#I simultaneously really like it but also hate it

[i-yap]

I absolute love how you write Jason and your takes on him like yes!! Giving Gomez and Morticia!!! Very much a man written by a woman!!! ANYWAY, I very much agree that he’d likely be with a civilian reader! So what do you think would be the little routines they’d fall into? Like grocery shopping and working out and date nights, like just the little details and minutiae of life that seems totally normal to her but means a whole lot more to him

I love love domestic jason, i love writing him , like he is so perfect i-

Domestic jason x reader

No one else does the chores around your house, unless you want to hire cleaning service, he doesn't.

He likes the simplicity, the domesticity and warmth and closeness and normalness of just being home, cleaning together, one washes the dishes and one dries. One cooks and the other presses shirts on the kitchen counter. making out on top of washing machines or making putting you bed together an impossible task from how he keeps dragging you in for cuddles (or more wink wink)

Man is starved. Like do something as simple as giving him a tissue just as he is about to sneeze, he will die on the spot. like wdym my lovely y/n was noticing me and observed that I was twitching and raising my arms about to sneeze...she knows I exist??

Rather than going "out out", jason loves really simple dates. Bike ride to a bookstore in a different town just because they have the hardcopy with the pretty art version of a book. Or drinking hot chocolate in a crowded cafe but you two are huddled in the corner. Or staying home and cuddling *(and more wink wink)

Also jason has really cold hands so when you just "oof jason why are you hands so cold jesus you should wear gloves no" and pull his hand into your coat pocket or if your at home just tuck it between your thighs even though you yourself are feeling cold.....man is now dead please bring flowers to his grave. Dw the rest of his body runs really hot.

REPEAT WITH ME, IF HE COULD SIT IN A BATHTUB WITH YOU AND WARM WATER FOREVER- HE WOULD KILL EVERY HUMAN AND ANIMAL AND MICROORGANISM ALIVE TO DO IT.

he just really loves baths, its the intimacy , the quiet , the lesseing of the ache in his muscles, you between his arms playing with his fingers or him in your arms with you washin his hair.

With the amount of time you guys spend with each other, you start following a pattern. so when someone sees you do chores together, or something normal together- they are a bit weirded out.

Like you're at a batfam dinner and jason sets your plate and justs takes out peas(or any other vegetable you hate) and puts it on his plate while you simultaneously take out the mushrooms from his plate. Or if someone asks you something and jason is able to answer in full detail ( if you're drunk-sleepy-tired busy cuz he would never interrupt you)

At this rate everyone believes you just have telepathy cuz you guys never even say a word in public but somehow understand each other. what witchery is this?

He just wants to combine your soul with his because even the thought of you brings him peace and man just loves you so much. please give him the love he never got otherwise .

#• #Jason Todd x Reader #Jason Todd x You #Jason Todd x Y/N #Jason Todd Fluff #Jason Todd Angst #Jason Todd Comfort #Jason Todd Headcanons #Jason Todd Imagines #Red Hood x Reader #Red Hood x You #Red Hood x Y/N #Red Hood Fluff #Red Hood Comfort #Batfamily #Batfamily x Reader #Batfamily Fluff #Batfamily x You #Batfamily x Y/N #Batfamily Headcanons #Batfamily Imagines #Batboys #Batboys x Reader #Batboys Fluff #Batboys Headcanons

[trashogram]

i’m gonna hop on the stolas hate train with you for a second. Do you know what i feel like he doesn’t get enough lashings for? His inability to see things from Blitzo’s point of view.

I’m sorry but despite being horrendously bad he is simultaneously one of most self absorbed characters ever. If he really loved Blitz to an up to par standard he’d be able to understand the HUGE power imbalance between them regardless of their feelings or time spent together. (might be a spoiler but i feel like you’ve seen it by now) but Blitz out burst to Stolas was super justified , i wouldn’t have done it personally, but i see where he’s coming from.

That moment itself was a rare vulnerable!blitz moment that stolas could’ve used to mend their relationship but instead he made it about Him AGAIN I CANT DO THIS😭😭😭 THEY SUCKKKK GOOD LORDD

I’m here to conduct this hate train, you’re more than welcome to come aboard.

Stolas has the characteristics of a Covert Narcissist (obviously he’s fictional, I can’t diagnose a fictional character or real person, but let’s tally it up shall we?):

Lack of Empathy — You hit that one

Sense of Entitlement — he thinks he’s entitled to Blitzø’s time and body, as well as Octavia’s unending patience and understanding when he fucks up and fucks around on her and their family)

Taking advantage of others for personal gain — the whole deal with the fuckdamn Grimoire

Hyper-focusing on fantasies of grandeur — Stolas is King Delusion thinking his obsession with Blitzø is at all equivalent to love, or even liking someone. He also deludes himself into thinking he knows his own child but he ignores her wants when she literally runs away from him on two separate occasions bc he’s not fucking listening to her.

Exhibit passive-aggressive behavior, arrogance, or subtle superiority — Ppl don’t clock this as much as they should but I’ve noticed and gagged at his belittling “pet names” for Blitzø (impish little plaything, itty bitty imp) and how when Moxxie and Millie try to speak to him, Stolas either treats them with disdain/like peasants or doesn’t even look at them when they speak! Not even bringing up how he uses his own imp staff as stress-relieving toys.

Highly sensitive to criticism — Can’t take being called out, has to cry and run away from the truth that Blitzø (and Stella and Octavia) are spitting

Victim Mentality — it’s everyone else in this damn bird’s life that’s to blame instead of himself. “I think so highly of you, I didn’t realize you thought so low of me.”

Fuck. You. Stolas.

I’m sorry this is a wild rant but to be fair it is the Stolas Hate Train (SHT, we should implement an I in there). Obviously I don’t hate his fans. Like what you like. Please. However, I may have some concerns over how young HB fans can get and how they don’t truly see how terribly this character is written because they accept the framing of Stolas as the poor victim in this situation at face value and don’t see it for what it really is, but I’m not their parents. And hopefully the younger audience will grow up and also think “ew”. At the very least.

I would like to know if the HB writers, and her majesty Vivienne Medrano, realize that they’re framing the Abuser in this situation as the victim but have dug this hole so deep that they just have to keep digging bc there’s no going back or if they genuinely think their targeted audience of adults don’t see through this or haven’t had to deal with abusive relationships themselves.

#helluva boss critical #anti stolas #anti Stolitz #I’m a full fucking anti for this ship now fucking hell #I’m sorry I will try to keep my complaints under wraps for the most part #but I was genuinely triggered #You don’t have to call me dumb and silly for it I already know

[b1mbodoll]

HIMBO LEEHAN…. himbo leehan 😵‍💫…i simultaneously love and hate you for putting this idea into my head /hj Himbo leehan that gets soo pussydrunk and dumb the moment he puts his dick in you.. the only thing on his mind is how wet and tight your cunt is and also how soft your skin is…. buries his face into your neck and goes crazy from the smell of your shampoo😵‍💫 BIG big fan of kissing and moans loudly and drools sm too(yes hello its me again) himbo leehan is like a puppy :( so clingy.. and needy… and just feels the happiest when hes ruining you..

loves fucking you slow and deep 100% touches your tummy while doing that too🙂‍↕️

pairings: leehan x f! reader

warnings: himbo! leehan + oral + fingersucking

💌: since we r sharing thoughts i Need to share this. but i cannot stop thinking abt himbo leehan getting hard from his sweet lil gf doing The Most mundane things.

it’s the simple things that drive leehan crazy; when you get all dolled up for a date with him and he’s sat on your bed while you apply lipstick at your vanity, pursing and puckering your lips while dragging the pigment over them. he really tries his best to refrain from pulling you into his lap for a makeout session, but poor hanie’s a weak man 🌀__🌀 he can’t hold out for long and it doesnt take much before you’re on him, trailing kisses along his jaw and across his throat, leaving smudges of your lipstick on his soft skin n he loves being marked up by you. he’s so desperate to feel your lips wrapped around his cock, his tip hitting the back of your throat when he brutally fucks it and he gets dizzy when you pull away and there’s a ring of the pretty color you chose around his length.

you could be sucking on a lollipop, scrolling on your phone n paying him no mind but all of a sudden his large hand swipes you phone n tosses it on the couch, taking the lollipop from you to tease your mouth with it, groaning deeply when you peer up at him before taking the sucker in your mouth, circling it with your tongue n making a show of moaning for him.

even worse if it’s a particularly hot day n you decide to treat yourself with a popsicle. leehan’s clenching his fists n jaw, afraid that if he relaxes he’ll end up drooling on himself at the sight. you’re such a tease, he thinks; hollowing your cheeks and moaning in delight at the sweet flavor, the heat causing it to melt faster and sticky juices make a mess of your fingers but your sweet himbo’s so quick to clean them up, grasping your wrist n using his tongue to lick them. god forbid the treat dribbles from your mouth and down your chin because leehan’s gaze is locked on you, watching how your tongue darts out to clean it up n he nearly blows his load picturing you on your knees and savoring his cum just like that.

#♡.signed. sealed. delivered. #♡.the honeypot #uhhhh i dont know what happened i blacked out #currently sitting outside. needed to touch grass… this is. um #not proofing this guys sorry my phone is on 15% and im in the woods 🤧 #boynextdoor #leehan #boynextdoor x reader #boynextdoor smut #leehan x reader #leehan smut #💌.oral #💌.spit

[synthshenanigans]

Here's the full colored art of @breadhalfburnt's heart design!

Might've went too ham on the purple lol

His design is real pretty n cool; I wanted to draw it sooner honestly

Alt colored versions below v

#i cant decide what one i like more im bad with color augh #i love this design sm tho #if you dont follow them you should. it makes real neat art #also really love his Mind design too #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj heart #I simultaneously really like it but also hate it #idk maybe cos ive looked at it for so long #i really hope it looks good lol #moss queue #also this was made a bit before so the others will take some time #life stuff + jashtober is gonna take a lot of time #-atlas art-

[clowningaroundmars]

page full o' hobies 🎸

top pose inspired by @spectra-bear

process pics under da cut ↓

#mine #spiderverse #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #well YEEHAW im finally finished with this #after 3 trips to the craft and dollar store to buy stuff i needed #this page is FINALLY done good lord #its been... 3 weeks? since i 1st started this? #needless to say im sick of looking at this thing #im simultaneously kinda scared to post this bc im not 100% happy with it #but at the same time im like… so ready to just post this thang and be DONE with it #never lookin at this again jfc im sick of it #i love hobie dont get me wrong and i love drawing his face #but geeze louise #me doodling this while crying: hobie hates consistency hobie hates consistency hobie hates consistency hobie hATES CONSISTENCY 😭😭😭 #thats my excuse for not really uhhh getting his face down 100% #also god yeah i didnt get his skin nearly as dark as i wanted cuz uhhhh #ya boi was workin with shitty dollar store crayons #im ngl i kinda.... miss my alcohol markers :/ but whatever ig i did what i could lol

[napping-sapphic]

Honestly so good that I’m too shy to talk to people because I’m like 80% sure my impulsive ass would just ask strangers if they wanted to try to fall in love just to see if we could

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #i spend SO much time wondering if i could actually fall in love with people if i deliberately tried to #because tbh sometimes i think i could #and i just don’t like how complicated it all is #like sometimes i just wanna go hey lets just date and see what happens #skip all the rest of it #but you gotta keep safety first for one #and also i think most people Do Not Want To Do That #idk it’s 4 am #and i feel absolutely AWFUL #and SO antsy right now oh my god #i hate being simultaneously antsy anxious AND tired at once it feels so nasty #so i don’t really know if the tags make sense #the post should i drafted it a while ago #but was like maybe that’s weird and didn’t post it #BUT i keep feeling it soooo #here you go #sorry it’s 4 am im a mess #ignore me #and my tags #idk what i said pls take it as nonsense <3 #im gay and i like sleeping

[star-scrambled]

hey this goes without saying but unironically dni if you hate paani octonauts. like actually.

#i don’t usually do things like this buuuuut the way people talk about him sometimes is. weird. and i don’t like it #i’m at least happy to know that most people who dislike him keep that stuff in private circles and not tagged in public #but honestly still. at this point i’m blocking because all of you act the same #also there’s a difference between ‘he’s not my fav personally’ and ‘i want him to die he deserves it’ #you just hate to see a silly monkey man living his best life!!!!!! #also the argument most times is that he’s a kwazii replacement #and yeah i mainly understood that because of the way A&B S1 was #but if you still believe that and blame it on him as a character and STILL like my kwazini art. I just don’t like you! #that’s all sorry for ranting I just can’t do this anymore #you can have your opinions but personally the paani hate gets gross and weird really fast and i’m sick of seeing it #yall don’t deserve my art of him if you simultaneously wish the worst on him

[genderfcker]

hyperspecific thing but pov: u just realized the reason u were so obsessed with the dresden files ur junior year of high school was because u had mad gender envy for harry dresden

#me @ the age of 16: i do not know what a black duster is. but i do know i want it #like i HATED him as a person but also thought he was simultaneously the coolest person ever #but it really because i wanted to solve supernatural crimes and meet cool magic ladies while wearing cool coats #harry dresden #dresden files

[maryoliverdotcom]

thinking about how i love murakami’s writing & narrative style, the way he subtly catches the reader’s attention etc etc & and at the same time despise the way he writes women & sex scenes. thinking about how i’m starting to appreciate him while hating the misogyny in his writing, & simultaneously recognising how his culture & upbringing played a major role in forming his misogynistic views & also understanding that he's a man before he's a writer &c &c........

#i have a lot of Thoughts about murakami & his writing #he loves kawakami's feminist works but then again......the way he describes women & their bodies....& also the bland sex scenes....... #the way his limited knowledge (or lack thereof) of female anatomy really shines through....... #but then again. he's rich. famous. the most celebrated writer of japan. brought up amidst the japanese patriarchal society #& hugely male-centric culture. i get why he is the way he is (like 90% of the japanese male population -- not only japanese #-- one could say global population -- except he has a remarkable imagination & a somewhat different approach to the mundane) #so i don't really. side w either those who hate murakami or are obsessed w him. #i love & enjoy his work while simultaneously retaining the ability to recognise & call him out on his misogyny. #<- one reason why i respect & admire makeo kawakami #one should read her interview w murakami where she calls him out on his misogyny & murakami tries to deflect her (valid) points #on a lighter note though. “her breasts breasted breastily” is a phrase i was genuinely prepared to read in a murakami novel & #was surprised when i was unable to find it #anyway. needed to get this out of my system because damn i have some mixed feelings abt this man

[tweetsongs]

the thing about yoojin and hyunjae is that they might be the only ones in the world that understand each other on the level they do so they’re kind of obsessed with each other but also kind of resent each other and every time they talk it’s like they’re sharing one braincell but like, in the brain of someone working through a lot of self-hatred. they’re the pinnacle of ‘it’s rotten work. especially to me especially if it’s you. i’ll fucking do it but christ alive’

#i think the reason they work so well for me is that they're both SO awful but on a level only the other understands #esp yoojin who tends to be doted upon by everyone else. hyunjae is really the only one who's wholly like oh christ alive this one is a freak #which i think is relieving to yoojin on some level bc he does kinda want someone who thinks hes fucked up #bc of how much guilt he carries around #and while hyunjae DOES think hes a freak he's also like. wholeheartedly enthusiastic abt it #like that's what he Likes abt yoojin! #& yoojin is simultaneously terrified & resentful of someone loving a part of him that he hates #& drawn to the fact that someone does see that part of him #anyways ill stop my jinjae manifesto I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR #sctir #the s-classes that i raised

[rotisseries]

THAT’S SO COOL????? I’m not into video games but GOD they reincarnate and are in love every time??? princess and knight??? also I’ve been wanting to say this for ages but link is sooooo gender. you get it

so. they are in love in the sense that nintendo is queerbaiting me. queerbaiting me with a "straight" couple (they are lesbians). they are not canon they kissed only in the second ever zelda game when there was only the barest story and they were nothing more than pixel sprites and they have not been canon since. and because every game is technically a different link and a different zelda, each individual game varies on how shippable they actually are? like, I'm not very far through twilight princess yet but I've heard they're pretty much just coworkers in that one. the three latest mainline games though, they're like. they're pretty much canon in all but name like you could say it's platonic but like at that point you are running on loads of denial. the three latest mainline games are skyward sword, which is the first link and zelda, the start of the cycle. the plot ENTIRELY revolves around how much link loves zelda. cause they're best friends, hyrule as a kingdom doesn't even exist yet (they live on an island in the sky) she falls to earth and is running around having to discover that she's a reincarnated goddess (that's a whole angst factor btw bc the goddess (hylia) had to fight demise and she won but knew it was temporary and knew demise would have to be defeated again, and that he would need to be defeated with the power of the triforce, which can only be wielded by humans, so she decided basically that she'd need a loyal human knight, and so she reincarnated into a human girl because a girl is loved in the way a goddess isn't and she knew someone would love a human girl enough to save her WHICH HAPPENS so basically zelda gets to have an identity crisis was she just dragging link towards this destiny the whole time? did she truly love him? did he truly love her? are they puppets in this grand plan? "I'm still your zelda" she says to him, but is she??? drives me nuts) and he, ever loyal, keeps running after her to save her again and again and again (link is so dog coded there's a great botw fic about this), and then they defeat demise and he curses them and link is just some guy who went through ALL THIS SHIT cause he LOVED zelda. what if you were in love with your best friend and it cursed you and your descendants for the rest of time this is so francesca by hozier I'd tell them put me back in it I'd go through it again if i could hold you for a minute. and then the next two mainline games are breath of the wild and tears of the kingdom and breath of the wild involves an amnesia plot so you basically watch link fall in love with zelda a second time and then in tears of the kingdom they are. common law married. they share a house. there's only one bed. do NOT get me FUCKING STARTED on the hateno house. and nintendo still plays FUCKING COY zelda's english va has to be like "they... have a really close bond...." this is how I know they're queer you wouldn't do this with straight people. and then people also ship ocarina of time (most popular and well known game of the series most praised for its story) zelink a lot but that's an older game I haven't played yet so I can't speak on them. zelda is so transmasc in that one though this I know. I talk about link being genderqueer a fair amount and everyone on this internet knows link is trans but trust. zelink is t4t

#also I love that you said “princess and knight” like it's another awesome factor about them cause yes so true #but so many people are like “UGH the princess and knight trope🙄” LIKE YOU DON'T GET IT!!! IT'S ABOUT DEVOTION!!! #tbf the zelda plot is always that you have to save zelda and nintendo won't break out of this winning formula #so I suppose for a lot of people it just feels sexist and tired and whatnot #but I've played only the latest games so I'm able to look past it cause zelda manages to still be a really good character from the sideline #also. they're literally in love. um. why do you hate true love and soulmates #anyway TECHNICALLY they're not in love every time. cause. as I said. twilight princess #(also there's some zelda games that don't follow the standard plot (such as link's awakening which I've played its SO GOOD btw) #so there isn't. a zelda and ganon. so obviously no zelink there) #but whether or not they're actually romantically involved I do think it's critical that they are SO SO SO SO IMPORTANT to each other #in which case if they are genuinely just coworkers in twilight princess I do think that's a failing of twilight princess #ask #witch-of-aiaia #hi aiaia! #also. fun detail here. link is a silent protag and they tend to make him a bit of a blank slate in the games #so when I say zelink is in love I am simultaneously working with the bare ass minimum in regards to link #and yet also so so so much cause of the everything he does for her #zelda being a reincarnated goddess/from the line of a reincarnated goddess is so crazy insane to me btw #she's links patron goddess he's her ever loyal servant they're UGHHHHHH #I could talk forever about them. evidently. they're so important to me. only couple I've written fic for

[micamicster]

it only took 12 interviews i guess for somebody to bring up 9/11 to me

#longer than I expected! I appreciate that. I guess. #anyway we should make a rule where these people don’t get to speak about 9/11 anymore. ive heard enough from White Man From Carolina. stop #there are actually other things you can speak about to a person from nyc. hard to believe but it’s true! #it didn’t happen to him it happened to me! and I know better! I know better! #one of the most insane things about the culture surround 9/11 is that it is simultaneously #valorized in this histrionic performance of grief (for propaganda purposes) #and also like. not treated as a real thing that happened to people. like as if it was a news-only event #it exists in the white american consciousness SOLELY as a rhetorical device. an excuse for islamaphobia hate and violence. war propaganda. #but not as the worst day of my childhood. not as an incredibly tacky topic to introduce in a 20 minute interview with a relative stranger #it only exists on tv. just like all of the monstrous wars we used it as an excuse to start! #who was it who wrote… im thinking of a passage I read about our wars in Afghanistan and Iraq #where the author said because of their distance and the lack of impact on american day to day life the american people experienced them #primarily as a media event #that’s how it always goes I guess! so it fucking goes #I really should know better than to post this but i needed to vent. vent what a stupid word.

[pochapal]

who in umineko would read/know what homestuck is? I’ll bypass the low hanging fruit that is maria and say george is a hidden homestuck stan

george knows what homestuck is but he's one of those "the story was only good from acts 1 to 4, the epilogues killed the series" guys. i don't necessarily think anyone in umineko has read homestuck but i think someone should introduce kanon to homestuck i think it would do something demented to his brain (positive).

#nauseating-nostalgia #dave strider and june egbert would give kanon an identity crisis in two simultaneous contradictory ways #i also think he would show shannon jade harley #and shannon would go 'wow i really resonate with this lonely girl who is tormented by the horror of an uncaring universe :)' #and not think deeply on the implications of that one #i also think rokkenjima vriscourse would be funny #mostly because battler as the resident women respecter would be honor bound to defend vriska #even when it's like mid act 5 vriska where only like half a percent of readers are capable of empathy for her #'well if you spin the chessboard around hating vriska is what scratch WANTS you to do so checkmate' #(he has not read homestuck and still has this opinion anyway)

[toytulini]

you know that joke thats like cw: this game contains scenes?

tfw you have an oc that is just. he just Is a content warning at this point

#toy txt post #i try to be somewhat specific and ill be fucked if he ever gets out to a wider audience who doesnt have any context for #cw headloose but like i really. he really is just. like #his cws always contain so many question marks as i try to figure out how to categorize and quantify his particular brand of fucked up #its very funny but also. save me #its literally always just like. idk. ig gore? hes an oc that cant be killed and he can shapeshift and reconstitute his body as needed #but gore doesnt feel quite right for like. he wants to be turned into a literal pulp and then his body does some horror shit cos hes #fully sentient while thats happening and its turning him on. i wont. go into more detail than that here. theres something deeply wrong with #him. i hate him (lying) hes so fun. until its deeply cursed. inflicting psychic damage on the entire group chat and also myself #some of u would love whatever the fuck he's got going on probably #but alas i cant share him too candidly. sorry. even if censorship wasnt an issue. thats Scary #if i ever make a comic or book or whatever of the oc universe hes from ill have to print zines of it at home myself and hand deliver it to #members of the groupchat in person cos i aint sending him thru the mail #simultaneously oh its not that bad but also more fucked up than u could imagine or whatever idk #idk hes having fun. im suffering for my art.

[starsandthorn]

so no furina story quest 2 :((

#personal stuff #delete later #AUUUGH. #i guess since she isn't technically an archon she'll get one at the same time as everyone else. but no neuvillette quest either?? #we don't get to dive deeper into the previous hydro archon or anything? #no spices from the west either... what's the point of this update even #kidding. dainsleif quest at last. oh my god #looked like remuria during the trailer? #also i am simultaneously getting immernachtreich and hexenzirkel vibes from certain places in the trailer. hmm #SPOTTED ALBEDO'S FLOWER ON THE STAINED GLASS #OHHH SHIT. SIBLINGS. HOORAY [afraid] #okay i thought we would go back to remuria for the dain quest but it DOES make more sense to go back to sumeru with its links to khaenri'ah #oh my god the eng pronunciations of these names are killing me. i have never heard them said like this before <//3 #but yea sigewinne and clorinde look nice :] #sethos!!!! #love him. #he's traveling!! visiting sumeru city!!! #interesting to me that he was a spear user in the story quest but now he uses a bow #hermanubis took my polearm proficiency can't have shit in the temple of silence #was kind of hoping we'd at least get the polearm he used to flesh out that weapon set #aww the animation looks nice. kind of hate that they're leaning so far into the ''aether as the mc'' thing but whatever. it's fine #SECRET ROOM IN THE MONDSTADT LIBRARY. HEXENZIRKEL DESIGN DETAILS. LET'S GOO #OH IT'S PERMANENT? WOOO #i don't even care abt the rewards for the most part i'm more excited by the hexenzirkel implications and getting to go to mondstadt #natlan teaser wooo. i'm not. super excited about any kind of mount system i'll be 100% honest #maybe i'll change my mind on release but like. i did not love the sorush system #i enjoy exploring as Me and My Characters. idk #i really hope we at least get gourmet supremos. christ. we didn't see them at all in fontaine

[lord-squiggletits]

The hard thing about liking Getaway as a character is that people are like "why are you mad people hate him, he's literally evil in the text" and it's like. Yeah I get that and I ENJOYED the way he was shown in MTMTE, the problem is that in LL his character got hit with villain degradation/idiot ball and so my beef with his portrayal is that I think it's shitty and underwhelming writing.

But like, it's really hard to debate about that because canon is the basis of the entire analysis, and if your contention of canon is basically "he would not fucking say/do that" then that means a near-complete rejection of canon in favor of headcanon and you can't really "debate" personal opinions in that way.

Anyways, LL Getaway sucked and the most charitable interpretation one could have of how he was written is that he was a victim of JRO needing to wrap up a billion plotlines at once and getting shafted because the mutiny plotline had to resolve really fast. Which is a flaw of LL and a bunch of its characters/plots in general, not me being an "apologist."

#squiggposting #i am a bit salty about it still lol #getaway literally went from a delightfully evil bastard to like #the most dumb motherfucker who's also simultaneously THE MOST EVIL EVAR #also hot take but i'm gonna say it #part of the reason getaway gets a comical amount of hate even from 'villain enjoyers' #is literally just bc he was mean to poor sweet cinnamon roll TG and got in the way of c y ga/te #shippers will be assholes to any character who is mean to their faves or breaks up their chosen OTP #but also. ll getaway just sucked and was boring and underwhelming and contrived #you can make someone evil but at least make him interesting and smart ffs like goodness lmao #also no offense bc people are gonna be like 'the point of the story isn't karmic justice for everyone' #but it's still kinda rich that ppl are fine with meg being on the LL but god help you if your name is getaway #have fun getting hit with the idiot ball by the writer. who also made M a sad uwu little man #negativity #i'm salty lol might look back at this and cringe but maybe not #it's just a problem with LL in general that everything is so rushed #and that JRO has always had certain problems with writing protagonist centered morality at least a little bit #like idk the vibes i was getting of 'getaway is literally THE WORST EVER and EVIL and STUPID and DELUSIONAL' #as i read were really weird and intrusive and uncomfortable