“I can fix him”
-Me, about a man who is both fictional and dead
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MY GAY FIGHTING NUNS ARE BACK ALSKFOCNEKZ
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I know you tried your best, but I am so sorry.
It found you.
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Until Dawn movie Until Dawn movie Until Dawn movie Until Daw
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LEGEND OF ZELDA TEARS OF THE KINGDOM COMING TO THE NINTENDO SWITCH 12 MAY 2023
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is there anything crueller than a writer making you fall in love with characters and then killing them off one by one ALL THE YOUNG DUDES IM LOOKING AT U MATE
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Content Warning: Bloody imagery, implied gore (it’s just pomegranates), and symbolic cannibalism (bro is traumatized)
It’s literally just dramatic pomegranate poetry visualization, but look at your own risk 😎
“I had thought Adha would be the one to lead me to rest… Instead, I held her lifeless body in my arms — saw the terror in her fixed, unblinking eyes…”
*Foams at the mouth* Altaïr and pomegranate poetry and how everyone he loves in his life dies horrible deaths that he feels are all his fault and *shaking* being ready to leave everything behind for Adha only to seek the remnants of her love by destroying those that ruined her which only rids the world of the remnants of her left behind and all consuming love and *sobbing* I am totally normal about this (I am not)
Based heavily on this post
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is it me or is everyone on this website so fucking miserable about everything these days. about every show every movie every book every musician/band every post regarding social issues every art piece. actually not even just on this website on all social media type platforms. the sheer amount of posts/youtube videos i see titled “x is bad and here’s why”. y’all talk about people/problems that have never even remotely crossed my mind as a possibility of existing like it’s plaguing the earth as we speak. things that people act like are major problems in [x fandom] or whatever that i’ve straight up just never seen before. in circles i’m active in. not even in a “let people enjoy things!!!” type of way. just why are you so hung up on something minor clearly making you so upset. i’m a guy who loves to fight but like why are we fighting when it’s not even fun for either of us. and you know what i’m probably guilty of this too at this point but jesus christ. whatever. can we all just sit outside in the park and smoke a blunt and chill out like we used to.
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a sincere apology to everyone interacting with me now that the news about good omens s3 dropped i will frankly be insufferable
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