#I gotta pee tho

[cve-th3mvsic]

me right now:

“don’t save us from the flames is stuck in my head. silly.”

“I HAVE TO FUCKING PEE”

“i don’t wanna get up but SHEJWKIDJFJW I HAVE TO PEEEE”

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#general #I DONT WANNA GET UP #FML #I GOTTA PEE THO #I GOTTA GET UP. #bummer tbh

[rosicheeks]

Let horny Rosie out she’s fun and has tig ol bitties 🤤

#lmao I’m sorry but I had to #also ROSIE has the tig ol bitties too #that was such a mindfuck for me holy shiiiit #but y’all gotta work if you want her to come out #I’m just chilling for now 😂 #I’m actually editing pictures which like go me?????? #I’ve been meaning to do this for fucking AGES #I gotta pee tho #and I’m in a car and I gotta drive to a store that’s open #and that just sounds like a looooot #ask #anon

[pissheartmybeloved]

I was holding because I was playing a game but now I gotta GO so so so badddd I'm in bed holding myself and my bladder is all swollen and idk how I'm gonna get outta this one dry

#damn you frostpunk #i actually gotta potty so so badly tho #like. i cqn feel it all and i keep wriggling nd squeezing my legs together #aaaahhhhhhhh #omo #omorashi #live hold #piss kink #pee kink

[cerealmonster15]

I want to try you house out of the sheer curiosity of seeing it on so many people’s art fight bios and I want to SEE!!!! but I think u gotta get codes from real human beings (who pay to use the site I think?? That gives them codes??) in order get in there so. I guess I will be turning into a turnip instead.

#I am all over the place right now and I CANNOT wrangle my stupid little brain meat right now #Do u ever sneeze so hard you nearly throw out ur back #I fear that every time I sneeze bc I sneeze kind of aggressively #Like just now. Like they’re not scary loud like my parents #But they’re hefty!!!!! #Anyway would I even use toy house or just stare at it and get scared??? Well I don’t know. #But I think I would try may haps #It all depends on the community I crave community #<- says the person whose been actively hiding from tumblr days at a time #Despite this being the only place I DO have that online community circle lol #Um it’s complicated. I’m experiencing a complicated thing in my brain lately I cannot explain it I’m. It’s fine. 🚶 #not leaving tho id be too sad #Im justbhwhehdhfhfhthtjtgjfgngng trying to figure something out. I do not know what yet #Ok I gotta pee goodbye ✌️

[michameinmicha]

Cami is being very cute and cuddly on me :3

#that orange thing is my shoulder #i gotta pee tho :/ #mine #my cats #camaro

[secretsecretbunny]

oops it's 6 am

i stayed up until 6 am.. again

i gotta force myself to sleep i'll answer requests in the morning!! (probably afternoon) ily

#holy fuck i gotta pee first tho #havent moved in like 3hrs #i vegged hard

[ihatebnha]

i dunno if you’ve seen it on tik tok but like those older men who after their partners pass will bring like small photos of them to lunch to “still have lunch together” that’s totally Katsuki when you pass before him or even if he’s away in a work trip n ur still alive alskska hes so goofy i wanna smooch him -meep

OMG I KNOW EXSCRLY WHICH TIK TOK UR TALKING ABOUT ABOUT and I was literally thinking about as I wrote that last ask.

Tbh tho it made me want to cry to think about so I stopped/didn’t end up bringing it up krnrjdmfhfkdjcjc… 🥲🥲🥲 (and I think @/katsukikitten has a drabble somewhat similar to this? About him not moving on… I’d find it but I’m typing this in my car lol)

BUT LMFAO him pulling out your picture to eat with on a mission,,, I’m dead (not really lol sorry kat). Maybe he even tries to FaceTime you, propping up his phone against his water bottle so he can have his hands free.

All the other heroes watch what’s going on and are like… “dude, who were you talking to?” And he’s just ??? “I was having lunch with my spouse, what do u mean.” AHHHH HE DESERVES ALL YOUR SMOOCHES!!!!

also crying thinking about him making you give him a little like… demonstration of whatever you’re doing, like. What you’re having to eat or your makeup or the computer screen.

He’s so dnhridjfjfkkrmfjrvjvkrk and I love u meep🥺🥺🥺

#bakugo #god I can’t do this I don’t want to even think about him eating with ur picture after u pass #TOOOOOO ANGSTY NOPE NOPE NOPE #anyway gotta go the gym closed five minutes ago LOOOL and my bag smells like cat pee and this girl who never texts back just asked me why #I didn’t text back UGH #kisses to u tho #ask #anon #caitie things #meep🐛

[audiovisualrecall]

They fucking closed all the public bathrooms and all the museums/locations with bathrooms at 5pm so when at 5:30 I realized I really fucking had to pee, I had to find a fricking secluded cluster of bushes and pee in the bushes.

Well, date #2 went well besides the pee issues so hey, can only get better from here, right? 🙃😑😓

#he was rlly good about it tho. look sometimes adults gotta pee and theres not a single place open with a bathroom that isnt way too far away #bc ur in the middle of a bigass park. and everything nearby closed at 5pm for no fucking reason. #so sometimes you gotta find a bush and take a piss and gd in glad i found one where no one could see my ass walking by (i hope) #and thank gd i had tissues in my bag too #ffs. like sooo embarrassing but also this is life with mimi #not as bad as the time i peed myself on a walk bc my mom made me laugh and i had to pee and didnt go b4 we left tje house #sigh

[livvyofthelake]

made it halfway through changing my sheets. like i have to finish i obviously can’t sleep here until i put sheets on but. god i don’t want to… this fucking sucks!

#i’ve had a productive day at least. had work. went shopping with my mom and bought new shorts. i also got a sundress!!!! #i started my laundry. i’m changing my sheets. i didn’t forget to take my allergy meds! #(i always forget because allergies are a new thing for me. it sucks btw) (who knew that roughly a 2 hour drive could take you somewhere so #radically different to your home that it gives you seasonal allergies? yeah it sounds fake to me too. but apparently.) #AND i need to finish my nails too. still need to paint the fucking lemons why did i decide to do nail art the weekend with NO time. hello #beth.txt #also i can’t watch the football show again i’ve had my weekly fill of those guys tbh #i really want to watch some more of alina tho…. #but i can’t now because im doing stuff so whatever i put on the tv has to be like. an old movie or ouat or something #i can’t paint lemons while watching shadow and bone that’s not gonna happen #ok i gotta finish these sheets. actually not to be tmi but i have to pee first. ok break!!

[delusional-mishaps]

duality of man (im going to explode)

#jesters ramblings #??? i guess? #I THINK MY SISTER FUCKED OUR TOILET UP THO #there was literally water all over the floor.. #HALF AN HOUR LATER AND I STILL GOTTA GO PLEAAAASE #My Mother will fix it when she gets himein like TEN MINUTES #I GOTTA PEE SO BAD PLEAAASE

[frenchfrywrites]

crewel x mammon is random as fuck but i love it. it does include puppy play, (and maybe a pee pad) right? ….right?

In what world would I write a fic with Mammon and Crewel and not include puppy play and piss??

#you know me. ofc yes theres gonna b puppy play n pee... idk if i can promise puppy pad tho #french fry replies #cw pet play #p/iss #hm i gotta think of a ship name for mams n crewel... #crewmon??? #crewmams??? #obey twst

[cherubifyy]

ahhhhhhhh!!

#🔎 :inathink: #finished writing the main plot #now i edit n add more nonsense...! #first i gotta pee n bathe tho

[encyclop3dia]

playing re4 remake for the first time all i have to say is that my pants have been pissed

#SCARY ASS GAME... #like the og was yk. ok we're in a house we have the high ground #this one?? nahhhh ur in the BASEMENT and u gotta fight ur way out IN THE DARK. #THE DARK!! #and the jumpscares!!!!!!!!!!! #fantastic game so far tho. gorg graphics and controls r really nice #also i kinda like how they have the 2nd officer explained bc in the first version didn't he j abandon leon and the first officer??? #whereas in this one the peeing officer is in the basement (dead) and the car officer gets killed #re4 remake #max.txt

[the-stars-sigh-when-i-get-high]

Whyyyy do I keep waking up without my shirt?! WHERE DOES IT KEEP DISAPPEARING TO IN THE MIDDLE OF MY SLEEPS?! WHAT IS HAPPENING?!

#shirt where are you?! #sleeps #my shirt keeps disappearing while I sleep #come back #shirt #what is happening #I’m tired #wanna go back to bed #can’t tho #cuz I’m a parent #and my kid needs to pee #WHERE IS MY SHIRT?! #ffs #my clothes keep disappearing #dog mama #crazy cat person #furbaby #gotta go take the dog out #gotta find my fucking shirt first #wth #starshine mine

[ihatebnha]

i was shopping on dollskill 😕 and i used shopify but i tried emailing DK & they said they’re so backed up they’ll get back to me within 5-7 days 😭😭 and the website they can’t change or cancel an order idk if tht includes shipping but I doubt it since they’re such a big company 😭 im moving & i’ll be gone b4 it gets here mb the family will be nice enough to send the package or let someone else pick it up for me idk 💔

LMFAOOOO FUCKING DOLLSKILL why was that one of the places i was thinking it might be... they have such a bad track record w/ shit like this UGH.

anyway im googling it and reddit is saying to change your default address on the account itself and see if you can contact their live chatline (altho... it seems like that no longer exists)? it's possible they could get back to u thru email before it ships, but i doubt there's enough time... if there isn't and they do respond, maybe u can just ask them to refund you anyway. it wouldn't hurt to try, at least (citing, like: oh ur response times are ASS)!

honestly tho, i really don't think all hope is lost if u can contact the family moving in! just let them know/leave a note you have something coming that hasn't arrived yet and tell them to contact u @ whatever number/email when it arrives, and offer to pay shipping if they're willing to send. if they arent fucking assholes then i'm sure they will! <3

#godddddddd..... dollskill..... i dont blame u for ordering from them at all but yeesh #why are they so freaking... dingy #i have a $80 credit there (or used to? who knows where it is) bc of some shoes i bought and hated lmaoooooo #but they literally wouldnt refund they were like STORE CREDIT ONLY #poo poo pee pee b*tts literally #ig thats what u get for trying ur luck w them i hate to say #tho its funny cuz now im browsing the website and ive found shoes i like LOL #anyway just gotta put them out of mind #youll get ur stuff tho i know! #maybe just... dont order from them again askdfljaskd #ask #anon #caitie chats

[nc-vb]

Anxious and having to pee 🤝 too anxious to pee

#unfair. UNFAIR. #but I have a good feeling about the case today. they weren’t even PREPARED HAHAHA. #gotta pee tho……. hmph. #✦ nc vb.