#I’M NOT LAUGHIN. I’M CRYIN

[csswingandeasy]

SHE’S NOT LAUGHIN. SHE’S PISSIN HERSELF

#divinely insprired line of dialogue #I’M NOT LAUGHIN. I’M CRYIN

[pomogranategf]

ok the thing abt Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, Taika Waititi, Greta Gerwig etc, is that they’re directors that accept that even when life is grief, heartbreak, bad news, etc, everything is funny all the time, but that doesn’t leach the meaning from it

#and i got that !!!!! #everything is sooooo funny allllll the time #even when i’m cryin i’m laughin #y’know #taika waititi #coen brothers #wes anderson #greta gerwig #my stupid little thoughts

[veinsfullofstars]

“Quit laughin’, ya bastard, I’m dyin’ over here! Get me some starsdamn milk, for cryin’ out loud!”

(ID: Kirby series fanart comic of Dark Meta Knight and Daroach, in which lunch is interrupted by a disagreement on spicy food and some improper use of the Sharing mechanic. Transcript below the cut. END ID.)

Based on a personal headcanon that DMK enjoys spicy food and Daroach vehemently does not.

UPDATE: I foRGOT HIS EYE SCAR?? HeLLO??? (fixed it now but starsdamn it this is why I shouldn't post stuff the second I finish heck dang it all veins get some sleep would you)

Started 04/06/24, finished 04/09/24.

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Transcript:

Panel 1

*DMK and DR sitting side-by-side enjoying some lunch together - a sandwich for the thief, a plate of spicy curry for the knight. DMK (his mask pushed up to the side of his head, bits of curry stuck to his face) idly eats his meal with a fork as DR picks up and scrutinizes a small bottle of hot sauce the knight had set aside, a brow raised in disappointment.*

DR: “Ultra spicy,” huh? Blech. How can you stand this stuff, Dark? Like, can you even taste anythin’ anymore? (Besides pain?)

Panel 2

DMK: Aw, c’mon, it’s not that bad. Here, want a bite~?

*setting his fork upright in the curry, DMK pushes his plate aside and turns towards DR with the most mischievous expression, reaching up to grab the collar of his cape. DR turns his head sharply, dropping the bottle and the sandwich, as the knight starts tugging him towards him.*

DR: What’re you-? Hey! No! No! Don’t you friggin’ dare, Dark, I swear to Nova-

Panel 3

*DMK stands up and yanks DR down towards his face, a hand clasped on the back of the thief’s head to hold him there. DR flinches (VFX: two large exclamation points), knocked off his feet and holding his paws out in surprise. A wisp of steam rises from between them, curling into a little pink heart at the top. Text reading “*Face-to-Face SFX*” hovers behind DMK.*

Panel 4

*DR jerks away from DMK, red-faced and doubled over in pain, his eyes squeezed shut and his tongue hanging out with a fresh red burn on the end, steam emitting from his face in puffs. He frantically fans at his mouth with one paw while shoving DMK away with the other.*

DR: (breaking the dialogue bubble in places) AAGH!! Ow! Star-burnin’ son-of-the-void what is wrong with you piece a’- aaaughh dammit stars dammit ow ow ow ow!!

*DMK cackles, leaning away with one arm held up against the rat’s pushing paw, one eye shut and mouth stretched open in a wide smile, a single incisor prominent within and a touch of blush at the corner. Text reading “HA HA HA HA HA HA HA” hovers behind him surrounded by laugh lines.*

#veins art #veins ships #veins fanart #fanart #kirby series #kirby #dark meta knight #daroach #dark meta knight x daroach #darkroach #rarepair #kissing #comic #headcanon #they're just Like This your honor #don't worry - he definitely got Dark back for this later #probably with something disgustingly sweet considering he's not big on sugar (another personal headcanon) #just *tackles* him with a container full of those ultra-processed frosting sugar cookies and ruins his whole day #man why are food shenanigans so fun to write? #(also dammit veins we're supposed to be working on other stuff right now - not more shippy nonsense) #(I can't help it - just look a them!! my idiots <3 ) #food tw #veinsfullofstars

[thecapricunt1616]

Hello all I’m still working on my requests daddy Carmy has just been taking over my fucking brain.

I’ve been seeing the trend on tik tok of wives asking their husbands questions about their babies it just got me thinking how Carmy would KILL this challenge and he would be super proud of himself because he’s so competitive I think it would go something like (Drabble below)

You walk out onto the patio of your gorge house where he’s in sexy daddy mode cooking breakfast on the little black stone grill while he drinks his coffee and you’re like -

“Babe I saw this video about this dad he didn’t know anything about his baby but I know you know cause you’re an awesome dad can we show the people what a good dad you are?”

and ofc he gets all blushy and is like “I’m not a good dad because I know stuff about my kid but I love talkin’ bout’ em so you can ask me questions sure.”

So you start off easy “What kind of formula do we use for cub when I’m taking a break?”

He answers straight away “Yellow one Enfamil neuropro I’m like 99% sure it’s in a yellow container”

“Correct and how many naps does he take a day?” You ask and He chuckles

“Uhm well when he’s bein’ good he’ll take 2 er 3 even if he’s doin’ a lot ‘er he’s sick, but we can usually only get one outta him.” He said while shaping the pancake batter into little Mickey Mouse shapes

“He gets being a bad sleeper from his dad, and what time does he usually nap?”

“Ye’ but he gets the attitude from you. We try gettin’ ‘em down at 12:30ish 1 but he usually fights us and he doesn’t go down until 2” he teased

“What brand and size diaper do we use?” You panned the camera down as he sprinkled blueberries on top of the batter

“Huggies - you like the snug and dry ones - he likes the snug and dry ones cause the box has Mickey on it- and he’s size 4 I think - ye’ 4 now cause the 3’s were lookin uncomfortable - are you filming my hands?”

You laughed, blushing a bit having been caught “sorry you have nice hands, how does he like to be held?” You moved the camera back up

“Uhhh depends? Is he tired is he upset is heee-“ he questioned

“Mm puttin him down f’bed” you said

“Ohh lil’ man likes the football hold” he demonstrates “likes to be all curled up here in my arm like a football and I’ll give ‘em his bottle. But w’you he wants t’fall asleep eating” he said and you smiled big at how attentive he was

“You got an A, I knew you would” you said and he grinned proudly

“That was it? Cmon! Those are easy gimme harder questions then that!” He chuckled

“Hmmm… alright-“ you think for a moment “oh! What’s his favorite movie”

“Monsters inc and monsters university” he said without missing a beat “he goes nuts he loves it he makes us do scary feet with ‘em” he laughs a bit at the thought

“Also correct, what abouttt…his favorite-“ he cuts you off

“Animal? A Bear” he smirks and you both laugh

“Okay what makes him laugh every time?” You asked

“Ohhh hmmmm…” he thinks with a big grin “well there’s a lot- oh well I’m gonna get you that always makes him crack up, also coughin’ if anyone coughs kid is done for” you giggle

“Which is why he is always wakin’ up laughin’ when you cough up a lung in the middle of the night after coming in after a cigarette” you teased and he laughed a bit

“Id rather him wake up laughin’ then cryin it’s easier to go in there and read to em till he falls asleep” he said

“Oh! That’s a good one- what’s his favorite book?” You ask

“Brown bear brown bear what do you see” he smiled “or Goldie locks, but he likes it better when you read that one to him” he said and you heard him squealing over in his playpen happily

“See he agrees doncha little bear?” He coo’d adorably over at him as he bounced up and down

“Dada dada dada dada” he babbled happily and lifted his arms, golden curls like Carmys of course falling over his forehead.

Of course carmen couldn’t deny his little guy so he walked over, picking him up and holding him on his hip and came over to resume cooking

“ you win this challenge bear you crushed it” you told him and your son is just so smitten and happy, cuddling up to Carmy and sucking on his pacifier contently

You post the video ofc it goes viral bc he’s Carmen but also becomes dilf of the year all the ladies in the comments simping over his sexy muscley arms and his tattoos and his ability to hold a baby and flip pancakes at the same time, everyone’s heart melting at the end of the video when your son pointed at the pancakes and went “mi-tee” and Carmy smiling telling him “you’re right cub! Such a smart little man. That’s Mickey Mouse. We gonna watch Mickey house while we have breakfast mm? With mommy?”

#carmen berzatto #the bear fx #carmy berzatto #the bear fic #the bear #the bear hulu #carmen berzatto fanfiction #carmy berzatto fanfiction #the bear fanfiction #carmen berzatto fluff #the bear carmen #carmen berzatto blurb #carmen x reader #carmy the bear #carmy x reader #carmy berzatto x reader #carmy berzatto blurb #carmy berzatto fluff #carmen berzatto the bear fanfiction #carmen berzatto the bear #carmen berzatto x you #carmen berzatto x reader #carmy x you #carmy x fem!reader #the bear 🐻 #the bear fandom #CapriCarmy Drabbles

[musicalfilm]

paul robeson in show boat (1936)*

* in later performances of the song, paul robeson, a civil rights activist, would change the lyrics to "but i keep laughin' / instead of cryin' / i must keep fightin' / until i'm dyin'” [src]

#filmedit #oldhollywoodedit #classicfilmedit #musicaledit #old hollywood #paul robeson #show boat #james whale #1930s #1936 #ol' man river #lyrics #jerome kern #oscar hammerstein ii #m: show boat (1936) #* #*gifs #bw

[newloverofbeauty]

Too many teardrops

For one heart to be cryin'

 Too many teardrops

 For one heart to carry on

 You're way on top now

 Since you left me

 You're always laughin’

 Way down at me

 But watch out now

 I'm gonna get there

 We'll be together

 For just a little while

 And then I'm gonna put you

 Way down here

 And you'll start cryin'

 96 tears

 Cry

 Cry

 And when the sun comes up

 I'll be on top

 You'll be right down there

 Lookin' up

 And I might wave

 "Come up here"

 But I don't see you 

Wavin' now

'm way down here

 Wonderin' how

 I'm gonna get to you 

But I know now

 I'll just cry

 Cry, I'll just cry

 Too many teardrops

 For one heart to be cryin'

 Too many teardrops

 For one heart to carry on

 You're gonna cry

 96 tears

You're gonna cry 

96 tears

 You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry now

 You're gonna cry, cry, cry, cry

96 tears

Come on, let me hear you cry now

 96 tears, whoo!

 I wanna hear you cry

 Night and day, yeah, all night long 

Uh, 96 tears cry, cry, cry

 Come on baby, let me hear you cry now 

All night long

 96 tears, yeah, come on now

 96 tears

*

for all my woke friends

Tear by Saul Bass for “Bonjour tristesse”

[courtleymanor]

Charlotte Lawrence - Joke’s On You

Drag me to death, like a lit cigarette Took my last breath, like the smoke from my lips I've lied for you, and I liked it too But my knees are bruised, from kneelin' to you

I've had enough, but you're too hard to quit We've had our fun, now your sugar makes me sick I've lied for you, and I liked it too But my makeup's ruined

And now I'm laughin' through my tears I'm cryin' through my fear But baby, if I had to choose The joke's on you

#charlotte lawrence #joke's on you #birds of prey #official music video

[ylimemariee]

Because I do take pictures, sometimes…I just don’t share them. Joker season is near.

❣️ “I've had enough, but you're too hard to quit

We've had our fun, now your sugar makes me sick

I've lied for you, and I liked it too

But my makeup's ruined

And now I'm laughin' through my tears

I'm cryin' through my fear

But baby, if I had to choose

The joke's on you

•••

God knows I've tried to be kind

But I will just lay down and die

Wearin' a fake smile

The joke's on you.”🃏💚🃏💜

Song has many meanings this one for me is peoples bullshit. I’m over it….all haha

#joker #halloween #september #selfies #edgy #punk rock #dc comics #costumes #outfit #be yourself #people #create #art #thinking differently #blog #follow #twitchyelandaa #love #community #cute #pixie hair #tattoo girls #inked and curvy #inked goddess #tattoo #portrait

[dyke-terra]

Some thoughts on trying Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance/Mabel Episode 39: Reverie/Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance/Mabel Episode 3: The Man in the Street/ I Never Told You What I Did For A Living by My Chemical Romance/Mabel Podcast Episode 44: Ashes to Ashes Image IDs: A series of quotes from My Chemical Romance songs and the podcast Mabel. The first, from Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance, reads: I’m trying, I’m trying/to let you know how much you mean/as days fade and nights grow/and we grow cold. The second, from the podcast Mabel’s thirty ninth episode, reads: "You'll die alone, she said, and she wasn't crying anymore. You'll die watching your own blood seep out over goldenrod and bluestem, clutching the broken bones in your throat, and you'll remember, then, that I might have saved you, that I loved you enough to try. Even if twenty years have passed from this moment - " The third, also from Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance, reads: I’m trying, I’m trying/To let you know just how much you mean to me/And after all the things we put each other through and The fourth, from the podcast Mabel’s third episode reads: “And he stared at me, oh my god, he – as if I’d broken his heart, as if I was – was his daughter he’d been trying for years to save and he just realised there was no saving me. But he didn’t say anything, didn’t even nod, just walked away. Back to the lamppost.“ You can see a cursor at the beginning of the first sentence. The fifth, from I Never Told You What I Did For A Living by My Chemical Romance, reads: Well, I tried/One more night/One more night/Well I’m laughin’ out, cryin’ out, laughin’ out loud/I tried, well I tried, I tried/’Cause I tried, but I lied/I lied The sixth and last quote is from the podcast Mabel’s forty fourth episode and reads: “I wouldn’t have stopped what they did to you, but if our roles were reversed, I think you would have. I think you would have tried.” There’s emphasis on the last word. End Image IDs.

#mabel #mabelpodcast #web weave #mabelpod #my chemical romance #mcr

[chispas-and-broken-bindings]

Smokin' and thinkin' Of things to do since you're gone Sittin', lonely Can't even get stoned Takin' a breath of a feeling that Once lived in this house Laughin' and dying At the mirror in the hall Talkin' to myself A memory don't remember at all Last thing you told me was the first thing that brought on these clouds I'm lookin' up, for the next thing that brings me down Here comes the jet plane I can see the wheels hit the ground However long i wait I'm standin' at the gate, looking round Walkin' and cryin' Stumble into a church Startin' at the rafters Wonderin' how much more i can hurt Hey old man, what are your plans for me Where am i bound I'm lookin' up for the next thing that brings me down I'm lookin' up for the next thing that brings me down

#happy birthday mom #you were the queen of loving sad songs #one of the many things you've passed on to me #I can't believe its been six weeks since you've been gone

[vertebrata13]

I said, "I know" When you said, "I did you wrong, made mistakes And put you through all of this"  Then through the phone Came all your tears And I said "Leave those all in our past" And you said "When can I come back?"

And I said, that's when, when I wake up in the mornin' That's when, when it's sunny or stormin' Laughin' when I'm cryin' And that's when I'll be waitin' at the front gate That's when, when I see your face I'll let you in, and baby that's when

#soft #sophie #SOM #collage

[horatorastudios]

And now I'm laughin' through my tears I'm cryin' through my fear But baby, if I had to choose The joke's on you @charlottelawrence 'Joke's On You' Weekend drawing. Check out all the things on this link. linktr.ee/HoraToraStudios https://www.instagram.com/p/Ck00E3Vr7B2/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[waitingforminjae]

“My name is Joe Roberts, I work for the state. I'm a sergeant out of Perrineville, barracks number eight. I always done an honest job, as honest as I could. I got a brother named Franky, and Franky ain't no good.

Now ever since we was young kids, it's been the same come down: I get a call on the shortwave, Franky's in trouble downtown. Well if it was any other man, I'd put him straight away, But when it's your brother sometimes you look the other way.

Yeah, me and Franky laughin' and drinkin', nothin' feels better than blood on blood, Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood". I catch him when he's strayin', like any brother would. Man turns his back on his family, well, he just ain't no good.

Well, Franky went in the army back in nineteen sixty-five, I got a farm deferment, settled down, took Maria for my wife. But them wheat prices kept on droppin' 'til it was like we were gettin' robbed. Franky came home in sixty-eight and me, I took this job.

Yeah, we're laughin' and drinkin', nothin' feels better than blood on blood, Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood". I catch him when he's strayin', teach him how to walk that line. Man turns his back on his family, he ain't no friend of mine.

Well, the night was like any other, I got a call 'bout quarter to nine. There was trouble in a roadhouse, out on the Michigan line. There was a kid lyin' on the floor lookin' bad, bleedin' hard from his head. Was a girl cryin' at a table and it was Frank, they said.

Well, I went out and I jumped in my car and I hit the lights. Well, I musta done a hundred and ten through Michigan County that night. It was out at the crossroads, down 'round Willow bank, Seen a Buick with Ohio plates, behind the wheel was Frank.

Well I chased him through them county roads, 'Til a sign said "Canadian border five miles from here". I pulled over the side of the highway and watched his taillights disappear.

Me and Franky laughin' and drinkin', nothin' feels better than blood on blood, Takin' turns dancin' with Maria as the band played "Night of the Johnstown Flood". I catch him when he's strayin' like any brother would. Man turns his back on his family, he just ain't no good.”

- “Highway Patrolman” // Bruce Springsteen

#quotes #m: bruce springsteen #the johnny cash version.....songs that are almost excruciating to listen to #rlly not making character pieces like this anymore....

[uniquesaladsoulbananaisland]

On top the mountain Lookin' down on all these niggas hatin' on me (god-damn) And I see I got 'em all debatin' on me, huh Know I'm gon' get paid, can't take this hate all free (yeah-yeah)Try to block me out, blackball, but they see me now In the slums, right in that North, where the fuck I was found I was rollin', thuggin' hard with them shottas through town But now I'm livin' in my dream now, dream nowDraped down in designer, got these diamonds on my body If you wit' it, then I'm 'bout it, don't care what these people hollerin' I say, "Pop your shit, twin", know I got one cocked in, yeah They want to stop this, no-no, no-not my friendStop the time, know they know one thing, that my slime That's my brother, that's my sister, and they better not cross the line Stop that cryin', and you can't stop that tryin', and yeah Run wit' gravediggers, you gon' end up dyin', and yeah, huh911 Porsche, drive this bitch in sport mode Jumped straight off that porch, ridin' with that torch, we play with Dracos Lil' bro, keep it cool until that case closed (case closed) Until then, we live and ball and buy out all the stores (store, store)On top the mountain Lookin' down on all these niggas hatin' on me (god-damn) And I see I got 'em all debatin' on me, huh Know I'm gon' get paid, can't take this hate all free (yeah-yeah)Try to block me out, blackball, but they see me now In the slums, right in that North, where the fuck I was found I was rollin', thuggin' hard with them shottas through town But now I'm livin' in my dream now, dream now (huh-huh)Up your stick, 10, if I don't shoot first, know I'm shootin' behind you That's her thick friend, and no, I want 'em both, I ain't decidin' Now it's nightfall, hold up, let me drop my son off These niggas know I don't like y'all, and know that I don't wan' talkShe know that I like her, she say that she like me I wonder why she ain't admitted it? Clubhouse with the bad lil' bitty bitches They don't see me but know that I'm kickin' itThey be rappin' my songs, they know how I get down They know for a fact that I'm livin' it Now I wanna calm down, but here come the beef And they know for a fact that I'm killin' itUh, that my side bitch, they know that's my best friend Ooh, pop a Perky, ain't no textin', we be sexin' Ooh, ain't no flexin', don't wan' meet your best friend, I'm rude Ain't no rest, sittin' on top the mountain, just laughin' at these foolsOn top the mountain Lookin' down on all these niggas hatin' on me (god-damn, let's go) And I see I got 'em all debatin' on me (okay) Know I'm gon' get paid, can't take this hate all free (yeah-yeah)Try to block me out, blackball, but they see me now In the slums, right in that North, where the fuck I was found I was rollin', thuggin' hard with them shottas through town But now I'm livin' in my dream now, dream nowI say, "Pop your shit, twin" Know I got one cocked in, yeah

[babygirlgalitzine]

@luststricken saying she only watches emmerdale for ryan vs 5 minutes later her when i text her to say ryan’s leaving

#i’m laughin but cryin #hannah needs a tag

[newloverofbeauty]

#youtube