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maxwell-mtv · 10 months
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Another random Shane headcanon that popped into my mind while getting ready for the day:
I bet Shane loves to watch those stoner 90s films like Clerks or Mall Rats
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Can I request some Bachelor/Bachelorett's of your choice asking the farmer to be their partner at the flower dance? It'd be cute if they could ask us instead of the farmer always taking the initiative
Bachelors/ettes of my choice? Hmm, since it's my choice here, I've chosen.... All SDV marriage candidate :D
Thanks for the ask, dear anon! Enjoy! 🫰💕
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SDV bachelors/ettes asking Farmer to be their dance partner at the Flower Dance:
SDV bachelors:
Alex:
Alex tries to make Farmer's question sound casual.
Something like, "Hey, I'd like to ask you to be my dance partner, but if you say no, that's okay, it won't hurt me in any way."
(He can't fool himself, It will make him sad if Farmer says no).
So the athlete almost jumped up on the spot with joy when Farmer agreed. But he tried to play it cool.
"So, shall we go and take our place on the dance floor?"
Alex was so happy, and started to get a little nervous not to mess it up.
Elliott:
"Farmer, my friend! I've been preparing for this celebration for a couple of days now, and I would be immensely happy if you would honoring me of agreeing to be my dance partner."
Elliott hopes the invitation wasn't too pompous. Otherwise, the writer was already worried he'd ruined everything.
Maybe Farmer already had a partner and Elliott with his speech made them feel pressured and awkward?
But Farmer's smile and nod of agreement said otherwise.
"Really? Oh, delightful! Then let's go rehearse our moves before the festival starts." Words can't describe how happy Elliott is.
Sebastian:
Because Sebastian doesn't really like dancing in public, asking someone to dance is a big step for him.
No, for real. Farmer must be a very dear friend to him (or maybe something more), if the local emo stepped out of his comfort zone to ask them to dance.
And his efforts paid off - Farmer agreed without delay.
Now, even the spring sun and heat will not spoil Sebby's mood.
Sam and Abigail start teasing Sebastian a little bit (affectionate) that he'll now have a silly smile on his face all day long.
Sam:
Sam is simply the epitome of a golden retriever who can get anything he wants with his charm alone. (Sam doesn't realise it himself, but still).
And even though he's a little nervous, it doesn't hurt his charm at all.
"Hey, Farmer. I've been thinking... Would you be interested in becoming my dance partner? If you don't mind."
Look at his puppy dog eyes, warm smile and slightly pink cheeks. How could you say no to him?
Here, Farmer didn't refuse either.
"Super! Thanks a lot! Let's take our positions then, we're about to dance!"
Harvey:
It took Harvey about fifteen or twenty minutes to gather the will to dare to ask Farmer to dance.
It seemed like an easy task for a doctor, but his throat was immediately dry and his heart was pounding frantically in his chest.
"Farmer, I was wondering if you'd like-" "To dance with you? Sure thing, Harvey!"
Well, that was easier than he thought. And why was Harvey getting worried over nothing?
Now, the only thing left for him to do was to wait for the dance to start and hope Harvey didn't step on Farmer's foot out of excitement.
Shane:
To be honest, Shane didn't dare ask Farmer for fear of rejection.
But eventually Jas intervened, telling Farmer that "uncle Shane wants to talk to you" ("Jas!").
Well, since the conversation is already inevitable, Shane has to ask them.
"Do you want to be my dance partner?" "Of course, Shane, I'd love to!"
The heck, what... Why was it so easy?
Now they're both dancing, he can't believe it! Shane is pleased.
(In the background, Jas smiles at her uncle and Farmer as they both walk to the dance floor).
SDV bachelorettes:
Leah:
Probably, of all the candidates present, Leah is the calmest. Why make something up when you can just ask them straight out?
"Hey, Farmer. If you don't have a dance partner, we can dance together."
The artist was quite okay to take no for an answer.
Still, glad that Farmer agreed to her request.
"Cool. I'll get us a good spot so we don't bake directly in the sun while dancing."
Honesty and calmness are key to her success.
Penny:
Yoba, give her strength and courage...
Penny was embarrassed to even look in Farmer's direction, let alone start a conversation with them.
Someone she knows should help nudge her to ask Farmer (Emily or Maru).
The young teacher was so nervous, she didn't even notice that Farmer smilingly agreed to her offer to be a dance partner.
Wait, what? She heard everything right? They said yes?
Oh well... then Penny went to get prepared (get prepared mentally not to faint from happiness).
Abigail:
"Ugh, stupid Flower dance... Mum made me wear this dumb dress again..." *notices Farmer* "Hey, Farmer~ Do you have a dance partner already?"
Abigail isn't really shy, to be honest.
Won't ask Farmer directly about dancing, but her hints are impossible not to recognise.
She was terribly relieved that Farmer agreed and immediately grabbed their hand, dragging them towards the dance floor.
Abby hopes her mother wouldn't think that she liked dancing now, or Caroline would want to take her to aerobics later.
Maru:
Maru was still practising her speech to Farmer from a day ago. She was really hoping that they would agree to dance with her at the festival.
That doesn't change the fact that even though she was prepared, Maru was a little nervous for fear of rejection.
Still, until you ask them, you won't know, right?
When Farmer approached her on their own, Maru finally asked them.
The young inventor's fears were in vain: the Farmer said yes immediately!
Oh, she couldn't wait to take her place to dance with Farmer!
Emily:
Emily is just overjoyed! A beautiful day, a beautiful atmosphere, a beautiful forest... The spirits are favouring them today.
Oh, there's the Farmer! She immediately ran up to them to ask them to dance.
The blue-haired girl was too excited to even think about the fact that Farmer might refuse her....
But that wouldn't happen, because Farmer agreed without hesitation!
Emily, even more overjoyed, immediately took them to the dance floor, letting them rehearse the dance together before festival starts.
Haley:
"Farmer. I'm you want, I might dance with you~"
Haley doesn't know if her charm will work, since last year she refused to dance with them. Yeah, awkward...
So she won't be surprised if they turn her down. But will be surprised when Farmer immediately agrees.
"Great! Then we need to rehearse to make everything perfect. I've already been Flowers Queen for a few years, I don't want to give up the title."
Haley doesn't care about the title anymore, she's dancing with Farmer! Hee hee~
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yandere-sins · 1 year
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Oh god, what mods do you have so far? I have seen the famous Sebastian one, one for Sam, Alex and recently, Elioth. I belive there's one for Harvey, but not too sure about that one!
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While searching for mods I found the one for Elliot (my man of choice) and I have seen Sebastian's on tt before so I thought why not and I regret NOTHING. I currently struggle a bit with getting the second yandere event but otherwise it's so good i love it!!! I do think most male bachelors have yan mods by now tho I haven't seen Shane. But knowing that some mods let you date the Wizard I am pretty sure Shane must have one as well somewhere lol. I would get the one for Shane too tho, I can see him being clingy and obsessed ♥
Underneath are some letters I have gotten from Elliot, mind you tho it'll spoil the experience so I'd only look if you don't want to add this mod. But I'll be honest, these letters are inspirational as a writer bc they are so damn good.
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darveyfics · 7 years
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I have a quote prompt that I'd love to see your interpretation of: "Sometimes, people are incapable of letting someone know they love them because deep down, they know the person they love deserves better."
Hey Guys, bare with us, we’re working through some of the older & harder prompts. You guys are keeping us on our toes! ;-) A.
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Over the last few months, things had turned around so many times, that neither Harvey nor Donna knew what was up, or down. Which side they lay on. What side of the line they stood one. Of what situation they held most important between them at any given time.
They had fought and fought and fought until their mouths could move no more.
Then they had kissed, again. Much to their and everyone else’s complete shock.  
Harvey Specter had found out a few things, during that time. About Donna. About Paula. About himself. None of it helped to resolve any kind of solution in his complicated personal life. 
He had finished things with Paula, in the end. He could not rest, or move on, until a certain frustrating red head, would be made his. And properly so. In a way that would make him proud and excited and terrified all at once. 
And such is life, that he choose the exact moment to become single, to make that rather life altering decision in his mind, that Paula was not the one for him. 
And that, she, Donna, had i turn chosen that exact moment of his, 
To start up things with a recently divorced old flame of hers. 
The one that got away…
The one that caught at him every time she used to include his name in their day to day…
Now, it were as if they had become two passing trains in the night. Distant and yet moving together, two sides of the same coin and yet like the beginning and the end of a storm.
Harvey Specter has become quietly regretful, yet introspective, of late. 
He wonders if she was ever meant to be his. That for all she tried to do to get him to have a real relationship with someone, maybe he was just meant to be a bachelor, and silently long for her in the background. 
He’s not angry anymore. He’s not anything except for in love with her. And she knows that, now. But he knows in turn that she cannot deal with the way things seem to turn out with them. That, she regrets going to Mark so quickly in the wake of all that’s been, but refuses to pedal backwards on a whim. Mark can give her everything, and is doing so, whereas Harvey can only insist, now. Remind and swear by his character. 
So cruel, as fate would have it, that she’s simply been burnt too many times to trust in him completely, anymore.
He is surrounded by flowers, and a cool chill of a century old church. He is dressed to the nines, in cream and silver and lilac and just about sober enough from the night before. 
He feels a presence grace his side, spying copper hair trickling towards him and the flash of lavender against pale freckled skin. His fingers twitch, as an arm drapes under his and a hand curls between the space of he makes for it. 
He looks up, noticing a twinkle in her light hazel eyes. He sighs, taking in her long eyelashes and soft smile. 
“You look beautiful.” He tells her, meaning every word.
She looks away for a moment, blushing, before recovering it with a slight sadness. He watches it consume her for a moment, before her hand slips back underneath his, and her hands slide to his bow tie, fussing over him for a moment. He doesn’t flinch like he used to. Instead, a smile creeps onto his face, watching her so close and so attentive, as she smartens him up, her eyes seeming to force themselves on the offending silk rather than meet him square in the eye. 
“There,” She resolves. “Perfect.”
She leans back, looking pleased with herself, as she slides her arm back under his again, her body settling at his side as she looks forward. When she looks back at him for a second his heart drops. 
It only dawns on him, then. That they’ll never do this. For them.
It puts a bittersweet note into the air as they hear the music start and their queue arrive.  
“You ready?” He asks her.
“Lead the way, Specter.” She encourages, allowing him to guide her up the aisle.
They walk out to about one hundred and fifty people, all staring back at them. He feels her stiffen by his side. For a woman who wanted to be an actress she’s suddenly seeming shy, as he guides her down the aisle with unblemished pride. He wonders if it’s because most of their work colleagues are here. Or due to the strangers in attendance. Or because her fiancee is in line with all the other guests. No doubt keeping a watchful eye…
“Hey,” He mumbles to her, catching her wide eyed and flicking her attention between their destination and his own gaze. 
“I’m fine, Harvey.” She whispers back, feigning a relaxed smile on her face that doesn’t quite match all the way to her eyes.
“Just see it as practise,” He whispers playfully into her ear, his lips twitching at the memory of their previous closeness, that seems indelible, now, in the vestige of his mind. 
Her eyes flick back to his, and for a split second he wonders if she’s changed her mind about the other guy, as her lips squeeze into a line and she inhales sharply. He thinks of sweeping her away. Of them leaving this place. Of them leaving everything. Their friends. Their jobs. Their families. Their responsibilities. Of him whisking her away to place of uncomplicated bliss that is just theirs, and theirs alone. Where they can be Harvey and Donna and ignore everything else that comes to tear them down or apart.
She grips his arm tighter, the closer they get to the end of their journey. It’s minute in it’s action, and seemingly gone unnoticed when she smiles at the dutiful Mark Meadows, standing in the third row next to Louis. But he doesn’t miss it for a second.
None of them do. None of their friends, every single one in tune with them. Hell, he’s been ignoring Mike’s gaze the whole way down, purely because he knows what he’ll find if he looks there. 
They pause, turning to one another. 
He wants to kiss her, so badly he actually aches at the thought. Instead he winks, and she smirks in her way, raising an eyebrow as they float to their prospective corners and finally separate. 
Mike glares at him, half concern and half something he doesn’t want to discover, as he lines up next to him. 
“You ready?” He asks his younger friend, ignoring the man’s interest in matters far above his own situation. 
“Bring it on.” Mike smirks, earning a titter of laughter from the first few rows of guests. 
Harvey’s brain switches off from there, remembering rings, and trying not to look at Donna in the moments where he would have, if they had both been single or together. He briefly resurfaces to escort her back down the aisle behind the bride, only to be distracted by yet more duties as they arise.
He finds time stop around him, until the Reception breathes a little life into his bones.
His speech goes down well. He doesn’t comment on lost love or taking chances. He keeps the words firmly on Mike and Rachel, and less on ominous autobiographical remarks about romance.
He’s in love with a woman that’s chosen a different path now. Nothing much could be said about that past the fact.
Good - if not slightly new - music, and lights and dancing and Whiskey keep him occupied, and content, to a degree, as he lingers at the bar, watching as his young, not-so-Associate plays the room with a suave elegance that he’s sure he could take full responsibility for developing, over the years. That, and Rachel’s penchant for exotic cuisine and showing Mike the finer things in life.
He sips slowly at his tumblr of Macallan, and feels content to watch the world go by, until he sees a familiar pair slide onto the dance floor. 
It’s painful to watch, and he nearly off thinks about leaving, maybe getting some air, or a cab. They way they dance so close, and he holds her tenderly to his side with an ease. He looks away for a moment, the display too evocative for him to entertain. 
“I don’t know if I’d be as relaxed, I were you.”
He groans immediately, spotting the Groom sidle up next to him with a beer in his hand. He’s noticeably looser, now he’s had a few drinks. 
“Give it a rest, Mike.” He says, a soft approach wrapped in sharper intention.
“I’m sorry. I just…I don’t get it.” His friend shrugs, playing innocent. 
Mike always has had a habit of speaking his mind. Drunk, he’s a motormouth. 
“She’s happy.” Harvey resolves, watching the Redhead that holds his heart, dancing in circles with a man who isn’t him. 
“You should go in there show her what she’s really missing.” Mike offers, pointing the neck of his beer towards the couple.
“Why are you so set on us being together?” Harvey asks boldly, giving his friend an interested look.
“Because I know you’d both be the happiest people in the world, if you did.” He explains. 
He rolls his eyes at his friend. He’s right. Maybe… “She can’t go back.” He recites. It’s what she told him. Long, long ago. 
You can never go back….
“Bullshit.” Mike counters then, a little above his station with the gussy about him. “You need to fight for her.” He says. “And I won’t rest until it’s done.”
“I’d concentrate on keeping your wife happy, Hot shot.” He offers, smirking at his friend’s unwillingness to end the particular line of questioning. 
He used to get angry about it. But he has nothing to hide, now. There’s nothing but truth when it comes to her. He’s laid his cards out on the table. And with that, so has she. 
“I hate the beard.” Mike says then, a childish note to his voice that only makes his remark all the more petty. 
Harvey snorts, sipping the last of his beer. 
“I don’t know…he’s good for her. Better than I could ever be.” He muses. 
He ignores the ripe look his friend gives him. 
Mike’ll never get it. He’ll always think that they’re not together because he doesn’t love her enough. Or because he didn’t try hard enough. Or that she chose wrong. 
He knows the truth. That she chose right, this time. 
Just like she should have a decade a go. 
And it’s enough, to have him know that she’ll be happy anyway. 
True love, he realises, is like that. 
Painful. Self-sacrificing. And Infinite. 
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This is a pretty serious topic, so feel free to not answer if you don't want to.
How would the Sdv and Sve bachelor/ette's react to the Farmer (who's their partner) flinching when they moved suddenly? As in, the farmer subconsciously thought their partner was about to hit them
Oof...
Pretty dark topic, but I want pain and glass so why not 🥲 Thanks so much for the question, dear anon 💕
⚠️Warning: angst, mention of past abusive relationship/physical abuse, mention of domestic violence, swearing, and a lot of hurt/comfort
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Stardew Valley:
SDV bachelors:
Shane had never had such a desire to break someone's nose. To punch with all his might, to break a jaw, to knock out teeth, to make the bastard who dared to raise a hand against Farmer regret their cowardice and wish they'd never been born. Too bad they're somewhere far away... No, it's not a pity, let this fucking asshole die in their hellhole. What's important right now that Farmer's here, and Shane's gonna be right there with them. He's gonna suggest that Farmer go to therapy. It really helps, Shane's realized that himself. And he'll be there for Farmer, he'll never leave them. And would never hit them.
Alex knows all too well why Farmer flinched like that, and his heart filled with rage. The same way his mom clutched herself, hiding her face from the heavy hand of her alcoholic husband... The very thought that his dearest Farmer, the love of his life, had thought he would hit them, that Alex would be like his father, made him shiver with unbridled hatred for whoever had made Farmer feel that way. But the athlete will calm himself down, and do whatever it takes to help and protect Farmer. He would never, ever hit them. Never.
Sam has a look of utter confusion on his face. "Babe, what's wrong?" The young guitarist was just chasing flies, and now doesn't understand why Farmer hid their face in their hands. Is something wrong? Why do they look like they're crying? When Farmer tells him the reason (which they were previously afraid to tell), Sammy's heart just cracks to pieces. He will put his arms around Farmer and slowly rock them. If they are comfortable, Sam will listen to them carefully and try to cheer them up, showering them with kisses and affectionate words.
Elliott would simply become speechless. "My love, you didn't think I'd..." He can't even get the words out. He knows that Farmer's relatives treated them horribly, his partner have told the writer about it. He knows that recovering from such trauma will not be easy or quick. Elliott won't leave them alone with the trouble. But did they really thought that Elliott would allow himself to fall so low and raise his hand against them? The writer's in tears. It hurts him, but Elliott is in no way angry with Farmer. No, he loves them with all his heart.
Sebastian would never forget the moment in his childhood when his biological father was ready to slap him. Luckily, Robin managed to catch the man's arm before that, and Sebby never saw his bio father again. As he grew older, Sebastian realized exactly what that man had intended to do. He was disgusted to even think of doing that to anyone, much less the person he loves and adore endlessly. He would take the Farmer's hands, look them in the eye, and tell them that he loved them and would never, under any circumstances, raise a hand against them.
Harvey will put Farmer in a hug, but the doctor still won't be able to hold back the tears. Harvey knows that Farmer has only recently, on the advice of their beloved husband, sought professional help, that progress won't be immediate, and that it takes a very long, long time to work at it. But for Harvey, every time Farmer flinches at their husband's sudden movement is like the first time - shock, confusion, sadness, pain. And even worse when the Farmers began to blame themselves for this behavior. No, Farmer, it's not your fault. Harvey won't let their partner think it's their fault.
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SDV bachelorettes:
Abigail is hella confused.... Why are they flinched? Wha- What do they mean!? She loves Farmer, how did they even think of that?! Abby got angry, but would quickly cool down and start apologizing to an even more frightened Farmer. She didn't mean to yell at them like that, but the image that her partner thought she would take a swing at them just threw her off. Ugh, if those creeps who had hurt Farmer came to the Valley, then the amethyst lover would pelt them with such stink bombs that even the skunks would turn their noses away from them. Hehehe, good thing that made Farmer laugh. Right, fuck those bastards.
Leah can't believe her ears. Farmer, she is holding an axe! How could they think that their wife would dare swing at them with a sharp axe?! The fact that someone actually tried to swing something like that at Farmer made the blood in the artist's veins boil. She wasn't angry at Farmer, naturally, but at the bastard who'd treated Farmer like that. And don't let her partner worry: if their ex abuser dared to come in the Stardew Valley, Leah would definitely use her axe... Okay, maybe not so radical, but this person won't lay a finger on her precious partner. She'll defend them to the last, that's for sure.
Penny is a very peaceful, fragile and gentle girl. How can anyone imagine that she is capable of such a thing - to hit Farmer, love of her life? For a young teacher, family is sacred! Her spouse, her children, it's... She will never agree with the people who justify violence and abuse with "discipline" or "tough love". For in Penny's mind, someone who can easily hurt a loved one is not worthy of those loved ones. The red-haired girl bursts into tears. She cannot calmly see how Farmer is scared and hurt because of their ex. But she will find the way to help them. Together, they will overcome it.
Maru was upset at first, because she thought that the Farmer was afraid of her next invention (she could not forget the humiliating incident when they were electrocuted). Only after a couple of seconds Maru realized that they looked with fear not at her device lying on the table, but at herself. She doesn't understand what's wrong. It's not like she has any super dangerous wires or parts with her, see? What? The Farmer thought Maru was going to... hit them? She loves them! Never, you heard her, Farmer, she would never....
Emily is a person who values life and the comfort of every creature. Happiness and positive emotions for everyone around her, especially for her close people and friends. Because of this, the very thought of Farmer hiding their face from what they thought was a punch made the blue-haired girl upset. Farmer had told her about their... not-so-good relatives, who left her lover with this trauma. Emily tries her best to make the house as comfortable as possible for Farmer, and they know it and will always be grateful to their loving wife.
Haley had had partners in the past who, as she found out later, lived by the principle of "beats means love". She wouldn't let those pieces of shit around her anymore, and made a promise to herself never to get involved with such people and never to fall to their level. And Farmer flinched so much at Haley's sudden movement made her remember her exes. She is furious. But right now, the most important thing to her was her beloved Farmer. Haley apologizes for the sudden move, shares her experience and wisdom on how she handled the abuse earlier, and assures Farmer that she will never do to them what Haley's exes tried to do to her.
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Stardew Valley Expanded:
SVE bachelors:
Lance had many swordsmanship and magic teachers in his youth. Almost all of them were excellent and taught him many things that helped him in life. There were some that set impossible conditions for Lance, and when he failed, took up their tools to punishment... Lance had the guts to stand up to it, and there were also people who stood up for him. Farmer didn't have anyone to help then, and Lance won't let that happen again. He genuinely loves Farmer and he wouldn't dare let himself fall so low. They vowed to each other to share both joy and sorrow together. Lance will always love them.
Magnus faced various conflicts when he was married for the first time. Misunderstandings, quarrels, arguments - it's quite natural for a couple. But the wizard would never, ever raise a hand against his partner, and he would despise anyone who justified violence and abuse of authority. He would immediately calm the shuddering Farmer and begin to comfort them. If those pathetic excuse of humans showed up at their farm, Magnus would disintegrate them with a snap of his fingers. Ministry rules? There's a one rule in the Mage Law that allows the use of magic for self-defence and the protection of loved ones. So let the Farmer not worry about this.
Victor, overwhelmed with the good news about his bridge-building practice, raised both arms to hug Farmer, but immediately pulled back when he saw how much they flinched. "Honey, did I do something wrong?" "You didn't... You're not going to hit me, are you?" "What?...." If anyone heard the sound of cracking glass, know this - Victor's heart had shattered into a thousand shards. The spaghetti lover was confused for a few moments, but pulled himself together and cautiously approached the Farmer. Victor hugged them tightly, allowing his partner to snuggle into his shoulder and cry while Victor listened to them, slowly rocking and covering them with kisses.
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SVE bachelorettes:
Olivia is not mad at Farmer in any way. And quickly put a stop to all their attempts to make themselves look guilty for being so flummoxed by the sudden movement of Olivia's hand. Her partner has been victimized in the past by the simply disgusting treatment from the scum who dared to reach out their paws to Farmer has spurred Olivia to pull up all her connections in the city. She knows their names and all the information she needs to turn their lives into a nightmare. In the meantime, Olivia herself will devote all her attention to her precious Farmer and family.
Claire could not have imagined that her desire to show her partner a new ballet movement she had learnt would end like... this: Farmer shivers slightly and looks at the red-haired girl with a share of fear, while Claire stands still, motionless as if struck by lightning. The former Jojarmart cashier slowly and carefully walks over to Farmer and asks permission to hug them. The Farmer agreed, of course, and before launching into an endless stream of words about how it was their own fault, Claire only reassured them and continued to hug them. She was now too shocked that the Farmer had thought Claire would dare to injure them....
Sophia was completely unaware of what had just happened: the pink-haired girl raised her hand for her partner to high-five, but instead they covered their heads with their hands as if expecting a punch. Had she done something wrong? What, did the farmer really expect a punch? She... She... If Sophia tried to say anything, Farmer wouldn't understand anything anyway - the flood of tears on Sophia's face and the lump in her throat from crying interrupted all words. She would hug the Farmer, hold onto them like a lifeline and sob. She would say through her sobs that she loved them very much and would never be a monster like those who had hurt Farmer.
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not sure if you've done this one before but how would the vanilla + SVE bachelors react to the farmer giving them a shirt (or any top article of clothing) with one of those boob windows? What if the farmer pleads them with puppy eyes in hopes of convincing them to put it on?
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No, I definitely didn’t write a headcanon about this topic. And today we will fix it~ (thanks for the ask, dear anon!🫰💕)
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SDV/SVE bachelors react to their Farmer spouse who gives them clothes with a "boob window":
Alex thought at first that that line on the T-shirt was a damage, but when Farmer explained to the athlete that this was the way it should be, he hesitated for a couple of seconds, and put the T-shirt on. Though Alex blushed a little at Farmer's stare, he realised that he looked pretty good in it and started to look at himself in the mirror. "Hey honey, you know what's better than this 'titty' t-shirt? No t-shirt!". He took off his t-shirt and with a smug smile began to flex in front of his spouse. Farmer should give him credit: it's impossible to disagree with such a valid argument.
"Nice try, dear, but still no." Sebastian sat on the couch with his laptop while his dearest spouse ran around him and begged him to at least try on a t-shirt with an oval cut on the chest. Neither the sad eyes nor the bribe-laden entreaties worked on the emo, who seemed to be amused by Farmer's futile attempts to convince him. "Yeah we'd sooner have an obsidian portal on our farm than I'd wear this." Bad mistake. Because a few hours later there was a huge obsidian archway on the farm (the portal is working, btw) and the Farmer was standing nearby, triumphantly handing a flushed Sebby a t-shirt.
"Honey, don't you think that's a bit much?" Elliott is a fan of unbuttoning his collar and being in dramatic poses when he's writing another masterpiece or posing for a drawing. But here, he'll probably draw the line. No, not to say he hates it at all, this sweater with the... hmm, rather unusual cut, but Elliott's used to his style of dress, and this doesn't fit his image in any way. Even Farmer's tearful pleas won't make him change his mind (though Elliott must admit, he almost gives in, because Farmer knows how to make professional puppy-dog eyes).
"Ah, fuck it. Give it to me." Shane, as it turned out, wasn't hard to convince. His only stipulation, though, was that he would only wear that "boob window" shirt ("Heh, what a fucking name...") at home on the farm. Because even if the chicken man himself doesn't give a shit about most people's opinions and dresses as he pleases, he still doesn't want Jas and Marnie to catch him wearing that t-shirt. It would be... awkward, to say at least. This cloth is comfortable tho, plus his size. "Heh, boob window. Enjoying the view?" Farmer is definitely enjoing the view.
Huh... Sam had tried all sorts of extravagant clothes in an effort to find his unique style in the past, but this was new even to him. He certainly wore that t-shirt with the cutout on the chest, purely out of curiosity. It's cool, but... not his style. The young guitarist had thought about unusual clothes for his music band, but a side boob shirt cut was more his style than this. Sorry Farmer- hey, c'mon, don't give him this sad look! They know it's hard for Sam to say no to them with those sad eyes... Ok, but he won't wear this to a family dinner, deal?
If the Farmer wanted Harvey to stand flushed for a minute, congratulations - they've achieved their goal! With all due respect to his spouse, the local doctor is not too keen on wearing a sweater with such a cut. But interestingly enough, he has asked them not to put these clothes far away, as the resourceful doctor has found a use for it. If Farmer insists on staying late in the Mines, Harvey just needs to drop his selfies of himself (still flushed) wearing this sweater. Farmer teleports home at lightning speed and almost kicks in the front door. Works every time!
"Please!" "No." "Please!" "No." Farmer had been following Magnus around like a duckling following its mother for about fifteen minutes now, hoping to change their stubborn husband's mind and at least try on that sweater with the big line on the chest. Attempts, so far, had been unsuccessful. "Please!" "No." Magnus is quite happy with his magical uniform, which gives him charm and mystery vibe. Especially since he doesn't want any of his colleagues to catch him with that sweater. So wizard has to say no to his beloved spouse. Although they are stubborn. "Please!" "No."
"My dear, is this your way of trying to hint to me that I should unbutton my shirt more often?" Lance smiled slyly at Farmer, and the blush on their cheeks made it immediately clear to the gallant adventurer that he had hit right on target. That clothes with a cut-out on the chest, if the truth be told, is not to his taste. Especially since Lance doesn't see the point of it at all, if he and his spouse can find alternatives. All Lance has to do is simply undo the gilded buttons of his snow-white shirt, spread the collar a little for... *chuckle* a better view for a Farmer, and that's it. The effect will be the same.
Victor had a heap of doubts, but it was hard to resist Farmer's puppy-dog eyes, so, to Farmer's glee, he put on the T-shirt they handed him with.... "Boob window"? Is that what it's called? What a name..." The size is certainly his, and the fabric is of good quality, but... He feels a little bit uncomfortable. And Yoba forbid his mother catches him like this, otherwise it would take a long time to explain everything. Victor could have just unbuttoned his shirt. Or... or no shirt at all, if Farmer wanted to hint to him that they'd like to have fun tonight...
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