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writinginsunlitcorners · 2 years

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Random LOTR thought of the day.

I love the LOTR movie trilogy with all my heart. But man there are two things, two, that genuinely tick me off. (1) That stupid scene in The Return of the King when Frod sends Sam away. In case you are just a movie fan who doesn’t know better; Frodo never sent Sam away in the book. Its very out of character. Its also OOC for Sam to leave. In the book they both enter the caves and both get attacked by Shelob. At some point Gollum corners Sam while Shelob is attacking and Sam is forced to fight for his life while Frodo is pursued by Shelob. They get separated here and by the time Sam finds Frodo it is too late.

I don’t understand why Peter Jackson didn’t just tweak this situtation to fit his narrative. Why do you have to fabricate a weird fight scene to split up the hobbits when they LITERALLY get split up in the caves later on? I know it’s a movie and you can’t do a scene exactly the same because some stuff doesn’t translate well - but it can be similar can’t it??? Just work with the timeline so it flows better with how the events play out in the movie! Like, if they wanted Frodo to face Shelob alone just make Gollum attack Sam sooner, somewhere in the maze of dark caves where Frodo wouldn't be able to see what happened. For example, Frodo could be moving forward doggedly with Sam behind him protectively, sword drawn. Sam hears a noise under his feet and stoops down to investigate. He discovers some bones in webs. Sam sits up to warn Frodo (who didn’t realize Sam stopped and is now a few paces forward) and Gollum silently jumps on Sam’s back and attacks him, slamming his head on a rock and dropping him into a mess of dark webs. Frodo, unaware of what has happened, tries to call out for Sam and begins to frantically search. Maybe he stumbles on a bit of gunk and falls down a slimy slope in Shelob’s lair. He lays, listening. He hears Smeagol laughing. “Not coming back, precious, noooo. The fat-one can’t come back can he?” So now, Frodo is alone and can only conclude Gollum has betrayed them and taken Sam out. This still allows for Frodo to be alone in the caves full of guilt because he would feel responsible for trusting Gollum and getting Sam killed. It would also help Sam's emotional devastation when he realizes he's been overpowered and is too late to save his friend. (of course you could rearrange some of the movie beats. You could change the beginning; Make Frodo to pass out from the sheer weight of the ring, and have Sam rush to comfort him. This gives Smeagol a chance to wack Sam and toss him down one of Shelob’s many tunnels. Then Frodo could wake up alone. Again this is a vague idea so the actual rubriks may need work)

ANYWAY. In this format you can still get Frodo wandering alone, Frodo seeing Galadriel in the caves, Frodo being attacked by Shelob from behind, and Sam’s epic entrance at a pivotal moment. PJ, I don’t understand why you thought a nonsensical falling-out was a more emotional or dramatic scene than Sam and Frodo getting separated by forces out of their control; failing not because they were disloyal, but because they were betrayed.

(2) Faramir’s characterization in the Two Towers. What the heck??? I do not understand why PJ thought we need to assassinate this poor man’s personality so we could put yet another power-hungry man in Frodo’s path.

So, the Hobbits need to go to Osgiliath. OK? How about instead of Faramir being like “Ah yis, let’s take the super evil ring to my jerk-of-a-dad,” we give him another motivation. I have two ideas off the top of my head.

a) In the book Faramir does not know exactly what “Isildur’s bane” is, no one in Gondor does. I am going to keep that plotline in tact. When Faramir finds out Sam and Frodo set out from Rivendell, he wonders if they have Isildur’s Bane, if other members of the fellowship have it, or if these two have abandoned the company for their own goals. Frodo and Sam are secretive once Frodo finds out Faramir is Boromir’s brother, and Frodo warns Sam not to say anything about the Ring or the quest. Because of their silence, Faramir doesn’t know what to think of Frodo and Sam, especially after he meets Gollum. When he questions Gollum he learns Gollum came from Morder and is leading Sam and Frodo there. Now, Faramir doesn’t know Mordor is the one place on earth the ring can be destroyed, and he knows very little of the Ring in general. What he does know is Frodo, Sam and Gollum are suspicious characters on their way to enemy territory, perhaps with a dangerous weapon. They have refused to give him any details about the fate of the Fellowship. For all he knows, these people are spies of Sauron. When he hears Osgiliath is under attacks he brings the hobbits not because he wants power or glory, but because his life is forfeit if he releases to foreigners without proper examination by the Steward of Gondor.

It is in Osgiliath when Frodo breaks down and tells Faramir what’s going on. Maybe a Black Rider attacks (kinda like in the actual movie) and Faramir saves Frodo and Sam, or maybe it’s just some orc or wild man. The point is, Faramir sees the Ring and is tempted but doesn’t make a move to claim it for his own. The hobbits now feel that can trust Faramir and tell him everything. Faramir lets the hobbits go without an examination. He knows he could technically be killed but he does it anyway because he trusts that Sam and Frodo are honest, and things play out pretty much the Sam as they do in the actual movie. But maybe with less Faramir choking out Gollum.

b) Faramir finds out Frodo and Sam have the Ring when he questions Gollum. However, instead of Faramir being like “MWAHAHAAHA I’ve got you nooooow!” He offers the Hobbits protection. He tells them there are secret underground tunnels beneath Osgiliath that lead out of the city and away from Gondor. (maybe they were made by men of Numenor as a way of sneaking in an out of the country in the early days when Morgoth still roamed or something like that.) He explains that Sauron’s forces are crawling all over the countryside right now, and the Wild men are not to be trifled with. If Frodo and Sam travel with the Rangers they will have protection from Sauron’s men all the way to Osgiliath, and from there they can go underground for miles before resurfacing in somewhat safer lands.

Both of these options are better than that cold, distant Fakeamir and both would flow better into The Return of the King’s version of Faramir which is much more faithful to the book than Two Towers is.

Don’t get me wrong, I still love the LOTR films and I love a lot of the Faramir content we have. The scene where he sees Boromir’s boat? So Sad! The scene with him and Pippin? Adorable! the fanservice moment where he meets Eowyn and they hold hands? Beautiful!! The script does a lot of stuff right! Unfortunately it also did a few things wrong. Faramir’s OOC moments in TTT don’t ruin the movie or trilogy for me, but they never fail to rile me up. (However, at least with Faramir I kind of understand why, from a film perspective, they would make some changes - even though I really disagree with their decision. With Shelob absent from the middle movie we need an emotional low for Frodo and Sam - voila , the Osgiliath scene. We need them in Osgiliath - voila! Faramir takes them there. Now we get to see more of a journey for Faramir before he rejects the ring. Perfect! Again I disagree with the change and think there are better ways to add an emotional low but I see why the powers that be thought it would be a good idea. BUT FRODO SENDING SAM AWAY?? SAM LEAVING FRODO?? HUH?????)

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geek-gem · 5 years

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Why I'm not taking the criticisms of Godzilla KOTM 2019 seriously?

It's because for some reasons I learned that some folks may not know what they want. Yet it's also because they complained about this with the last two movies.

Just a heads up I just got done with the tags after writing all of this. I'm sorry if I sound ignorant or just mean. Just a warning if I sound like that.

I'm sorry if I sound ignorant in this post but I just wanna make this now. So you've seen the Rotten Tomatoes score or heard of it. I'm on the website it's 40% with the critics and 86% with audiences. I just took out the screen but yeah it's that. Again like I say a lot make your own opinion when you see a movie. Because Rotten Tomatoes is an aggregate but also there's other reasons why I'm not taking this seriously. It's not just RT ether.

The reason I am not taking it seriously again was the complaint of the humans thing. Just like everyone like I'm with everyone going what the fuck at the critics complaining about too much monster fights and not focusing on the humans much. Because we were are so ready for the Kaiju/Titan fights.

But also these were the same critics and other people who fucking complained about Godzilla 2014 and Kong Skull Island. Especially on the stuff about the human characters.

I'll be honest it's been years since I've seen Godzilla 2014 I like the film. But seeing the final fight last night on YouTube and thinking about the film. It's not my favorite Godzilla film. I appreciate the film getting the Godzilla franchise in the lime light for American audiences again after the 1998 film.

While I don't hate Ford Brody(played by Aaron Taylor Johnson) yet when I look back at him. I understand and I remember reading this on a wiki about the thing soldiers gonna keep their emotions in check. Even if he was played by Aaron Paul(Breaking Bad reference because lots of people like Up From The Depths said they were expecting Heisenberg vs Godzilla I don't blame them), I feel Ford could of been written better. Especially the whole dynamic with his family.

Again it's been years since I've seen Godzilla 2014, maybe the next time I watch it. I might enjoy it more. Maybe I might like some things I didn't see the first time.

With Kong Skull Island I feel was an improvement. With more interesting characters and the films tone as well.

But I'll be honest I fucking despise hearing comparisons to Bayformers. Because I'm gonna sound ridiculous you don't know the shit me and other Transformers fans have went through with those films. I never saw the 5th in theaters anyway.

I never finished Jeremy Jahns review, I never finished Chris Stuckmann's review I think. It's been two years since those were released. Especially during a video with Chris Stuckmann and Flickpick I think about fans, Chris didn't seem to not like Kong Skull Island a lot. Yet I should understand people want more from a movie.

Now we have Godzilla King Of The Monsters 2019, it's fucking awesome, and we have people bitching about the human characters and they're wasn't more focused on them.

You see what I'm seeing. Listen I'll admit when I look back at the film. There are a lot of human characters, some get shorter roles I'll admit. But I liked the cast.

In fact like I said I feel KOTM 2019 is my favorite of the Monsterverse. While the story is more simple, there is some development but it's not a whole lot. But I really enjoyed Kyle Chandler's performance as Mark Russell and even his development as well. I loved Vera Farmiga as Emma Russell, I loved seeing Ken Watanabe returned as Ishiro Serizawa, and I liked some of the other characters too. Especially Millie Bobby Brown as Madison Russell and I have never seen Stranger Things despite I've heard the praise. She surprised me or something.

Honestly I think everyone did a good job with what they had. I do feel some had their roles shorter than others. Such as O'Shea Jackson Jr's role.

But I feel when I think about it the film had a balance. With Titans and humans, I admit I was looking forward to Ghidorah and the other Titans too. But I didn't mind the human cast and I don't mind seeing a lot of them come back. I felt invested which may sound ridiculous. Such as characters like Chen, Rick, Sam, and whoever else.

Yeah we are gonna get some new characters in Godzilla Vs Kong but some of the KOTM 2019's cast will be there too and I'm freakin happy. Because it's years of build up to this match between Godzilla and Kong and I'm glad we have some familiar faces in the movie.

I'm gonna sound hypocritical but I didn't mind Ford. I feel his story is done. Besides people would probably bitch about him coming back. But also unless Johnson is still doing this he does this one movie once a year because he wants to be with his family.

But again I liked the humans in KOTM 2019. I'm excited for Godzilla Vs Kong. Whether it be the last film in the Monsterverse God I hope not, or it's a awesome film setting the next stage.

I'll admit I hope Adam Wingard(the director of Godzilla Vs Kong) makes a better and even more awesome movie. One that satisfies fans like me and other fans and others who weren't satisfied with the last film. Especially what I read of what he said about the film and him wanting people to take it seriously. It's on Wikipedia I checked back on it.

Ether way I really did like KOTM 2019. While I understand the criticisms and I should understand why people are critical. Off topic thing I'm just fucking sick of the MCU getting all this fucking praise.

While I appreciate things the MCU has done. I'm fucking tired of it having such an effect on the industry where I wonder if it's the reason why certain films aren't exploding at the box office. I just want that universe to take a year break but they aren't gonna.

Sorry I ranted right there. I wanted to get that off my chest.

Anyway again excited for Godzilla Vs Kong, hopefully we get more of the Monsterverse.

#godzilla vs kong #godzilla king of the monsters #godzilla 2014 #godzilla #kong skull island #monsterverse

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chiyohlecter · 6 years

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soooooo i watched tlj last night and got home really late and felt more like sleeping rather than posting about it on here. basically here’s my thoughts:

watch the jeremy jahns spoiler review here i agree with everything he says basically

but i will break it down a little:

- poe in the beginning was ooc with the blowing up the thing, but after that he was 100% right, why the fuck didn’t purple-admiral tell everyone about her plan???? like literally when leia told poe, he was like “oh, ok good”, but when he thought there was no plan, he acted on his own to try and save everyone??? anyway yeah he was right, i love my gay son

- the finn and rose stuff. ah, i love both of those characters and i can see the bare bones of what they were trying to, but god did the execution not work. finn was made the butt of a joke at every opportunity and that was hard to watch since he was my fav new character in tfa (and dare i say the best performance) and them being made to kneel before hux and finn getting slapped was just disgusting. and rose kissing finn at the end was just??? ok w/e

- on leia, my favourite character growing up. once again she was barely in the movie, she was in a coma for most of it and aside from her reunion with luke there was nothing interesting. like her trick with flying was kinda cool, i guess, but it looked super weird, but i was fighting back tears when she was like “i know what you wanna say, my hair looks different“ (i am probably paraphrasing here, since the version accessible to me was a shitty dub)

- on luke. oh boy. first of all, him milking that sea-monster and guzzling it up will haunt my dreams, so jot that down. as i said i liked his reunion with leia. another moment i really liked was when he saw r2 and r2 showed him the recording of leia from a new hope. his opinion on the jedi was like totally right. his little astral projection trick was pretty slick. BUT do these people seriously expect me to believe that luke “i will not fight you, father“ skywalker was totally ready to murder his nephew (who at that point hasn’t even done anything bad, mind you i’m not stanning kilowatt ronald mcdonald here and i wish he died, but at that point luke would never have done that). another bad moment: luke just throwing away the lightsaber. i get why he did it, it just seemed so stupid inserting a comedic moment into something that should have been serious. like if he just didn’t take it and walked right past rey i would have been like ok cool, but he was just like “this bitch empty, yeet“. that being said i was probably the only person in the theater who actually laughed when he trolled rey with that blade of grass or w/e, so guess i just don’t have a good sense of humour or smth

- on that yoda cameo. listen the prequels ruined yoda for me. when i was a tiny child watching the original trilogy i loved him. but at this point even rewatching the ot i can’t tell if i only hate him because of the prequels or if he’s actually bad and tiny-me liked him because i thought he was cute. so anyways not a big fan of yoda, but when he called luke “young skywalker“ (i mean he did in the dub at least) i was like awww, but other than that, getting the most jedi-est jedi to burn down that tree... it should have 100% been anakin or obi wan

- on rey. wow did i not like that stuff. it felt like the whole thing was just to achieve rey and crylo teaming up in that fight. and honestly everyone is really impressed with that fight and i’m like eh, it was okay. like i liked the tfa lightsaber battle in the snow much more tbh. anyway they just didn't give her character anything really, it was all connected to kylie renner. like that scene with the infinite reys made absolutely no fucking sense whatsoever, i guess she had the one moment at the end with lifting the rocks (which was some shitty cgi btw), i just didn’t feel it, at all. and the whole thing where they set up ooo who are her parents and the answer is just, nobody? like i don’t necessarily have a problem with that, but why the setup then?

- and i guess i’ll have to talk about rylo ken sooner or later, so i’ll do it. he is still a whiny pissbaby and again he was given a chance by rey to do the right thing (as he was by han the last movie) and rejected it, again. so if i see anymore posts about redemption or if it is in episode 9 again i will fucking explode, please just stop it. he is a fucking space nazi, what’s so hard to understand about that???? his shirtless scene literally made me go blind for like 2 minutes, my gay ass didn’t deserve to see that. at least last movie he only took down his stupid mask for a limited amount of time, this movie we had to look at his ugly face the whole movie. and he was in it like a lot. and oh boy was that acting not good. like he had the same fucking expression on his face like the whole time, like srsly emilia clarke got nothing on him. the one good thing he did was force-chocking hoax and throwing him into a wall. oh and i guess killing snoke? i literally could not give a fuck about snoke...

- i guess there’s also phasma and hoax, like they are there, they are evil, there is nothing else to say about that. although i did like that finn got to end phasma and when she called him scum and he said rebel scum that was a great moment and the best one finn had in the movie

- on the porgs: literally why? at least the ewoks played into the plot. these fucked up penguins were just there to look cute, i wish chewie had actually eaten the one he roasted (if for no other reason then to make oscar isaac proud). i think the creatures on canto-bight which finn and rose rode were much cuter, if they wanted to bank on cuteness that’s where they should have went

- one thing i liked: c3po is back bitches. unlike literally everyone i ever met, i love him. and i liked luke winking at him. but: where is his red arm????

- speaking of droids, bb8. is bb8 droid jesus? like is there anything he can’t do??? like he was cute in tfa and all, but in this one he literally did everything. like why isn’t he leading the resistance???? they would win in 10 minutes???? why don’t they just make a thousand bb8s??? the first order would be obliterated instantly.

and i guess that’s it.

#tlj spoilers #star wars

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geek-gem · 5 years

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Legendary's Sonic The Hedgehog Reboot

You know I’m gonna be honest about this. First things first I started the whole synopsis thing last week. This story was basically inspired or I don’t know if I should say based on the fake leaked story info from Reddit about the Sonic movie. https://www.reddit.com/r/SonicTheHedgehog/comments/7e8a15/some_info_about_the_upcoming_sonic_film/ Which is still old news. But also something I would of preferred over the Sonic movie we are getting.

I had trouble thinking of what to make this kind of a special thing. But last night something made me realized about this. Last week when I was on vacation, I was in the background on my phone, and also watched that Hellboy 2019 reboot with my family. To be honest despite the negative reception it had, I didn’t think it was that bad. Yet the film was an overall mess, had too much stuff in it, and was too long. But I feel like in a way a Doom film could be a R rated film something like it but more simple but that’s not the main topic. Before that long ago I watched Weaponized Nerd Rage’s video(A channel I don’t really watch) and last night I was watching and listening to it. It was mainly a comment under that video that made me realize what I was doing with this fan fiction stuff.

Basically this comment mentioned the Hellboy 2019 reboot as a, “bad fanboy dream come true” where that movie took 20 years worth of Hellboy’s comic history and shoved it into one 2 hour movie. Including this morning not long ago, I was listening to the review. With that same comment giving a example of imagine if the first Harry Potter movie wasn’t a direct adaption but a mis-mash of the entire collection of books. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDTSQ-IAMrk A person by the username of Anton A. gave that example and one reply talking about the idea of condensed Harry Potter. But also the reviews pretty nice and Weaponized Nerd Rage explains why that film doesn’t work. Or just I agree with him and Jeremy Jahns, who’s review I watched last night.

That’s a weird example to compare Harry Potter with Sonic. But the idea considering I also had my first draft which was more detailed. This is basically a Sonic Adventure adaption but taking liberties by not taking out the stories of Big, Gamma, also Zero from Amy’s story is out too because I never really think of him. But also Knuckles being taken out but with the idea that Chaos did come from the Master Emerald but Knuckles is trying to search for the Master Emerald pieces else where.

So this morning I decided to give the other actors(Deedee, Jennifer, Joe, and Shelby) character names. Because I’m basically done with this, along with the fact I should probably stop doing this. It’s also because this is why I should never write something like this for films or something. Along with the fact why the Sonic movie sounds like how it is. I’ll admit I’m still mixed about how the movie is presented. While I do feel four characters like Sonic, Tails, Amy, and Eggman seem like the perfect sour to start out with. I keep remembering a comment from a fan made movie poster on DeviantArt even saying that, but also it seems to make more sense.

I just would of liked a more serious take but still fun adaption of the Sonic franchise. Something like Rampage 2018, and using a similar style like they did with Detective Pikachu with what they did with the Pokémon. Besides like I said I think it’s best I let this go. I will admit like I said, I’ll be honest if I’m impressed with the movie when it comes out. I’m just disappointed with how it’s looking despite trying to be positive for a long time.

I think I’ve said enough, besides Jim Carrey was right that some fans have this ownership with fans of a franchise. I just think the movie should of been different. Because as a fan for a long time again would of liked to have seen something different that would please not just the younger audiences but also older audiences.

"Prepare to go fast like never before. As Warner Bros and Legendary Pictures present an action filled adventure based upon the iconic Sonic The Hedgehog franchise.

The world's fastest hedgehog named Sonic(Tom Holland), a GUN soldier named Gary Andrews(Chris Pratt), and both their friends must work together to prevent Dr. Ivo Robotnik (Jeffrey Dean Morgan) from getting all of the Chaos Emeralds to unleash Chaos. An ancient creature that he wants to use to rule the world.

With the world trying to understand what's going on. Sonic, Gary, and their friends old and new must risk their lives not only to stop a global catastrophe from happening, but to also understand what is the reason behind Chaos and his anger, and to protect each other from the threats they face”.

List Of Characters.

Sonic The Hedgehog. Voiced by Tom Holland. A 21 year old blue hedgehog.

Dr. Ivo Robotnik. Played by Jeffrey Dean Morgan. A 53 year old scientist with a IQ of 300.

Miles Tails Prower. Voiced by Noah Schnapp. A 14 year old tailed fox.

Amy Rose. Voiced by Hailee Steinfeld. A 18 year old pink hedgehog.

Gary Andrews. Played by Chris Pratt. A 31 year old GUN sergeant.

Tikal The Echidna. Voiced by Auli’i Cravalho. A 20 year old echidna, princess of the ancient echidna tribe.

Abraham Westbrook The GUN Commander. Played by Idris Elba. The 53 year old commander of the Guardians Of United Nations.

Chaos. The God Of Destruction.

Rouge The Bat. Voiced by Lisa Hannigan. A 24 year old bat that works for GUN.

Miranda. Played by Deedee Magno Hall. A archaeologist studying the remains of the ancient echidna civilization. Living on South Island.

Emma. Played by Jennifer Paz. A resident of South Island.

Derek Sanderson. Played by Joe Manganiello. A 41 year old GUN lieutenant. Including being one of the best GUN soldiers in the ranks, and Gary’s rival.

Lori Andrews. Played by Shelby Rabara. Gary’s younger sister.

#sonic the hedgehog #sonic movie #sonic movie positivity #Dr. Eggman #Dr. Ivo Robotnik #miles tails prower #amy rose #tikal the echidna #chaos #rouge the bat

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geek-gem · 7 years

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Spider-Man Homecoming Review

Well so I’m done with the shower. I mean I really wanna talk about this. Also gonna get Google up so I can look at the Wikipedia page for the movie. Mainly so I can spell the actors names right.

Alright got that just so I’m not gonna reveal any spoilers but I wanna mention parts yet…I’ll talk about them just in a way. Including this is my first viewing. I wanna try to see the movie a 2nd time cause I see a Spider-Man movie 2 times. The only one I haven’t seen in theaters was Spider-Man 2 I was young and some shit man. Including I can get a bit more of a understanding.

Yet the first time just seeing the film and studying it.

The last post and this is my intro for this. This is maybe my favorite Spider-Man film. This is just a personal opinion yet okay it depends its been a long time since seeing the first and second Sam Rami film.

Yet also just as a film I liked this a shit ton, this is also maybe my favorite MCU film I think yet…this is my first time I just seem so hyped up or excited just happy even if I’m not smiling also wearing my just kill it shirt like my last review no it doesn’t suck oh head.

Sorry I need to mention. I’m a Spider-Man fanboy. Whether that’s good or bad. I wanna talk about my experience with the whole thing of Spider-Man being in the MCU now also some short thoughts on the MCU.

Random thing gonna say saw the Black Panther trailer and Justice League trailer those were awesome seeing those on screen and that trailer fully of that Jumgji however you spell it a movie Sony is remaking or some shit I don’t know.

Yet really the whole what I call the I dub the Month Of Spider-Man cause of the Sony hack in December 2014. I was one of the many people who wanted Spider-Man to be in the MCU and when the announcement was up also the weeks leading up to it the Spidey Summit I’m amazed and some what stupid I thought it was gonna be something like the Marvel Phase 3 announcement even Armin from Comicbookcast2 joked about people thinking that. The announcement was unbelievable I couldn’t believe it. Along with seeing Peter Parker and also Spider-Man appearing in a MCU film was one of just…the best theater moments of my life man. Because I was so happy I was smiling and my Nana even saw me smiling. Including remembering my excitement from last year. To me this is as big as Batman and Superman being on the big screen together for the first time. Or the idea of a Sonic film in theaters.

Now about the MCU listen I know on Tumblr and other places, it doesn’t always have fans. The MCU isn’t perfect I agree. Yet to me personally I am amazed and grateful for just how this cinematic universe is working and Marvel Studios taking risks with trying to make movies of characters that aren’t known much. Including of how they started this universe. Listen I know Kevin Fiege isn’t the only guy. Yet I respect what this guy has done in fact it gave ideas and inspired other studios to do the same. The DCEU by Warner Bros, Legendary’s Monsterverse, and even Universal’s Dark Universe even if that had a rough start.

Listen I understand what problems people have. Even just what Jeremy Jahns said in his review of Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 not all of them can be gold he said that some what. Yet I’m gonna say some bullshit yet I hope you agree.

Be grateful we aren’t getting pieces of shit like that God damn Fan4stic however people go with it, a film I really don’t wanna see. Or even those God damn Bayformers films by Michael Bay and I’m glad that film is not making much money now I haven’t seen the 5th and don’t want to. Why the fuck isn’t Tumblr attacking those God damn Transformers films no offense or…..fuck those films man. Even Zack Snyder and Warner Bros DCEU is better then that crap even if the Bumblebee movie sounds interesting. I’m saying that cause I like the DCEU despite some problems.

Sorry wanted to get that out of the way.

I should talk about this movie also it’s a review man. Just put the title just saying I became a fan of the MCU cause of Guardians Of The Galaxy and I was like what the fuck almost put tags ha. Yet also that film and I was in some sort of depression shit cause Transformers 4 broke me. I haven’t seen The Avengers or Thor The Dark World but yeah seen most of them man ha…also Guardians Of The Galaxy Vol. 2 haven’t seen it yet cause late night man ha…

Spider-Man Homecoming.

So got done with the intro…I’ll talk about that Spider-Man Dawn Of Avengers shit later man.

I’m gonna say this, one of I think my favorite version of Spider-Man is the Spectacular Spider-Man TV show. It’s such a great TV show and how it handles Spider-Man. I still love it after all these years. Just the way they handle Spider-Man and the characters as a compliment to me that series is like the Batman The Animated Series of Spider-Man cartoons. I’m talking about the 90’s Batman cartoon that people say mainly Nostalgia Critic Doug Walker says is the greatest cartoon of all time and people say their favorite version of Batman is that version.

My favorite version of Spider-Man is the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon seriously man.

What I saw in this movie. It was maybe I feel…this is another one of my favorites

Tom Holland as Peter Parker and Spider-Man I freakin adore him. I might feel a bit weird saying yeah this is basically the live action version of Josh Keaton as Spider-Man who voiced Spider-Man in that cartoon. Or just he’s as great as Josh Keaton with the work he was given.

It’s kind of like the same case people adore Kevin Conroy as Batman and Ben Affleck as one.

Also what’s good this is Spider-Man’s own film it’s not a small part. Which makes it better and I’m talking about his part in Captain America Civil War which they introduced him very well and just it’s great man.

What I like about Tom Holland just he’s great as Josh and some others even Toby Maguire from the Sam Rami films. Also Andrew Garfield was good. Yet over time I’ve thought to myself about The Amazing Spider-Man films the 2012 and 2014 films. Honestly I don’t mind Andrew honestly. Yet some problems I had like he looked too old to be in high school but mainly Sony messing those films up. Listen Sony wanted to keep the rights. While the first film was okay over time it feels kind of lifeless as times I’m sorry to say. Then with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 what Sony did even if I saw that film twice. That is my least favorite Spider-Man film. Their was cool stuff in it. But it’s one of the first their might be others before it but…it’s now one of the first ever since The Avengers was released Studios wanting to make cinematic universes. That film was so much of set up and other shit. Including controlling Marc Webb and Andrew it makes me sad. Along with Andrew was even upset. In a way Sony kind of destroyed Andrew’s of really being Spider-Man and including Andrew is really passionate about the character such as Tom Holland is. It’s honestly a sad case and…the Fan4stic case is worse when you think about it if you wanna look up stuff. Mainly Midnight’s Edge yes random advertising lol man stop oh head.

Yet back to the movie. Tom Holland is great. He’s both great as Peter Parker and Spider-Man he nails both parts. Including just can I say even before this I’m gonna say it theirs these Civil War videos released where Peter is recording events that’s there also just Tom Holland I’ve thought this and I think even said it. He’s adorable seriously he is…he’s one year older then me. He nails those comedic parts and even serious parts.

But okay it’s still about Tom Holland. I wanna talk about the themes or mainly the story. Listen I understand mainly on Tumblr and YouTube people are worried of Iron Man being in this film. I’m gonna confirm this he’s not in there much. Unless he needs to be. Including they use him well and I know Tony Stark can be a douchebag but what the film does.

What the story is basically and I know some or a lot of people are tired of Peter being in high school. Yet the way the story goes is like Jeremy Jahns says its like an coming of age story or something. I don’t wanna spoil much yet the story is basically Peter really wanting to show he can handle stuff on his own. He seriously wants to show others like Happy and Tony that he’s ready. Yet as the film goes he realizes some stuff. Including when facing the main villain and other events. I think the best way to say him learning how to mature more and that he doesn’t need to be at the top yet okay I don’t wanna spoil cause I feel you guys need to see this movie.

Because this movie is basically in a way Peter becoming more of a man. Just it’s told in a way I’m gonna reveal this it’s mostly a comedy seriously. Yet when the serious moments show up I adore them. Because it takes it time just…I love it man.

It seriously has very serious moments. I’m gonna say at some times even one I wanted to cry seriously I want to cry at certain moments cause of great character development. Including I’m such a huge fan of the character. The way they approch Spider-Man in this movie. Theirs even some sweet moments and even one scene not gonna spoil but Peter is by himself it’s I think during the movie yet…okay some what of a spoiler.

He’s talking to his suit. Also his new suit is by Tony Stark and when you see it you’ll know what I mean man.

Including I understand people just want a adult Peter now. Yet the way just…and the whole, “Harry Potter” thing where we see him grow up and people even mention To Story not Tony ha with Andy…Tony Story ha man…not Anthony.

It makes the film more rewarding and the idea that Spider-Man is gonna be Avengers Infinity War, Avengers 4, and a Spider-Man Homecoming sequel. In the next two years. It’s beautiful man that’s kick ass cause we have more Spider-Man to me I’m sorry this is a dream come true. So what I heard from Collidervideos the Homecoming sequel being two months after Avengers 4 holy shit dude ha. So 2018 and 2019 lol…..I wanted to well did make a post about this but was embarrassed it was from last week. When I was gonna get picked up by my friend. This video by Emergency Awesome man ha. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FAdBym7-IPQ

Okay checked the comments in case it was the same video and got back to Wikipedia.

Now let’s talks about Michael Keaton aka the God damn 89 Batman also From Batman Returns ha. So he was another one of my favorite parts.

Yet also he’s maybe one of my favorite Spider-Man villains we have seen in a Spider-Man movie. Along with the Green Goblin from the 2002 film and also Doc Ock from the 2004 film almost left Doc Ock’s actors. Also I don’t care what people say about Green Goblin’s look in the 2002 film he was one of my favorites how that role was handled.

But the way Michael Keaton is handled also even if before this he was rumored to be Norman Osborne but now he’s the Vulture. I’m gonna be honest again he’s one of my favorite parts.

He was menacing when he needed to be. Including you understand what he was doing.

I don’t wanna spoil it yet it’s also part of the story think it yeah relates to Peter’s story as well. The idea of how people have to deal with what happened after the Avengers. How they have to clean up their messes and I haven’t seen the Netflix shows. Yet I heard this from Comicbookcast2 that the Netflix characters hate the Avengers is that right. Or is that just, basically just how he hates how the Avengers don’t have time for them, and they have to deal with the shit they leave behind despite them saving them.

Including I know a lot of Spider-Man’s aren’t that personal to him except ones like Green Goblin, Doc Ock, Venom, Lizard, and maybe Hobgoblin. I’m not the biggest fan of the Vulture yet the way he’s portrayed is just very well done. He’s a damn good villain. Also he’s a person.

In fact some of my favorite scenes just it surprised me this scene I don’t wanna spoil it but this film has a lot of surprises. Yet theirs a scene with Spider-Man and Vulture…it’s just great or good whatever. I feel like it’s something I would come up with. Because it’s honestly clever actually I’m being serious. You’ll see it, just with not spoiling it, a scene with Tom Holland and Michael Keaton said that. It’s like a what the fuck moment and even as it went I’m thinking oh my God is it gonna get to that moment ha man.

Sorry yet I should talk about the other characters.

Let me say I love this cast almost left casting seriously this whole cast I love it a shit ton man. The character of Ned played by let me check his name, Jacob Batalon checked twice. This is maybe one of my favorite additions to this film. That also he’s Peter’s best friend and it’s not Harry Osborne ha seriously they are taking new routes to make themselves different. Also lots of diversity if you love that and I love that too a shit ton man ha seriously not kidding oh head.

But Ned just how him and Peter interact he’s like a comic relief yet he’s just very cool. Honestly how he and Peter interact I don’t know why. He’s just very likable and honestly funny. I’m gonna be professional but just he felt like a very nice addition.

Then we have let me check. Tony Revolori checked three times or some shit he plays Flash the bully who becomes Agent Venom when he’s adult great story shit kick ass dude. I was surprised by the rumored casting long ago. Yet the way they portray him. To be honest I thought this I don’t know who’s more of a douche Flash from The Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon or this Flash. But what makes him unquie he’s not a typical bully he’s like and well found out from Amazing Spider-Man’s channel a bully who is mainly verbal by saying certain stuff. He plays a excellent douche ha I said that man meh it’s normal to smile. Seriously I mean I some what have nothing against him hey maybe have him as Venom…as much as I like Eddie Brock as Venom…also the I don’t trust Sony yet this bullshit of the Venom film being in the what Amy Pascal said in the same, “reality” what the fuck man, and Tom Hardy as Venom…

I don’t trust Sony after what happened with The Amazing Spider-Man 2 even if I was okay with Venom in Spider-Man 3…that could be better…I still like the Spectacular Spider-Man cartoon version of Venom…it really says something about a cartoon from 2008 through 2009 where it still leaves an impact on your mind and how those versions stay with you cause they were so well done…had to put I behind s in versions ha man…kick ass…ha…

Okay sorry yeah normal to smile, now Liz Allen yeah she’s in the film. Just gonna say no Zendaya is not that character checked that name twice ha sorry or…yeah twice man.

She’s played by Laura Harrier checked again so two times. What I noticed in this short for the new Spider-Man cartoon so spoiler Liz Allen is in the short. I was seriously thinking are they gonna use Liz Allen as a new love interest. I’m not against that as all almost left well ha man…

Yet the only well mostly one version of her I know her so much is from Spectacular Spider-Man the cartoon again mentioning that. Where she was Latino wanna mention to people who like diversity and she was very good in that.

So I’m not against having Liz being more important in some Spider-Man movies. In a way she is like Peter’s love interest yet well she is important yet not a whole bunch. Including that’s not the focus of the movie. But she was great and very likable. So even before the movie found out on Wikipedia she’s a Senior I’ll warn you. Well maybe when Peter gets older I don’t mind if they wanna have well Peter and Liz. Okay she’s not as big as Mary Jane or Gwen Stacy that’s what from I know. It’s very nice and I don’t mind it.

Now we have Zendaya as well…Michelle I’m not spoiling it she was nice. Also likable…not a huge part and just saying I’ve seen comments spoil like who she is even before the movie I wanted to be surprised I didn’t know what to believe seen a thumbnail of one scene towards the end and mentions of the end credits scene.

Yet she was cool I liked her.

Marsai Tomai checked three times she’s Aunt May, she’s good too, not in it a whole bunch. Yet she’s very good and just likable all the cast is God damn likable. Well…except Vulture’s helpers…or…well their supposed to be criminals but they do a damn good job too man.

Jon Favreau checked four times or some shit Harold Happy Hogan yes the director of Iron Man 1 and 2. He did a good job too important a bit…well he’s seen a bit more.

Also Donald Glover almost left Glober twice ha stop it. I’m not spoiling who he is yet even from well thumbnails from Comicbookcast2 and Hybrid Network he did good too. Important a bit.

Seriously I wanna talk about other stuff.

The action is very good. Including just how I mean the way they are handled along with the Spider-Man vs Vulture scenes. Just also all of Spider-Man’s scenes I loved them a shit ton. Including at times it felt tense seriously it did man. The scene in Washington DC and the part with the Ferri those are all great.

Even the score was good like…well I can’t remember much haha sorry yet…it did good.

Really I feel…theirs more to talk about. Yet I am just very impressed with this film. Also during the film well before the film switched seats with someone he for h 7 but well his family was there or some shit. Yet I decided to be in c 16. It was close to the screen and to the left yet I still had a good time ha man…

Just I did remember yeah had some post credits scene spoiled yet it wasn’t much and not like a thumbnail I saw.

Yet the end credits scene…I don’t wanna spoil it. But the way just it’s funny and they said well didn’t see the video Comicbookcast2 multiple post credits scene their spoiler only two man ha. Yet the end one…..is unbelievable yet funny that the audience laughed too a shit ton well they laughed cause the way it’s portrayed.

I don’t wanna spoil it but the best comparison is the Deadpool end credits scene if you’ve seen it. But…it’s normal to smile because I can’t believe that was the end credits scene is unbelievable man. Okay not kick ass but…I loved it man put that again.

Okay I talked about the film a shit ton…just I loved this film. This is maybe my favorite Spider-Man film gonna think a bit. Yet also my favorite MCU film along with Captain America Civil War, Guardians Of The Galaxy the original, and also maybe Captain America The Winter Soldier. Along with maybe Avengers Age Of Ultron. Hey I thought the film was kick ass I saw it twice.

Now next we have Thor Ragnarok, Black Panther, Avengers Infinity War, also Ant Man And The Wasp so kick ass dude ha man.

Also that first part about…really I find it kind of beautiful that Marvel had got the rights well their sharing it with Sony. Yet the way Marvel Studios, Kevin Fiege, Russo Bros, Jon Watts director of this film and other people how they introduced Spider-Man in this universe is almost beautiful.

Because I can’t imagine well maybe but I want to keep seeing Tom Holland as Spider-Man cause I feel he is Spider-Man.

That Spider-Man Dawn Of Avengers shit….. it’s weird funny idea imagine if the Marvel Cinematic Universe went kind of the DC route yet they have some films but what I said in my Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice Ultimate Edition review almost put MCU normal to smile man kick ass…

Who the fuck is gonna be our Doomsday….. Ultimate Green Goblin is cool but can he take on Captain Marvel or can she take him out easily and kick his ass lol…just…I’m glad we get to see this Spider-Man grow. Seeing the film made me rethink some stuff man. Put a tag almost left rag instead of tag ha normal to smile or…need to eat my McDonald’s

b edit 5 stars

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Wonder Woman

Well here it is guys I'm gonna be mainly serious so continuing from my last post where I said I wanted to talk about it. I just took a shower and wait Alright I just wanted to say hi to my brother and Mom who just got home now man. So I'll just get to the point also I'm not tagging this I love this movie. Including told people when they asked me about it even my mom right now told her it was really great. Including to others it was really good. Sorry but I'll get to this now man. I fucking love this film. Just watching it and over all not just the action yet the writing. I'm not gonna mention all the actors cause I'm difficult with names. Yet I'll just say Gal Gadot seriously she is really great I loved her as Wonder Woman including every one else who played their characters did so well. Honestly just....I'm not gonna spoil the movie yet....I was so invested in it. Because like I said in my last post this is my favorite DC cinematic universe movie with Man Of Steel in 2nd. I'm okay with Man Of Steel their was some stuff I liked about it. Yet Wonder Woman what makes it so great is how better the writing is, pacing I suppose, and even emotion. I'll tell you this and told my therapist this but told her I didn't wanna spoil anything. Including explained to her I was almost about to cry. Yet mainly cause I was so invested in the story and characters and just as it progresses including towards the end of the movie I felt like tears we're gonna be coming down. Yet I didn't wanna make sure no one knew. Yet it wasn't just the film itself which is so good. I'm just really happy about the quality of this movie. Including it was just well done basically. Along with directed so well by Patty Jenkins sorry if I get her last name wrong. But seriously on Collidervideos news yesterday she sounds like an amazing woman. Including she directs it very well and just overall just everything about the movie. Even told my therapist it's my first time seeing it yet I was just so happy. Including I feel this is an important. The fact just of what this movie succeeds. The first really great DC cinematic universe film, the first movie theater Wonder Woman movie, and just I'm glad the movie is getting praise. From what I've seen mainly on Tumblr. I feel like it's a good thing and just even as a man I love this film. It's a film just it deserves to be a success, it deserves more money at the box office, it deserves to be noticed, it deserves the Rotten Tomatos score, it's maybe one of my favorite films of the year. Along with Kong Skull Island, and Beauty And The Beast live action remake don't judge me I feel that film was well made and respected the original story man. Including it was just fun this girl I talked about she was excited even when I was worried and told her I was worried of her getting in trouble. Yet she liked it a lot and she's just months older then me like January. Also don't worry the film has funny moments. You know what's amazing I have seen no reviews of any kind man. Might of seen little spoilers in some comments not much yet worried yet was mainly surprised man put that again lol dude. Also funny thing when I went to the bathroom after the movie, turns out one of my teachers aides her son was there and he asked me how did I think of the movie and I was washing my hands and I told him I really liked it and shit like that I guess man ha. Yet he also asked me if I thought Wonder Woman was pretty....I just said she was cute. Mainly he asked like it seemed I was a little kid yet I was trying to act like a mature adult. But lol seriously I'm just happy. Without spoiling the film itself thought in my head now a masterpiece okay I don't know man. Yet I'm just happy it was well made, including just in a cinematic universe that made me doubt it. Everyone did a very good job and just so many things I loved man and hearing Jeremy Jahns voice reading this man haha. Yet now here I'll get to the rant part now this isn't towards the film. It's mainly my feelings towards Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice and how it affected stuff. Spoilers for Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice. Now Angry Joe voice ha sorry man, yet okay this same movie Wonder Woman is in the same universe in a movie where Batman kills people while the Joker is still alive, Superman is already killed by Doomsday, and God damn Jessie Esienberg is God damn fucking Lex Luthor. Feel like putting that in all caps. Yet what I'm disappointed and angry about. It fuckin pisses me off that seeing a film like Wonder Woman a film I love so much whole BVS is a very conversational like what the fuck man. It bothers me cause the stuff they went with in BVS and you can't go back really unless it's doing the Flashpoint story line but it might not take away what showed up first. Certain choices were made for BVS and it bothers me a movie I really wanted to be good like many other people. But it's mainly a meme due to some jokes and other stuff man ha. Yet the fact it's the first big screen crossover between Batman and Superman, also even Wonder Woman. Listen I understand their was risks of making a Man Of Steel sequel cause of the box office which I think was maybe the reason they put Batman in it. What BVS suffers is the fact it's so rushed and I'm gonna tell you guys I like the Marvel Cinematic Universe quite a bit. Even if I'm not interested in it a bit man lol, get I appreciate and respect of what they do. It fact it bothers me some certain criticism's the fact this even exists the MCU is maybe the best thing ever. Which was the reason we are now truly getting a DC cinematic universe it seems man. Such as reading from YouTube comments Man Of Steel was only gonna be a trilogy then it changed to the DC cinematic universe ha man. Sorry but seriously BVS is so rushed and watching Angry Joe's BVS reviews a couple of times, and finally the Nostalgia Critic and Angry Joe review, and Banditincorporated's mega review I watched last night man. It's sad cause I wanna grow up with these characters and care about them. I wanna feel their struggle and be very invested in them. Not just because of who they are but because of them being actual people, with proper development and all that good shit man. In fact I've seriously been thinking if I arranged the DC cinematic universe here's just....this is a work but here you go man this list dude. Man Of Steel Man Of Steel sequel Batman film Wonder Woman Batman V Superman Dawn Of Justice Or some shit like that. The reason why Batman has one film seriously I like Batman but we've seen a lot of him maybe it's best to only have one film of him, and Superman deserves at least one sequel to grow as a character. I seriously would of loved that and if the script was better or even different man I would of loved it. I'm not the biggest DC fan yet I like DC I've been in the mood. I may like Marvel yet I'm thinking you know what I think I'm liking DC more. Yet I'm just sad and pissed off that how this cinematic universe started off. Seriously I'm alright with Man Of Steel we could of built upon that but BVS kind of ruined it. If characters were given proper development and some shit like that man, BVS could of been a great film. A emotional one at that too man, a big screen film of Batman, Superman, and Wonder Woman. The reason I'm not talking about Suicide Squad cause I don't bother with seeing it. Including the critic scores ha man.....just...and what people have said lol man....... We have Justice League and also the trailer appeared before the movie and I swear to God I want that shit to be good. You've set up the movie with BVS seriously just be a good movie. Including from what I learned from Collidervideos Warner Bros are gonna wait and see if the DC cinematic universe would go further and it depends on the success of Justice League. Seriously Aquaman sounds like it can be a kick ass film ha kick ass man lol.... Sorry yet....I forgot if theirs more ha yet I think we're good. No caps or anything lol caps but ha sorry....I highly recommend this film. It's a film that deserves the praise and I hope and oh head sorry...the random bullshit but I hope and swear to God Justice League is a great or even good movie. Because Wonder Woman really changed my mind about this cinematic universe and I want these films to be good cause I wanna see films about characters like Superman, Batman, Wonder Woman, Aquaman, the Flash, and others man all in one universe. Yes we've had Superman and Batman films before but not in a cinematic universe. Lol just I okay chill out. Again and need to have faith I want good movies man.......good or even great movies. Keep doing that and I'll keep spending my money on them man haha

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