#I WANT APPLE CRISP SO BAD </3

[crystalmagpie447]

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GAAA RANDOM BLOODMOON

Explodes you withmind

@garbagechocolate <- borrowed yer design again hahnjds

#yea i dunno #i go sleep #OUGH #I WANT APPLE CRISP SO BAD </3 #myart #hungry >:( #I like 2 draw him #when i feel #silly #the perspective is weird #hmm #ogfjerkaf

[simpinformonkies]

hiiii niiiilllooooooo

howzabout a wukong or macaque x celestial monkey reader? :3

I FUCKING GOT YOU FAM! I'll do Wukong for this one.

WUKONG

-He came to a random island when he was younger to steal some fruits for his master during the journey (Tripitaka had complained about being hungry) and had been about to swipe a crisp, red apple when you came barreling towards him with sharp claws, fluffed fur and bared teeth.

-You were a Celestial Primate- one of the only four in the world- and were pissed to find Sun motherfucking Wukong on your island- worse, he was attempting to steal YOUR FOOD!

-You wanted nothing to do with the monkey, not after his 'havoc in heaven', and practically told him as such, words spitting pure, undultured poison at the other monkey.

-But, you were not heartless, and allowed Wukong to leave your island unharmed... only to realize, hours later, that the bastard monkey stole your damn apples! you were furious, but let it go- it wasn't like you'd be seeing him ever again.

-Too bad you were wrong- that annoying simian came back every few years just to mess with you, and it pissed you off every time he did it. One moment you'd be lounging around on your beloved island's beaches, and the next, Sun Wukong would be causing mayhem somewhere closeby.

-In general, Wukong was being a annoyance and menace.

-What a shocker! Not like he's like that all the fucking time or anything...

-Can you hear the sarcasm?

-Anyway, you dealt with him for centuries, and while you found he was still very annoying, you... stopped having your words and insults hold so much bitterness and bite- you were tired of being an asshole to this simian, it just wasn't worth it. Nowadays, if he annoyed you, you'd just smack him with your tail and go on about your day.

-Some days, you'd even find yourself wishing that he was on the island- especially when the boredom kicked in- but you'd just shake your head and swat the thought away as it was a fly.

-But damned if that thought wasn't as annoying and unkillable as a fly- somehow, your brain would always come back to thinking of Wukong, it was driving you crazy.

-Nevertheless, you just dealt with his antics with a fond roll of the eyes and a swat of the tail, and it stayed like that for decades (centuries? You don't remember, time is an illusion).

-Then came the time- just a few years before Wukong would find his 'successor'- that Wukong started leaving things on your island. From shiny necklaces, bracelets and rings, to following you around on your island, to even laying down on the beach with you when you go to soak in the warm sun, running his fingers through your hair and untangling any knots you find.

-This went on for a few weeks before the whole thing hit you like a freight-train.

-'This is courtship,' you'd think, blinking confusedly as the situation settles itself in your mind, 'Sun Wukong, the Great Sage Equal to Heaven, is courting me.'

-'...And ya know what?' you lean into his hands, smiling as they gently cascade through your fur, 'I'm okay with that.'

#lmk x reader #lmk x y/n #sun wukong x reader #writing prompt #nilo dabbles

[emo-trash101]

hiya ! its 🦈 anon

Could I req the male reader x drunk stone but instead its switched? ((oneshot, btw)) stone having to take care of drunk reader 💀

take your time + no pressure! have a good day/noon/evening :)

- 🦈 anon

Yay, I missed youuu! And yes ofc I would love to do that! Also sorry this took so long to post 😭😭

Alcohol Tastes Better Than Tears

Stone x Drunk! Reader

Pronouns: second person, gender neutral

Word count: 575

Tw: Alcohol, vomit

Today sucks. In fact, you've had a terrible day. First you blow the whole robbery on your own, and then you can't even steal an apple to make your friends feel remotely better about how horrible you've done. You've given up on being good at anything at this point.

You look down at your hand, staring at the bottle Stone handed you after the heist. You think he just felt bad and wanted to do something nice? But it honestly made you just feel worse. You feel so terrible that not even alcohol could fix it. Well it wouldn't hurt to try you think to yourself and before you know it you're putting the bottle up to the lips and taking a small sip.

That one sip turned into 2 sips, then 3 sips, then 4. Then that turned into you barely holding an empty bottle and trying to prop yourself up on the wall of whatever building you were next to. Your eyes flutter shut softly, as exhaustion hits you like a fright train with a vendetta.

You wake up to the clatter of a bottle and a male voice going "God...what the hell happened to you?". You force your eyes open and lay your eyes upon...an emo? "Whaa~...?" You say, trying to sit up more properly. All you hear in return is a sigh and a crisp "You're drunk". The man leans down to try to help you up before you push him away. "I dont evin know u" You say, your words slurring very aggressively.

"Oh god...my names Stone, we're...friends." He says, the worst friends looking like it's paining him to say, "I'm taking you back to the others".

That led to him trying to lift you up even slightly, which sounded almost completely impossible because your entire body felt like it was filled with lead. But eventually after you almost falling on your ass several times, he was finally able to force you up and being semi able to walk.

"I feel gross..." You say, leaning against Stone as he leads you through the streets. You hadn't even realized it got this dark. "Please don't vomit on me." He says, and almost on cue, you bed over and vomit. "Bloody hell..." He says, trying to prop you upright and continue to drag you away.

After about an hour of him dragging you after you vomiting (because he has the body strength of a malnourished owl) you both finally reach the alleyway, where he essentially drops you on the ground and you immediately pass out. As he grabs a nearby rag and places it on you, Vinnie leans against a wall. "Stone, is that really a good way to treat your crush?" She says smirking to herself.

He glares at her aggressively before speaking "They're not my crush." he says angrily. He stands upright and looks at her. "I'm just teasing, make sure you don't stay up late lovebirds." she says, the last part barely audible and then walks away.

He sighs and sits down next to your unconscious body, glancing down at you to make sure you're still breathing. Maybe...maybe I should tell them he thinks to himself before looking at the ground and noticing, something on his shoes. "IS THAT FUCKING VOMIT!"

Idk if this is any good, but I hope it is 😭

#ramshackle #stone ramshackle #stone x reader ramshackle #ramshackle x reader #I'm not sure if I portrayed drunkess properly #it's a talent atp #🦈 anon

[theunaestheticstudyblr]

Some of my favorite easy and fast foods/snacks for $5 or less that aren't ramen and spaghetti:

Couscous. You can get boxed couscous for like $3 and it's enough for 2-3 side dishes at least and takes literally 5 minutes and no extra ingredients. You can get large containers of it for like $5 at Walmart too so you can season however you want. A nice grain that's easy to digest and pairs well with almost anything.

Popcorn. Everyone's favorite healthy junk food that can satisfy most cravings. You can usually get a box for like $4 or a jar of kernels for like $6.

Oats. Whole oats. Extremely versatile. Put them in smoothies, make cookies, granola, snack bars/balls, brownies, oatmeal, etc. Truly the best bland fiber and filler out there. You can even easily make your own oatmilk for super cheap by blending them with water and straining!

Frozen veggies. Last for months in the freezer and usually under $2 a bag. Not great if you prefer raw veggies, but if you are fond of sautéed or roasted ones, save some money and just get them frozen.

Chocolate chips. Cheaper than chocolate bars and you get a lot more chocolate. Perfect for those cravings!

Powdered potatoes. I know I know but if you ignore the package directions and put some butter and milk and seasonings in it, you can't tell. Ready in like 2 minutes and you get a shit ton of mashed potatoes for like $2.

Vegan Mac and cheese. I'm lactose intolerant and so I will forever be thankful for the vegan movement of the early 2010s for making nondairy products easier to find and more affordable. Vegan Mac and cheese literally tastes the exact same and bakes so well. Annie's so far has been my favorite brand and they have other pastas with sauces too like squash which is so good.

Crepes. You can make your own batter for cheap but who likes all them dishes? You can find pre-made crepes for like $3 for 10.

Apples. You can find 2lb bags of these for $3 at a lot of places. I never knew they were so cheap and I go through phases where I'll eat like 4 a day.

Lunch meat. Packs of turkey cost like $4. I use turkey on so much. Bagels, omelets, salads, sandwiches, wraps, croissants, etc.

Ready to bake pastries. I'm not a big bread person but croissants ready to bake have my whole heart and cinnamon rolls can really help make a bad day a little better.

Pretzels. I'm an absolute whore for Pretzels and eat so many of these things. They're so easy to pack for snacks for class or anything really. I can't go two weeks without them.

Rice crisps. Rice cakes are great but they're big and crumbly and get stale if you don't close the bag JUST right. But little Rice crisps??? Elite. They come in so many flavors and are super crunchy and they're just super cute too and they're bogo a lot at publix.

Frozen potstickers. You can get them for so cheap and I have a giant bag of them in my freezer right now that I got for like $7. I usually get smaller portions for $4 or so though but decided to splurge and get 3lbs of them cus why not.

Frozen shrimp. A bag of extra small Frozen shrimp is about $5 at Walmart. Eat them thawed and cold or put them in pastas or rice or Soups. They're a staple in my house.

These are just a few I could think of off the top of my head. Please add to the list!

#study blog #student #student life #studyblr #productivity #school #study hard #studying #school advice #food mention #food and drink #foodie #food #groceries #cheap #save money #frugal #college student

[teaandransacking]

Hey, i was wondering if I might request a little something? I hoped you might be able to write something about Lockwood x reader, where the reader is from fittes and there is like a enemy to lovers kind of arch. Thank you very much I adore your writing!

Thankyou SO much <3

I couldn't quite get them to the lovers stage but I hope you enjoy this.

They don’t even wear a uniform, for God’s sake.

How is anyone meant to know who agents work for without some sort of uniform?

It’s what you thought that day in the library, when Anthony Lockwood showed off some annoyingly impressive rapier skills and launched Kipps’ own sword into the ceiling. 

He had, in fact, needed a ladder.

You’d thought about Lockwood’s face a lot after that - the smug little smirk.

And you hated that you didn’t always think about him with irritation. Sometimes you thought about kissing that smug little smile off his face.

Ugh.

The next time was at the party., under lights that flattered his - okay, fantastic - bone structure way too much. He was with Lucy (who looked fabulous in that electric blue dress), while you stuck with Bobby and Kipps, taking advantage of the little coq au vents.

Lockwood caught your eye as you passed through the crowd, close enough to speak.

“Lucy not around to protect you?” you asked, keeping your tone saccharine sweet.

He just raised a brow. “Unlike Fittes’ crew, I don’t feel the need to hide behind someone, or something, else.” He shrugged. “What you see is what you get.”

“Which is fine, if you want a two-bit agency run by a teenage boy.”

If the words bristled, he didn’t show it, just aimed that megawatt smile at you. You curled your hand into a fist, letting the bite of your nails distract you from how diverting he was. 

“A boutique agency well used to pivoting to accommodate bespoke requests. If you’ll excuse me.”

And off he went, slipping into the crowd, leaving you vibrating with frustration, but also, already missing him.

The next time you see him, it’s nowhere near as glamorous a setting. The local supermarket, in fact. He’s standing by a display of fruit, and his arm is in a sling. You do a double take for a second - he isn’t wearing his suit, but instead a pair of jeans - jeans? - and a t-shirt, to, you assume, make room for the sling.

He fumbles the paper bag and it slips out of his hands, dancing through the air towards the floor. “Dammit,” you hear him mumble.

You nip forward and catch it, and you look up when he looks down, and your eyes meet.

“I might’ve known,” he says softly as you offer him the bag. “Kipps send you to gloat over my invalid state?”

“No, actually. I’m just here buying apples, like you,” you scoff. “And Kipps asks after you, you know? He isn’t all bad. It’s just his way. He’s a great agent.”

Something passes over Lockwood’s face, but he doesn’t disagree. You wish he would make some snippy comment, but apparently, he’s too much of a gentleman for that. 

You respect that, and it annoys you. 

“Can I help?” you ask instead, gesturing to the paper bag. “You can’t hold that and pick apples.”

Why you’ve offered, you don’t know. But you do know that he smells of earl grey tea and magazine pages and citrus, and it’s heady, intoxicating, and when he says, “Thankyou, I appreciate it,” his accent is as crisp as the first bite into a Braeburn on an autumn day.

He asks for three Pink Lady apples - George’s favourite - three Jazz, and three Red Delicious. You inhale greedily as you select the last three, they smell fresh and naturally sweet.

“These are divine. So tempting.”

“On that, we agree,” he responds, and is it your imagination, or do you feel his gaze linger on your mouth?

You are obviously going insane. Lockwood isn’t interested in you. Your main activity when together is trading barbs.

Which is kind of fun-

You help him take the apples to the checkout. He aims that blinding smile at the cashier and gets his fruit bagged for him, and then you head out the door together.

“Well, it was nice to see you in a situation where neither of us wants to use our rapiers on the other,” he begins.

You laugh. “Speak for yourself.”

“Well, then. Until next time.” And he turns toward Portland Row.

“Wait!” You call to his back. His legs go on for days in those jeans. It should be illegal. 

He stops, and then slowly turns. The breeze tugs at one loose lock of his dark hair. He could be on magazine covers. You love that and you hate it. 

“What is it?”

You cast around for the reason you’ve asked him to stop. There isn’t one, other than the fact you feel drawn to him. He gives off a sort of comforting energy; you want that. “Do you like apple pie?”

His eyes narrow for a second. “Of course. Who doesn’t like apple pie?”

“Well, I have a great recipe, if you’ve got flour and butter and sugar for pastry.”

“Considering George would rather fall on his sword than be found without a well stocked larder, I’m confident that we have those things. Both he and Lucy are out, though - at the Archives, and after, Lucy’s off for a few days, to visit a friend.” His gaze stays trained on yours. “So you’d be stuck with just me.”

Your stomach twists with anticipation - both of the pie, and being alone with him. “Well, that depends. How do you take instruction?”

A smile tugs up the corner of his mouth. “I can’t say it’ll all be smooth sailing.”

You wouldn’t have it any other way.

Three hours and one almost perfect apple pie later, you find out that he takes instructions on kissing way better than baking.

But that’s perfect. Because it wouldn’t be fun not to trade barbs some of the time.

#anthony lockwood #anthony lockwood x reader #lockwood and co fanfiction #lockwood & co fafncition

[minugasakuranohana]

Inspired by this post (@strale-light) :

I allowed for the idea that Rampo and Teruko might die, but to take Fukuzawa out of the story is to destabilize the entire established character system.

Atsu and Kyouka will be the first to be affected, their abilities are the strongest tied to the Fuku, though their internal conflicts over the tiger and demon snow have already been resolved, they may be able to control abilities themselves.

I was going to say that it would be really bad for Yosano, Rampo, and Fukuzawa to literally be her family. But in Armed Detective Agency, fatal injuries means no injuries, and considering we don't know where she is, it's worth assuming that Yosano will save them.

If you consider the old art, then: 1) Kunikida almost died when Aya appeared at the first time, but Akiko healed them. (Chapter 40) 2) Fukuzawa almost died twice - during cannibalism because of Mori (ch 50) and recently because of Fukuchi. Laughing through the tears, so dramatic. The lines over Kunikida are crisp, Fuku clearly has one drawn twice, as Dazai's. 3) Dazai "died and resurrected" in 55 Minutes and Dead Apple. That's twice as well. Also that mackerel almost drowned, the fish skeleton is right behind Mori) 4) The lines on top of Rampo don't split, but they're thicker than the others. I don't remember him dying. Perhaps it's his time to go through the death.

If you take out Rampo and Fukuzawa, give one person to the mafia, and two more lose control of the ability, and if Mori takes Dazai, then Atsushi could get in trouble with the tiger.... then the tripartite framework is gonna exist only because of some survivors ADA members. Look, the moment they escape from hunting dogs, it's Kunikida, Yosano, Tanizaki, Kyouka, and Kenji who promise to revive the ADA no matter what happens. Atsu and then Kyouka separated from the other characters, and the rest of them are don't-remember-where. It makes sense.

I don't know about Aya. But I don't want her to be traumatized more. But if Ranpo die, she will be the one who can take his place. Even if Aya hasn't deductive ability, she is like him. She continues the lines of Rampo and Kunikida. She fights for justice, even without superpowers, and practices martial arts like Kunikida and Fukuzawa.

Btw, does Fukuchi have any chance of survival? I think he should die.

We don't know much about Teruko yet! She can't die! (Simply how old is she? And many other questions)

Rampo still can develop as a character, but on the other hand, another arc of his development is coming to the end. First it was accepting the fact that he doesn't have ability, now he's taking an active role in influencing events, now he's protecting Fukuzawa instead of Fukuzawa protecting him, and that's important! The director used to think that this little detective always needed someone to protect him, but now he's literally looking more independent. He has grown up.

I wouldn't be surprised if he dies too. Teruko is stronger because of having the ability and operations, and he's average person. He's not in the middle of his "character development/development arc". Asagiri is trying to avoid any pairings, but it's shaping up as if leaving him alive will soon make Rampoe canon. An indirect reason to kill one.

Them all have chances to survive. But they can die.

#I'm very tired so I mostly use translator to write it in English #you were my inspiration #bsd fukuzawa #bsd rampo #bsd teruko #bsd aya #bsd fukuchi #bsd ada #bsd armed detective agency #the tripartite framework #bsd analysis #bsd theories #bsd official art #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd chapter 114.5

[leejungchans]

obvious — c.sc

༉‧₊˚✧ for my 1k event !

requested by @svtglitch : hiya sol :00 may i request bakery/florist au with seungcheol (svt) ? (bee tee dubs i <3 u)

a/n: hi tawni <33 tysm for requesting!!!! idk if this is what you had in mind but i hope you’ll still like the direction i went w this 💕 ily too muahhh

word count | 0.9k

pairing | choi seungcheol (svt) x gender neutral reader

genre | fluff, bakery au, florist au

warning(s) / includes | brief alcohol and food mentions (please lmk if i missed anything!)

“Lovely wedding, isn’t it?”

You smile at the man who had just joined you at the open bar as he hops onto the stool next to yours.“Mm, indeed,” you agree before taking a sip from your glass. Apple juice, because you can’t drink on the job. “Though, it’s bad manners to look better than the groom, don’t you think, Seungcheol?”

As disgustingly corny as it is to say, he’ll always be the prettiest person you know. He’s the prettiest when he’s greeting customers with a warm grin, when he’s wearing his pink apron that has Cherry Bakery emblazoned across the front in red bubble font, even when he’s pulling an all-nighter to put the finishing touches on his special orders, icing sugar dusted across his shirt and counters as though a mini snowstorm had wreaked havoc in your kitchen.

And he’s still the prettiest right now, in his wedding guest attire of polished shoes, slacks and a crisp button-up, the sleeves neatly cuffed to expose his forearms. I clean up well, you recall him joking earlier today as you both rushed around the reception venue. It’s perhaps the biggest understatement you’ve heard this week, but you only had enough time to respond with a teasing call of just don’t get frosting on your shirt!

“Have you seen the floral centerpieces?” Seungcheol asks casually, gently plucking you out of your thoughts to bring you back to reality. “The colours and composition are stunning, whoever made them must be an artistic genius.”

You hide your smile behind the rim of your glass, cheeks warming from his praises. “I could say the same for whoever made the wedding cake. Tasted as good as it looked too. Have you tried it?”

Seungcheol angles his body to properly face you. Your eyes naturally drift to his collarbones, now further highlighted by the glow of the fairy lights hanging above you. He catches you staring, and smirks. “No, not yet,” he purrs, “maybe we could share a slice before it’s all gone—”

“Oh, good! You’re both here!” The bride glides over to you from the dance floor with her husband not far behind, and you’re reminded of a princess as the floaty tulle of her gown kisses the polished tiles.

Radiating pure happiness, she takes your hands in hers. “I just wanted to thank you again,” she tells you sincerely. Her wide eyes, accentuated by shimmery makeup, brim with unshed tears. The flowers looked so lovely today. I’m so glad my friend recommended you, I’m already planning to press some from my bouquet!”

Unable to conceal your relief at the positive reception, you give her hands a reassuring squeeze. “I’m happy that you like them. Congratulations again, and thank you for letting us join the reception!”

The bride beams, cheeks aglow with a pretty pink flush that you liken to the roses from her bouquet. “Of course, you two helped make this possible!” She moves on to Seungcheol. “And you—the cake was incredible. I know I said the same at the tasting, but it really is the best cake I’ve ever had.”

“Thank you,” he says with a gracious smile, “it’s an honour to be part of your special day.”

“I’m no baker, but the icing details must’ve taken forever,” the groom chimes in, “you did a great job.”

Briefly, Seungcheol’s eyes meet yours, and you just manage to catch the mirth swirling in them before he turns back to the couple. “Ah, well, I got lots of encouragement.”

The glance you two shared had seemingly not gone unnoticed under the bride’s observant gaze. “Babe,” she chirps with a snap of her fingers, looking over at her husband, “don’t they look like they’d be cute together? A lot of people meet their partners at weddings, y’know.”

“Actually,” out of the corner of your eye, you catch Seungcheol biting down on his lower lip to suppress a laugh, “we…uh—”

Taking your hesitance for discomfort, the groom offers a sheepish smile. “Sorry, we don’t mean to make you both uncomfortable.” He gazes affectionately at his wife as he interlaces their fingers. “We should get you some water, hm, darling? You’ve already had a few flutes of champagne.”

Seungcheol waits until the couple are out of earshot before swivelling in his stool to face you with a pout. “I’m surprised they haven’t noticed,” he mumbles, looking down at his shirt, “I thought it was pretty obvious I matched with you too.”

You grin, wholly endeared by your boyfriend’s sulky display as you pat his knee in consolation. “You know what they say, love does make you blind. But if it makes you feel any better, I think you look really good today.”

He perks up at your words, a cheeky smile now playing on his lips as he leans in close enough for you to catch a whiff of his cologne. The warm, woody scent is comfortingly familiar, reminding you of rare, lazy mornings with your head tucked under his chin, face nuzzled into his soft T-shirt. It’s a smell you now associate with him, with home.

“Well, I think you look even better,” he murmurs, leaving you hypnotised by the adoration dripping from his gaze, “what do you say we go get some of that cake now?”

Your hand slips into his, much like all the other times you’ve done before. “I say that’s a sweet idea.”

“Not as sweet as you, though.”

“Mm, let’s leave the cheesiness to the bride and groom for tonight.”

a/n: mom i love him 🧎🏻‍♀️ anyways if you made it this far ty for reading 💗

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[leahsixx]

Apple of my eye (p.3)

Pairings: 80s!Nikki Sixx x Reader

Warnings: Mention of alcohol, fluff, language.

Nikki just left. Good. Now i have time to think about all this. I sigh and suddenly hear the phone ring, i walk over to my coffee table and let the answering machine get it. It was my friend, Amy. “Hey, Y/N! Where were you last night? I am worried about you, are you safe? You better not have ditched me for someone else. Call me!” Fuck.

I sigh and run my fingers thru my hair, i can’t reply to that right now. How the hell do i explain that?! Not. I’ll probably call her back later once i think of a good excuse, or maybe i should be honest…

2:14 PM

I am getting ready in my bathroom. I showered and put on a cute fit. I wore a red leather skirt with a white t-shirt. I’m now applying my eyeliner under my eyes. I think about what Nikki said. I wanna go to the show tonight, but what about Amy? I shake it off and decide to just go with the flow. After applying my makeup, and jewelry and perfume. I walk to my kitchen and pour myself a glass of red wine. Yes, at 2. It’s a stressful time. Okay?

6:56 PM

I have been thinking all day, what the hell do i do?! Maybe i should go to the concert and call Amy next morning because at that time i’ll know more about this whole thing. But then also, i seem like a bad friend if i just don’t call. But what about- no. I have to stop overthinking. It’ll be okay.

I bury my face in my hands and sigh, but i hear the doorbell ring. Shit. I spoke too soon. I hope it’s not Amy. I get up and walk to my front door, i look thru the peephole and see Nikki! He’s just standing there! Hands in his pockets and everything, i can’t help but think he’s a fox. But also a little shit.

I sigh and swing the door open. “Hey! Haven’t seen you in like 5 hours, what’s new?” I say sarcastically and snicker. I look him up and down. He wore blue jeans and a band shirt.

He rolls his eyes and chuckles. “I’m here to pick you up! For the show?” He says, totally feeling himself.

“Oh? So you just assumed i’d be ready to go and if i even wanted to?” I say and chuckle.

He shrugs and his lips curve into a smirk as he looks me up and down. “So you comin or not??”

“I guess i HAVE to don’t i?” I say and roll my eyes

“Uh, yeah, you do.” He says and takes my hand and drags me out of the doorway.

“Hey! My jacket and purse! I’m gonna need those!” I say, squirming a bit to try and escape his grasp.

“Oh, you don’t need that, do you??” He says and before i know it i’m already standing in the elevator with that bastard. How dare he, but i also don’t give two shits.

I scoff and shake my head. “You sure know how to get your wa-“ and before i could even finish my sentence that smug, little shit presses his lips against mine. The kiss was passionate, but also rough. He had his left hand on my lower back which made my cheeks flush pink. At first i was startled but i relaxed into it after a few seconds. It lasted about ten seconds before he pulls away, with my red lipstick on his lips.

“There, you finally shut up.” He says and snickers, looking at the elevator door open. Two other men step into the elevator and press the button to the lobby.

The silence is way too awkward. I couldn’t even reply to that bold move. I clear my throat and just wait until we reach the lobby.

At least, that would be ideal. But no. I suddenly felt a wet finger in my ear. Nikki again. I jump and nudge Nikki.

“What are you?! 14?!!” I say, raising my voice. The two other men looking at us as if we’re crazy. I could tell Nikki was holding his laugh.

We finally reach the lobby. I don’t think i have ever experienced such an awkward elevator experience. The worst part was that i think those two men were my neighbors..

We walk out of the elevator. “Damn. That was a knee slapper, Nikki. Your a funny guy.” I say sarcastically and roll my eyes.

He sighs and chuckles. Taking my hand and walking out of the lobby to the crisp New York street. People walking everywhere, sirens and cabs everywhere.

Nikki just drags me along side of him, he is a fast walker so i almost have to run in my stiletto’s.

7:47 PM

We make it to the venue. It was a long ass walk, and i could tell Nikki kept trying to make moves on me but held back. He had pink cheeks too, but it could’ve also been the cold. I hope it wasn’t honestly. We held hands the entire time. His hands were clammy as fuck. and there was this unexplainable energy between us..

So we enter the venue and go straight backstage. Nikki immediately takes me to his dressing room, on the way there i caught Tommy Lee and Vince Neil drinking some jack on some couch they had back there.

Nikki pulls me into his dressing room and closes the door behind us. He immediately goes to his mini fridge and takes out a cold beer. “What will you like?” He asks.

“Oh nothing, i had a wine earlier.” I say, and clear my throat. Smiling.

“Oh my god!!! You must be hammered!” He says sarcastically, throwing me a beer anyways. Dumbass.

I catch it and roll my eyes, sticking out my tongue at him. “Shouldn’t you be getting ready?” I ask, acting like a smartass.

“Yeah. And your gonna do it for me.” He says, wiggling his eyebrows.

“What?”

“You heard me.”

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#fanfiction #motley crue fanfiction #nikki sixx #motley crue #nikki sixx fanfiction #nikki sixx x reader #nikki sixx x you #tommy lee #mick mars #vince neil #rockstar gf #rockstar girlfriend #80s metal #80s

[case-of-traxits]

-chinhands- Reeve / Genesis, any age(s)

soulmate au prompts bc I'm trouble: the one where when you dream you’re seeing whatever your soulmate is currently experiencing.

Omg.  Look you. You know how I feel about this ship.  This is not even a rarepair; this is a MICROSHIP.  This is a dinghy that you and I are both sitting in, flailing at each other about.  That's exactly why you prompted this. T_T  

I wanted this to be fluffy so bad. I'm so bad at fluff. Anyway. This is the first part of three. I'll be posting the next bit in about a week. <3

[Prompted from this post.]

Take Me from the Dark (I ain't gonna make it myself) Part 1/3: Dreaming

Word count: 1979 words. Content Notes: Soulmate AU. Characters: Reeve Tuesti/Genesis Rhapsodos. Soundtrack: "Take Me With You," by alixe. & LucidDream. Summary: Soulmates see through one another's eyes when they dream. Reeve and Genesis come of age to have their first dreams.

The dreams started when Reeve was sixteen.  At first, they were brief— just flashes really— glimpses into a life that wasn't his own.  One with grass and trees and people that Reeve had never met.  He knew, of course, that it meant his match was out there somewhere, and that if he was dreaming of apples glinting in the daylight (and he could smell them, crisp and sharp and sweet), it meant his soulmate was probably on the other side of the world somewhere.

It was the only way the time zones lined up, after all.

He supposed it was luckier than most because all too often if soulmates were in the same time zone, they only saw each other's dreams.  At least with the difference, he got to see something more.

Dutifully, every time he woke up, no matter where he was, he wrote down the details that he could remember.  So he wrote notes to himself about parents who shouted over breakfast (and on those nights, he woke with anger so hot in his chest that it nearly burned) and about dark purple apples that shone like diamonds in the morning light and about a boy with black hair who whispered about leaving and going to Midgar.

And he wondered what his soulmate dreamed about.

( Posted on AO3 )

#regen #reeve tuesti #genesis rhapsodos #ff7 #final fantasy vii #fanfiction #soulmates au #dream fic #I kept saying I was going to wait #And not post this during event week(s) #AND YET #YOU SEE MY SELF CONTROL #WITNESS ME #also #as you can see from the distance between the post that prompted this and now #I never delete inbox prompts #I just hoard them like a little prompt dragon #EVENTUALLY #I will write them #How eventually? #I have prompts from 2015 just sitting there #READY TO WRITE #And they're mine #And eventually #I'll be able to write them and share

[frogmanfae]

Newsies as Things I Heard This Week Part 3

Race, who decided to fuck around and take an intro to med course: Boogers, man *solemn nodding*

Literally everyone else who was having a normal conversation 2 seconds ago: ...

Race: They have a purpose

Davey: What's on your dress?

Romeo: Are those corn dogs?

Jack: They're popsicles!

Katherine: No!! They're otters!! You're like the third person! They're two otters swimming next to each other and holding hands because otters holding hands is the cutest thing ever!

Romeo: Ohhh I see it now

Katherine: I would wear a dress with corn dogs on it though, that sounds pretty cool

I'm gonna drop out

Spot: What happened

Race: Change my name

Spot: What happened??

Race: Move to another state-

Spot: What happened???

Davey: He was talking to his english teacher while she was trying to grade and she asked him to shut up

Race: MY ENGLISH TEACHER

Spot: ooh... That's rough buddy

Jojo: Uh... I think it's red?

Buttons: Damn that's a big apple!

Jojo: I know it's like huge-

Buttons: What kind is it??

Buttons and Elmer: ...

Elmer: *bursts into laughter*

Buttons: *gasping for air* I mean... Are we talkin gala, pink lady, honey crisp...?

Albert: Do you ever want to just start some chaos for no reason?

Jojo: Oh! Uh... *laughing but the crying kind* I don't know...

Race: Absolutely-

Albert: Because right now I just wanna- I'm fighting an urge

Elmer: *out of nowhere, directed at no one, for no reason* itty bitty titty committee

Race: What? Literally what did you just say?

Davey, running on an hour of sleep, three monster energies, and the crippling anxiety that if he takes a break he will have failed his entire family: It's like thing that there where like... What is that?

Davey: Where all the words are the same? Oxymoron!

Race, who isn't an english scholar but is pretty sure that isn't right: ...no?

Davey: Wh- *realization* ... Alliteration. I meant allitera-

Race: DID YOU JUST MISTAKE ALLITERATION FOR OXYMORON-

Race: NO BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING OXY-MORON

Davey: SHUT UP

Crutchie: Were you on the marching band bus with the penis game last year?

Davey: THIS IS ANTISEMITISM AND HOMOPHOBIA AND- UH- fuck what see am I? I'm something else, for sure, right?

Race:.... An immigrant?

Davey: YEAH THIS IS ALSO XENOPHOBIA

Race: DID YOU JUST FORGET THAT YOU-

Davey: I SAID SHUT UP

Buttons: What?

Crutchie: The penis game

Buttons: No? Can I- I'm gonna need some elaboration

Crutchie: Okay so you say "penis" and you start really quiet and then the next person-

Buttons: Okay I understand. I need no more instruction, I know what to do now. I'm so glad I've been given the honor to bring this to Bus 1

Denton, addressing the marching band kids on expectations before they leave for their first away game of the season: Did I cover everything? Is everything said?

Medda: Language!

Denton, very obviously tired: Oh yes! Language. Only use the good words, not the bad ones. Like... Yay and... Yippee.. Oh darn... Holy smokes... Things like that...

Romeo: The trombone section shirt is going to say "I'm about to blow" and it's gonna have a trombone with a bomb

Henry: Why the bomb?

Romeo: So people think we're talking about explosions but actually... Cum

Henry: I mean the trumpet shirts say "I'm horny" so-

Romeo: RIGHT?! THAT'S WEIRD! If they can have that we can have this.

Elmer: Please don't quote me on that

Buttons: I'm quoting you on that

Elmer: Nooo...!

Denton: *chainsaw imitation in the middle of teaching class*

Davey and Spot: *autistic discussion about angler fish* (I wasn't able to write all of this down because deadass this conversation about angler fish lasted 20 minutes in the middle of my creative writing class instead of doing our work)

Elmer: *tricks his cat into thinking he has a treat when he, in fact, does not* Look he's looking at me like "you whore I knew you were lying"

Denton, teaching biology: This is called phagocytosis (fag-oh-sigh-toe-sis)

Davey and Race: *bombastic side eye*

Crutchie: *trying not to laugh*

Denton: It occurs when a phagocyte (fag-oh-sight) essentially, like- *eats* another piece of biological material in the body-

Davey and Race: *BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE*

Crutchie: *TRYING NOT TO LAUGH*

Medda, to her english class: Oh don't read that that's hetero

Les: you just use your tippies *talking about fingertips*

Davey: ... *trying so hard not to laugh*

Davey: I'm gonna touch you with my tippies

Race: *trying and failing not to laugh*

/after Les leaves/

Race: PLEASE GO UP TO JACK AND SAY THAT

Albert: *gets his heart broken by a guy* I'm straight now!

Henry: No!

Albert: I'm taking the rainbow heart pin off of my bag right now!!!

Race: I support you, I'm shopping for a straight pride pin to replace it

Elmer: Relationships are give and take, lately you've only been giving and he's only been taking you should really end that

Albert: thank you! A true friend

Race: here, here's an ally pin-

Albert: no I'm straight up homophobic after this

Race: oh shit

Crutchie: Damn okay look at you getting deep, freshman??

*long line to get in through a door*

Buttons: *opens a second door*

Denton: Oh there we go, second option. Always use plan b!

Jack: *snorts*

Davey: *side eye*

Race: *deep voice* get off my property

Race: You should keep that one in mind

Davey: I'm having a hard time seeing what I could use Plan B for

Jack: It's so weird to hear you using your straight guy voice

Race: *southern deep voice* oh yeah-

Davey: WHY ARE YOU SOUTHERN???

Race: *still in the voice* I was born in South Carolina

Jack: THAT DOESN'T COUNT

Race: *still in the voice* In another life I coulda been a cowboy

Buttons, about Oscar: Nah girl that is more than a bad day that's a bad YEAR-

Spot, sarcastically: It's governMENt not governWOMANt so sit down

Denton, teaching a band class: It's like your tongue is ever so slightly flicking the note-

Sarah, jokingly: :0

Davey, also a drummer: *trying (and failing) not to laugh* shut up

Spot, a drummer and therefore not a part of the tongue flicking thing: *starts laughing*

Specs: It's like we're a travelling truffle of elephants-

Romeo: Is that-

Specs: Yes that's the right term

Denton, about a halftime peice: No no it can't be that

The entire band: ah- pff- uh-

Denton: i's not funny anymore now it's just sad

Race: Alright I'm going to the bathroom so no funny conversations while I'm gone

*2 minutes later the book falls*

Race: Everyone point and laugh at her because her book is slowly falling off her desk

Davey: It's not that funny

Davey: *snorts*

Elmer: You have a cartoon character frown

Race:

Davey: shut up

Davey: What

Elmer: Like your frown is cartoony

Davey: I dropped ap chem

Jack: What?

Davey: I'm taking ceramics now

Jack: You-

Davey: I dropped chemistry for ceramics

Jack: You're so real for that

Albert: AH- You did not just L my jeans that are black!

Elmer: Okay but why would you have edibles if you could just have gummies

Jack, who has never actually done drugs of any kind in his life: I mean like drugs tho

Elmer: Okay but would you rather have a bowl of fruit gummies or like 3 edibles

Jack: But-

Elmer: Infinite fruit gummies or-

Buttons: We should give birds space suits and just send them up there

Davey: Huh?

Race: I'd get arrested if I was a politician

Buttons: See if they would fly without air

Davey: I feel like you aren't thinking any of this through

Romeo: Aren't the best politicians attested at some point? (/sarcastic)

#im back #back at it again #Newsies as things I've heard this week #newsies

[losing10kgs]

30 Day Thinspo Challenge All In One Because I’m Bored And Trying To Prevent Cravings

1. 175cm tall, 54kg, BMI is 17.8

2. 5’9. I like this height, but I wish I were a little taller.

3. Kate Moss. Any explanation needed?

4. What everyone will say. And how much it will fuck up my metabolism permanently.

5. I have been stuck like this for YEARS, I want to be skinny so bad. And yes, I am doing it for me

6. No, not really. If I ever get really bad cravings, I just chew a heap of food up and spit it out (disgusting, I know, it’s so bad 😭)

7. Yes. I think mum suspects something’s wrong, but dad doesn’t care. Or if he does, he hasn’t mentioned it.

8. 2 minute side plank, 25 left lifts per leg, 50 side-lying left lifts per leg, 25 hip thrusts, 25 Russian twists with a weight, 50 butt-kicks and mb 20 or so squats if I’m up to it. I’m not very fit, I mostly just do walking.

9. I’ve had someone point out after a lost a bit that I was doing it for attention, though that didn’t actually make me feel all that bad.

10. Pizza. And crisps. And chips.

11. Don’t think I have one, tbh. I just scroll on Pinterest or twitter until I come by one I like the look of.

12. A lot of apples, and eggs. Lots of safe-foods, too, which I think definitely sets me back a bit.

13. Very unhealthily I’d say.

14. At LEAST 48 kg. Just until I don’t have to see a psychologist for ADHD meds, because she has to weigh me and if my weight gets too low, she’ll tell my mum.

15. No. I don’t eat a lot of meat in general, but I haven’t cut it out. I rlly like a good few other animal products, so I don’t think I’d ever get away with a vegan label.

16. About three or nearly four years ago

17. I’m guessing so.

18. Chocolate or garlic bread.

19. I actually am not sure. I didn’t eat much of it beforehand either.

20. Again, don’t really have one. I’m starting the ABC diet, though, so I’ll see how that goes.

21. I only really wearing baggy clothes bc I’m quite trans, but as far as I know: a medium in shirts and a UK 28 in pants. Idk

22. I’m at my lowest weight currently.

23. To The Bone didn’t help.

24. I’m not either of them, so not very highly.

25. I tried so hard to, but I don’t think I have a very active gag reflex because it never really worked.

26. I will look fanTASTIC! Honestly, though, it’d probably worry a few people, but that’s the plan.

27. Depends on whether or not I’m with friends. If I see my friends eating, then I’ll want to eat, but if they’re lot with me, I’ll either try to ignore it or (again) chew it then spit it out.

28. Yeah, why not.

29. Don’t have one. I actually think all sizes are lovely, just not on me, but everyone says that so what does it matter.

30. 10 facts:

1) I was born a girl but I don’t think I am one, which is mostly the reason why I’m doing this.

2) My ribs poke out quite clearly but I’m fairly sure that’s because I’ve got a wide ribcage 😭.

3) Skins is one of my favourite TV shows.

4) My safe-foods are garlic bread, chocolate, carbonara, peanut butter, and Nutella - once again, it’s so bad.

5) This is probably the deepest I’ve ever been in an ED, and I’ve been doing this for years now, so it’s getting serious.

6) I take ADHD medication that reduces my appetite, and I’ve only recently started them, which I’m guessing it why my weight has been dropping more than usual. HOORAY

Can’t think of any more facts, I’m not that deep.

#tw ed ana #4nor3xia #only pro for tags #tw ed but not sheeran #ed relapse #4n0rexic #i wanna lose weight #skinnyyy #30 day challenge

[robbybirdy]

Summertime Baking Series #3- Crisps

Summertime baking therapy - #3 Crisps

Hello everybirdie!

Today we are going to be doing one of my simplest recipes that I know by heart. Fruit crisp. It is a staple dessert in my house. especially if we have an abundance of one particular fruit. Usually apples, but today it is frozen blueberries.

Its so simple. You are going to need: Fruit filling • fruit that you need to eat right away so it doesn't go bad. ( I have used apples, pears, and now with thus recipe blueberries) • sugar • flour For the topping: • Brown sugar • oatmeal • flour • Spices (cinnamon, nutmeg, any other spice that will go with your fruit.

The reason I didn't give any measurements with the recipe is because each dish is going to be different. You really just have to eyeball it.

So we are going to be using the Cusinart Toaster Convection oven for this recipe. You could easily use the regular oven for this. However I wanted to stay true yo the series. So I baked it in the Convection oven.

I greased a square 9x9 pan with nonstick spray. And preheated the convection oven to 325 F ( for a regular oven it would be 350 F.)

Now for the time… This is actually kinda the tricky part of working with a convection oven, you have to reduce the time but at the same time you don't want to serve raw dessert. Yes, technically you could serve this raw and slightly get away with it. But them the topping would be crunchy. So bake this for about 10 MINUTES it's and the check on it, if you think it needs more time then add it. Like a wise woman once told me (my mom) " you can always add time you can't subtract it. Always go with the lowest number on the box then add time if it needs. "

I love this dish. It is not just a summer dish thougn. I'm always putting an apple crisp together in the middle of winter because apples are easy to get fresh where I live. I have also been known to do this recipe.with canned and frozen fruits.

I hope that you like this recipe. Feel free to.check out my other recipes.

Almonds to Zucchini :

#baking #summer dessert #summertime baking #baking therapy #Fruit crisp #Cusinart convection oven #fruit #crisp #no oven

[snooglezbooglez]

Starting new diet xxx

(my last post gives a little more context)

★Log ↓ / / / / / / On Day 14 ★

Thursday 4 January : Day one

Weight : ?? (scales currently don't work)

Breakfast - Soup with eggs - 481 cals

I was up at 4 am from not having slept and really wanted some food, so ya :)

Probably overestimated but like, better safe than sorry

Lunch - two small pancakes - 158 cals

My mum bought a pack and I ate it, might have a bit more soup later

Dinner - soup with eggs (same as breakfast )- 481 cals

Snacks - 3 chocolates, carrot, broccoli - 216 cals

Exercise - Rest day to start (My disorder got me bad today)

Total : 1336 Cals :)

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Friday 5 January : Day two

I realised i put December yesterday not January, still getting used to the new year 😅🥲

Breakfast - N/A - 0 cals

Lunch - Homemade Mac and cheese - 458 Cals

Dinner - Tortellini - 185 Cals

Snacks - 3 chocolates , pack of crisps, broccoli - 400 Cals

Total : 1007 cals :D

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Saturday 6 January : Day three

I realised tend to skip breakfast to have more stuff later on

Breakfast - N/A - 0 Cals

Lunch - Tortellini - 185 Cals

Dinner - Chicken, rice, salad - 478 Cals

Snacks - Crisps, Banana, String cheese, baby bell - 586 Cals

Total : 1250 Cals

Exercise - 1.5Hrs skating - -605 Cals

Net Total : 645 Cals

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Sunday 7 January : Day four

had a bad day with my disorder but still tried

first day back at school tomorrow so I'll have an excuse to not eat lunch

Breakfast - N/A - 0 Cals

Lunch - Tortellini - 176 Cals

Dinner - Egg fried rice + small chicken - 623 Cals

Snacks - banana, chocolate, Polish potato pancake, Fab - 394 Cals

Total : 1194 Cals

Exercise - 30 mins dance - -228 Cals

Net Total : 966 Cals

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Monday 8 January : Day Five

Measurements

Thighs : 19 Inches

Waist : 29 Inches

Hips : 35 Inches

Chest : 34 Inches

Calves : 13

Arms (up) : 9 Inches

Breakfast - Potato pancakes, banana - 225 Cals

Lunch - Apple Juice - 31 Cals

Dinner - Chips and battered sausage - 449 Cals

Snacks - Chocolate filled brioche, Magnum ice-cream - 287 Cals

Total : 992 Cals

Exercise - ~10k steps - N/A

Net Total : 992 Cals

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Tuesday 9 January : Day Six

I kinda binged today, I threw up earlier but it was an estimated 600 cals :/

Anyway into the tracking

Breakfast - Gum - 1 Cal

Lunch - Apple juice - 31 Cals

Dinner - Tortellini + large salad - 341 Cals

Snacks - Muffin, Crisps, Chocolate, small pasta, Ice lollie - 1140 Cals (Estimated)

Total : 1513 Cals

Exercise - 9k steps - N/A Cals

Net Total : 1513 Cals

Very sad that I over ate but I won't give up because of a slip up, I'm going to keep going and act like it didn't happen and hopefully start losing weight

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Wednesday 10 January : Day seven

Breakfast - Caramilk - 93 Cals

Lunch - Apple juice - 31 Cals

Dinner - Tortellini - 150 Cals

Snacks - Ice lollie, doughnut, crisps - 510 Cals

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Thursday 11 January : Day Eight

Breakfast - Chewing gum - 2 Cals

Lunch - Apple juice, panini - 281 Cals

Dinner - Tortellini, Korean (estimate) - 750 Cals

Snacks - Fab ice lollie - 152 Cals

Adding an estimate of abt 400 Cals for snacks too

Total/Net Total : 1842 Cals

My sister came over today and we all are together. I'm so disappointed in myself, but we had fun. I finally got batteries so I'm going to be able to weigh myself again and see how far I am from my goal. I'm scared to weigh myself, knowing I've probably gained so much, but I'm also hoping it'll give me more motivation to lose weight, anyway, I'm going to go to sleep, hopefully get myself right tomorrow..

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Friday 12 January : Day Nine

Breakfast - Gum - 2 Cals

Lunch - Apple Juice - 31 Cals

Dinner - Kimchi Soup - 70 Cals (supposedly)

Snacks - Fab, Crisps, 8 chocolate buttons - 497 Cals

kinda regretting the buttons, also I don't really count it too much but I had some diet coke too

I finally got my scales up again, and after today's food and drink, I am officially 62Kg on the dot. I'm not sure if I just maintained a bit, or if I gained and have gone down a bit from the diet, but I'm doing measurements tomorrow so I guess I'll see if there's much difference?

I'm not sure how to feel about it tho, it's lower than I expected and estimated, but not by loads, I want to get back into the 50s again.

Anyway

Total : 600 Cals

(Exactly?? my numbers are great today)

Exercise - Basketball - -274 Cals

Net Total : 326 Cals

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Saturday 13 January : Day ten

Weight: 61.15 kgs

I actually weighed myself in the morning before I have had any food or drink and I think because I ate yesterday I weighed alot more, and I probably needed to go to the toilet, but anyway I'm not too upset with the weight but I still want to be back in the 50s

Breakfast - N/A - 0 Cals

Lunch - Cauliflower//Broccoli cheese with tortellini - 241 Cals

Dinner - Cauliflower//Broccoli cheese with avocado - 240 Cals

Snacks - Chocolate, Chocolate filled brioche - 236 Cals

Total : 718 Cals

Exercise - Roller skating - -403 Cals

Net Total : 315 Cals

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Sunday 14 January : Day eleven

Breakfast - Water - 0 Cals

Lunch - Soup//Broth - 161 Cals

Dinner - Soup//Broth - 220 Cals

Snacks - Chocolate milk, Regular milk, water - 355 Cals

Total : 736 Cals

Exercise - Dance - -101 Cals

Took it easier today cuz I don't find liquid days easy :(

I do have basketball tomorrow though so I will be catching up for exercise more then too

Net Total : 635 Cals

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Friday 19 January : Day twelve

Heyyy sorry I haven't been on for a couple days, I couldn't track and my seizures have been kinda problematic and bad for the past couple days

Anywayy coming back to the challenge. Since I didn't track for a few days I'm going to start where I left off, I hope y'all didn't miss me too much xx

But yes, my seizures were getting bad this week and stuff, I'm okay now tho, back to my log :)

Breakfast - Water - 0 Cals

Lunch - Half a panini, broken off piece of cookie, apple juice - 419 Cals (probably overestimated)

Dinner - Mixed veg with cheese (like cheesy broccoli but with more veggies) - 241 Cals

Snacks - Orange, hula hoops - 183 Cals

Total : 844 Cals

Had pe today, but instead of basketball we did bench ball//dodge ball and my drum teacher got sick :/

Exercise - Dodgeball//bench ball - -184 Cals

Net Total : 660 Cals

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Saturday 20 January : Day Thirteen

Breakfast - N/A - 0 Cals

Lunch - Ramen with vegetables and egg- 582 Cals

Dinner - pepper and tomato soup - 110 Cals

Snacks - Digestive biscuits, strawberries, orange - 495 Cals

Total : 1188 Cals

Exercise - Skating - -587 Cals

Net Total : 601 Cals

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Sunday 21 January: Day Fourteen

I had to go to my grandparents and eat solids, but I did exercise to try combat it, I had no choice in this one but it's okay

Breakfast - N/A - 0 Cals

Lunch - ?? - ?? Cals

Dinner - ?? - ?? Cals

Snacks - ?? - ?? Cals

[gentlenotes-moved]

Thanksgiving is coming tomorrow!

Do you celebrate it? Sometimes gratitude or giving thanks to things may come off as a big and somewhat unpleasant word. It may feel as if you are forced to acknowledge something that you already love, and that kills all the joy in this type of self-care, isn’t it?

That’s why instead of asking myself “what am I most grateful for?” I instead say “what makes me the most happy?” it’s definitely okay to not come up with things that makes you happy at first, it happens to me too! But maybe you can start with something easy…like cats?

So, would you want to make a list (even one thing is enough) of stuff that makes you happy? And you can even explain why if you want to!

—Self-care anon

hey! happy thanksgiving (thanksgiving comes on the 23rd btw ♥)! i still celebrate it and we often go over to my grandpa and step-grandma's house (dad's side) to eat soup and cornbread :) we used to go over to my great grandma and grandpa's house (mom's side) bc they would host a thanksgiving party for the whole family. but they're much older now, so they've stopped <//3

and actually about a year ago, i was in a bad state of mind and i thought to make a list of stuff that makes me happy. most of it is simple stuff like the taste of black coffee or the way the sunlight dances on the ground it filters through the trees. anything that brings me even the smallest amount of joy. i currently have down 611 things that bring me happiness (yes, i checked lmao).

here's somethings that have made me especially happy lately:

cooking!!!!! baking!!!!! creating food!!!

anything that came from the mid-90s/2000s bc all of it was my childhood

cute shops run by old ladies

pumpkin scented candles, pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pies. just anything pumpkin related.

mo, my cat! he's a fluffy ball of sunshine and i swear he's a golden retriever in a cat's body <3

ant and dec

the crisp, chilly air on quiet, sunny autumn mornings

puppy chow (i mean the homemade midwestern stack, NOT dog food lol)

clear night skies where you can see the moon and lots of stars

pretty boy, my bearded dragon

red breasted nuthatches. they're so damn cute oml

the joy that is hand feeding wild birds

apple dumplings

making jam

blackberries

when u see an old friend u haven't spoken to in years and when u make eye contact they smile at u and u smile at them and the world feels a lot less heavy

farmer's markets!

my younger cousins ♥

these are just a few! i hope you have a lovely autumn and thanksgiving, nonnie!

#asks 💌 #anon #self-care anon 💞

[suiciderape]

jesse vidal jr. is not my type its liminal mall ew! get real ew ok so i was staring outside of my window thinking nah this bitch geto realerr tha real imma finna die this ur in my prisoner walls? yes! why bc hes geto real how real? da fuq bitch its my room walls

ew

shes a cunt hahaha

nah it hurtz

what the fucking bitch stupidee cheeze nvm! geyy eww delete we can be geto real murderers without partna in south korea where is he? in the center? me? in the front hm literally shes right next to u ew! mhm what day is it? march 1st mhm nah ok surf fuck get her off of me! huh

i had a vision shes a cude lmfao no it went different u were literally in her fucking house! mrs. b?! hell nah bitch she went ugly geto to stay off me no im confused about what to right its not even the point dudee u do rmbr she died its ugly to follow her on tumblr 1st post cheeze its disgusting no followers its disgusting! its digusting! shes dead!? look im in her liminal mall im a zeus heaven gate? spotify lured her into her mistress mind 1st perioud ew shea ugly as fucke and ew she wants to fuxk me ew shes geto real rude ew ok go home weeno noo no mo mo no! shes in the rume haha rhis is stupid not u surf im in the romeo ew! shes a back stabber im her romeo real real geto bitch! she told me she told me that i would die for dating her sister and not send in the bean eww hahaha damn sk sui shordy 9 what the fuck is this! thats fux yes ew shes geto real real ghetto what is there to do no its me! im gonna fux u right now no! ur soul sister? shordy hes cutee do it asian bean 9 lcg ok! i said no im not put my hands on u! or do anything to u? scene in senesense mean awkward mean girls stole my sign language! posted up? yes i changed into ur clothes hahaha!! he is in my body dudee romeo no fucking way! lets get out of her bitch! yes im her fuck buddy toy bad omg i love her bad ass dicks! omg her lux traineer yes! tumblr queeno britney who the fuck said u couls cunt crack kill crips apple crisp daamn its ghetto liminal mall geto 4realz asian gangster sister luv were sissyboiqt tight? yes! eww hahaha shes not lying its tight wait fr? yes! omg! no! someone else chillmaxextremist omg where? twitter no! where is hee i killed his luv gang im on her bed next to her smoking a cigarette im making sure u dont type her into her liminal mall ew bitch geto ugly door handle um! im in her room rn! fucking nigger! im dead i killed myself how did u kill urself? i typed in liminal mall on tumblr and fell into my macbook pro hhaha ew! ur so weird thats hella geto? how did it get into ur room? jesse vidal jr. put it on my bed the wrong one it was z flip 3 geto hahaha ew! ur fine? yes babe shes in my liminal mall space myspace diamondz u killes him! ew bitch macbook pro? cuter nah they finna get jazelle fag stupidee bitch um cuntz nah were gemimi geto hell 3 she brought in a faggot yoon keeho from eboy manga romeo ew stfu and type sk8r boi

#gemimi geto hell 3 zip

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Tag game time!! Thank you @thebloker ! I'm blushing (◠‿◠✿) I've been thinking "the bloker seems super cool" from afar this whole time and here you are being friendly <3 <3

Here are some people I'd love to know better! Feel free to answer or ignore as you please, no pressure whatsoever! @pensivetense @kenanda @eldritchcatpossumamalgam @dathen @saintbleeding @losyanya @saltbright @lasalebete @tired-beholding-bitch

relationship status: Single on purpose tyvm

fave color: Pink. All pink all the time.

fave food: Not exactly a food on its own but I think my favorite has to be Lao Gan Ma (spicy chili crisp style) - it's a chinese sauce/topping that I put on EVERYTHING it's truly incredible

song stuck in head: C'mon Baby, Cry by Orville Peck. He's just. He's taking over my brain rn.

last thing googled: "How to draw water ripples," "hazing synonyms," "orville peck dance gif" (I refuse to be embarrassed about that last one)

dream trip: Japan! Beautiful nature! Amazing food! Huge cool cities!

last book read/currently reading: I'm slowly making my way through a book called Queer Sex by Juno Roche, where she interviews a bunch of trans and non-binary people about their experiences navigating sex and intimacy in the queer community, and talks about her own experiences as well. It's really lovely so far!

last book enjoyed: Probably Thirteen Storeys as well, I was going through TMA withdrawals and picking up another thing in Jonny's style was really delightful

last book hated: Oh boy I don't know if I remember - I'll drop a book pretty quickly if it's bad. Instead I'll give one with mixed feelings - Salem's Lot by Stephen King. The horror elements are very well done, prime King style, but it's an older book and imo there's some totally unaddressed sexism with the female love interest (zero personality aside from "woman," zero role in story aside from "love interest"), and honestly I couldn't stand the main character. Still worth a read though, it's genuinely pretty scary.

fave thing to cook/bake: Crepes. So tasty, so easy, so versatile

most niche dislike: Uy, I'm not sure entirely how to put it all into words, but I suppose something that riles me up on a pretty regular basis is how the course of technology is becoming less usable, more sleek & marketable. I held onto my old ipods and fixed them & used them until about 2 years ago, when they were finally worn down beyond repair (also: fuck apple and their proprietary repair manuals, istg). I now use basically a knockoff Zune 😔. But I think it's worthwhile to have a tool that's *just for its one purpose!* I don't want people calling me when I'm listening to music, I don't need a news feed on my laptop homescreen, I don't need a smart fridge! Gimme headphones with a cord so I don't have to charge them! Gimme a car I can fix myself! Give me a phone that has buttons! Yeesh!

opinion on the circus: I did ride an elephant at a Ringling Bros circus when I was little. It was like doing the splits, sitting on that thing's back. I hope she got to retire somewhere nice 😓

sense of direction: It's all about the cardinal directions baybee! Once I can get those down in a new city, I'm golden.