#I would do this fr tho

[turtleblogatlast]

Every day I’m haunted by the fact the boys happily swim in sewer water

Even if it’s filtered somehow there’s no way it’s not still nasty 😭 Bet they can defeat any of their villains just by accidentally giving them diseases I swear

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #bless their hearts but they’re nasty #it’s funny because like #each and every one of them has moments #where they’re a typical disgusting teenage boy #and then the next they have STANDARDS #can’t blame Leo for being so determined to go to a spa #even if he nearly licked his own foot that’s prob cleaner than anything else the boys have been up to in years 💀 #thank you shelldon for all your hard work cleaning after then 🙏 #they’re all gross teenage boys!!! #even Donnie he is NO exception here #bro was DRINKING A BEVERAGE while wading through sewer water he is just as gross as his bros #bro also talks with his mouth full he is no more refined than his equally gross bros fr and I love it #but yeah no way that water isn’t disgusting even filtering it would still leave grime on the walls of the sewer for yearsss #pros of them moving into an abandoned subway system is fixing their sense of smell enough to not be as gross #100% that’s part of why they didn’t mind being so filthy pre shelldon #because I mean they were literally raised in the sewers and they’re teenage boys like that’s a double whammy #THEY ALSO DONT WEAR SHOES #the few times any of them do the shoes are discarded before heading home 💀 #I love them tho they are endearing anyhow #April’s immune system must be godlike just being around them fr #honestly no joke Mikey’s probably the cleanest of them all #just by virtue of being a chef #Leo I see as a mixture since he no doubt loves to pamper himself so he’s clean like #a percentage of time before he goes out and ruins his own hard work #Donnie is similar in that he’s just VERY SELECTIVE about what he thinks is too gross #Raph may be more on the stinky end but it’s not his fault he has his stinks and eats things of dubious origin(esp since his bros ate poison) #Donnie and Leo really have the gall to be sick about Raph eating the origami salami but they have no room to talk #all their villains are prob like please stay away from us we have salmonella now

[carissime]

When your brain is feeling fuzzy and you’re pushing against his stomach for just a second of reprieve and your fav just holds you tighter, maybe even pulls you a lil closer, pushing himself into you deeper with a cocky grin on his face as he goes, “Where you goin’, hmm?”

#but fr tho #cocky mfs >>>> #tell me which one of your favs would do this so I can make up scenarios #jjk smut #gojo smut #nanami smut #sukuna smut #geto smut #haikyuu smut #Atsumu smut #aot smut #Levi smut #obey me smut #Lucifer smut #Satan smut #this is my third time having to tag this bc it kept not saving my draft so I’m done #you know who else would go here #by the fire

[elany]

Yk what I want? I want a very early stages post canon labrumisu, but from Chilchuck's POV.

Imagine mister 'interparty romance is the devil' visiting court just to see these three circling each other like a pack of uniquely unhinged cats. And of course he sees it immediately, he's nothing if not perceptive and he's seen this happen so, so many times before. Kabru is hardly subtle in his fascination with Laios, who trusts him in turn more than nearly anybody else. He can see how close Mithrun and Kabru still are, even when there's little reason for the former captain to even stay in Melini. He can see where this is going. And he can see the disaster it's gonna end up in.

So he's just staring at them in horror, trying to figure out what in the world the dynamic here even is and glaring daggers at Kabru all the while for seemingly being the linchpin of this entire bullshit situation. King, his adviser and a fucking foreign noble?? Who thought THAT was a good idea! Is nobody else seeing this?? (no lol) Why is nobody objecting to this politically unsound love triangle that could literally ruin the kingdom they've only just established??

The anger! The distress! The despair when he first sees Laios getting all giddy when Mithrun so much as talks to him. Because hell, now he can't even blame the entire situation on one pretty boy insisting on having fingers in every possible pie, on political and personal level both!

And then they just. Quietly get together. All three of them. And Chil's just watching from the sidelines in complete bafflement because he's invented infinite worst case scenarios for how this will implode in all of their faces and destroy their friend group and topple the entire country and--

Instead they do. This. He'd be relieved if he wasn't so goddamn mad that he's spent months worrying about this shit just for them to resolve it in the least dramatic way possible.

Fuck this, he's taking a holiday.

#dungeon meshi #labrumisu #kabumisu #labru #do. do laios and misurn even have a ship name #i could invent one hmmm what sounds good hmmmmm la...misu. misula. gods that's awful hmmmm larun. misos. lmao i like that one #horrible ship name but a cute word at least #misos #ANYWAY #DO YOU SEE MY VISION FOLKS #DO YOU SEE THE UNPARALLELED COMEDIC POTENTIAL THIS HAS #chilchuck has been in full panic mode for MONTHS and these three are just slowly and peacefully drifting together #every time there's any sort of a hitch in their relationship he's just like This is it. we're all doomed now #Kabru will be like hm idk about that policy or misurn won't show his face for a day #and chilchuck will be hyperventilating in a corner somewhere #but surely marcille and falin would notice something's up! where are they! #honeymoon. next question #fr tho. i just. i just find this entire premise hysterical lmao

[ohimsummer]

✎ . . . WHAT A STEAL!

⭑ ࣪ ˖ sum’z notes.ᐟ not rlly any warnings i think!! basic sashisu x reader (suguru’s is prob a lil more obvious) u r just a victim of sashisu thievery 🫶🏾

SASHISU who steal your things.

your favorite pink beanie has gone missing. you wear it every time you go out, even around the house sometimes, but the hat has suddenly went MIA. last you saw, it was on your desk. and shoko was the last person in your room, but she doesn't seem to have your beloved hat. the four of you are heading out for brunch at some cafe satoru was going rabid about, so you don't want to keep them waiting over a beanie. it’s not until you settle for another and meet the trio at the door that you spot it on satoru’s head.

he doesn't show the slightest hint of guilt as you approach, in fact gojo acts like everything is normal. you'd find the sight of this 6 foot giant topped off with a baby pink beanie amusing if you weren't so annoyed in the moment.

“i have been looking all over for that!” you glare up at gojo, poking a finger in his chest.

and he just gives you a shit-eating grin. “oh, i know! looks like you finally found it, yeah?”

he thinks the little frown you give him is so cute, but gojo still pacifies your angry stare by engulfing you in his blue scarf. he taps a finger on your nose, and his eyes light up when you grin at him. you suppose this is a fair trade.

a brand new pair of pink slides that you just bought to wear around the house have suddenly disappeared clean from your bedroom. you wonder if you left them in shoko’s room, and search for her to ask.

“sho?” you call as you stick your head out onto the balcony. “have you seen my sandals?”

she’s leaning against the rail having a smoke, suguru sitting in one of the balcony chairs. your eyes gravitate to her feet as she asks, “which ones?”

‘which ones?’ you repeat mockingly in your head, staring at said shoes on her feet because she’s seemingly helped herself. along with a pair of your new socks, too, apparently?

"now, shoko-"

"okay, okay." she and suguru share delighted giggles. "can i wear them a little longer, until i finish this?" shoko lifts the glowing cigarette in her hand.

you huff, though unable to fight the way your lips curl up into a smile. "fine. i want them back right after, though. get your own slides."

she brushes you off with a turn of her head, giggling. "love you, y/n."

"yeah, yeah, whatever."

one. two.

one...two...

yep, one of your pillows is definitely missing.

it's not on the couch (like the last time gojo took it when he fell asleep there) and not in shoko's room (which you assume would make the most sense). you're headed to the guest room next to see if it's been misplaced there, but something feels off when you pass by suguru's open door. his eyes are on you as you step back for a doubletake, and find him relaxed atop a very out-of-place pink pillow on his black bedsheets.

"what, are your pillows not good enough?" hands falling to your hips, your head tilts, a brow raised at geto's unbothered reaction.

he replies with a languid smile. "i find yours a little more comfortable."

you hold your tongue on reminding him that you both went pillow-shopping together, so they're the same pillows. he holds his tongue on admitting that he also likes the way your scent calms his nerves and lulls him to sleep. you both decide it's not important, right now, anyway.

tagz: @anthoosies @staryukis @mysugu @hellkaiserinphoenix :3c

#they’re not all pink bc I like pink (even tho that is true) #or tbh maybe i indirectly did bc i had my stuff in mind and they all happen to be pink....it's just a coincidence i swear NJFNVJD #suguru would steal your coats and hoodies too if they fit LOL #he also ‘’’’borrows’’’’ your hair ties. sir ik you do not own green and red and pink hair ties please be fr #sashisu x reader #sashisu headcanons #sashisu hcs #geto x reader #gojo x reader #shoko x reader #sashisu imagine #sashisu drabble

[darealsaltysam]

TOMMY 😭😭😭

#and dont even get me started on the techno joke later in #this man really copes through humor huh #tommyinnit #fr tho i hope hes doing okay omg #not to be parasocial but if wilbur ruined the shows in america for him i would get physical (for legal reasons thats a joke)

[ashchoo]

ermmm SPA DAYY 😍😍😍 with the besties (@thelone-copper @clownsuu)

#Colt pretends he hates it #we all know he loves a makeover 😤💪💪💪 #I guess this is in Ashton’s room?? #dunno where they got the lawn chairs but I guess they stole them from home depot or some shit #they slayed tho #fr fr #I rushed this so badly omgggg #gyad damn #anyways Ashton would totally guilt trip Colt into doing dumb shit with them #real #as a kid Ashton was terrified of Robbie #Now they chill :) #the goobers #ashton #mob ashton #colt cattlemen #mob colt cattlemen #robbie robs #mobbie robbie #welcome home oc robbie #welcome home #welcome home oc #welcome home puppet show #welcome home mob au #welcome home au #welcome home art #welcome home fandom #welcome home fanart #slay #ashchoo

[inchidentally]

I just wanted all the documentation of Oscar's facial hair today without ugly filters and not drowned in shadows [x x]

#oscar piastri #monza testing 2024 #renaissance oscar #bc that is so what this makes me think of #oscar sm #fr tho how are you gonna slap a horrible 2012 filter on him and not even zap out those two little white heads #I am aggressively against trying to edit out blemishes do not get me wrong here !! and I only removed one #bc the filter and the extreme sharpening she used were literally making that one spot look like she was trying to highlight it ?? #and as someone with similar acne to Oscar I would rly prefer that my larger whiteheads were edited out and not accentuated tyvm

[dragonsballsz]

i like to joke "when ur sad just think of goku" but like. yesterday i was sad and i thought of goku and it worked.

thanks goku <3333

#dragon ball #dragon ball z #dragon ball gt #dragon ball super #son goku #kakarot #dopamine is stored in the goku #fr tho asking yourself ''what would goku do'' can genuinely help #bc sometimes the answer is honestly just ''get back up and try again'' or ''find a silver lining'' or something #i mean sometimes the answer is also ''throw a senzu bean at it and see what happens'' but you know what #maybe sometimes your problems need senzu beans too #idk the metaphor's kinda falling apart i just love goku a lot y'all #fun fact: we live in the only reality CONFIRMED to have goku in it!

[fablexdreams]

I like the rdr2 epilogue, and I'm tired of pretending I don't. (I literally have never pretended. I have always made my love clear.) Is John's model questionable? Mhm. Does he look a bit too much like Arthur? Yep. Could R* have put a bit more work into it? For sure. Do I still love it, tho? Very much so. The family moments between John, Abigail, and Jack? His friendship with Sadie, Charles, and Uncle? The whispers of Arthur and Dutch in everything John is/does? R* actually showing John's struggle to leave the outlaw life behind and be there for his family instead of just pretending he became a perfect family man overnight, (like a lot of other games would have done)? John's adorably sweet and emo journal entries? It all makes up for it for me. I love the epilogue.

#john marston #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #could it just be me blinded by love for everything involving JM? #probably #definitely #still love it tho #the best things in life are flawed #I'll take any john and jack content i can get #john and arthur as well #and the epilogue had plenty #that's good enough for me #i really do wish they would have spent more time on his appearance tho #I'm just glad to be playing as John no matter what tbh #love that man fr

[todayisafridaynight]

rate the outfit

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #ryu ga gotoku 2 #yakuza series #yakuza kiwami 2 #yakuza 2 #daigo dojima #snap sketches #see i did it i told you i'd do it #pov: you are at hot topic and trying to find something (he does not work there don't ask him) #segway section into something toally unrelated to people who do not frequent my blog :) #everyone else go away. unless you wanna keep reading 😳 #i watched Not Quite Dead Yet while i was finishing a comm and WHAT a movie #it made me want to call my dad so you know it was good 😭 #IT WAS CUTE THO FR i really loved how all th details of the movie tied in in the later sections #like the password being nanase's name but through the period table's numbers... stop that was cute #feels weird to say that as a highlight but i genuinely thought it was cute 😔 #im not gonna lie tho when nanase was lookin through her dad's phone brother was emo #i think a lot about what would happen when people i love die and i always think of doing that.. like still texting them.. and whatever.. #lemme move on from the somber moment thojVAERLKVA PLEASE when her dad was in the afterlife tho #HER MOM WAS SO CUTE both like. physically and just personality wise #we saw her for ten minutes and i have also fallen in love with her idc #they had to game end her cause they knew if we got to see any more scenes with her and kei i'd start crying i KNOW they'd be cute together #together more than what we got to see anyway... we know what i mean... #THE ENDING SHOT WAS ESP SO CUTE STOPPPP kinda creepy with her just. In Limbo but then she just. DEATH !! 👆 #nanase's song to her dad at the funeral had me :(( too im so weak for dads and their kids reconciling/having a nice relationship stop #big L for her not signing up for a record label tho idc like OK its sweet she's working with her dad BUT CMONNNNN #you can do both queen.... i would prefer you do it alone cause Kid Falls In Line always makes me want to chew glass #BUT i will excuse it this time.. i repeat for The End Shot that was cute and the rest of the movie was lovely so ill let it slide #final note before i use up all my tags again i loved her concert outfit 😔give me them bracelets girl i cant find any

[tequiilasunriise]

In terms of Wenclair nicknames, I believe in ‘Enid using Willa’ supremacy and φεγγάρι μου (‘my moon’ in Greek) is especially beloved to me, but I also love little shit Enid who calls Wednesday any day of the week EXCEPT Wednesday (“Hey, Monday!” “What do you think about this Sabbath?” “Oh thank god you’re here Friday”) and it annoys her favorite murder goth to NO END but slowly said murder goth becomes endeared by her roomate’s antics as feelings start to tumble and bloom away. Besides ‘my moon’, I can also see her calling Wednesday ‘silly raven’ in Greek.

Meanwhile, Wednesday has this wholeass evolution from shit like “mutt” to way softer nicknames because Gomezifcation™️ is a powerful thing. She starts to pine and internally call Enid her Alectrona (a greek goddness of the Sun, known for sunrise or ‘waking from slumber’, a perfect combo of how Enid brings light to Wednesday as well as her inner wolf finally waking up), but slowly she starts using it out loud along with “mi sol” (‘my sun’, Spanish), “mon petit chiot” (‘my little pup’, French), and “la mia vita” (‘my life’, Italian). Enid melts everytime without fail and stutters in Greek and honestly? Who could blame her when Wednesday has that passionately lovestruck shine in her eyes as adoration drips from devout lips.

#ur honor love is stored in the nicknames both shitposty and softened #we love multilingualism in this household yes we do #tag more nicknames if u wanna!!! anything goes!! #greek enid strikes again #greek enid supremacy #gods the pre-release fandom was such a golden time i miss it fr fr #people didnt question where willa came from or why Enid is Greek like we were all in the know u know? #thats okay tho! we can still educate the masses nownwith silly silly headcanons #Wednesday becoming well versed in deep greek mythology to call Enid all of these references #compare her to different infamous events in olden lore and everything #saying shit like #‘Circe’s wrath holds not even the weariest of candles to the atrocities I would commit for you mi sol’ #Meanwhile Enid is over here tryna match Wednesday’s energy but her best bet on knowledge of greek mythology is her pjo fan roots #still makes Wednesday swoon regardless with how she never hesitates to shower Wednesday in affection #gods i am so ILL i am so so ill #its terminal ur honor i am BEDRIDDEN #enid sinclair #wednesday addams #wenclair warriors rise up #wenclair #woewolf

[praetorqueenreyna]

Okay so FIRSTABLE I didn't realize that the people of the Hewn City are literally trapped under there and not allowed to leave. What the fuck. What the fuck?????

ALSO the sheer nerve of Feyre, who had a full blown meltdown over being locked in a luxurious mansion for 2 seconds, to tell somebody who has been trapped underground for CENTURIES that having every comfort should be enough. Are you kidding me?????

#acotar #STOP LETTING ME READ THE OTHER ACOTAR BOOKS I ALWAYS GET ANGRY #always finding new ways that feyre and rhysand suck ass #fr tho how do u manage to make me feel sorry for keir #of all people #keir: I would like my people to be allowed to go outside #feyre: unreasonable. next request. #and then following this up with keir bringing his OWN SOLDIERS to fight for rhysand #and the city that THEY ARE NOT ALLOWED TO VISIT #and saving the day and fighting well #only for rhysand to be like 'lol good luck trying to visit if you cant buy anything or stay anywhere!!!!' #just like #jesus christ

[onceuponapuffin]

Sometimes I wonder how we as a fandom landed on Starmaker when Starchitect was RIGHT THERE.

#good omens #angel crowley #crowley #i suppose starmaker is more poetic or something #star child would have worked too #classic rock reference and all that #i do love starmaker tho fr #just wondering #asking questions #good omens 2 #good omens fandom #ineffable fandom

[skiespaintedblue]

If ur romantic f/o has any siblings, they're ur in law(s) now!!! How do you feel about them? How do they feel about you? What does your f/o think about you guys? Do you hate eachother, or are you friends?

#selfship #selfship community #self shipping #fictional other #selfship imagines #sort of #idk what tags to use aaaa #hope people see this post tho #i really wanna get more integrated into the selfship community cause i just like. reblog stuff #i wanna b friends with people!! if anyone is looking for selfship mutuals hmu #its probably cause i dont make much actual content. i should draw more stuff #but anyway about the actual topic of the post dgfjgkd #this came up for me cause i was thinking about leo and was like hey if hes markus's brother doesnt that make him my brother in law #and i was like :0 #fuck yeah we'd vibe so well together fr!! #im convinced we'd be besties even if i wasnt in love with his brother #we both got that tboy swag ykwim #platonic t4t? is that a thing? idk #but yeah we'd get along great. markus would be happy about it too until we started doing some stupid shit then he'll regret everything #i also have brother in laws on connors end w nines and sixty #honestly. i think realistically id be scared of sixty #he'd torment me i know he would #if i yawned around him he'd stick his finger down my throat #fucking spawn of satan #nines would be very different #i think it might be a bit awkward at first bc. youre sticking two bitches with social anxiety in a room together #one of which barely speaks #but i think eventually we'd get along just fine :D #id prolly enjoy going shopping with them. nines just feels like a good person to shop with #maybe ill make a post for parental in laws too cause i havent thought about hank and carl as much

[italoniponic]

honestly, my dear little community of Le Blanche stans and Rook over there in the bushes, I think I've seen so many posts mentioning Neige or RSA in general that maybe we're really manifesting him for the Tapis Rouge event

or, as my doctor says:

aren't we?

#twisted wonderland #neige leblanche #neige le blanche #maybe i do live in my little delulu island #that would be the perfect parallel with epel's event tho #fr i'm not keeping up with any events #like in a follow up story levels of keeping up #but PLS tag me if neige appears #then we'll celebrate with apple cider #cherry's mumbling about twst

[g0dlyv1th4ru5]

Me, making a comic about villain Tucker: man this is gonna be so great, no one's ever really done this people are gonna love it and it's gonna be so aweso-

Burnie motherfucking Burns: Heyyyy...

#rvb #red vs blue #tdoam #the death of a martyr comic #rvb restoration #Burnie i love you but I HAVE BEEN WORKING ON THIS COMIC FOR 2 FUCKING YEARS WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME #fr tho im so excited to see s19 im shaking crying throwing up