#I’m not mad at girlfriend

[sillyzombiedelusion]

Rhaenyra stans, for the love of god sort your shit out and work on your misogyny. You’re embarrassing the rest of us 👏🏻

#muties who love rhaenyra I love you #this is not at you #hotd #god why #do I tag this anti rhaenyra #I’m not mad at girlfriend #okay I’ll use a group tag #anti team black

[alangdorf]

(sorry for leaving y’all in suspense I was grocery shopping) Surprise!! I accidentally got into Len’en like two weeks ago. Whoops! I got ideas for cool drawings to do with each of the BPoHC shrine team members (and you-know-who, ofc, but that one might be… weird lol), but Tsubakura gets to go first cause theirs is the simplest; just greyscale + red color scheme with a split background and the pose is mostly random (maybe they’re squishing Tsurubami’s little eye thing? Idk). Very pleased with how everything worked out; the line for the eye is exactly where the dividing line for the background was and the way I managed to make the vest corseted while not changing the ribbon placement is just perfect. Although I did make their hat smaller out of the aforementioned cowardice also that thing is hard to draw

#art #digital #len’en #tsubakura enraku #for those not in the know: Len’en is a game series inspired by Touhou but there’s a number of things different about it and it is rapidly #spiraling off into a very complicated story and also other game genres; also every character’s gender is officially ‘whatever’ #This character (Tsubakura) plays like Marisa but is also a shrine maiden (priest) along with the Reimu type character #Nonbinary (to me) mad scientist. #Replaces soy sauce with calligraphy ink in every culinary application. #Made a nuclear bomb once supposedly on accident. #Locked in a blood feud with their 3(ish) absurdly powerful ex-girlfriends and this has led to at least one actual war. so far #(hello high brightness users! :D) #Apparently mastered genetic engineering and mostly uses it for stuff like making it so they can put ink in their coffee and not die from it #what’s not to love #oh ya I doubt anyone cares much since this was in the tags but I got some stuff wrong due to misunderstanding & exaggeration for comedy sryy #nuclear bomb was definitely an accident cause they got really sad about it after which is soooooo funny #they do eat ink and also soap but it’s not really explained why it doesn’t kill them of why they like it #also they made an artificial human (+ several androids) who’s supposed to be an assassin and used to be an even more blatant mega reference #hasn’t actually killed anyone yet cause their first target is Tsubakura lol #and I’m barely exaggerating abt the ex girlfriend thing; they haven’t been confirmed to have dated in canon but they were quote #‘close enough to want to murder each other’ #and one of them is very homoerotic about it all the time so like rlly not that out of pocket #admittedly the one I’m drawing somewhat homoerotic art of with Tsubakura atm is probably one of the other two but whateverrrr #it still fits Arde well enough #*mgs reference

[saitamastamaticsoup]

Hobie “i hate labels” brown would not hate relationship labels I fear y’all aren’t understanding what he means by that in a punk way

#like I get it I do!! #but now y’all saying he would like the queen #THE YELLOW IN HOS LACES AND OUTLINE IS FOR ANTI RACISM #so labels as in like societal labels #he hates gender not relationships #like idk I get it you want him to be toxic in a hot way #but he is nothing of the sort #he says fuck boy and girl but you can be his girlfriend #jokes are fine but y’all making angst out of it pls #like I’m not mad but the miscommunication here #as punk as a whole subculture is annoying lowkey bc it’s built off the foundation #of hating opression and it’s not clicking for yall #across the spider verse spoilers #atsv hobie #spider punk #atsv #hobie brown #pls yall he’s black let’s think about context

[ahelluvahigh]

"The fuck, Anthony?!"

#💥 i’m addicted to the madness 💥 dash commentary #bro you just threw a condom at my girlfriend #AND KNOCKED HER OUT WITH IT

[sharpth1ng]

Thoughts on Amber?

Honestly I love her, I wish they had let her be a lesbian instead of having Ritchie fucking groom her when she was underage.

Fr though, Amber has the Ghostface spirit she’s silly and vindictive as hell, she’s possessive of Tara in a way that’s really fun to watch. Her going “welcome to act 3!” after shooting Liv? That’s fucking gold. Mickey Madison’s performance is perfect, no notes. She might be my favourite part of scream 5.

#Amber freeman #she deserved a girlfriend I’m still mad about it #ask

[sexynetra]

One of Dawn’s friends posted this and you can bet your ASS that “hoe ass burger finger” will be making its way into my lexicon PROMPTLY

#also the thumbs down makes me die #like it’s so passive aggressive #it feels meaner than a middle finger to me #also love all of dawns friends becoming Amanda’s friends too #like they are besties they are girlfriends they love each other no matter what #and you cannot be dawns friend if you don’t Stan Amanda! #drag race #rpdr #RuPaul’s drag race #rpdr 16 #drag race 16 #RuPaul’s drag race 16 #Dawn #up until Dawn #Amanda Tori meating #amandawn #I’m not tagging ✈️ okay I don’t want her fans to be mad at me #I just think this post is funny regardless :)

[kirnet]

This is literally an exchange my coworkers just had abt me 🥲

#i need to sit them down and have a talk abt accidently outing me all the time but this one was so fucking funny I’m not even mad #‘why don’t you have a boyfriend?’ ‘or a girlfriend! she’s bi! why haven’t I met a girlfriend yet?’ ‘damn #so you can get rejected 2x as normal?’ #FUCKED UP! BIPHOBIC!! #ramblings

[only-one-brain-cell]

Derek is the office gossip (along with Penelope, head cannon that they gossip in her office.) he’s like Rossi tell me the details about Hotch I need to know. Sure you could say he’s curious I say pure gossip.

#criminal minds #criminal minds 9x1 #derek morgan #I’m surprised he wasn’t mad when Spencer didn’t tell him about Maeve #he’d go so you got a girlfriend and you told BLAKE before ME?????????

[orphyd]

I’m not gonna be able to focus on anything until I get this whole pseudo-boyfriend thing sorted…

#we talked on the phone on Friday for like 4 hours #but all of the weekend he was pretty radio silent and still is today so I’m mad at him #he mentioned neither of us being single #but neither of us have said the word boyfriend or girlfriend yet #IM TIRED #nia.txt

[softle0]

I’m the most miserable girl in the world frr 😂😂😂 why this is happening to me…. So I have an ex bf, we haven’t been together for like two years now… we broke up side we had the shores relation ever, he was cheating on me, I cheated on him, we didn’t trust each other, we’d fight everyday, among other things I don’t like to remember for my own sanity…. (And btw we ended up really bad because he became a fucking psycho, he didn’t wanted to break up with me, he harassed me for the longest time, insulted me, he wished my own death, etc) His ass was so broke and he refused to work that we would always stay at my home and when we went out was because I was paying for everything LMAO (I don’t like to remember all of this because it’s so embarrassing ngl)

I don’t fuck with this man anymore, like I don’t hate him or anything, I don’t care about his life at all. He keeps reaching me and trying to be friends but I don’t want lol not after all the shit he did to me at the end. I still answer his texts sometimes but anything crazy. But as I said he’s not my friend, I don’t fuck with him.

He’s been dealing with depression and shit since I’ve know him (so am I, but ofc he’s not part of my life anymore, I don’t tell him anything about how I feel or anything) but he keeps reaching me out to tell me how he’s depressed and how he’s gonna end up his life (he’s been saying that since we broke 2 years ago) lol and he keeps coming to me for advice and shit and I treat him like I don’t care about what he’s struggling because he needs to find ppl in his life that supports him. Not me.

TODAAAYYY HE ASKED ME TO PAY HIS THERAPY SESSIONS LMAOO WTF DUDEEE I’m so fucking mad right know, likeee, he never did anything good for me, hi never paid anything for me, not even a meal. But he always had money for his games, but never for his relationship. He treated me like shit, threatened me, insulted me, cheated on me, gave me the most traumatic relationship I’ve ever had and nowww his deadass came to ask me for some money for his therapy? What the fuck is wrong with this dude, bfrrr 💀💀💀💀💀 I feel so stupid right know because it’s like, I’m such a good person that someone like him thinks that can come and ask me for something like this?? I don’t know what to think anymore…

#he took me to my lowest #he was the worst boyfriend ever #if I share with you guys everything he has done to me #I’m so fucking mad frrr like bro how dare you to come and ask me for money for your fucking therapy??? #TWO YEARS AFTER WE BROKE UP LIKE BITCH I DONT EVEN KNOW YOU ANYMORE #you had another girlfriend after me #you gave her flowers and shit which you didn’t give me anything in our 3 YEARS RELATIONSHIP and now you come ask me for some money?? #tf

[wlwsuperheroine]

Lumity is such a good and developed relationship but it feels like the fandom makes me hate them more and more. They’re are so many reasons with this but i think one of the major ones is how people see that luz prefers masculine clothes (if you could even call them that, they’re just pants/shorts and the one time she wore a suit she wore it with a tutu) but that doesn’t mean anything that’s just clothing a fashion style but people are so obsessed with the idea of assigning her like the role of the man i guess in the relationship and make amity this dainty princess which is so gross like women of colour have always been stripped of their femininity and masculinised way more than white women because they don’t fit the Eurocentric beauty standards and finding this happens in a sapphic relationship nonetheless. disgusting.

So yeah amity is the rugby captain in the relationship

#i feel like this is so incoherent but bear with me i’m mad #it’s not a crime to draw luz in a skirt or make her shorter than amity or have amity carrying her that’s normal relationship things #kinda reminds of early shera fans #anyway is beautiful and soft and independent and has a girlfriend that adores her and there’s nothing you can do about it #like she loved being called a crab maiden and warrior princess on comment of I’m a bad boy doesn’t erase that #the owl house #luz noceda #amity blight #lumity

[i-am-a-freg]

got an ad for an ai girlfriend 80,000 dead 70,000,000 injured

#“just like a girlfriend but better” #BITING YOU #ik these are not necessarily new but I’m still mad

[theauthor27]

you 🤝 me

“oh fuck am i autistic”

Not

Not helping

#I have been having this identity crisis for my entire time on tumblr and the recent shit with Mart and his girlfriend is not gelpibg #I’m not mad or annoyed or anything don’t interpret this post as this #Don’t apologize you don’t need to apologize #asks

[steveharrington]

i’m gonna say it. s3 of ted lasso has lost all sense of subtlety and now every moment showcasing how Wholesome and Moral everyone is has just straight up turned their dialogue into a lecture that sounds copied from an instagram infographic

#having the team be like ‘guys remember it’s never okay to keep photos sent to you by your girlfriends and you should always delete them ☝🏼’ #like. yeah that’s very true and i’m not mad they’re saying it #but it’s so jarring to be watching the show and suddenly have these overly polished little speeches dropped into the episodes #they feel like PSAs which then makes me feel like i’m a kid watching nickelodeon or smthing #i also feel like they want credit for dropping in all these little wink wink jokes like ‘well that’s late stage capitalism for ya 🤣’ like #ok sudeikis if you want to talk about capitalism TALK ABOUT CAPITALISM #don’t expect credit and pats on the back for making literally one throwaway joke about it #anyways

[chandralia]

#unironically saved me #you know the ‘oooo I’m so mad you’re lucky my 3 weed smorking girlfriends have calmed me down’ #these plushies… #bkdk #dkbk #bakudeku #dekubaku #:’)

[cherrypeaking]

(hoping to god my first ask sent ><) MY DAD KILLED THE WASPS FOR ME

>:( this app needs something fresh because why did it not send 😞 all i can assume is there were wasps in your room… i’m so sorry about that my love 😢

i’m glad that you at least don’t have to worry about them anymore my love :(( being stung by them does hurt… and i don’t want mommy to be hurt 😢🩷🩷

#crystal gem 💎 #i’d take all the wasp bites for you so you don’t have to get scared my lovely girlfriend 🥹😚🩷 #i’m still mad that tumblr ate your first ask 🙄 #we hate to see it