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On your knees >:3
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"...What?!"
"I mean what are we doing here, in this reality?"
@ancicntforged
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A Lil joke
Lilah: "Hey Alu, i got a question for you."
Alucard: "and what would that be?"
Lilah: "Why did the mushroom have so many friends?"
Alucard: *confused asf* "why on earth would a vegetable need friends??"
Lilah: "because he's a fungi!"
Alucard: .....
Lilah:
Alucard:
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"Welcome to Tribute 101: the best choice, are hapless humans no one will miss. secondary, are river horses, also otherwise known as hippopotamus."
The Game Keeper saw trouble in the Darklands and is now offering advice XD
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Joel is not a babygirl anymore, now he's a...
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Kyoya: What kind of moron eats burgers at 3 AM?!
Tamaki: Oh boy 3 AM! -NOMS-
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there are three types of mutuals:
The chaotic one: @wilfywarfy
The sweetheart: @justyoursicanon
The dad: @red-pills
STEVE: @maxthelocalemeraldmayor
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Begin from here
Previous | Next
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Jack: How on earth did an idiot like you end up with a woman like that?
Yugo: *holding Rin's hand* Hey, let's get something straight. I'm not bright! Big words confuse me! I have the attention span of a rodent, and Rin loves me anyway! She makes me happy, and that should be enough for you!
Crow: Awwww
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"Cause they're so... Yummy?"
"Okay that sounded wrong but..."
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@synthetixviola asked: “Happy Birthday, fella. I know we’re pretty much just acquaintances, but Nabs mentioned it was your big day, so I made a lil’ something,” Lila greeted casually, handing Raditz a box. “Sweets probably aren’t your thing, so I made some bacon cheddar scones. They’re not much, but I hope you enjoy them.”
Taking the offered box, Raditz popped it open and took a bit of one. “ I appreciate the consideration. These are really tasty. ” He finished the scone in his hand and closed the box again, a smirk curling his lips. “ Thanks a bunch, Aunt Lila. ”
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@cheercursed | starter call
"Your boyfriend's weird."
Jamie Cunningham, thirteen years old, and rarely one to mince his words. Even as he perched on the kitchen counter, socked feet idly drumming against the cupboard door, he shot his older sister a look. Had their parents been home, he might have been swatted off the counter by now, but the elder Cunninghams were (thankfully) away for the weekend, leaving the kids the run of the house.
"I don't know, he's just kinda...plastic? I mean, are you sure he's not secretly like a Ken doll or something?"
So maybe he was a little bit protective of his big sister.
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