#I'd Like a Virgin

[rastronomicals]

9:40 AM EDT May 15, 2024:

Richard Cheese - "War Ensemble" From the album I'd Like a Virgin (April 20, 2004)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Lounge-alicious

#Richard Cheese #I'd Like a Virgin #War Ensemble

[lastminutestarwarsfan]

Can someone please explain to me how in the name of God Palpatine was even able to gain so much access to Anakin? It's implied he's been keeping him close since Phantom Menace. Like I can understand after he's been knighted but as a padawan???? And not just ANY padawan but the notoriously unstable, taken-in-far-too-late-trained-by-a-barely-qualified-freshly-knighted-king-of-sass-and-oh-btw-we-think-he's-the-chosen-one padawan?? That one??? Surely there must have been parameters in place to protect Jedi children from just this sort of manipulation???? Not to mention keeping a close eye on this one in particular???

Like if it weren't so sad it would be (and admittedly is) hilarious how oblivious everyone is.

Like just imagine fucking Yoda and Mace chilling and thinking to themselves "Hmm where's that boy Anakin, you know the one we really did not think it would be a good idea to train lmao" and someone just cheerfully reasssures them "Oh don't worry his kindly pseudograndpa who is definitely not grooming him has taken him to the Opera! For cultural enrichment" Like??? Honestly I know no one suspects Palpatine is a Sith, but he's sure as hell a creepy old politician with a propensity for hanging around little boys. How is no one's alarm bells ringing?? How are the pedophilia accusations not pouring in??

#Obi wan is the only one with a hint of common sense #star wars #star wars prequels #anakin skywalker #Palpatine is a disgusting creep and if I could I'd kill him with my bare fucking hands #Anakin is a dumb babygirl who gets validation when Palps tells him he's so mature for his age and no one else understands him #Anakin is not like other girls #The Jedi are all a bunch of oblivious virgins #human disaster anakin

[queenhawke]

Mythic Quest 2x01

#mythic quest #mythicquestedit #sitcomedit #tvedit #dana bryant #poppy li #charlotte nicdao #imani hakim #no bc this scene makes me have so many Lesbian Thoughts #why does she say 'okay' like that. like she means 'prove it' #if she said that to me like that i'd die on the spot #also poppy is a virgin right. we can all agree on that

[destinationtoast]

Casual friend who teaches theater: So we set the opening to a Peter Gabriel song, and -- Me, derailing the story: Which song? CFWTT: Uhh, not, like, a super well known song... Me: WHICH? CFWTT: Uhh. Did you know that he did the soundtrack for a movie called The Last Temptation of Christ? Me, inside my own head: Oh you mean just the soundtrack that caused me to start talking to my first ever significant other online, because we were both so obsessed with it, and that I therefore later attempted to lose my virginity to? tHAT SOUNDTRACK?? Me, externally: I'm aware

#virginity is a silly construct #I was fairly convinced even at the time #but there was a particular activity I'd been looking forward to that turned out to be infeasible without more supplies and patience #still the music was great and a good time was had by all #:) #peter gabriel #it's a good album (and by good I mean fantastic) #anyway my brain has always been like this #fannish I mean #but whereas once upon a time I would have permanently derailed the story #now I was able to let CFWTT finish without too big of a tangent #op

[ratgirlcopia]

new icon (The Virgin Ratgirl)

#art tag #copiaposting #remember when i was on my “copia is the ghost equivalent of the virgin mary” kick. i think i still believe that. #i just think unfucked woman canonization would be the most insanely scream-worthy direction this could go in like i think i'd lose it. #breathe in my direction and i'll start ranting about this again. anyway.

[nicovania]

i need to join a weird little group for g'raha tia enjoyers thats just exclusively wol shipping. g'raha's polycule. we all love him so much. your bunnygirl and him are married? thats so cute my catboy and him are too, so nice to meet you. a group of people who are all insane about one specific catboy loser.

#nico's talking #this is nonsense i just like that catboy #g'raha tia #ffxiv #i'd immediately get kicked out of said group for saying g'raha is a 800 year old virgin #but from the back of the room a voice calls out #he's right #the crowd looks #it's g'raha himselfd #anyways

[khaotunq]

you know, now would be the perfect time for mew to reveal he's ace

#adventures in ofts #because i have a tag for my bad takes now <3 #i can't stop thinking about it #it's 100% not where the show's going but fuck if it wouldn't be funny as fuck #we progressive we ain't that progressive #but it'd be nice if we could stop talking about virginity like it's anything interesting #it's the one thing iawtc with mew on actually #anywayyyyyyyyy #i think i'd actually weep #it would be very funny is all i'm saying #it'd be the greatest cinematic plot twist in history #see little top's face crumble #watch boston's head explode #context: i am an ace person who has had sex. even enjoyed sex. do not get on my dick about generalisations

[kiunlo]

i think we may have gone back around to calling virgins losers again and i'm really not liking it at all.

#like idk as a gay trans guy pre-t pre-op pre everything living in rural australia literally rationing my own food #who the fuck do u think is gonna fuck me without being homophobic transohobic sexist and abusive about it #if i bit the bullet and pretended to be a cishet woman and let a cishet man fuck me just to say i had sex and i'm no longer a virgin #it'd probably be the worst most horrible and triggering sex in the history of the world and i'd wish i was dead #idk some of us bitches are better of not having sex. we have issues man. #vent #ash's personal tag

[rastronomicals]

6:39 AM EST December 15, 2023:

Richard Cheese - "War Ensemble" From the album I'd Like a Virgin (April 20, 2004)

Last song scrobbled from iTunes at Last.fm

File under: Lounge-alicious

#Richard Cheese #I'd Like a Virgin #War Ensemble

[anaalnathrakhs]

"i didnt expect you to be so crude" common mistake actually! see, i was a pathologically lonely child who retreated into the internet until i was almost legally an adult. this is roughly the equivalent of leaving a kid into the magazines section of the gas station for six years. sure, i'm socially inept and i had a whole lot of time to learn weirdly specific fun facts about linguistics and whatnot, but also i was locked in with all the porn.

#i'm not competing in the freaks olympics or anything i'm a virgin neet loser #but it's hilarious that people act surprised when i swear or drink alcohol #my dude. i just have glasses and the default medieval peasant girl haircut. #having a vaguely unkempt middle part doesn't mean i'm sweet and cute and pure it just means i dont really put in a lot of effort #you can guess i dont go out much but you can't guess if i LIKE it or not lmao #''you're a master manipulator i see'' i joked several times abt lending me an id to get into the club #why would it surprise you that i'd get drunk #broadcasting my misery

[allyricas]

fun couple's idea for a halloween costume

sexy demon (shirtless with harness wings/horns/sexy mask) and his 'virgin' sacrifice (sexy white nightie mildly inspired victorian nightgowns/sheer thigh highs with a garter/sexy heels) rope around the wrists included.

it'd be so hot, no one would expect it and yes, i am absolutely imagining steve as the demon and eddie as the virgin sacrifice. it would totally fuck with everyone's perception of them both and it'd be fun for them to play.

imagine steve with eddie thrown over his shoulder, walking around a costume party and eddie's all 'oh please don't sacrifice me in a evil, sexy ritual, please..no...oh god.'

#steddie #halloween has rotted my brain apparently #i would totally be someone's virgin sacrifice for a costume party #sounds like it'd piss puritanical dipshits off which brings me joy #and i'd also like to fuck a hot demon who wouldn't

[darlin-djarin]

people always are like "if i was in star wars, i'd be an awesome jedi" like bro you can't even ask for extra ketchup packets. you'd be an imperial janitor cleaning darth vader's toilets on the death star when it blows up. respectfully.

#i'd be a tusken raider i think #bc i'm indigenous and middle eastern and mid western #so like... #indigenous sand cowboy #i think being a tusken is cool idk y'all #anyway #star wars #star wars shitpost #darth vader #maybe i'll make a poll like “if you were in star wars what would you be?” #yall better not just put “jedi” #extra virgin olive oil

[rainbowcarousels]

Song Poem

“put ur Spotify on shuffle and write down the first lyric of the first ten songs that come on, post the poem that results” (character playlist edition)

Tagged by @birdblacksocialclub

I was going to do Genesis but we have way too much crossover so Lestat/Nicki it is.

I invite you to a world where there is no such thing as time If I retreat words wars and symphonies Hey little sister what have you done? I thought I saw the devil this morning Am I more than you bargained for yet? The marionetter has your number There's a chair in my head I felt heaven One pill makes you larger We're standing here by the abyss

Tagging: @apoptoses @ryal-is-reading @hekateinhell and anyone who fancies it really use me as your tag if you like

#there is so much ghost on my nicki playlist and i was wondering if i'd go all ten without hitting one #and then he is comes in like a clutch #'her name is alice' by shinedown #'let's kill tonight' by patd #'white wedding' by billy idol #'i'll be good' by james young #'sugar we're going down' by fall out boy #'boy on a string' by jars of clay #'virgin state of mind' by k's choice #'devil's worst nightmare' by FJØRA #'white rabbit' by jefferson airplane #'he is' by ghost #meme

[yharnamesque]

The one single BG3 mod I await eternally is the one that will inevitably just unlock the entire character creator in one go

All heads on any body type regardless of whether it's designated male or female, give a dwarf tiefling horns, fuck it find a way to give elves orc tusks, naturally including all the NPC hairs of course

Complete freedom, complete chaos, just as it should have been right from the very start

#herne talks #i still cannot believe larian decided to restrict character creation the way they did #you know the one part of ANY rpg that people deliberately go back to and spend millennia in because it's fun #absolute insanity that is i tell ya #virgin larian cc with limited locked options #vs chad fromsoft cc where i can make a man that looks like a pepperoni clown with 18 diseases #i'd have to find a way to just straight up port ass titlord's model from bloodborne if i wanted to play him in bg3

[rainybraindays]

No but the obsession with Colin's theoretical sex life is crazy to me.

Like people are genuinely upset that he could have potentially had sex?? Shaming him for doing something we know hes been mocked about for not doing? Like we see Anthony accuse him of only trying to marry because hes a virgin, you all remember that right? His older brother sees him pursuing a relationship, something he would have noticed earlier if he hadn't been so single minded the entire time, and instead of offering any like useful advice immediately goes and throws that in his face.

If he wanted to have sex just so it couldn't be used against him ever again I wouldn't be surprised. If he did that's fine, and if he doesn't thats literally also fine.

Like maybe its the fact that I also see a lot of people who talk about him needing to be a virgin talk about him being nerodivergent, so it seems kinda infantlizing to me, especially mixed in with the need to portray him like hes stupid but this rubs me so wrong.

Its literally a non-issue why are some of you so hard up on this.

#rainy talks #not tagging because i simply do not care too #you can take or leave this post but I just cannot stop thinking about this #like hes in his early 20s hes a grown up and is allowed to experiment in his sex life prior to settling down #there is no need to be SO upset about this. #like idk maybe its just the insecure younger sibling in me #but if I had been trying to lock down a relationship and it blew up in my face #and beforehand my older sibling had thrown my virginity in my face #I'd kinda wanna get rid of it #just as a fuckin defense mechanism so if i decided to try for another relationship it couldn't be used to humiliate me?? #i dunno just a thought #but hey what do I know this literally isn't a situation I've ever found myself in because my older siblings treat me like an adult #but thats a conversation for a different time.

[ayrennaranaaldmeri]

honestly the worst thing the idol did was that dollar store cover of my sweet lord.

#tbd #billy preston and george harrison are rolling in their graves #its not as bad as september by she who shall not be named but i hate it more than lorde's everybody wants to rule the world #sam levinson insinuating that tetris is a victim is my villain origin story tho #also seeing people like 'oh the popstar was the villain the whole time!' there is not a single thing about the show that justifies this #like she could've literally murdered tetris onscreen and i'd be like [lucille bluth voice] good for her #the idol was such a bad fucking show but it wasn't even bad enough to laugh at #it was just an entire brainrot circus #and I will never be able to take the weeknd seriously ever again #except when i'm rewatching the american dad ep where he sings 'i'm a virgin'