#I am glad things i think r silly n sweet n fun are all those things 2 other people too

[cerealmonster15]

thinking abt ur jamiazu fic where they go on a field trip and azul carried jamil <3 loved them sm .... azul talking to the lil octopus was so cute too

wahhh THANK YOU i really liked writing that one!!! i love making characters be SILLY DORKY LITTLE FOOLS

hes being SO VERY SERIOUS RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!!!!!

i'd like to think jamil was Haunted by that new lore of Azul Being Strong Enough To Carry Him With Ease LOL

#sorry i wanted an excuse to DOODLE lol glad u like it THANK U WAHHHHHHHH #makes me all warm n fuzzy knowing people still think of the fics after reading em the first time ;w; #asks #mobblepsycho100 #cereal tries to draw #another fic where i inserted a bus ride even tho they Probably Wouldnt LOL FDSJKFfkls #whatever im p sure adeuce mentioned public transit at the end of book 4 so who says busses dont exist #at least this was an entirely made up scenario #UNLIKE WHERE I GOOFED IT IN SECURITY CAULDRON and forgot they took a portal to vargas camp or w/e #and i just. added a bus LOL #shshhshh it was one of my earlier twst fics it's FINE that wasntthe point #<- i am haunted by past fic mistakes #ANYWAY I GOT DISTRACTED HI THANK YOU FOR SWEET MESSAGE I LOVE U !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #I am glad things i think r silly n sweet n fun are all those things 2 other people too #me posting muppets au at midnight: hmm. is this too much. anyway-

[slvttyfag]

oh noooo, at least you can reschedule !!!!! ive never met a pug before it would be really fun to meet him :3!!!! my favorite dogs are pitbulls, rottweilers, and german shepherds bc they're silly little guys. ive been meaning to get a dog lately but im still unsure with the decision, but i really miss having a dog around yknow. maybe ill volunteer at shelters!!!!

i hope the pizza is the best pizza ever you deserve it :DDDD what are some youtubers you like :o? i like so many it's easier to list who i dont like lolol but ive been fixted on oneyplays recently!!!! i also watch a ton of video essayists and commentary channels like jarvis johnson, chadchad, and drew gooden :3

i love ajj!!!!!!!!!!! i rlly like their body terror song and terrifyer, but in general all of their music is rlly great. im actually really new to branching out within this type of music so i will give some of yours a listen....but i do like machine girl n seeyouspacecowboy (and also mcr, circa, leathermouth, deathspells, etc.), plus a lot of broadway esque things...unfortunately im a theatre kid</3

i hope the things i say make sense bc every time i go to write another message my brain blanks out n i have to stim n make a bunch of excited noises to calm down >~> i am glad i got brave enough to talk on anon because you're really fun to talk to <3333

- 🫀🦷

he's such a sweet boy he's called Elvis and he's the silliest man on earth!!!!

those r the BEST dog breeds i absolutely agree rotties especially r my sweet babies!!! aww yeah i get that! it's a big decision! me and my roomies are thinking about adopting another dog but we've got tons of time to think 💞 shelter volunteering sounds amazing u should absolutely go 4 it!

thank u!!!! i usually don't like pizza but I get garlic and herb "pizza" and it's close enough and super yummy 💓💓

i loveeee youtubers i watch lots of Dan & Phil, kurtis Conner, drew gooden, Danny Gonzalez, jarvis too! i rly like jacob Geller and philosophy tube for video essays especially even tho they talk abt different stuff I love my long form informational videos 💕💕

hell yeah those r 2 great songs!!!! i have a big playlist of my fave ajj songs I can send u if u like :3 it has a Bunch 💓 i loveeee seeyouspacecowboy and all those other bands too!!! death spells and leathermouth especially i love hardcore 🥰 omg no shame here let he who is without sin etc I used to be really into musicals, im not so much anymore but there's still some songs i listen to from les mis, in the heights, and be more chill 💞

oh sugar don't you worry you make perfect sense 💞💞 you're so fucking cute omg i wanna sit u in my lap and give u a kiss and stim together 💕💕

im so glad too! i really enjoy messaging with u, ur great to talk to!

#asks #🫀🦷 anon #hope u dont mind me making a tag sugar i just wanna keep track of our sweet lil convos cuz they rly cheer me up

[all1e23]

Candy Coated

Pairings: Sugar Daddy!Bucky x Reader

Summary:  Is he your sugar daddy or your boyfriend?? If only he could keep his hands off you long enough to ask. 

Warnings:  Adulty themes. Yes, I’m a grown-up, and I said adulty themes. it’s not really smut but it’s not clean either. it is a sugar daddy (kind of) fic. So if you don’t like that I am not sure if you will like this. Keep in mind I do my own thing, so it’s not traditional.

A/N:   I don’t know where this came from tbh. Just happened. Depending on the reaction it may become my new series. I don’t know. We will see. I’m kind of torn on what I want to do with this, but I would like to work on my smut skills so maybe this is a good one? Let me know what you think. Write me a book report, sing me a song or just scream at me. 

Part of my series: Sugary Sweet

***My fics are not to be saved or posted on any other sites without my written permission. Reblogs are my jam though! Thanks!*

“I’m glad you had fun tonight, sweet girl. ” Bucky cooed softly in your ear as he led you down the dark, shanty hallway. He didn’t like dropping you off downstairs at the main door and always insisted on walking you up. You had a feeling he didn’t like your building all that much. You didn’t live in the fanciest apartment building in Brooklyn, but it was all you could afford at the moment, and you did not want to leave the city -- all of your friends were here, your career (potential career) and of course, there was Bucky. 

It was still new and, yeah, he was roughly a seven years older than you, but that didn’t matter. It didn’t bother him, so you didn’t let it bother you. He had your whole damn heart and, maybe that scared you a bit. 

You started this -- whatever this thing was, about five months ago. You stopped into Starbucks before class, you were running late, and of course, they were incredibly busy, so busy they were taking orders before you even got to the register. When you finally made it up to pay you realized you had forgotten your wallet at home and your portfolio -- that’s a story for another day. There you stood, waiting for the ground to open up and swallow you whole to save you from the embarrassment of having to hand back your cup of coffee (that you already took a sip from) and rush out the door in front of a sea of judging strangers.

Right as you were about to bury what little pride you had left a deep voice rumbled from behind you, ‘You can add it to mine.’

As if this couldn’t get any more embarrassing the man behind you felt enough pity and secondhand embarrassment that he offered to buy your nearly six dollar cup of coffee. You took a deep breath and turned to face your savor, prepared to deliver the most humiliating thank you but instead, you nearly choked on your tongue! Holy shit, he was gorgeous. There wasn’t an ounce of pity on his face just an amused albeit fond grin. 

‘I--I--’ You shook your head to clear the fog and somehow squeaked out a thank you. He simply chuckled, letting those crinkles by his pretty blue eyes show and make your heart seize for a hot minute. 

“It’s really no problem.” He waved it off like any other Thursday morning and nodded towards the front door. ‘Where are you headed?’

Five months passed, and he was still buying your coffee, among other things. Nat and Clint kept insisting you were his sugar baby, but it wasn’t like that. Hell, the first time you sucked his dick, you had to initiate it, and even still he made it very clear he didn’t expect anything from you. He liked taking care of you, and you were just fine with that. 

Wanda thought it was sweet. She told you she’s never seen you this happy before and thought Bucky was the best boyfriend you’ve ever brought home. She said all of that in front of Bucky! He didn’t even flinch, but his hand slipped under your skirt while you attempted to urge her out of the apartment and his fingers danced along the pattern of your lace panties (took her a minute but she finally got the hint). Long, thick fingers distracted you enough that you forgot to ask if he was okay being called your boyfriend --  you were also late to the movie, and there wasn’t much talking later that night. 

“I always have fun when I’m with you.” You nuzzled your nose just below his ear and sighed happily before you were reminded of why he took you out to begin with. 

“Do you really have to go out of town for a whole week?” 

Bucky kissed your temple and stopped at your apartment door, waiting for you to dig through the diaster you called a purse and find your keys. “It’s for work, baby. I wouldn’t leave you if I didn’t have to you know that.” 

You finally found said keys after several minutes of digging and met Bucky’s gaze with a dramatic pout. You didn’t want him to go, and you really hated how needy that sounded, but this was the first time he was leaving for this long since you became a thing and you didn’t even know what you guys were You had no idea what he considers you -- his sugar baby, girlfriend, a passing fling or mid-life crisis. 

That last one stung unexpectedly. 

You didn’t want to be just a fling, not to Bucky. 

A large, firm hand landed on the back your neck making you lift your head back up to meet his eyes. You hadn’t realized you had dropped it and it had worried Bucky by the look of things.

“Tell me, you know I wouldn’t leave if I didn’t have to.” He demanded quietly. 

“I know. You wouldn’t go if you didn’t have to.” A hushed voice said, and it took a second for you to realize it was you that said it. “I just -- I don’t like to be away from you.” 

You slipped your hands inside his dark brown leather jacket, letting them rest against the thin shirt he had on. You could feel the heat from his skin and the way his abs flexed as he stepped towards you, pushing you into the wall next to your door. 

“I don’t like being away from you.” He admitted. 

His brows were furrowed as he realized just how true that was. He hated being away from you. Sometimes just making it through the workday was fucking painful, but he didn’t have much choice with this trip. The client wanted the owners of R & B Architecture there in the flesh, which meant both he and Steve had to make an appearance in Boston. 

“What can I do to make it better, hm?” He took two steps towards you, pinning you to the wall. “Tell me, baby.” 

The dark look in his eyes and the sinful smirk on his face sucked all the air right out of you. You were so close to floating, and you didn’t care who saw you. This was it. You could ask him right then. What the hell are we!?  

“Can I have anything I want?” 

Bucky’s smirk stretched into a full-blown grin, and he nodded. He had yet to tell you no, he wasn’t about to start now. His leg slipped between yours slowly inching up until your skirt was bunched up and you were resting against his warm thigh. The whimper that left your lips nearly brought him to his knees right there. His tongue slipped out to wet his bottom lip and told you in a hoarse whisper, “I’ll give you whatever you want, baby. You know that.” 

That made your insides squeeze, and your belly flip in a disgustingly perfect way. Such a silly, impractical thing to say but you knew he meant it and even if you asked Bucky for something completely outrageous he would do his best to get it to you. Sure, all the gifts were lovely, but you just wanted him to be yours and only yours.

“I just want you, Buck.” 

He grinned and slowly pulled your keys from your trembling fingers. He was praying your roommates weren’t home because he had no intention of keeping things quiet tonight. 

“You have me, baby girl. I’m all yours.” 

You could always ask him in the morning. 

#bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #sugar daddy!bucky #sugar daddy AU #bucky x you #bucky x reader #bucky x y/n #alternate universe #james buchanan barnes #james bucky barnes

[bleedingpurple]

Follow Forever!

Oh my gosh, you guys. I legit love all of you. You guys are so amazing. I can’t believe you guys have actually stuck with me and my weird response times. I haven’t been that active lately because my therapy has been really intense (but now it’s the weekend I’ll have some free time :D) 

But guys, seriously. I have made so many new friends here, and I’m so grateful for each and every one of you. Each of you are so kind, and you’re all AMAZING  writers! I’m honestly so lucky to have you guys. Oh no, I'm rambling. I’m gonna cut myself off here and get to the tagging so I don’t bore you guy. <3<3

This is super long so I’m gonna have to put this under a read more! 

Some beyond amazing people that I have to thank for being so wonderful <3<3<3<3

@cassiecwayne: oh my gosh, Jean, my love, you are such an amazing person and such an amazing writer, but most of all, you are an amazing friend. You are such a kind, sweet person, and you being so much laughter to my life when I’m down. I love you so much. Never stop being you <3

@rxsurrxcted: Clint! I’ve known you for such a long time. We’re coming up on what, out third year of friendship? Either way, I’m so so lucky to have you as a friend. You’re always there to chat and freak out about things with me. You are such a sweetheart and I love you so much and you’re an amazing person and friend. Thank you so much for just being here and putting up with my weirdness XD

@cassies-comics: Okay, lemme just, lemme tell you how much of an amazing writer you are, okay? Like, you’re so kind and I love chatting with you, even if we don’t talk that much, and thank you for putting up with my crazy plot ideas <3 You’re such a sweetheart and I’m glad you’re in my... Dash? Yeah, sure, that works lol. But seriously, I’m glad to have you. 

@the-stars-n-an-alien / @neverheardof: Fairy, my love, my dearest, I am beyond lucky to have you. I’m so so so so thankful to have you in my life. You are kind, and smart and I have amazing conversations with you. Like Clint, we have known each other for almost 3 years now, and I truly cherish out friendship. You are so good at writing and drawing and talking and you have the best ideas, and plots and i just... I just love you, okay? Thank you for everything you’ve done and just, thank you for being you <3

@thegoof: My dude, thank you so so much for being such a great friend. Honestly I can’t tell you how many weird looks I’ve gotten from people because I read something funny from you and choke on my own spit. You are such a cool person, amazing artist, writer and a super amazing friend. Thank you for being a part of my life. And your puns are so good. Pun wars with you are always a challenge! (legit its such a challenge for me to reply to your puns but i love it so much)

@lcstinthewoods: We have never talked, but I admire your writing so much! Thank you for taking the time to reply to my silly threads, you’re a doll <3

@backinblueandblack: We haven’t talked much, but I love writing with you! Our thread is going so smoothly! I love it! (cookies are the best, tbh) 

@timmydrake-wayne: Tasher... My love... My Tim... You are legit amazing. We’ve only been talking for like, a month now? I think? Maybe 2, 3 tops, but I already love you <3 You’re so kind and such an inspiration to me. I’m so so lucky to have you as a friend <3

@based-superboy: Hello friend! We don’t chat that much, but when we do I always love it! I love writing with you so much. Your writing is great and you always post funny things that make me cackle. Thanks for being you <3

@escriimatiic: Syd, LET ME LOVE YOU! You are such an amazing person and friend and legit how do you put up with my weirdness? How do you sleep after seeing all of the potatoes I draw sexy legs on? How are you still talking to me after all that? How are you so kind? And tall? And why am I so short? Well, guess we’ll never know. But I’m so thankful for you and your friendship and being so nice, and kind, and sweet and I love you man. You're like family at this point <3<3

@b-atmans: Okay, confession time. You’re so good at writing you scare me. Whenever I see a reply from you I get a little giddy. From the brief OOC interactions we’ve had, I’ve come to admire you even further. You’re very nice, and easy to talk with! :D Never stop being you!

@flashgotthis: My gosh I love you. It’s once again, been almost 3 years and I’m so glad I know you. You’re so so fun to write with, and I love love chatting with you so much. You’re easy to interact with IC and OOC and like, I really admire you. Thank you for being you, just, thank you so much. Keep being you, cause after all, nobody else can be you, right? <3<3

@cxttingties: You. Are. A. S T A R. Literally, you play Artemis so incredibly well, and I love talking with you and I just, you just so amazing??? like? I admire your writing so much, and how fast you can write. You’re really easy to write with, but I love how Artemis challenges Steph, and really really makes me think. I just think you’re an overall amazing person, and a super cool noodle. <3 XO

@oursourtragedy: Okay, we haven’t talked much, but I already admire you! I love all your muses (kitty is adorable) and like, I love your blog (I’m always blown away by multi-muse blogs, like, how do you switch between muses so fluently?) anyway, I’m glad we get to write together! 

@wxngsandwxbs: I love your writing. I’m so glad you ship the thing too?!?! Like, legit so happy. I love writing with you so much <3

@birdb0yw0nder: Friend! I’m so lucky to be able to chat with you, and like, we share mutual love for our child. You are such a sweet person and thank you for putting up with me <3<3

@wcnderman: Hello! We’ve just started writing together but I already love you and your character! You’re so creative?? like??I love it

@makeitspeedy: Legit sweetheart is what you are. I remember when we started writing, I was going through a tough time, and you were so kind and supportive about it. You are also an amazing writer. Man, you’re just all around a cool noodle 

@isxhoolxdyxu​: Friend! I’m so glad we get to chat OOC. You’re an incredibly fun person to talk to and you actually put up with all the pics I send you of my dogs! Thanks for being so awesome!!!!

@snotnosedbat​: Oh mY gOsH you are kinda amazing? I love how you play your character, and all your other ones too! So amazing! We’ve only chatted briefly, but you seem to be a really cool person! :D

@technical-robin​: Okay so like, we haven't talked in like, forever? But I’ve known you for almost 3 years and you’re an amazing friend! I love chatting and writing with you so much! You’re pretty A++++

@notyouraveragemartian​: Amazing writer, amazing muse and extremely amazing Mun. Sure, we’ve only had some brief interactions but I love your M’gann and you're just an amazing RPer (I still gotta get those icons to you!)

@officerwingxdings​: Okay, lemme just, you’re amazing, okay? Like, your writing style is gr8, and I love the way you write Dick. You’re also really fun to talk to! I love reading your writing and it always makes me smile to see you on my dash! :)

@huntress-earthtwo​: Amazing writer! I love writing with you! I love the way you play Helena so much!!!! :D

@sassyassgrayson​: FRIEND! Hello! I love talking and writing with you! To be honest, I love your character! You write him so so incredibly well! I love it so much! :D:D:D:D

@jaybirdtxdd​: Ayee, Blondie! Thank you so much for being such an amazing person! Tbh late night conversations with you are so great, and you’re so kind and fun to talk to and much a kind person. I love having you as a friend so so much, and I’m really grateful that I have you <3

@cadmusreject​: Hi there! We chat sometimes, and when we do I love it so much. I can’t believe that we’re gonna learn how to call cows, like, we’re gonna rule all the cows lol. Anyway, you’re an amazing writer and I adore having you as a friend

@doesitcomeinpurple: Hey! I love your writing so much, even tho I haven't responded to the thread yet lol. ahhh, the wonders of stress. Anyway, I’m super excited to respond to the writing and see where the story takes us!!!! 

@grrlwonder: Okay confession time: I love the way you play Steph. I love your style of writing too. I really look up to you, and hope I can be as good as you one day. 

@blackcowledbat: We’ve chatted briefly to plot our story, but I can already tell you’re a pretty cool person. I also love the way you write so much!!!! And the plot we have is absolutely amazing!!!!

@unreliable-hero: I LOVE YOUR CHARACTER AND THE WAY YOU WRITE. Tbh I love the writing we have, and I love the way you actually write and your blog is amazing and tbh I could go on and on.

@scngbirdgrxyson: Truly a star, I love how you write your character and like, such a good idea? I love your blog too, and your writing and just, you’re literally amazing?!?!

@marithegraysonkid:  I love talking to you so much! The stories you tell are amazing, and tbh I wanna steal your chickens and your wonderful washer machine cat. It’s been amazing both talking and writing with you!

@nxthisdaughter: HI! KAE I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LEMME HUG YOU. But like, legit, I’m so so lucky to have you in my life and I’m so so thankful. You are such a sweet, kind person and I love you Kaebae <3. Thank you for being such a positive light in my life and thank you for being so kind, and warm, and welcoming and sweet and so fun to talk to and did I already mention I love you? Because I do <3 

@calliopesnow: HI I LOVE YOU. You have stuck with me for so long, and been such a great friend. Your OCs are A++++ and I’m honestly so overwhelmed with emotion cause you’re so amazing and kind and so easy to talk to and an amazing writer and artist and I love you so so much and I’m so lucky to know you <3 thank you foe being such a spectacular person <3

Gems I have the pleasure of seeing on my dash <3<3

@fastestboyalive: I love your Wally? Like? I’ve been admiring your blog from afar for like years <3 @theredwonder: You are legit amazing. I’m always shy to talk to you cause I guess its a bit of like, hero worship? Idk but like, you’re amazing @nationalcityy: I love your writing and like, idk I love Kara’s responses to the ask box memes XD You’re a gem, never change  @dawnofspeed: Literally amazing blog. I love seeing you on my dash. I love all the stuff you post <3 And your writing is amazing <3 @britishmate: You just put out the starter, and I’m excited to start writing with you! I love you character tbh  @her-own-rules: Okay, amazing writing for an amazing muse <3 I’m so glad we’re mutuals  @americanalien​: Okay so, we’ve never talked, or even interacted really at all, but I love reading your stuff! You're an amazing writer and I’m glad I get to see you on my dash!  @nottheheroyouwanted​: I have some legit hero worship here. You’re an amazing Kara, and an amazing writer. Your blog is goals. @multacane​: woof woof, woof woof woof? Bork bork, grrr, woof! (translation: I adore your character so much, like?? so amazing? And I love your writing style and seeing you on my dash.  @thebatofgothamcity​: A lovely person to write with is what you are! And a generally lovely person in general! I love writing with you and reading all your posts!  @capedfound​: Alright, here I go with the hero worship again *nervous sweating* Okay but seriously, your blog and the way you write is amazing and I’m kinda in awe over here.  @crimsxnbolt​: Alright, we’ve only had very brief interactions but I’m glad I got to threateningly strum at you. That kinda made my day. Also you’re an amazing writer, and your Wally is A++++ @bienvenbeetles​: Hi there! We’ve talked briefly about a thread, but I think I forgot to send one in lol. Anyway, you’re a super cool person and a gem on my dash!  @redxbird: I love seeing you on my dash like, so so much. You're amazing and like, I’m a bit awestruck here not gonna lie @harley-of-gotham: Super fun to write with~! I love your writing, and the way our story is going! @masked-oracle: So like, we’ve just started writing together but your blog and writing is A++++ I’m very excited to get out thread going!!  @flashter: Great blog, great muse. I love your writing and just, your Wally is just???? So perfect?? so adorable?? I dont even know, I just legit love your blog.  @starksfrequentlyassedquestions: Our thread is but a child, yet it has so much potential! Lol anyway, I love your blog. So great!! Super great writing and the prompts you reblog are always perfect! :D

#follow forever

[immabewriting]

Five Teachers Walk Into A Bar...  -Chapter 4

A/N: OMG another update can I get a boo ya??? As always please and review and one more thing: I am currently on the hunt for a beta to help me edit my story and stuff like that so if you’re interested in that just message me or send me an ask. Thanks! And now on with the date!!

"Kaylee I have nothing to wear!" Nancy exclaims throwing dresses and blouses on the bed. This date was in 2 hours and she had nothing to wear, her hair looked atrocious, she couldn't find her favorite shoes, and to top it off her favorite lipstick melted in the car! And Kaylee was no help whatsoever.

Kaylee laughs, "You're stressing out way too much about this. Relax, it's just a date!"

"I haven't been on one since before May was born, I'm like a rusty sink!" May retorts.

"Oh wow yea, you should be worried."

"Kaylee you suck."

"I'm kidding!" Kaylee says walking over to Nancy. "Come on let me help you."

 They went over her closet for thirty minutes before deciding on a red, skater dress; it was breezy and casual, perfect for a picnic. Kaylee helped curl her hair into soft, effortless waves. Some mascara, a little eyeliner and red lipstick later she was ready.

"You look hot. And I'm not saying that because I'm your cousin." Kaylee comments.

"You really think so?" Nancy asks again while looking in the mirror.

"May! Can you come here?" Kaylee called out. Little May bounded down the hall to the room.

"Ya kaylee?" May asks.

"Doesn't mommy look pretty?" Kaylee asks her. May looks at Nancy and her jaw drops. Literally.

"Mommy! You look like the prettiest princess in the entire world!" She exclaims. Kaylee and Nancy chuckle and Nancy hugs May, "Thanks Mayflower."

Just then the doorbell rang and all three of them turned their heads in the direction of the door.

"AH!" Nancy yells. Kaylee and May run to the door to answer it. And there was Chris standing there in a button down and some nice jeans.

"Mr. Evans!" May exclaims, Chris smiles and waves.

"Hi May, how are you?" He asks.

"I'm great! Kaylee made me mac and cheese!"

"Yes I did." Kaylee says. It was honestly a miracle she didn't burn down the kitchen. Chris turns to Kaylee and extends his hand, "I don't believe we've met, I'm Chris."

Oh I know all about you Mr. Evans hehe. "I'm Kaylee, Nancy’s cousin. It's nice to meet you." Kaylee answers. Wow he was beefy; USDA prime beefy beefy-ness.

"Are you sure you're not a lumberjack?" Kaylee asks him. He laughs.

"Yea, pretty sure." He answers.

"Kaylee stop Harassing Chris!" Nancy shouts walking into the room.

Now Chris had heard about how time froze when you saw your soulmate for the first time and granted this wasn’t the first time he saw her, but when he saw her it was like the world stopped. The universe somehow telling him, ‘this is it. This is who you’re supposed to be with.’ And if the universe was telling him that then he probably should listen.

“You look beautiful,” he says.

She blushes, “Thanks you look pretty nice too.”

“Very nice.” Kaylee commented. Nancy groans, “I’m so sorry about her.”

Chris chuckles, “Its okay I have sisters too. Um, you ready to go?”

Nancy nods, “Yea, just give me a sec!” she turns to Kaylee and May going over house rules, babysitting instructions, what to do in case Kaylee set the stove on fire (again) and making sure to give May two big hugs and a goodbye kiss.

“If anything happens call me!” Nancy tells them.

“We got it, don’t burn the house down! Now go on your date!” Kaylee says slowly kicking Nancy out. They say their goodbyes and leave.

“Don’t burn the house down…?” Chris asks.

“Kaylee and our stove don’t get along.” Nancy explains.

“Ah, well she seems responsible. I’m sure nothing will happen.” Chris assures her. She smiles at him and nods.

“So, um where are we going?” she asks him.

“Its this place called Scenic Cinema. They play movies outdoors on this huge projector and its really nice for a picnic or a date.” He tells her.

“Ooh cool beans!”

“Mhmm, You’re not allergic to anything right?”

“Nope, I will eat almost anything, except bananas I hate bananas.”

“What?! What did bananas ever do to you?”

“They taste terrible! And the shape? I mean come on you can’t take anyone seriously eating a banana.”

“You just have a dirty mind.”

“Maybe, but I still hate bananas.”

“Well, you’ll be happy to know that there are no bananas in this picnic basket.” He informs her. She giggles, “Good or I would’ve gotten out of the car.”

They drove to the outdoor theater and parked. It was a wonderful, sunny day perfect for picnic and a movie. They found a perfect spot near a tree and enjoyed the show…

“That ending was terrible! Why would they kill her?” Nancy exclaims.

“Because they had to, she was the accomplice!” Chris argues.

“No, they could’ve kept her for information, now they have nothing and have to find the thief on their own with some stupid evidence.” She retorts. They had just finished the movie and there were some mixed review about it. She hated it, he liked it, and discussion ensued.

“Well yea but the letters had some clues they could use.”

“And the woman who was his accomplice for five years didn’t?” she retorts.

“Okay, you got me there.” He agrees. They were walking around the town center that was surrounded by little shops, and restaurants and bakeries making it feel cozy and cute and perfect for an after movie walk and talk. “So, what do you do?” he asks.

“Oh! I’m an editor for the LA Times.” She tells him.

“Wow, that’s really cool! Is there a section in particular you run?”

“The Op-Ed section. Its pretty neat, kind of tiring at times.” She says.

“How so?” he asks.

“Well a lot of our pieces need to be proofread a bunch of times and sometimes people email us asking why we didn’t put their piece in the paper and guess who gets to deal with that.” She says pointing at herself.

“Ouch, yea that must suck.” He says.

“Yea but I love it, everyone has a story or something to say and I think we should hear it." She says. He smiles, "That's a nice way of looking at the world."

She blushes, god she hadn't felt like this in a long time. What was that feeling called? The feeling of blushing for all the good reasons, the feeling of good butterflies; was there a term for that feeling? Because she was certainly feeling it right now.

They kept walking and talking. It got cooler and eventually he gave her his jacket like a true gentleman.

"Ooh, a bookstore! I haven't seen this here it must be new!" She says excitedly. Nancy calm down, don't let your nerd show.

"Wanna go in?" He asks. She looks at him and grins and runs in a little too fast. He smiles and follows behind her, happy to be along for the ride.

It had been 20 minutes since Chris saw Nancy and he was hoping she didn’t run off. He thought the date was going well, great even.

“Nancy?” he called out wandering the aisles of the bookstore.

“Yea?” a voice calls out. He runs in the direction of the voice and finds her behind a stack of books. She peeks out from behind the stack, “Ready to go?”

“Are you buying all those?” he asks.

“Yea of course, you’re only getting two books?” she asks him.

        “Um, yes?”

        “Okay,” she says and walks over to the cashier to purchase her books. “They’re not all for me, some are for May and one is for Kaylee.”

        “I wish I could read as many books as that.” He says.

        “Well trust me I wasn’t always like this.”

        “What changed?” he asks her. She was quiet for a moment then said, “When I was, thirteen my dad died.”

        “I’m so sorry,” he says.

        “Its okay, books were kind of my escape from reality. It really helped with the grief and depression and stuff.” She explains.

        “Wow,” he says.

        “Not exactly first date material.”

        “No no it’s okay, it’s great.” Awkward. “Um, will you recommend some books for me?” he asks. She looks at him and a huge grin breaks out on her face. She takes his hand and they go down the aisles of the bookstore looking for all the books she loved as a thirteen year old and beyond. By the end of the hour he had a stack as big as hers. They walked back to the car with two big bags of books and holding hands.

        “This was really nice. I had a lot of fun.” She says. They were at her doorstep now enjoying the last few minutes of the perfect night.

        “I’m glad you had fun because I had fun too.” He replies.

She smiles, “You know the only way you’re going to get this jacket back is if you take me on another date.”

        He laughs hard, “Okay, I’ll do you one better.”

        “And what would that be Mr. Evans?”

        He comes closer, “Its Chris,”

        “Oh sorry what would that be Chris?” she asks coming closer till they were a breath apart.

        He smirks and whispers, “I’ll give you a second date and a kiss.”

        She giggles, “What was stopping you from kissing me before?” He smiles, cups her cheek, and they both lean in and kiss. It was soft, slow and sweet. His hand travelled up her back sending a shiver down her spine. He smiles against her lips and pulls her closer, her hands wrap around his neck. It was perfect. A perfect end to a perfect date with the perfect guy.

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#Chris Evans #chris evans fanfiction #Five Teachers Walk into a Bar #omg they kissedddd #love is seeing the amount of books some one buys knowing they wont read any of them and loving them anyway #Also nancy got some GAME #also Kaylee is my daughter #I love her so much #shes gonna get her ow nstory #one daaaaaay #AND MAY #loveS HER MOMMY #SO MUCH #anyway #I hope you enjoy #Its one in the morning over here #bye #enjoy the fic

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Episode #3: “Find out next time on total drama suck my ass” - Andrew

Bodhi

I'm pretending to have been told to vote for Kelsey, but in reality I knew exactly who was leaving, and I just wanted to see what happened. So I called out my old tribe in the swapped tribe chat and Kelsey is explaining what happened to me while I call Trixie and Nehemiah snakes. I quite like those two and I kinda regret calling them out for something they didn't do like that, but it's FUN.

QuilLynn

So im on albatross now and I couldn't be happier! so far everyone seems nice, i've only talked really to shea and roxy but i really like both of them so far. The only person i'm with from skua is austin, but he can go tbh if he needs too, noah fence I just don't really have a relationship with him and im here to win and make some drama!

I tried to get a higher score on this reward challenge than i think the other team will get altogether. I hope it will establish me as a threat and serious player in this game. I'm trying to integrate with Shea, Roxy and Ali, because I know old albatross is going to stick together, I'm hoping i'll be able to work with them but I trust nobody 100% in this game. I told Shea that if I get an idol clue i'd share it with him, that's half true. If i get an Idol clue and find myself in the same situation as i was in at Skua then I'll get his advice with the idol, but if i find that bitch its mine! 

stop spelling my name wrong @hosts it quillynn (two n's like how you all seem to have two 21st chromosomes)  im going to POP OFF..... im jk love you guys <3, but it is two n's 

Roxy's opinions are wrong sorry. Also @my tribe thanks for the all work in the challenge. I really feel like i'm going to be dragging this team through these challenges. At least trixie did something at this point she's the only one i wouldn't be okay with voting out.

I feel like with me on this team there is no way we lose a music video challenege, even though pretty much everyone seems to not want to be involved in it. I wanted to take editing too, but i let trixie take it because she said to me she was really good and i didn't want to come off as a total control freak, although i'm sure i still will... I will probably still help with the editing tbh. I just want to win! 

I tried confiding in shea that I had an idol clue in hopes that he'd be able to give me some info about old albatross and also build trust, but i don't think it really worked. I like shea, but don't trust him. He didn't give me much and said roxy was the best in the scavanger hunt. When I went to roxy and asked her about the same challenege she said she was too busy to do basically any of it. To be fair I don't believe her either, but i might need to talk to one more person before I really can find out which one is lying and who has the first clue for the albatross idol

There is a crack starting to present itself within the old albatross tribe. Shea and roxy clearly don't get along. I believe i could convince roxy to vote shea out if i needed too, i just would need to solidify the rest of the votes which might be hard since i haven't talked much to the other non-albatross members. I also like shea and would want him to stay over roxy but realistically it would be harder to get his vote and I have a gut feeling that we should take him out asap if we get the opportunity. 

We won, DUH. Skua's was shit ours was great, the judges were clearly on crack for lowballing our scores. 

Trixie, Nehe, Austin, and myself might make an "outsiders" alliance amongst our tribe. Based on performance in the the last immunity challenge I'm contemplating throwing the next in order to get shea out. If we have our alliance plus maybe the vote of roxy or ali we'll be able to do it. 

Jacob

Hey look, new tribes! I'm glad to see Bodhi! <3 And now I can get to know some more new people. I'm pretty excited overall, but I guess only time will tell how this turns out in the end.

Welp. That challenge was a bust. At least Regan is asking us to vote her out so we don't have to worry about the vote. I keep forgetting we have to do confessionals through this thing instead of just dropping them in the Host Chat.

Trixie

RIP dana. She had so much to live for. I can't believe she smacked her head and now she's dead. She deserved it for putting me in this tribe. JK everyone is very lovely and I'm trying to snuff out the problematics from the ppl I can trust.

This. Girl. Is. The. Nastiest. Skank. Bitch. I. Have. Ever. Met. Do. Not. Trust. Her. She. Is. A. Fugly. Slut. #[email protected] JK!!! <3 

I'M LIVING FOR THIS FIGHT. BUY PRAYING ON ITUNES.

I just finished the music video, I hope everybody likes it!

I'm sorry but can I just fucking say I spent like 2 hours editing that 5 minute music video and not even a single 10/10 by the judges. Get fucked! I know we won but Skua's was less than a minute long and some bitch judges have the audacity to give us lower scores than them. Yikes @ these judges, learn how to judge

I'm thinkin aboot making an alliance with Quillynn and Nehe. Quillynn is up for this and said that maybe we can add Austin to make an alliance of 4 that way we can have half the votes on our team. I'm worried Albatross will just try to pick us off since we're the leftovers of Skua & Adelie

Andrew

Will Jacob ever agree with anything? Find out next time on total drama suck my ass

Regan

MY TRIBE IS FULL OF ANNOYING FUCKS. I hate this tribe swap no one wants to agree on any song we pick which are all bops by the way. 80s songs in general are bops!!!!!

I didnt think it was possible to hate the tribe this much..... its not a music video if youre using like audio clips from random shit thats just a video idk i dont find it creative i hate rupauls drag race so fucking much.  im sorry our tribe is full of weirdos but like????

Nicholas

no offense but why is my entire tribe inbred

Zack

I hope my tribe does well with those music video. I will be in a car for thirteen hours and cannot do lip sync without having to do a long explanation as to why I'm doing it.

Kelsey

Oh my...SO much has happened since the last week lovers, let me catch you all up. So first, tribal. It was quite clear that Trixie and Bodhi were on opposing sides than Ragan and Cole. Trixie really did feel it was best to eliminate Cole from the competition, but Ragan had her doubts as did I. I feel as if Bodhi is not the best...communicator. Cole wasn't either, but he was better. But regardless, I draw up a plan that says that Ragan, Cole, Nehe(who was in the center of all of it) and I vote out Bodhi, therefore keeping Cole around. We all agreed on it and I thought it was sickening...until we get to the vote and myself and Cole are the only ones to vote for Bodhi. Ragan chickened out at the last moment and Nehe said he wanted to force a tie. L U D I C R O U S. Did they HONESTLY think that it would work if it tied? Oh, whatever. Trixie's happy, everyone assumes Ragan was the second vote, I'm still the sweet girl of the tribe. Whatever. And then we tribe swap...oh WHATEVER. I'm going to miss my romance island...especially now that we have to leave it FOREVER. Ragan and Bodhi both end up on the same tribe as me and, while it's nice to have the familiar faces, those two will probably not end up working together. Bodhi has a nice boiling rage for Trixie and Ragan and Ragan herself...is...so much more assertive on this tribe than she was last time. All these new people are also a bit scary to me...I don't think many of them particularly see themselves working with me and I know that's going to be deepened ever more after this challenge. All I can do is hope that I can make people like me like Gwen Stefani and slay...I know I'm not going to participate in this challenge. I have a fake name, I don't feel like revealing anything about myself...and it's tragic. I have to choose between a silly fear and a necessary challenge and I already know I'm picking fear. Not to mention there is a supposed music guru on the other side...I am just preparing myself for the worst. Oh, how I miss the Isles of Romance...no matter how messy it was...

And THAT'S all there is to it~! Can you pay my telephone billz? -Kelsey V Mikaelson

Well...that challenge was a thing. I expected it to be a particularly tough challenge...I did NOT expect to be left with doing the brunt of the work. I never expect editing to be so dificult...but my submission was made and honestly? I'm proud of it. I feel like it's sickening, not because of quality, but because I made it in three hours, odds against and I feel like it's wonderful. It may not be a music video but gosh...I'm proud. If I go home this week, I feel like I made something I can take with me and that's incredible. I do hope I don't leave...some of the reactions to the performance were less the incredible...but my name is Kelsey Mikaelson, darling. A lover's quarrel is nothing more than a love bite to me~! I wish myself the best...for strategy, I know, on my end, these people aren't as welcoming to a romantic such as myself. All I can do is...Pray. *rolls eyes* IT DIDNT EVEN HAVE ALL OF THE TRIBEMATES UGH X'D And THAT'S all there is to it~! Wish me luck, hen-pen-pals~! Yours truly, Kelsey V Mikaelson

Ali

IM LEGIT IN AN AlLIANCE WITH EVERYONE HELP ME!

Austin

OK so I still have zero social game. Apparently I was the last to be picked and that's pretty funny. I'm on a tribe with Nehe and Ali SO I formed an alliance with them and that was literally the first thing I said to them. They know I'm on vacation so I can't really talk much, but Ali seemed to be very into it. I've known Zack just as long as I've known Isaiah/Jay so he's 100% going to be a number for me considering this is his first ORG. I've literally fallen into a position of power without even trying. I told Ali/Nehe that Bodhi and I are a part of a secret twist called "Secret Lovers" and if we make merge then we can decide if we want to give immunity to two other players during round 1 merge. IVE LITERALLY SECURED SAFETY OFF OF BULLSHIT AND BODHI DOESNT EVEN KNOW!! Tbh just get me to merge with Jay, Zack, and Bodhi and I can guarantee final 3....Lmao I haven't even spoken to anyone

#yousuckatthisgame