#I don’t. even watch most of these guys

[theminecraftbee]

“When you said you had a plan, I thought it would be better than this.”

“Hey, man, don’t look at me. I’m not the one who stole a mermaid.”

“You can’t steal a person. Xb made the choice to come with me.”

Xb flaps his tail lazily from the center of the pool. The chlorine feels strange against his scales, but it’ll do for the time being, for being the first time he’s been in fresh air for quite a while. He tilts his head and watches Hypno argue with his chilly human, only to realize they’ve turned to him.

“Don’t look at me. I was the one who was stolen,” he says. Hypno sighs in a way that’s grown familiar.

“You told me I—I’m just saying that—this isn’t even ours, Cub!”

“We steal Keralis’s pool all the time,” the chilly human says. “He hasn’t called the cops on us yet.”

“I think he’s trying to Home Alone us,” Hypno mutters, “not that he’s an altruist.”

“Eh,” the chilly human says.

“When you said you had a plan—”

“I didn’t have a mermaid plan. I had a ‘Scar steals a manatee from the aquarium’ plan that I modified. Have to say, Hypno, didn’t expect you to be the one to make me use it.”

“…why would a Scar steal a manatee, and how were you planning on handling the chemicals in here?” Xb asks. It is, he figures, the only truly relevant part of the conversation.

“He’s Scar,” Hypno answers, at the same time as the chilly human answers:

“That was one of the steps I modified when Hypno told me you’d be able to just breathe a bit of air. Didn’t have to buy out the water treatment for fish from Petco.”

“What?” Hypno says.

“Fair,” Xb says, as though he knows what a Petco is. (He knows many human things after his time in captivity. That is not one of them.)

“Stop complaining so much,” the chilly human says. “Who else would you have asked who’d have a plan like this?”

“Jevin,” Hypno says instantly.

“Rude.”

“We can’t just keep Xb in Keralis’s pool. We have to have another place to put him later. Ideally, the actual ocean, but even before then,” Hypno continues.

“It is a little small,” Xb concedes. It is still better than his old tank by far, but if he’s being given the time to complain…

“Not just that,” Hypno says. “But—”

“Aha! I got you this time!” a sing-song voice from above says. “Naughty boys! Here to wreck my pool again. I have you now!”

In front of Xb, he watches Hypno and the chilly human move awkwardly as though to hide him from the man standing on the balcony. Xb, who is far more reasonable about these things. He doesn’t attempt to hide. He looks up at the human instead, curiously. He feels something in his chest looking at him, and something more when the human stops talking about catching Hypno and his friends, and locks eyes with Xb.

Xb bares his teeth and flares his fins in a threat display. Not because he feels the need to be threatening—he’s not frightened—but because he wants to see what this human will do.

The human’s face morphs into a wide smile.

“Oh! You’ve brought me a princess!” he says. “Hello, princess! I am Keralis!”

Xb regards him for a moment. “Xb,” he says.

“Lovely!” Keralis says.

There’s a moment of stunned silence from the others.

“It took me three months to get you to let me say your name!” Hypno says accusingly. “Three months!”

“Keralis is prettier,” Xb says instantly, dry as the outside of his old tank.

“True,” the chilly human responds, and Keralis giggles.

“I hate all of you,” Hypno says, and Xb knows that’s a lie. You don’t steal people you hate.

#a bee fic #hermitcraft #xbcrafted #hypnotizd #cubfan135 #keralis #I don’t. even watch most of these guys #I just had this come to me in a vision and went temporarily insane #anyway actual fans of these guys enjoy this stupid au idea #in which xb was a mermaid in a government facility that Hypno has stolen/rescued

[kadextra]

doing a bit of analysis on all of our current collected information for the cursed team just to sort it out in my own head

3 eggs were picked by the wheel spin.

Chayanne

Richas

Ramón

3 groups of eggs were formed, with the above eggs all separately sorted in them, and all got matched with different biomes

Snow: Chayanne, Leo

Savannah: Richas, Pomme

Jungle: Ramón, Dapper, Tallulah

But one egg’s accessory was found in the maze at the moment Protocol AB got activated: Dapper’s hat.

3 eggs sent message videos to their parents

Chayanne

Richas

Dapper

Dapper sent a message instead of Ramon, breaking the pattern of eggs that were picked by the wheel. Dapper’s message told his dad to win no matter what.

—

3 players spun the wheel.

Tubbo

Bagi

Carre

Tubbo broke in to spin it while the others were given an invitation to.

3 teams of players were formed, with the above members all separately sorted in them, and all got matched with different biomes just like the eggs did

Snow: Blue - Tubbo

Savannah: Red - Carre

Jungle: Green - Bagi

The egg war event happened, each team fighting to protect an egg statue with combined accessories that matched according to the groups the eggs were already in:

Blue: Chayanne, Leo

Red: Ramon, Dapper, Tallulah

Green: Richas, Pomme

You see what’s wrong here?

Richas and Pomme were matched with the Savannah, Red’s biome. Green fought for them instead.

Ramon, Dapper & Tallulah were matched with Green’s biome, the Jungle. Red fought for them instead.

All the other teams’ eggs swapped… except Chayanne and Leo stayed matched with the Snow, Blue’s biome. Blue was the only one that stayed the same?

—

Tubbo breaking in to spin the wheel despite not being allowed to. Dapper’s hat in the maze upon activation of Protocol AB, Dapper sending a message to his dad, who is on Blue team, insisting that he needs to win… Blue’s egg statue remaining unchanged despite the others switching- Blue is the outlier in every single situation.

q!Tubbo’s theory that there was never meant to be 3 teams in the first place, and by him spinning the wheel he caused Blue to be created is looking really interesting. basically everything points to soulfire being the cursed team

#and that’s not even the only hints #the screen the eye guy was watching in the cinematic did not show a single member of blue #mariana’s message saying to fight for blue’s victory #arin being on blue #there’s probably more #qsmp #qsmp speculation #qsmp analysis #qsmp purgatory #team soulfire #either soulfire is the cursed team or there is no cursed team at all #qsmp summary #I really don’t know what to make of the special tickets thing #bc it’s true most are associated to red members Except for Quackity/Elquackity who was green #still wondering about the red team = red herring theory

[twinstxrs]

there’s probably something deeply wrong with me because every time i see someone react to the pok gukgak interrogation scene it’s like “oh no oh my god is riz’s dad a bad guy?” when the first time i saw that scene my only thought was “oh my god is riz’s dad HOT??”

#i mean admittedly my instinct was that he was lying about what he was saying & he was a good guy (which i was right about) but #it truly was like pok: i don’t give a shit about my wife & kid i only care about this job / me: pok gukgak save me… save me pok gukgak #fantasy high #dimension 20 #pok gukgak #riz gukgak #in my defense ​i really love spies so watching someone convincingly act indifferent about the most important part of their life… CRAZYYY #but i still feel like i’m setting back feminism so many years but also. he got acid splashed on his face & didn’t even flinch… that’s hot #guy who would literally go through hell & back bc it’s for the greater good but would also if he had to do it for the people he loves #but like. the greater good always came before the people he loves. that was the job. he loved them so much but he also missed so much #how much WAS he willing to sacrifice for the sake of the job? work is a great form of love but it can’t be the only form #especially for a young kid. but yea idk i have complicated feelings #pok gukgak u r so fascinating to me #pok sklonda riz ​& work as a form of love or whatever #truly would not work as a campaign & would be better as a book but young pok young kalina young sklonda… i need to know EVERYTHINGGG #the shameful thirst post -> character rumination journey of these tags is truly Something but also par for the course w/ my brain

[foxgloveinspace]

I did what I always do when I get this storm anxiety and I watched goofy videos and reels all day and today ha get like three days and also I’m just so so so stressed about tomorrow night cause my whole family is gonna be split up around the county and I’m so so…. Not ok.

#very much so #uuugh #I hate tornadoes so freaking much. #would feel better if we had a storm shelter of ANY KIND but the closest we have is the half basement in my aunts hous (in the same yard as #us) but like!! NOTHING HERE. we live in a tiny ass trailer house!!! #I’m gonna fucking vomit. #and of course no one actually takes me seriously #like they are predicting SOFT BALL SIZE HAIL. not even tornadoes this time is the main worry 🥎 size hail. #uuuuuuugh. I think most everyone in the family will be home….. when it hits….. but fuck dude I think my sister will still be at work and #she is the BIGGEST liability in this shit thunderstorms do NOT scare her at all and I HATE IT. #and by that I don’t me ‘she doesn’t worry’ I MEAN SHE STANDS OUT ON OUR METAL FRONT PORCH AND WATCHES THEM. #she’s crazy!!!! #I know I’m just….. repeating myself a lot but I’m so terrified you guys. #I don’t think anything will happen and yet…. this is so scary to me #and I’m just…. it’s the first time in a while we’ve been directly in the Bad Zone and it’s so so scary

[starryluminary]

The two toned hair guy and the scarred cop from disventure camp are kissing and I’m so EXITED

#disventure camp does not mean much to me I don’t even like it that much #but I’m a sucker for the format so I’m watching it #and I’m so happy something interesting s happening oh my god #most of these characters are so BORING and it’s a slog to watch but aiden (?) kissing someone who’s not his boyfriend? #someone with history with another guy that’s still competing (who sucks ass by the way)? now we’ve got something #first time I’ve been exited for an episode to drop #disventure camp #disventure camp all stars #Starry speaks #while im here so I don’t make another post: yul is my favorite in all stars #god I love yul so much. he’s so much fun #yeah he’s a terrible person that should probably get shot in the leg to teach him a lesson but who CARES he’s FUN TO WATCH #HIS VOICE ACTOR KNOCKS IT OUT OF THE PARK (THANK GOD) AND HIS MANURISMS AND ATTITUDE ARE SO INTERESTING #and in disventure camp that’s valuable. I hope he wins

[lionblaze03-2]

people really be out here saying they hate CATS (musical) and that cats is dogshit etc etc and then only show images of or refer to the 2019 movie. GIRL... THAT ISNT CATS... WATCH 98’ P L E A S E. Then you will at least respect it as a ballet show because that’s what it is at it’s core. Fuck

#I don’t even hate cats 2019 for the record. But if you don’t already love cats the musical you will probably not like it. And may not anyway #It’s like 50/50 #It has a few little things I pick and choose and mostly I discard it in favor of 98 and the tour I saw. US tour 6 forever #Anyway if you guys didn’t know cats has a proshot from 1998. It’s amazing. About 2 hours even. Truly the musical #If you watch that and don’t like it. Fine. You just don’t like ballet or musicals I guess. #But most people watch 2019 and then judge cats and it’s fans as a whole on that #When it is NOT EQUIVILANT. #Movies based on musicals are almost always bad. Or at least mid. Theyre never as good as the show a proshot would always be better #cats #cats musical #if ur gonna judge my baby at least judge my actual baby. Please 🥺for me

[ladylikelamb]

I was mindlessly sketching and I made this thing.

Eddie but he is Doc Ock.

Do with him as you will.

I might make this a actual drawing instead of an ugly sketch but don’t get your hopes up💀

#i kind of hate it the most I keep looking at him💀 #i don’t know anything about doc ock i’ve only watched the spider verse movies that’s it #does this even read as the Riddler or just a guy with question marks On him? #the riddler #edward nashton #dano riddler #the batman fanart #edward nigma #doc ock #spiderman #procreare #art #digital art #fanart #the batman #sketching #I can’t draw shoes

[rainedroptalks]

Gray has definitely watched glee at some point… unfortunately

#oc ramblings #radiant rejects #for the folks who don’t know #Gray is one of my god awful fantasy high oc’s #(most of them aren’t god awful it’s just him and his rancid vibes) #anyway he definitely watched glee. beginning to end. he hates it tho #I should definitely make a new post about my little guys so much of their stories have changed #like. Erin has a sister now. he did not have tgat before #and Annie’s even worse

[anemoflower]

Ok but why is there a old video game crush reawakening in me all of a sudden

I don't like this

#;babbling phia #I won't say a name #because most of my crushes last for a short time sooo #I'm sure it's not worth mentioning :3 #(I said while I still can't stop thinking about this guy argh) #I didn't even play the game(s) lol #I just watched that one movie he's in and uh yeah #I don’t need this there's not enough room in my brain for this #I will just go to sleep now- tomorrow it will be gone anyway... :>

[utenthy]

has anyone here seen richard siken’s current twitter antics

#im like insanely aggravated it’s like ruining my day #he’s kind of delving into this topic of the current discourse surrounding speculating the sexuality of an artist and how people are #trying to twist some crazy don’t ask don’t tell scheme into the most appropriate course of action #don’t know if you guys are too deep in anime heaven to be aware of this but oh my god #i get a lot of like popstars on my twitter feed and it’s just people like if you think this famous person is gay you’re fucking disgusting #it’s bananas #but siken is getting involved now and he’s kind of proposing this theoretical to his followers #and they’re all like falling for it in the most ridiculous way #he’s saying like. if you found out i was straight would you think of my art differently #and they’re all like Nooo baby we’d support if you were het cuz sexuality doesn’t matter bby #and he keeps like dropping all these leading questions trying to take them to the water like #even if a reading erases queer history is it okay #and they’re like yes it’s ok ❤️ #like it makes it so obvious and stupid i can’t believe these people are watching Richard siken #extremely important gay poet #get sucked into gaylor drama and their take is that he’s saying omg gaylors flopped sexuality doesn’t matter #don’t be stupid #he was like if i was straight it wouldn’t change the art would it ? And the answer is yes it would. fucking obviously. #but he’s getting into a lot of conflict with people #cuz like im always saying the greater society smoked so much homophobia that even gay people and allies are fucking CONFUSSD about what it #means to be an activist or stand for the cause of gay liberation

[ezraphobicsoup]

if you could go anywhere/see anything in the whole universe where would you go?

hmmmmm that’s a whole lotta places. uh assuming i could do this like cost free and without yknow dying of space travel and such. i’d explore a bit to see what time is and how it changes. i’d find a field far away and lie down and sing a song. i mean if there’s no limit on the amount of places i can go i’d probably check out a lot of earth too, but i’m curious as to what���s out there in the potentially infinitesimal existence of everything. the chances are however, everything would be kinda overwhelming, yknow there’s a whole lot of everything (as will wood said, everything is a lot) so i think i would also come back home and lie down

#hypothetical questions are my talent evidently #thank you for this ask though it made me think a lot #might be nice to bring someone along for some adventures as well and also for coming back home #like that’s the thing i don’t think i could pin point a specific location for this because surely we cannot grasp what everything is #and how much there is of everything there will most likely be things beyond human comprehension that even if i were to visit would not mean #anything to me. but that isn’t to say that there isn’t significant beauty and worth in exploring everything you can and experiencing #the wonders of the universe #or something i’m just some guy who watched doctor who and also thinks a lot at the end of the day #ezranswers #that’s fun sure fuck it the tag for asks is now ezranswers

[better-call-mau1]

Sidious: “When my new apprentice Darth Vader arrives, he will...take care of you.” 😈😤😏

Nute Gunray and the Separatists, who apparently thought that being ‘taken care of’ by a Sith Lord meant something other than being sliced up: “Wow that sounds like fun! We’ll roll out the welcome wagon!” 😄🥳🤩

#Revenge of the Sith is probably my favorite movie of all time #and I watch it religiously #but that bit has started to crack me up #Sidious says it so menacingly too #and Nute is like “oh sure sounds fun! can’t wait to meet him! does he have any allergies because Poggle was gonna make some mini-muffins?” #PACK YOUR BAGS AND GTFO #WHY WOULD YOU NEED TO BE TAKEN CARE OF BY A SITH LORD #THE SITH ARE TYING UP LOOSE ENDS #YOU AND YOUR BROSKIS ARE ALL LOOSE ENDS #JUST A BUNCHA LOOSE ENDS HANGING OUT TOGETHER IN THE SAME ROOM #and I know they aren’t sympathetic characters #but Palps played them and Dooku and Grievous like fiddles #“Clone intelligence has reported that General Greivous is… yeah yeah yeah you just got off a holocall with him ya Loth-snake #(wtf even is “clone intelligence”…are they spies??? they’re the most dubious guys in the galaxy! they all look alike!) #sometimes I think about those deleted scenes where Padmé meets with Separatist leaders #and basically kickstarts the Rebel Alliance #makes me think about if Nute and some of those guys had lived and joined the Alliance…lots of comedic potential #Nute: “I feel like ‘Alliance to Restore the Republic’ isn’t a very inclusive name for our cause. I don’t want to restore the Republic.” #Padmé: “Well we’re gonna have better luck piecing the Republic back together than Count Dooku aren’t we?” #Grievous: *uncontrollable cough-sobbing* #revenge of the sith #darth sidious #anakin skywalker #star wars incorrect quotes #nute gunray

[6ebe]

I think. Sigh. The thing abt f1 and dominant eras is it’s actually just inevitable. A lot of people are chewing at the bit ready to call this the downfall of f1 and like it isn’t. Viewership also plummeted during peak Mercedes dominance. F1 is an engineering competition first and foremost. The reason other series have more overtaking is because they have more shared components between teams. F1 is special in its innovative potential. I don’t think that’s necessarily a problem no matter how infuriating it may be to fans. Idk. Acting like the us market declining is a sign of the downfall of f1 is hilarious like f1 survived without us viewership for most of its existence it’ll survive now. Like America isn’t the centre of the world idk. I’ll celebrate when they stop desperately trying to Americanise the sport idk 😭🤣

#when they never ask these men abt American football again >>>>> #like it’s not like I’m enjoying it rn #but some of you guys don’t seem to even understand the sport you’re watching LMAO #f1 #like bc of dts and lockdown and all sorts of other things many people became fans in a more temporary way. in the case of any media or #social media trend like. that peak declining is just natural #a lot of people weren’t going to be fans in the long run and that’s ok #not to pull the 'not a real fan' card bc i do know a lot of longterm viewers also losing interest #but the tone of most of these complaints does reek of like. not actually being aware of how it works

[the-meme-monarch]

I love how weird birdie's deal is. he's just a guy. he's part of the park. he's the narrator. he's owen's bffsie. it gives central park this small spark of the magic mundane that like none of the other characters acknowledge but it makes the entire vibe so charming bc of it. i am glad to see another central park fan in the wild that brings the counter up to Two

birdie is in fact Eveything to me. literally the most specialest just some guy ever i think

#this show is really good ok. @ my followers if you like musicals you will like this show the songs are all so stage musical esque #i think people should at least listen to Own It bc that’s still maybe the most memorable song for me even after watching all of it #the monarch's court #central park #also owen is ace ok ‘loophole is the best kind of hole’ are you Kidding. ace to ace communication #also helen is so fucking real. she is also everything #as an ex hamilton fan seeing leslie odom jr and daveed diggs being in the voice cast i felt like the meme of the guy holding a drink and po #pointing at the screen #which upon googling it his name is rick dalton If You Don’t Knwo The Meme Im Referring To #sorry I’m just Talkinb now. good night

[21shotglasses]

the amount of hanbins in the kpop industry is slowly increasing. at first it was just ikon hanbin, then the greatly loved iland and then tempest hanbin. and now there are two hanbins in boys planet which i’m positive at least one will make it into the group. these rankings are changing fast but people have loved sung hanbin since the beginning and i think he’s probably gonna get in.

#i think this is objectively a hilarious take #hanbin #kpop #b.i #kim hanbin #ikon #iland #tempest #boys planet #park hanbin #sung hanbin #Hanbin Ngô #Ngô Ngọc Hưng #another thing is that all the hanbin’s are the most popular member #i’m pretty sure hanbin’s still the most popular member of ikon enough though he’s been gone for a bit now #but he definitely was when he was in ikon #hanbin in tempest is the most popular member by a lot #everyone loved sung hanbin in bp and now they continue to love him in zb1 #according to kprofile hao is the most popular but i don’t think that’s true #he may have won but hanbin was quite literally korea’s favorite #i don’t think it’s that big of a disparity and hao definitely deserves the love and rank #i remember chaehyun being the most popular member of kep1er before they debuted even though xiaoting i #is definitely the most popular #it’ll probably change once they debut #on a separate note i didn’t watch bp but i am totally obsessed with hanbin now #that guy is like 100% my type #this is so funny to look back on cause i’m 100% into hao now #i’m technically ot9 (with a definite less for yujin) but hao’s been the main main for a while now #i like hanbin as much as the next person but he’s just not really my type #idk what i was thinking back then

[fizzlehead]

GODDDD i just miss being able to watch new episodes of riverdale live and have FUN with them. i remember watching the josie and the pussycats episode in my tiny single dorm room with like 5 of my friends packed onto my twin bed and when archie kissed kevin on the cheek we all ERUPTED in a screaming fit. and then a few weeks later we all did the same thing with the next to normal episode and again like when charles burst into the room singing we stood up and cheered like our sports team had just scored a touchdown or whatever. and even though i didn’t really like s6 very much it STILL had moments like these in the majority of episodes. but now every week i watch it alone in my bed on my laptop and i spend the entire time brain rottingly bored at best and genuinely upset and angry at worst. like what happened i miss riverdale!!!! :(

#i just feel nothinggggggg anymore it makes me actually want to burst into tears. riverdale nights used to be the most exciting nights of my #week and now i forget it’s even airing until like an hour before it starts. feels fucking bad man #not to keep beating a dead horse about how much i hate this season like I know I’ve made it clear. last night just really really did #something to me man. and it’s because they mentioned stonewall prep and i got SO excited because I was like ok FINALLY they’re gonna give me #a moment thag makes me stand up and yell like I used to be able to do. they’re gonna put bret on my screen and I’m gonna scream and run into #the other room to tell my sister about it and it’s gonna be fun and it’s gonna feel like how I’m used to feeling while watching this show. #but then they were like hey here’s two made up stonewall preppies who you’ve never seen or heard about before and who yoh certainly don’t #care about. that’s what you want right. and i literally think something in my brain snapped. irreparably #so now I’m just sitting here thinking about how the time of my life hen I got to watch my favorite show with my friends every week and jump #up and down and scream and laugh and cheer every 5 minutes is over and im never gonna get to do that again. which is awesome <3 #this is so fucking melodramatic i know im sorry it’s just that I’ve snapped like I said. something happened last night & now im busted #but anyways. how are you guys doing #taylor xoxo