#I don't know why

[lazylittledragon]

domesticating your vampire: a memoir

(beautiful high res version on patre0n)

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #astarion #tavstarion #KARLACH #i nearly forgot her #when you just escaped vampire slavery but now you have to save for a down payment #i can't stress how important it is to me that astarion has a birthday #i don't know why #also sex is fine but have you ever had someone wash your hair for you. there is nothing more intimate #i'm devastated that i had to desaturate the polaroid because the lighting was so pretty

[reddstardust]

Ngl this is probably my new favorite pic of the ghoul boys 🤧

#i don't know why #i just like it #watcher #watcher entertainment #ryan bergara #shane madej #food files #🌠

[soundcrusher]

Ratchet in a dress.

That's all.

#transformers #transformers ratchet #ratchet #maccadam #I don't know why #but Ratchet looks like he came out of a western #it's probably the dress colour and guns

[robasarel]

#I don't know why #just because I can #night sketch #cloud strife #aerith gainsborough #final fantasy vii

[mangeur-detoiles]

LUCY & KATE | NCIS HAWAI'I

A love story.

#kacy #usergif #kate x lucy #wlwsource #lucy x kate #wlwgif #kate whistler #dailylgbtq #lucy tara #filmtvdaily #tori anderson #lgbtqgifs #ncis hawaii #my graphics #this set is the death of me #the gifs refuse to waltz with each other #i don't know why #anyway #happy new year kacy fanfom

[junorsky]

One took away the freedom of will, and the other - life

#fanart #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 fanart #bg3 #bg3 sketches #zevlor #orin the red #bg3 orin #z’rell #i don't know why #zevlor's bad ending is so sad i can't forget about it #so much cruelty #someone called orin's painting “the mockery of love” and #well... #also z'rell really surprised me when i played durge #i have mixed feelings about her now

[morganski-19]

The One with the Child

Robin and Nancy walk into the café after a long day of work. Stopping when they see Jonathan sitting on the couch reading a book with a toddler sitting next to him, playing with a toy. They share a confused look before walking around the couch.

“Hey Jon,” Nancy leads.

Jonathan looks up from his book. “Oh, hey guys. How was work?”

“Uh, fine,” Nancy says, still confused. “Just one, tiny, quick question.”

“Whose child is that?” Robin points at the toddler looking up at them with big eyes.

“Oh, right, this is Argyle’s niece, Stella. He’s in the bathroom, so I’m watching her for a minute.”

Robin flops on the armchair. “Oh, thank God. I thought that was just a random kid.”

Jonathan gives her a weird look. “Did you think I just stole a child? What gave you the impression that I would do that?”

Robin shrugs. “Someone could have just left the child here. You don’t know. That happens. You would be surprised how many times Steve has had to stay afterschool to sit with a kid whose parent forgot to come pick them up.”

“To be fair, my mom did that a few times when I was a kid.” Nancy pulls one of the other chairs closer. “Only a few times though.”

“My mom did that too. Happens when you’re a single mom.”

Argyle comes back from the bathroom, hair braided down his back. “Hey dudes. You meet Stella?” He sits down on the couch, Stella grabbing his arm and hiding behind it. “She’s a bit shy.”

“Robin thought I stole her.”

Robin makes a high-pitched noise. “I did not. I thought you were picked by a lazy parent to be entrusted with their child. That is far different than stealing.”

“Still doesn’t make it any better.”

Robin rolls her eyes, getting up to go order a coffee at the bar.

“Which sister is Stella’s mom?” Nancy asks, trying to change the conversation.

Argyle tries to get Stella to loosen her grip on his arm but fails. “Julia. She has a job interview in the city today so I’m watching her.”

“And you brought her here?” Robin sits back down with her coffee.

“Hey, this is a family friendly establishment until seven and by then she will be back with her mom. She should be done soon to come pick her up.”

Eddie walks into the café, waving as he orders a coffee at the bar. Doing a double take when he sits down, eyes wide.

“I know I’ve only known you guys for like a year but none of you had a secret kid, right?”

“No, this is my sister’s kid. I’m watching her for a few hours.”

Eddie relaxes in his seat. “Oh, thank God. I could not have dealt with that twice in one week.”

Nancy perks up. “Twice?”

“Yeah, remember my buddy Jeff from high school. Apparently, him and his girl are expecting. Sent me into a whole crisis.”

“Oh, that’s why you were cleaning your room a few days ago.”

“I’m offended that’s why you think I was cleaning, but you’re correct.”

“Why were you having a crisis?” Robin asks over her coffee. “It’s not like we’re not at an age where people we know start having kids.”

Eddie makes a large gesture. “That’s why I was having a crisis. It was the first one of my friends that is taking that next step in life. While I’m still stuck between two jobs, not in a relationship, and a giant fucking mess. Sorry,” he apologizes to Argyle.

“She’s two, she doesn’t know what that word means,” Argyle assures.

Steve comes into the café and sits on the chair next to Eddie. Covering his face in his hands. “If I see another first grader, it’ll be too soon.”

“Bad day.” Robin gives him a sympathetic look.

Steve nods. “Three kids had to be sent to the nurse because they were sick. Three, like visibly sick. They shouldn’t have even been sent in at all. And then the rest were just on edge and didn’t want to settle down after recess. And.” He finally spots Stella on the couch. “One of your sister’s kids?”

Argyle nods. “Yeah. Her mom should be here soon, so don’t worry.”

“I said first graders for a reason. They are monsters. What’s her name?”

“Stella. Do you want to say hi?” he asks her. Stella gives Steve a small wave.

Steve melts a little bit. “You have just made my whole day, Stella.”

A woman who looks a little like Argyle walks into the café. Argyle notices her and stands, picking up Stella from the couch. “Hey, Jules. How was the interview?”

“Pretty good. Thanks for watching her again, I appreciate it.” She takes Stella out of Argyle’s arms. “Did you have a good time with Uncle Argyle?” Stella nods into her mother’s shoulder. “Hope she wasn’t too much trouble.”

Argyle shakes his head. “Not at all. Right Jon?”

“Yeah, not at all.”

Julia nods, finally realizing the rest of the group.

“Oh right, Julie, these are my friends. You’ve met some of them. Dudes, this is my sister Julia.”

The group gives a mix of greetings before going back to separate conversations. Julia says hello back before Argyle walks her out of the café.

“It was seriously no trouble watching her, it was nice to see her. And you.”

“I know. Wish I could stay more, but we got to get back.”

“If you need a place to stay, you can chill at our place. I’ll take the couch so you can have a bed.”

Julia shakes her head. “That sweet but I didn’t pack an overnight bag. If we leave now, we might make it before the next rush hour. I wouldn’t want to inconvenience you and Jon.”

“Nonsense. You know you’re always welcome at our place.”

“When are you two finally going to cut the crap and get together already. The whole family’s been waiting for it.”

Argyle groans. “Tell me there’s not a betting pool.”

“You already know the answer to that.”

“Jesus. I’m not sure we even ever will. He’s like the first best friend I’ve ever had, I don’t want to lose him over some stupid feelings.”

Stella coos, grabbing at her mom’s hair. “We should go before she starts getting fussy. For what it’s worth, I don’t think you will. You might not believe me, but there’s more hope than you think there is. From an outsider’s perspective.”

“So, I can blame you when everything goes up in flames. Nice.” Julie gently slaps his arm. “Call me when you get back, alright.”

“I will. Wave goodbye to Uncle Argyle, Stella.”

“Bye, bye,” Steve whispers with a small wave.

Argyle smiles. “Bye, Stella. Nice seeing you both.”

They walk down the street to where Julia parked as Argyle returns to the café.

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#morgan's friends au #stranger things #stranger things au #friends au #argyle stranger things #jonathan byers #robin buckley #nancy wheeler #steve harrington #eddie munson #pre relationship #jargyle #steddie #ronance #argyle has siblings #i believe that he would #even though we know next to nothing about him in cannon #but he seems like the guy who has a bunch of siblings #i don't know why

[hellenhighwater]

This Vice is a test post. Check one two, one two...check check, hey hey...one two, one two...

#apparently #this pushed through the other post #i don't know why #tumblr is a functioning website #there is no war in ba sing se

[little-pup-pip]

This might be a bit too vague so feel free to delete but could you do a Caregiver Moodboard based on the song "You are my Sunshine"? It's a big comfort song to me and I'd like to make a CG OC based on it at some point.

Definitely!!

#I was instantly inspired by this one #i don't know why #i read this request and just had to make it #so i hope you enjoy this! #because i enjoyed making it #sfw interaction only #moodboard #sfw agere #age regression #agere #sfw littlespace #agere moodboard #age dreaming #you are my sunshine #food cw #food mention #food

[kedreeva]

Well. They certainly look edible. They are both very plump loaves. I kneaded a little more than previously, and I added some butter to the recipe.

The recipe also called for 50g of active, bubbly starter per loaf but I only had 67 grams total so. I added flour/water, mixed it together in the mixing bowl, and then thoroughly dissolved it in the warm water the recipe used... It seems to have worked?? I guess we'll see what the inside looks like in the morning.

#breadventure #these also baked less time #i don't know why #but it was only 50 minutes instead of 60 #if they'd gone the full 60 i think they would have been burned #the first one is a little singed on the ear

[nowheregoat]

2Bass part 2

#I don't know why #I just had to #my art #madness combat #madness combat 2bdamned #madcom 2bdamned #madness combat fanart

[fagdykepearlescentmoon]

I can never seem to brainrot over books/movies/shows as intensely or for as long as minecraft smps

My brain sees a professional piece of media with a coherent story line and is like nahhh but at some guys playing a block game it loses its shit

#Skill issue on my part ig #It's happened so many times #i don't know why #mcyt #just saying words

[tokay-blog]

#sketch #fan art #puss in boots #wolf #death wolf #OC #she wolf #Life #water #grass #I don't know why #but i had so much fun with it #x))

[cuntyqueerleondraisaitl]

Okay I THINK I've worked out the timeline of the promo material kiss

This is obviously about Alex asking Amy to see henry privately in the red room

And these two are obviously the same kiss, however, I think that these are actually in Alex's room after the red room.

You can see behind Henry here the door closes

And here Alex is pushed up onto what looks like a couch (Also Henry's really leading with his dick there)

I also absolutely LOVE the fact that from the looks of it, Henry walked in and just went for it. Don't get me wrong I like the way it played out in the books. With Henry and Alex both being nervous, but I think they an show alex being nervous before Henry enters, and this really shows how much he WANTS THIS

This scene is really up in the air for me. I've seen some people saying that this is post red room, and that seems possible. But in the books they fully ignore each other after that so Alex doesn't "Do something that I will deeply regret in front of a lot of very important people.”

#Yes I did make my own gifs for this #I don't know why #mine #rwrb gifset #rwrb movie #rwrb #firstprince #red white and royal blue movie #red white and royal blue #alex claremont diaz #henry and alex #henry fox mountchristen windsor #henry x alex

[enemyoflactose]

Ooooo Ryou in a cute dress

Bonus hat Ryou

#yugioh #ryou bakura #i will get better at hands #ignore marik #i just needed to draw him in that drawing #i don't know why #i think he ties it together tho

[franky-y]

my drawing for the ktiys!

#käärijä #jere pöyhönen #ktiys #käärijä this in your style #digital art #i don't know why #but i really struggled with this one #i'm still not satisfied with it but whatever #i already spent too much time on it #and i feel like i'm just making it worse at this point lol