#I’ll be your dad

[floral-hex]

The growing anxiety of realizing that I’m running out of time to text my dad happy father’s day 😬

#oh man our relationship would be so much easier if we just never tried #but I suppose that’s true for most things. not doing stuff is easier than doing stuff. wow what a concept. #but I do love my dad. I just don’t know how to talk to him #haven’t texted him since my birthday in December #lol just looked back and saw that the joke I was going to open with I already used for my birthday #’thank you for helping conceive me’ #okay yeah not that funny but like I said I don’t know how to talk to him #so being weird and trying to be funny is like ‘hey at least I’m putting some effort into my tri-annual text’ #I just… I dunno… blegh… I have nothing to say about my life that isn’t shameful or depressing #but hey! at least I’m the one (1) kid he has that’ll actually text him! #pretty sure my sis is still on the outs with him but she’s… got her own shit I don’t need to weigh in on #whatever. he’s got his whole ‘beach life’ Jimmy Buffet Florida day drinking ‘in a cool way’ BS going on so I don’t feel toooo bad #okay okay let’s see if I can get away with a quick text and not have to talk to him much #ugh… I’m a shitty son #or I’m not a shitty son but he really hasn’t done anything for me to avoid him like I do #just my own self-worth bullshit. well not just that. but I’m negative about myself so I’ll focus on that #oh hey sorry I forgot this isn’t a therapy session #why would you read all of this? #sorry to everyone having a shitty father’s day #I’ll be your dad #I’m proud of you. #if you made it through the day today then I’m proud of you and I love you or like you or whatever this is dumb #you can ignore this #text

[ghostditto]

it really means a lot to have a supportive parent when you’re trans/gnc because knowing you’re accepted by someone who’s supposed to love you unconditionally yet maybe hasn’t always done so can really ease your nerves

my dad and I haven’t always had the best relationship, but he’s grown and changed in the last couple years and actually apologized and learned from his mistakes, which allowed me to feel comfortable enough to come out to him and he made the changes almost immediately

i’m not out to my mom (way too many reasons for that) and he supports whatever decision i make regarding that (they’re divorced [again for many reasons]), and when i went to his house for the first time since i came out, he changed the letter on my water bottle (i have many siblings and we label our waters at his house), and he kept it in the style he originally wrote my birth initial 🥺 (it was an E [please don’t try to guess it] and he turned it into an M [it also can’t be a normal M cause i have a sibling that’s name starts with M so it’s a nice way to distinguish them])

just wanted to share a wholesome story lol! hope all y’all trans/gnc people have people in your life to support you, and if not, i’ll be that person lol

#gender #transmasc #trans #gnc #gender nonconforming #nonbinary #enby #supportive parent #i’ll be your dad #don’t worry about it #please my dms are always open don’t be afraid to start a convo #sorry if i don’t answer immediately but i’ll try! #love y’all!

[not-a-christmas-tree]

i don’t think ive seen a positive father’s day post like, all day

are yall ok

#i’ll be your dad

[livwritesstuff]

So Steve obviously loves Valentine’s Day.

This didn’t ever come as a surprise to Eddie, and in the years between when they started dating and when their kids were born, it was something that never changed.

When Steve walked in the door fresh off the afternoon carpool route with their three daughters in tow and said, “Dude – I swear to god this has gotta be the best Valentine’s Day ever,” Eddie wasn’t exactly taken aback, more just unsure what could have happened so early in the day that had him this confident that V-Day of 2012 would be the best one ever.

“Why?” Eddie asked suspiciously.

“When I dropped off Ava, David invited me over to watch the basketball game,” he replies, still with a massive grin on his face even as their daughters dump their backpacks and jackets and shoes all over the ground instead of hanging them up like they should be doing.

Eddie made a face – David, one of their neighbors and an unfortunate addition to the elementary school carpool circuit, is notably a total fucking loser. 

He’s also obsessed with Steve (and not even in a gay way, which Eddie could at least understand – no, it’s in this weird, loser, ex-jock who peaked in high school kind of way).

“I know, right? I’m pretty sure he’s that fucking desperate for something to do tonight that isn’t his wife,” Steve continued.

“What’s wrong with his wife?”

“Ed, believe it or not, it gets even better.”

“Tell me,” Eddie demanded, finally getting that Steve’s got a whole-ass story for him.

“I’m going to, man, holy shit,” Steve shook his head as he stepped over the mess their kids left behind (because one of them would be corralling them all back downstairs to deal with their shit like they’re supposed to)

So Eddie listens as Steve launches into a retelling of the conversation he apparently had with David, who, predictably, acted like a total fucking loser about how Steve actually wanted to spend time with his family on Valentine’s Day.

“What does this have to do with his wife?” Eddie asked when Steve reached a stopping point, “Other than how incredibly sad it is for her.”

“Right – so get this. David ended up telling me that his wife is going out tonight with Chris, and I figured he meant Chris, like Christine, Liam’s mom, because I know they’re friends, but it’s not. It’s Chris, the divorced dad on the PTA, and apparently they hang out all the time.”

Eddie’s eyes widened as he pieced together what Steve was implying.

“No fucking way.”

“Right?!? And, look, you know I think cheating is wrong, but…I dunno, I really hope she has a fantastic Valentine’s Day.”

#idk idk something about middle-aged Steve knowing all the hot goss in their suburban town #this doesn’t really count as a valentine’s day post lol maybe i’ll fathom something else up later #steddie #liv’s steddie dads verse #steddie dads #steve harrington #eddie munson #also this is inspired by a tiktok - will link if i can track it down #rereading this there are a *lot* of F-Bombs srry if that’s not your vibe #i feel like they’re at that stage in parenthood where they know their kids know the words #so what’s the point in hiding it anymore? #judgy-steve my beloved

[shima-draws]

One Piece where everything’s the same except Cora doesn’t die but Law’s still determined to absolutely beat the shit out of Doflamingo anyway. Cut to post Dressrosa where Law gets a VERY frantic phone call from Cora who’s like what the actual FUCK I saw the newspaper this morning you went up against Doffy all by yourself?? You promised me we would do this together you little SHIT do you have any idea how fucking scared out of my MIND I was when I saw the headline and I thought something happened to you, Law I swear to god, and Law’s like yes Cora I went up against him by myself, like HELL I was going to let him lay a single finger on you. And Cora’s like THAT’S MY LINE!!! You’re MY kid and I should be the one protecting YOU!! And Law’s like what with your shitty devil fruit powers? What could you have done? You would have fallen on your ass and gotten hurt or shot or worse and I’d be too fucking worried about you to focus on anything else. And Cora’s like this conversation is NOT over but I’m so so glad you’re okay. And he starts crying and he’s like oh my GOD Law you know how insane Doffy is I could have lost you. And I wouldn’t have even known until after the fact. And Law goes all quiet and he’s like I know I’m sorry but I could have lost YOU and I couldn’t handle that. I couldn’t. And Cora’s sobbing and he’s like I love you so much Law and Law’s like yeah. I love you too 🥺

Meanwhile the Strawhats witnessed this entire conversation and they’re like. Wow okay that was a lot to unpack. Law’s got a dad and they’re very protective of each other and apparently his dad is Doflamingo’s brother?? And Law literally dismantled Doflamingo’s entire criminal organization and DIDN’T bother telling his dad about it?? No wonder he’s pissed. And they’re also like awwwww we’ve never seen Law so soft and vulnerable before 💕 and Law looks at them and he’s like. You repeat ANY of what you just heard and I WILL kill you. And they’re like ‘Mhmm okay yup we hear you loud and clear. Btw what’s your dad like’ with the BIGGEST shit eating grins and Law’s like Okay! Killing you now!! And proceeds to chase them with his katana

#Sorry I just wrote an entire fic on my post. Coughs anyway #Law keeping Cora in the dark about taking down Doflamingo is SUCH a funny concept to me #Bc well. It’s CORA’S brother. If anybody should take him down it would be him yeha #*yeah #But nope Law’s also an overprotective little shit so he’s like I’m going to do this and NOT tell Cora about it. #And when Cora sees the newspaper he proceeds to have a heart attack #Cora: WHAT THE ACTUAL F U C K #Cora: IS MY KID OKAY. #Robin: It’s lovely that you have a father that cares for you so much Torao-kun ^^ #Law blushing furiously: Not another WORD Nico-ya #Meanwhile Cora is hopping on a boat and BOOKING it to Dressrosa #Cora: HAVE YOU SEEN MY SON #Luffy: Hehe your dad’s funny Torao! I like him ^^ #Cora: Is that your boyfriend #Law: NO?????? #OKAY I’M SORRY I’LL STOP LMAO #One Piece #Corazon #Trafalgar Law #Donquixote Rocinante #Shima speaks

[georgies-ftts]

i swear to god i will combust if the spin off starts with the van eck reveal and Jesper is PISSED and they argue about trust and secrets and the room in the slat gets brought up so Wylan does a runner because he can’t handle the anger is Jespers voice cause it reminds him too much of his fathers rage

‘n’ then Wylan is walking through the barrel to either the Tannery or just somewhere to get away for a bit and then BAM his fathers hit men fuck him right up and he’s bloody and messy and hurt but he fights like the lil canal rat he is and blows em to shit and ends up stumbling his arse back to the tannery where he does a shit job of patching himself up and after a few hours or a day or two jesper is panicking cause he hasn’t seen Wylan so he goes looking and he finds him and sees him hurt and he goes mental (cue: “who did this to you”) and Wylan brings up the letters and asks Jes to read them to him and once he’s done he explains everything and jesus christ-

not a coherent thought was had

but i still wanna see it

(new game: take a shot every time i say ‘and’)

#wesper #six of crows #shadow and bone #shadow and bone netflix #shadow and bone season 2 #wylan van eck #six of crows wylan #wylan hendriks #jesper fahey #soc wylan #six of crows jesper #soc jesper #crooked kingdom #jesper and wylan #wylan x jesper #jesper x wylan #jan van eck #wylan i’ll kill your dad for you #six of crows spoilers #tw swearing #cw swearing

[mage-propaganda]

So many people miss the point of my original post and I’m tired of it so come clarification:

Yes, some guys suck. Some guys are really horrible people, who do horrible things. This isn’t news to anyone! Though it might be surprising for some to learn that there are women out there who suck, are terrible people, and do terrible things too. Neither of these things are the point!

If you’re dating a man, maybe don’t constantly shit on him for a funny little thing like ~gender~ which he can’t really control. A lot of people will make fun of and hate the old boomer mindset of “I hate my wife” jokes and then will turn around and do the exact same fucking thing to their boyfriends. It’s stupid! It’s annoying! And it’s extremely prevalent in the queer, more specifically bisexual, community (aimed at both bi men and women) to the point it can just be straight up Homophobic at times (why tf you shaming a bi man for having boyfriend instead of a wife??).

“Oh but Bees, I have trauma! I can’t help hating men and looking at the person I want as my boyfriend in utter disgust” then don’t date! Go to therapy, work on yourself! Don’t subject some poor dude to constant vitriol because you refuse to work yourself! I swear to everything good people on this app, and others, will shit on disabled people, and neurodivergent people, for being disabled and needing some extra assistance from their partners sometimes (something they often CANT help)… and then turn around and be like “but actually…my trauma means I can verbally abuse my boyfriend for being a man :/// thanks :///“.

There, now all the sorry-ass-joy-sucking motherfuckers can shut the fuck up!! Here’s clarification!! If you see happy gay couples, or a confident trans man in a healthy relationship, or something and feel the need to add a rant about your failed relationship with a dude (so they can’t be happy either) maybe pick up journaling or something! Get hobbies! Enjoy life! And maybe stop with all your bad takes!!

#I’ll fuck your dad!! #shut up!! #OP is a trans man #I am OP #OP uses He/They pronouns #OP is Bi #So y’all can shut the fuck up about that too #mlm #nblm #gay #bisexual #queer discourse #loving men is cool actually #men are amazing actually #men can be pretty actually #hey if you’ve read this far you’re stunning actually #if you are a man ily #also OP is disabled so shut up about that too #just preemptively

[turtleblogatlast]

[ cw: technical child endangerment / ]

Y’know every time I see the turtle tots playing with their original weapons I’m always flabbergasted that Splinter let Leo have a literal sword as a small child.

And then left him unsupervised with it.

Like, at least the others had blunt weapons (though still dangerous in their own right, especially Raph’s blunt tipped sais) but Leo’s katana are so easily lethal that it’s a miracle he seemed to be a natural with them. Because, if he wasn’t a natural then…oof.

It’s at least a good thing he only got one sword at first and not his usual two. Splinter would’ve needed to count his lucky days because OOF.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #child endangerment / #splinter is not a bad dad but man needs to realize that sometimes it’s better to start with bamboo practice swords #even if the actual blades are more true to the Hamato clan #it’s a good thing they’re so durable! Leo could have easily hurt himself or others with ONE sword let alone two #and we don’t know when exactly the second sword came into the picture I don’t think #could have gotten the second soon after oof #injury mention / #imagine an au where Leo’s a natural at PORTALS and TELEPORTATION but has a steeeeeeep learning curve for swords #or like imagine him being wary about using swords after that turtle tot short because he fell on them when Donnie crashed into him #nothing says I think I’ll stick with kunai like almost having your throat slit with your own sword! #or any injury because again DANGEROUS to any place not a shell (and even then) #honestly I think about how Leo is almost always the main one to get an explicitly lethal weapon a lot

[queenielacy]

Dom is the kid that just invites people over without checking with their parents first

#Damien was not having it #Rhea’s like ‘I’ll talk to your dad’ #wwe #dominik mysterio #the judgement day

[the-one-with-spider-brainrot]

Cult of the lamb updated so yknow what that means? thats right more doodles of this fam and this fam alone yippee!!

I was not expecting the crown to jumpscare talk to me so now it gets a personality that’s fun

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb spoilers #cult of the lamb sins of the flesh #the ones art #narinder #thorjulbre #pupdessa #narithor #kallamar #leshy #the lamb #urho #pujulon #that’s what the little abomination baby is called it’s so fucking funny that’s the kid #i didn’t know what to expect from a cat and a spider but teeth man was not it but i’m so glad it is #narinder and his ever approaching ‘please just accept your family dad status like a normal person’ #anyway i’m gonna brainrot over them again and them alone rip to people who wanted the lamb in on the tent #i’m fucking thriving #i’ll be honest i wasn’t super thrilled for the update but it’s been fun. i can get sin by smacking bosses so i don’t have to bother with- #-the boring stuff i can go murder spree yippee!

[thewolveswolf]

i ordered kfc as a surprise for @mrghostrat since he’s not feeling v well but accidentally ordered a spicy wrap by mistake… do u think i’ve heard the end of it??? absolutely not tphptthp

#bilvy #right before he tried the wrap he said ‘okay i’m gonna chill on my own for a bit’ #and i said ‘cool i’ll chill with you on your own’ #which is one of my favourite jokes #and THEN i launched into telling his dog oliver how much his dad hates me #whilst cackling the entire time #so i can only assume this is karma #i’m getting a taste of my own medicine

[padawansuggest]

Like the whole 'living at home in your 20s means you don't gotta do anything' trend needs to die. Sometimes I go into dads room with the ENTIRE PURPOSE of asking dad if I can make him something for dinner lol. Some of you just have zero want to take care of family. Couldn't be me, im making him a grilled cheese just cause he asked if and said he doesn't feel well lol

#I’m not saying this as a child who thinks they HAVE to take care of fam #but man I love my dad yeah I’ll make him food for no reason other than move #than love wtf you on that you can’t help cool di #cook dinner #this ain’t even about not loving your fam #some of you just take advantage of them to an unhealthy degree and both sides make jokes over it #like maybe it’s just me and fam casue our love language is gifts and as #acts if service #but nothing makes me happier than to see his happy grin and just pleased love when I make him dinner just for him #we’re both picky eaters too #sometimes our safe foods don’t #match. but we’ll still try and make something appropriate for the other if not amazing

[bitchapalooza]

I just realized; WHO TOOK CARE OF BRANCH WHEN HE WAS SICK IN THE BUNKER 😭 who stayed up checking on him, who monitored his temp, who made him soup, who held him through the night and sang soft lullabies, who encouraged him to take his disgusting tasting medicine, who was there for him when he needed them most

#imagining a little branch curled up with the flu #all alone in the early stages of his bunker #crying because he’s scared he’s actually dying he isn’t sure he’ll make it through the night #he’s crying for grandma his crying for his brothers #but no one comes because he’s all alone #man fuck peppy and all the other adult trolls why didn’t they place my boy with a new family:( #I’ll be his dad come here branchie papas here I’m your dad now #trolls #trolls dreamworks #trolls headcanons #trolls branch

[radioactivecatboy]

i am. rotating riz gukgak in mine brain. he is….small. he is….pointy. he is….fully and 100% willing to eat his enemies. he is….my good boy 💞

#i am so sleepy and i am just. 3d model rotating this goblin in my brain. little guy of all time #he will never not be a fucking icon to me for just eating kalvaxus #oh wow u ate my dad? well i’ll eat your face! #💞💞💞💞 #fantasy high #d20 #dimension 20 #riz gukgak #jellyfish txt

[sualne]

he’s so pretty hereeee 🫡

#one piece 1097 spoilers #op manga spoilers #described in alt text #love how I didn’t care about him too much but now that I’ve drawn him a few times he’s a beloved blorbo. #fastest way to fall for a character is to draw them and go ‘wtf is your face i’ll kill you’ and after 3 drawings it becomes ‘oh blorbo #we’re really in it now’ lovingly fkdbdkdn #guess i can add him to the dead beat dads of my heart

[frenchiefitzhere]

I want to ship David and pre-turning Lovely but not because I actually want the ship it’s just for the ship name because wait for it:

Tsundere and Lighting

#your welcome [sic] #I’ll see myself out #redacted david #redacted lovely #help I’m not a dad so why do I make so many dad jokes?!