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nessieartss · 3 months

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saw the latest pickup line in student sukuna au and got punched by delighted cringe so hard i made a dying horse noise and had to put my phone down to cover my face with my hands. A++ EXECUTION 1000/10 NO COMMENTS, his Cool Suave Ladies Man™ face was flawless and entirely undeserved for his level of rizz

Lmaooo i love how sukuna is giving not only to yuuji, but also everyone here a second hand embarrassment 😭 its funny that you guys just hop on board with rizzless sukuna, reading all the funny comments and tags almost made me choked on my breakfast

Sukuna is unbeliveably confident with his pickup lines, and thinks he's doing it right (yuuji really needs to teach him a thing or two). Poor megumi has to endure his days with terrible pickup lines from sukuna.

Thank you anon glad you enjoyed them! 🤣

#jjk sibling au #student sukuna au #anon #ask #answer

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whatitsemerald · 5 months

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guese who got more

bro got mad at me for breathing 💀

-1000/10 Im crying wtf is this

then here's us being married cuz we 2 listen to mitski , gays its canon, we 2 are married , we listen to mitski is our honeymoon 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

IM MARRIED JOAQOSWJEDOGDEGOEDGOEODGPOEOKOKG nvm.

waw peepers is good at pulling girls🔥🔥🔥🔥 (commander peepers rizz) peepers def rizzed me and pulled me 🔥🔥🔥🔥 i got a another one

wow 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

anyways yall thats it and again Im sorry for not posting art, I got more of these, this is currently part 2 and I got a question for yall, what do you guys think when me and my husband anniversery will start, pls let me know (this is a /j pls don't take it seroiusly if you take most things seroiusly) also i prob will think to do more with different characters in woy.

#wander over yonder #commander peepers #selfship #character.ai #don't mind the random hastags #woy peepers #female hysteria

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rulers-of-hungary-tournament · 3 months

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ROUND 4, MATCH 1

Admin's commentary: I mean if anyone can defeat Károly Róbert... Or if anyone can defeat I.István, could go either way. Though knowing this electorate, I know who I'd bet on (no I am not going to say it).

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I.István (Štefan I.) 1000-1038

unifier of the Magyar tribes and first crowned king of Hungary (the damn crown is named after him for fuck's sake)

a literal saint - though not because he was particularly nice, mostly because of the fact that he was the first Magyar leader to be a proper Christian (unlike his dad Géza, who did get baptized, but still retained some of the pagan customs); plus he actively spread Christianity among Magyars (founding of the first Hungarian bishoprics, the one church for every 10 villages rule etc.), for better or for worse

created the basis for later Hungarian administration, including the minting of first Hungarian coins and the first law code in Hungarian history

helped Byzantines conquer Bulgaria

infamous for imprisoning and blinding his cousin and successor Vazul (chronicles blame his wife's influence, but they're probably just being sexist)

@biksarddedrak said about them: "The only thing, what you actually need to know is he was crowned on 25. of December year of our Lord 1000. The absolute unit of this man managed to haggle the pope to elevate whole Panonian basin on the most easly memorabe day. (...) I. Istvám defended his right to rule from several pagan lords who wished to deposed him in the beginig of his rule. And he did it from glorious city of Nitra."

I.Károly (Karol I.) - but be honest, we all know him as Károly/Karol Róbert 1301-1342

spent the first few years on the throne fending off antikings, namely Václav III., who then gave up and passed his claim onto Otto of Bavaria, whom Károly subsequently defeated

upon his ascencion to the throne country basically ruled by the feuding nobles, also know in this period as oligarchs, he managed to consolidate his reign and regain most of the royal power trough a combination of warfare (Rozgony/Rozhanovce 1312 HELLOOO) and appeasing them with court functions

I don't even know where to START with this guy's reforms - seriously, he minted the first gold coins in Hungary, instated the banderial system (levy of the royal army from the soldiers drafted by the cities, comitates and nobles, look it was a big deal, just trust me), reformed the administation of the country and so, so much more I can't get into; basically, this man was Maria Theresa before Maria Theresa

he mostly avoided wars because of the bad shape of Hungarian treasury, though he did lead a couple of them (conflicts with Venice and Wallachia)

initiator of the 1335 meeting in Visegrád with John of Luxembourg and Casimir III. of Poland; basically, we have him to thank for the name Visegrád Four

(admin is from Košice, so he has just inherently won in her eyes because of Rozhanovce)

@tunderilona said about him: #károly róbert sweep he literally reformed the entire country

@cdqueer said about him: #hes got that anjou rizz (perfected by i. lajos <3)

@tonhalszendvics said about him: #of course károly robi had to fight off everyone in his first years#he was crowned officially in 1308#he fucked up two times before that#i mean you need to be crowned in székesfehérvár by the archbishop of esztergom with the holy crown#third time the charm he did it

#main bracket #i.istván #i.károly #history #hungary

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7xwc · 2 months

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honest opinions about the intro (that nobody asked for or cares) - driver by driver:

sargent: what does he even do? thank god it was just a second of him. 1/10

kmag: ok? like… you aint got nothing better to do? 1/10

zhou: baby we know you can serve. where's the energy girl? but gotta admit the second camera angle did something to me. 5/10 purely for the second shot

daniel: looks dumber than my left toe. 2/10

hulk: ngl that was pretty good considering he usually looks like a mcdonalds drive thru 5/10

bottas: slaaaaaaay!!!! love the energy, coming out of the shadow. love the hair. the only bitch that is not afraid to show off. 7/10 also bonus point for the stache 8/10

yuki: im disappointed. baby, we know you eat always and you never ever leave crumbs. what happened? who hurt you? poor baby looks like a cardboard cutout of himself i hate it here. 4/10

alex: stop. get some help. and a haircut. they deyassified him. also. what are you staring at buddy, look away pls. 2/10

ocon: SLAY! rent was due and the bills needed to be paid! the twinkle in his eyes, the strut, the bisexual lighting going across his face. this is cinema right there. 8/10

pierre: first of all: scoot back, buddy. why you trying to fight the camera? it wont bite you, yknow? absolutely not. 3/10

stroll: no rizz just a head full of head and brown eyes. didnt serve, didnt eat, matter of fact he aint even shown up to dinner. 2/10

piastri: ok buddy, next 2/10

george: omg hiiii sid from the ice age!!!! wtf is that middle part fix that shit right up pls. also why does he look like he is doing a cowboy walk? like, yknow the one, with the hands on the gun thingy. no. 2/10

carlos: boring as always. he literally just stood there. like okay girl you're so unique 1/10

lando: should've had more screen time. i wanna see them hips swinging boy. struting like rent was due. could have served face some more, he looks bored. 6/10

charles: YES! absolutely yes. he had two seconds and made the most of it. they just dont want to show a bad bitch for too long. side profile on point. cunty. shouldve winked. 9/10

alonso: i hate to say it but he served. the cunty stare? big beautiful green eyes? wow. the first angle not so much it did nothing for him but the second was GOOD!! 8/10

lewis: i mean. do i even need to say it? the rent was due, the bills needed to be paid, they took bono away and they were coming for his dog next, like… he cooked, served, ate AND did the dishes. like. wow. he's looking at the camera like he's about to jump and beat the shit out of it (metaphorically) like yes sir, kill them all. he got three different angles cuz they know they gotta feed the masses. 1000/10

checo: jumpscare. no. get away from my face. 1/10

m*x: was he cracking his knuckles? who are you about to fight my guy? the racism accusations? like? also how are you gonna have such beautiful eye color and still do nothing for no one? why you gotta be so fucking boring. you're the reinging champ my guy, it's not that hard to serve a cunty look into the camera??? guess you cant cheat your way into that one. -1/10 this one actually piss me off

#you're welcome #goodbye #this was purely from a cunty standpoint #it aint nothing to do if i like the drivers or not

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