#I want lemon bars

[mymelodyisme]

Helloooo farmer friends!! So last night my friend @pavusprince mentioned how she doesn’t understand the toothpaste mint chocolate chip ice cream comparison and that got me thinking!! Let’s talk about food!!

Does your farmer like mint chocolate ice cream? Does it taste like toothpaste? Are they neutral, or do they hate it?

During the summer does your farmer visit Alex’s ice cream stand? What flavor/treat do they buy? What’s their least favorite flavor?

What is one treat your farmer will ALWAYS have in their home? Is it healthy or unhealthy?

If your farmer was a snack item what would they be? (It cannot be a food that could be eaten like a meal, but it may be a dessert) Here’s some examples: chips, cookies, M&ms, Twinkies, crackers, bubblegum, lollipops, etc

What’s your farmer’s comfort food, favorite meal, and least favorite meal?

What’s something they will NEVER eat?

What do they cook if they know they will have a guest over?

If the town’s potluck didn’t matter so much, what ingredient would they take? And what food would they put at an event table if you had to bring something?

Finally, if your farmer was real, what would YOU give them to eat.

#stardew valley #stardew valley farmer #sdv farmer #sdv oc #farmer prompts #😯 I really wanted to ask about food but didn’t know how to not make it too long as I hope y’all are okay with this one #mys likes mint chip :) ! she DOES go to the stand in the summer and will buy whatever feels right that day it’s usually cookies and cream #oh she might just buy a vanilla crème bar covered in chocolate or an orange cream popsicle :) #she HATES plain chocolate ice cream or strawberry ice cream with actual strawberries in it #mys will always have some type of candy around be it chocolate or sugar chalk candy or butterscotch or cherry sours or sour gummies etc #mys; despite the nickname gumball; would be a sugar cookie in the shape of a heart with a pretty frosting deign and sugar crystals on top :) #she finds comfort in French fries 😌; she loves 🍕 ; and she HATES fish (gasp I know) #you won’t ever find her eating fish like seriously if she can avoid it she will #if she has a. guest over she’s basic she’ll make fried up lemon chicken #OR if she’s having guest over for a fun night of like games she’ll make something easy like pizza chicken tenders/nuggets fries #Mys would toss in a lemon 🤭 and she’d make brownies for the table #finally I would hand my baby some funfetti cake🥺 there would be lots of candles for every birthday Myles ignored and forgot

[hungry-hobbits]

having much older adult friends who know how to do shit rules my mom's friend saved me 400-600$ on toilet repairs by doing the job himself in 3hrs because he was like "well fuck it let me try before i go to lowes"

#you really benefit from having friends outside your age bracket like not every adult over the age of 50 who wants to be your friend is #out to get you or is a skeezy predator majority of them are like nice and want to hang out #like befriend a guy in his 60s who is handy and you will never have problem again - he wont let me pay him money so i bought him lemon bar #it was a whole ordeal though the way the house is set up i had to get the town to shut off the water to the house for several hours #and then when they did they broke the meter - so they were replacing it while he was fixing the toilet #so i got a new more efficient meter AND a fixed toilet

[starspaces]

wallowing in the kitchen bc my cookies turned out bad

#jay rambles #i wanted to make lemon bars but don’t have enough lemon so made lemon cookies instead and they taste funky af #chemical reaction gone wrong somewhere

[ralofofriverwoods]

It’s v funny when ppl tell me they like lemon bars bc their definition of lemon vs mine is extremely different

When they say lemon, they mean the nice citrus flavor and a bucket of sugar

When I say lemon, I mean I want that flavor to be so strong your jaw wants to lock up and you can’t smell anything but lemons for a few minutes, with just enough sugar to not be painful.

It makes for some very interesting dessert times

#random #if I want a flavor I want to TASTE it #bought some lemon bars from a bake sale and they are not lemony enough #given it was mostly old ppl there so it was prolly for the best #lol

[bitegore]

anyway i know everyone's considered the sexy potential of rotor blades but have any of you considered the actual rotor assembly. It's one of those parts that you kind of don't want to stick your fingers in unless you're willing to part with them, but unfortunately for me they are also unbelievably sexy (as well as hard as fuck to 3d model or homemake and i need to make one for my bait kitbash sobs)

like, look at this

(photograph by Malcolm Howard, found here)

[id: a photograph from below of the main rotor assembly on a four-bladed helicopter, showing several visible mechanical details and doodads including four vertical bars connecting the base of the rotors with the swash plate. end id]

or this

(photorgraph by mpgphoto, found on stock.adobe.com)

[id: an image, possibly a 3d render, from below of the main rotor assembly of what looks like a five or six-bladed helicopter rotor assembly showing quite a lot more detail, including how the rotor blades are jointed to the main central hub of the rotor assembly and the edge of the swash plate. end id]

You cannot tell me you don't look at these and just want to touch everything. You do. I know I do. And that's not including the fact that every part of this rotates, not only around in circles like you probably already know but also tilts up and down, the helicopter blades tilt the same way ailerons do, and if you're looking you can probably see some of the jointing that lets it rotate.

anyway this has been your horny helicopter thirstpost of the night. more to come if this stupid analysis program doesn't start loading any faster

#red rambles #lemon #yes this is about vortex but it is also about bait #tell me you don't want to lick all those neat-looking textured crevices and pull on all those little bars #in retrospect this could be used as a 'normal person calibration moment' as in 'how far the fuck did i get from normal' #'everyone knows helicopter blades are sexy' except for everyone who doesnt want to fuck helicopters

[screamingay]

i really do need a new job last night i sobbed for like 20 minutes straight after knocking over a bowl with a bit of old soup in it

#the stress is just. getting to me #all the little frustrations and inconveniences and decisions and circumstances have been adding up and like. i have a headache #i don't know what to eat. everyone needs me for something and i love them and i want to do things but im so tired #i never call out or come in late to work and i do what im supposed to do and i don't take lunch breaks because theres no time to #and i still make the same 15/h as everyone else and i still dont buy enough groceries because butter is four dollars a pound now #and whenever i buy meat neither of us can prep it for the freezer before it goes bad. i barely get enough protein anymore #but im alive. yknow. im here and im still in love and i dont live with my parents. sometimes i dream the kitchen i work in gets shut down #and we all get fired and part of me is so relieved #im braver than i think most of the time but i dont wanna be. i wanna be a housecat. i wanna bake lemon bars and roast potatoes

[bakedbananners]

Yellowcake Uranium shouldn’t look this edible it’s fucked up

#I want to eat it so bad #going to make lemon bars to look like this so I can eat them #me talking

[whoslaurapalmer]

sometimes you get fresh fruit and you're like, oh it looks so good, it'll be great to bake with! but sometimes you get fresh fruit and it is so perfect. so gorgeous. such a glorious fruit that it's actually like borderline sacrilegious to bake with it because it should just be eaten whole, as it is, ideally in a haze of fruit delight

#i got blueberries and wanted to make blueberry lemon squares. but they look TOO GOOD i can't bake these im just gonna plop them on top #of the lemon squares. I'm so excited #also the bars came out SUPER cute

[rabbivole]

i am hoping to try and make vegan lemon bars tomorrow but i need to at least put a tiny bit of time into roadtrip because i hit the point where i spent like 15 hours writing various queueing infrastructure and now need to find out if the tumblr post handler i wrote 15 hours ago still works with everything i just did and my trepidation is at maximum

#i have very little faith in the vegan lemon bars but i want lemon bars so fucking bad

[shiny-airplane]

This song/MV sort of reminds me of TCW

#no art just screaming #paradox live #haunted by the tcw found family demons once again(⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠) #I'm not sure if this is better in my brain but it sort of makes sense #Yohei is the narrator of the song #Saimon is Apricot Tea (the first person) #Ryu is Lemon Candy (the second person) #Shiki is Blueberry Jam (the third person) #only difference is they're in a bar #I have some doodles about this im my sketchbook #but I want to draw faster...(⁠｡⁠•́⁠︿⁠•̀⁠｡⁠)

[muirneach]

i got into new musicians mostly so i could actually attend concerts but they never come to my city so whats the point

#there r three levels to musicians: huge artists who go everywhere but have expensive tickets; #midrange people who have normal prices and tour but not so far; tiny artists who dont leave like. their state #and unfortunately i only like huge and tiny modern artists #cause everyone’s old but Classic so they get to charge a million dollars. glares at bruce. #i cannot be doing that all the time guys. i woulda seen elo if it was cheaper! #and i have soooo many modern faves but they all have 100-2000 listeners so unless i live in their city im not seeing them #anyways now im liking a couple midrange people and theyre even all touring at the same time rn which is great #but they won’t come hereeeeee :( #not that they hate canada some are in vancouver rn i think but theyre all avoiding the east for some reason #or they do come here and its 19+. aka lemon twigs TWICE in the past year (i am so mad) #we have all ages venues but they keep playing at bars… #music #that was a lot of tags but im mad i just want to see live music im going insaneee #<- guy that listens to dead people music

[anglerfishenthusiast]

i know they never will slash would because like... we have galahad its called mash but also rattling the bars of my cage thrashing around on the floor give me galahad i want galahad let me summon galahad

#rattling the bars Harder #i want a proper galahad... it can be galahad alter from whatever the hell hes from id take that too.... gimme............. #lemon squeezy.txt

[carolmaclaine]

my coworker told me his nephew asked what he did for work, and he told him he worked at the cloud factory, and I'm obsessed with that 😭

#like yea i guess that is what the cooling towers do #i normally tell people im a glorified pool boy but makes clouds is up there #my other job is supplying baked goods (i have more stuff today) #this reminds me of my one roommate who would get so mad at me cause I'd bake stuff but not really eat it so she did #and then I'd just make more once it was gone ajsjdl #she asked if i wanted to live with her again recently and its like are you sure you want to face the wrath of the infinite lemon bars again #anyway anyway

[reallifepotato]

Made lemon bars!! 🍋 😋

Was a little concerned that I ruined it by leaving it too long in the oven but it's just the top layer that dried out, underneath it's still gooey 😅

#very excited about eating the entire thing #baking #it had. so many eggs. #8 #and i juiced and zested 4 lemons #so I'm glad it wasnt totally ruined #i left it for 25 minutes as per the recipe but next time I'll do it less #well anyway this is my first time trying this recipe #because the one i did last time wasnt the vibe #abd a bunch of recipes i found used only egg yolks and I'm not about that life #anyway so my father's friend has a lemon tree #and he asked if we want any and i was like ok give us like...4-5 #and he gave us 10!!! #oh we'll have to send him some lemon bars as a thank you #if they are good I'll make more lol #or maybe the lemon cookies even though they are so like...wet

[vaingod]

today feels like a good day to take a double dose of my adhd meds and spend all day baking and doing my laundry, femboy wife mode

#i wanted to make two batches of cookie dough and lime or lemon bars

[whispering-kavka]

sitting by the lake for hours would fix me

#not sure if i can get there tho :/ #train tracks run through the forest and they have been getting repaired for some time now #one one hand hell yeah soon i won't have to go to another town to get somewhere by train #but on the other . unrestricted forest/lake access when :(((( #and i don't want to go to the other two lakes . one is infested with youth addicts #and the other one is: too far away And i've never been there before. so i'd only go there with lemon #or the day before lemon visits to make sure it's a good spot to chill #from what i've seen it's a safe place. mostly a spot for fishing enthusiasts and sometimes cops #mainly due to the lake being near a speedy road and also there's a small bar right next to it #anyway i can't wait for summer so i can hang out with my best friend <3 <3 <3