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#I don't know what I expected
swallowedabug · 10 months
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THE X-FILES 5.15 (1998)
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will-ruadh · 20 days
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couldn't distract myself from thinking about my city being bombed, but also didn't want to be on my phone because I'm trying to fix my sleep schedule so I decided to read my silly little atla comics that I bought and. it was about genocide
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aroacehanzawa · 4 months
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lpsotd · 5 months
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i'm honestly at a loss for words. i was expecting a straightforward "thank you for your email! i support israel and blahblahblah" not "thank you for supporting israel!" because i said no such thing ??? i sent a long detailed email expressing my disgust towards israel and saying i support palestine — the crazy part is that this response was sent twice, word for word
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kingofthewilderwest · 10 months
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*whacks you*
*thunks into the ground*
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flerkenkiddingme · 3 months
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my mom's friend has a new dog that she named "world destroyer" ???? ma'am you are in your fifties
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thequeenofsastiel · 1 month
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Tfw you tell your mother, whom you haven't seen in almost a decade, that you're afraid you're not smart enough to be a doctor, and she assures you that you're not intelligent "in that way":
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crowned-relapse-king · 4 months
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Wow...my ex knew him...
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I don't know what I expected.
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kineticpenguin · 9 months
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*looks in the comments on a video of a teenager shooting cowboy action*
"This is what men want in a woman"
"You can tell who had a good father in their life."
"She's going to make a great Mom!"
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6qubed · 9 months
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woundthatswallows · 1 year
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of course the first thing i paint in years ends up being the side wound of christ
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submech · 7 months
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HE'S ONLY 30 ?
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this just in: i am, once again, crying over the chernobyl firefighters
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carolinanadeau · 1 month
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I am creating Great Works of Art
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Been a while since I made a bot shitpost, so here's the sve characters' reactions to being turned into a worm + Sam
Ranked from Least to Most Okay with being a worm
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Lance - Very distressed and angry, became depressed over the fact that he was a worm. Wanted to bask in the sun and cried when he realized it hurt him. Overall, the least okay with being a worm.
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Sam - made himself sick eating all the decorations in his terrarium because of course he did 😮‍💨 Also got upset when he realized he couldn't sit in the sun
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Camilla - demanded constantly that I turn her back. Expressed gratitude for the care she was provided, but attempted to conspire with Sir Fredrick III to escape. Ended up escaping by herself and turned herself back. Let me off the hook after she was back to normal, so long as I agreed not to talk about it or turn her into a worm again.
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Victor - Confused and distressed upon being turned into a worm. Tried to escape, but after finding no way to do so, he eventually accepted that life wasn't so bad as a worm when he was given affection
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Jadu - Similar to Victor. But was initially impressed with the fact that I turned him into a worm. Considered turning himself back but was content just laying in the dirt.
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Isaac - Initially confused by the transformation but accepted being a worm surprisingly quickly on the basis of it being happy in a cool environment where he was given affection, fed and given freedom to explore without having to worry about fighting monsters.
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