ralofofriverwoods

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there could be so many things i could draw in my free time rn but all i wanna do is self insert art

#do it

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before the poll, a quick definition of terms:

"mutual" - you found this post from a mutual (on their blog or your dash) "following" - you found this post from someone you're following, but who isn't following you "random" - you found this by scrolling through someone's blog, who you don't follow. this includes people following you "For You" - you found this on the For You page "recommended" - you found this in a "Check out these blogs" popup, or a "recommended" post when looking at a different post "other" - you found this post some other way. comment how? "reblog ✅" - you're going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post "reblog ❌" - you're NOT going to reblog, queue, or schedule this post

with that out of the way:

#mutual! im just a dipshit and clicked the wrong thing by accident

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How do you make people fall in love with you

challenge them to a duel 

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A lot of the time when I see people talk about aromanticism they bring up the way a lot of us tend to think that romance is just exaggerated in fiction and are surprised that people feel that way in real life and not just in the movies and that's honestly kind of funny, imagine just going about your life and one day finding out that most people's high school years were actually like disney channel and you're the exception

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my favorite personal dragon headcanon is that like birds they also can't see glass, but it just isn't an issue for them

#all dragons think special effects are just a part of day to day life

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#keyboard because typos are way less likely #i cant feel each and every key so i miss the letters more often #also. clickety clackety :3

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its "queer subtext" this "queer subtext" that until its aromantic subtext then its fucking CRICKETS from everyone. embarrassing

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sick of hearing about "healing crystals" that "cleanse your mind and body of negative energy" i want to know which rocks can hurt you and fuck up your vibe so bad

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wait do those tin can phones really work?? I thought this was all a myth.

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Brian Murphy sucks ass and honors cock

#same energy as 'my name is cloaca I SUCK!!' tbh

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NPC in Video Game: *Gossips about another NPC* Me:

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aromanticism mention in the la times

#WOOO ARO MENTION

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#even if u dknt get it all you can certainly pick up on context clues

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Boots good. One of the best shoes

#random #mmkm just took a nap #tired

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so i am NOT an audio only consumer of FHJY. i see all the character art. however. in my head, bobby dawn looks like this guy

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i want 60 thousand votes by next thursday

#yeah #only 2 so far but i aim to increase that number dramatically