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How to fix dry eye: Watch Bluey episode The Sign then come across that episode of Futurama where Fry’s brother names his son after Fry(Philip J. Fry)

#talkies

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Nami: If Luffy jumped off a bridge would you???

Zoro: Yes.

Usopp: There was literally no hesitation there, are you okay? Is he okay?

#one piece #one piece incorrect quotes #cat burglar nami #usopp #roronoa zoro

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I’ve been thinking a bit recently about how screwed up our news channels and newspapers are. They blatantly lie and cover up the truth so much, they bend the truth in their favor or whoever’s high up’s favor. I’ve seen this more and more in my older coworkers and family whose main source of news is the popular biased networks on tv such as Fox. Just yesterday I had a coworker request that we pray for Israel and hope they win their war against Palestine, a devoted Christian man who just became a pastor in his spare time away from work unknowingly wished for the downfall of a whole group of people that did nothing wrong to deserve what is happening to them right now all because he got his news from a biased and lying news network. He didn’t even respond to Bethlehem being bombed Christmas Day, he came back to work criticizing Palestine and hoping Israel survives the onslaught(not his exact words, I’m paraphrasing here; still ticks me off either way).

I’ve noticed since the pandemic began that most networks that are not local like to perpetuate stereotypes and blame others, such as POC individuals or groups. They like to cause a panic and start arguments that only lead to more trouble. I remember Fox blaming covid on China and claiming it was purposeful and all apart of their strategy(or something along those lines) and then suddenly there’s an uptick in Asian hate and discrimination. Now I’m watching it happen again with Palestinians.

Israel is successfully getting away with playing victim and a huge part of why, here in the states, is because of our corrupt networks not reporting the truth. Manipulating the information so that it fits a narrative different from reality. While I watch in person Palestinian press and civilians, mostly innocent traumatized children, report their daily lives, there’s a man on another screen in a neatly pressed suit with a clean cut fresh 20$ haircut wearing an expensive brand watch telling me an entire country of people deserve this ethnic cleansing, they deserve this genocide of their race of their culture of their children and all the children that would never be allowed to be born because their lives were taken away before they could even start it. Israel cries victim as they bomb hospitals with the poor excuse of hamas being inside and no one bats an eyes. No one.

I don’t see them reporting the numbers like the Gaza press does. I don’t see them reporting the bombing aftermaths or the stories of pulling their neighbors, their mothers, their fathers, their children out of the rubble of their homes. All they do is report the actions THEY did but it’s twisted around so they look like the poor innocent victim and the good guys. And it’s sickening. The way networks are allowed to report the news in the way they choose to.

I don’t know how true this is. Im just one guy who barely understands the complexities of politics. But I do know that the way we get our information in the states is biased. Many people, older folk especially, rely on these networks and base their knowledge on what they report and how they report it. Which is why it’s so hard to get some people to really understand. To educate them and steer them in the right direction to a free Palestine.

#I don’t mean to sound paranoid or conspiratorial #this is just what I’ve observed since well… honestly since trump stepped up as a candidate actually #this is majorly based on my observations with fox tho bc it’s the network I grew up with #free palestine #free gaza #free palestine 🇵🇸🍉

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I know Zoro is probably immune to getting drunk enough to be sentimental but imagine he does one day and he’s just on Luffy’s shoulder sobbing about loving being his friend lmao

#he’s just so full of pent of emotions 🥺 #one piece #one piece headcanons #roronoa zoro #monkey d. luffy #zolu #one piece zolu #zoro x luffy

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ryunosuke: hey mr sholmes did you or iris make those brownies in the kitchen they tasted a little weird

sholmes: yeah its gonna kick in soon

ryunosuke: what-

ryunosuke: what do you mean

ryunosuke: what's gonna kick in soon

sholmes: *leaves*

ryunosuke: mr sholmes??

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You ever think about how Atlantis was probably just some ancient undocumented ship wreck or the name of a cuisine in a dead language forever lost to us or even just a bedtime story so blown out of proportion that it became the pseudoscience myth it is today? Because I do��.

#boy of FUCKING boy I can’t wait for Milo’s video about the rabbit hole that is Atlantis #it’s something I’ve wondered about before #I’ve never believed it is what the myth claims it is #more like I always thought it was like an ancient take ppl took too seriously #and by took too seriously I mean it was just an element of a story that became insanely popular #UUUUUUGH IDK I JUST FIND THE ORIGINS OF THE ATLASTIS MYTH AAAAAARGH #talkies

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Thinking about the transponder snails and thinking about the potential market of baby monitor snails. But like. It’s way too cursed to imagine in full color. Can you imagine the first night you and/or your partner uses the thing and all of a sudden this damn pocket sized weird snail-technologically-thing just takes your newborn’s face— in the dead of fucking night, PITCH BLACK, mind you— like you can’t tell me that wouldn’t traumatize a person who’s had less than 3 hours of sleep at most the past week or so. Hell, imagine you’re just trying to familiarize the snail’s presence with your kid so when they see it in their room they aren’t completely losing their shit over it. Except they do. They always do. Because you showed them how it worked, it taking your face/likeness, even tho you knew their 3 week old minds wouldn’t even comprehend the technological understanding or literally anything about it. There you go, you just scared the literal piss and shit out of your baby. But at least you’re getting a full refund, shipping included, for your set of cursed baby monitor snails 😭

#baby monitor snails; now with a therapist hotline #imagine the recalls omgggg #the shortest lived product probably lmao #‘babies don’t have facial recognition until a certain age’ tell that to the baby who go the shit scared of them regardless dude #she may not recognize that that’s her daddy’s face in the snail but she sure as hell is terrified right now #one piece #one piece headcanons #den den mushi #transponder snail #shitpost

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I shouldn’t be getting even a tinge of a stomach from drinking water from one of the restaurants at work wtf are they doing to their machines, not cleaning them or something 💀

#I mean it could be bc I got mostly ice with the water #so it could last longer and I could sip on it til closing #BUT THAT DOESNT EXPLAIN THE TASTE #it comes from the same spout as the lemonade but idk what that says about it #talkies

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Damn this free hrt is awesome, thank you Ivankov ❤️

#one piece #one piece ivankov

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I already upset my mom by saying I simply wanted a SpongeBob meme cake for my 25th birthday(the number 25 meme yknow?) but like. I actually really don’t want a party. I just kinda wanted to see if my friend wanted to go out and wander around somewhere then come back to my place to have a short cook out party, kinda like I did last year. Buuuut if I say anything now I’m just gonna be fussed at and told I’m letting their money go to waste on what they already bought for the party I didn’t ask for or want. I don’t even want cook out for my birthday, I don’t chicken period anymore because I’m too anxious to and idk how I’m gonna hide that shit when all eyes are on me(which I hate even more; one of the reasons I didn’t want a party is bc I don’t like to eat in front of people!). Probably gonna be a doodoo birthday. Not a bad one, just a doodoo one bc I’ll be uncomfortable. I hope it rains so the cook out is at least cancelled…

#there’s not much to do anymore in terms of free stuff bc of job benefits #they took A LOT of our privileges away this year #but I’d at least like to walk around if #*ig #better than a cook out where I’m gonna be talked to way too much and watched while I eat and asked if it’s good as I fake eat #sorry this has been bugging me ever since mom promoted herself to party manager without asking if I wanted a party 🙄 #talkies #vent

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How I think ASL would play pretend

Ace: Hello, wife! I’m home!

Luffy: Hi, husband! I didn’t make dinner because I didn’t feel like it.

Ace: Spot! Our son that is our dog!

Sabo: Why am I the dog…

Luffy: Shut up and make dog sounds, Sabo.

Sabo: Why can’t I be like. The annoying neighbor or something?

Ace: OH NO!

Luffy: What is it, husband???

Ace: I want a divorce, wife!

Luffy: Okay, we can get a divorce.

Ace: NEVER MIND I DONT WANT A DIVORCE ANYMORE!!!

Luffy: Okay cool. I’m having an affair.

Sabo: I pooped on the carpet.

Ace: Okay, bye, wife. I have to go the doctor’s.

Sabo runs over to the far end of the yard and puts on a headband: I’m the doctor. You have cancer in your head.

Ace: Oh no, how long do I have, doctor?????

Sabo checks his wrist like a watch: Hmm…. 3 minutes— NO WAIT 3 SECONDS!

Ace: Oh nooooo! /collapes and dies/

Luffy picking up a toy bear: C’mon, baby, now that my husband is dead I’m single and ready to mingle. Let’s to go the grandline and drink sake together.

Dadan: What the hell did I just watch…

#they’re the kids who put their littlest pet shops through entire telenovelas #one piece #one piece headcanons #one piece asl #asl brothers #revolutionary sabo #fire fist ace #monkey d. luffy #portgas d ace #one piece sabo #curly dadan

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Takes my dogs out and hears someone fighting thru my very loud headphones

#okay then!! #please take your familial issues inside!! #I am patiently waiting for them to be done fighting so I can take the last dog out #because I do not like yelling #hell I gotta find her collar first anyway #talkies

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Sanji x Therapy is my otp…

#they should like. reach a breakthrough and go out or something idk #one piece #one piece sanzo #vinsmoke sanji #shitpost

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I’m literally gonna tear this fictional man limb from limb if he doesn’t get his stupid ass to the objective point omggg

Is Wapol anyone’s favorite one piece character because tbh I think we need to talk

#I hate him with a burning passion can you tell #talkies

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Is Wapol anyone’s favorite one piece character because tbh I think we need to talk

#slams my hands on the desk #I want this man dead #I hate him so much #why is his power literally just vore and pica #talkies

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Anyone know how to stop your dog from peeing on your bed? I don’t have the money to keep washing my blankets and bed cover every single day whenever the dog gets mad or anxious when at work or just showering

#since mom has convinced me to go ahead buy myself a new bed I have been looking at them again #if my bonus is good then I can get a loft bed which will definitely prevent this from happening #I love my dog to bits and I do prefer it when she’s next to me while I’m asleep #but this is just getting exhausting #this all started back last Christmas seasonwhen I started working 6 days a week and getting home super late #and paused for a while #then just recently started again #talkies

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Going to an Apple themed restaurant even tho you hate apple pasties because it looks like vomit so even tho it sounds appetizing you can’t eat it because it looks too gross

#talkies #vomit mention #vomit ment tw