#Hibari in Star Wars steals the clones as one does au

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"What's the silliest way to make these fandom so collide?" Oh wait I got it - that eldritch 12th peak lord ran away to earth to become a cultivator because they were dating Obi Wan and got really upset when they broke up... And they broke up because Obi Wan kissed Jinwoo while undercover.... In Westeros

And in the background, Liu Qingge is trying to find Shen Jiu's real biological parents, Luo Binghe is swanning around in the Endless Abyss after retrieving Xin Mo the sword that was once known as the Dark Saber (and was also once Shen Jiu's ex-boyfriend), the Jedi Order is trying to figure out whether Jinwoo is the physical manifestation of the Force while Jinwoo is delivering presents to all of Obi Wan's children yellow minion troopers like he's Santa Claus (except the new couple discovers all the clone have been stolen by Hibari).

Gaara is taking over Tatooine, Orochimaru has taken over Sheev's body, a new Sith (named Wei Wuxian) has been spotted by the legendary Jedi Groot, and Yue Qingyuan still remains locked up in a little black house by Shen Jiu.

#ask #the 12th peak of cang qiong: the eldritch handlers au #gaara of tatooine au #shen jiu is more possessive than he is bitter au #star wars but instead of clones it’s despicable me minions au #groot is a jedi master (and rocket the raccoon is a force sensitive) au #JEDI LAN WANGJI AND SITH LORD WEI WUXIAN #Hibari in Star Wars steals the clones as one does au #shen qingqiu’s old crazy ex is back for revenge… as a sword. named xin mo. au #...and i still haven't tagged all the AUs here #how many of these aus do you recognize? #LUO BINGHE'S XINMO SWORD IS ACTUALLY A PLASMA SWORD ONCE KNOWN AS DARKSABER - SVSSS X STAR WARS AU

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Masterpost [April 2022]

April 2022

meng yao falls in love with shizun shen jiu au

shen yuan's 600 children au

shen yuan's domestic helpers au

tianlang jun is shen yuan's brother au

SOLO LEVELING’S EQUIVALENT OF LINKEDIN FOR HUNTERS

cat jiu au

LWJ X WWX angsty arranged marriage au

shen jiu is luo binghe's grandmother au

wei wuxian's papapa adventures au

luo binghe transmigrates as jin guangshan au

endeavor x ukitake

sung jinwoo's plastic surgery au

eldritch horror wei wuxian au

no one believes LBH to be the real LBH au - LBH's return to the cultivation world after surviving the endless abyss

Jedi Generals Fred and George au

SUNG JINWOO’S GRADUATION SPEECH

Jin Guangshan vs Old Palace Master - who has more gold au

JEDI LAN WANGJI AND SITH LORD WEI WUXIAN

pidw! shen jiu is reborn in modern china and becomes a celebrity au

Liu Qingge is Nie Huaisang's cousin au

Wei Wuxian and the Wens run away to PIDW au

Baoshan Sanren headcanon

wen ruohan and his ancestors au

SUNG JINWOO’S BILLBOARDS

yue qingyuan pulls on shang qinghua's pigtails au

shen jiu's brocon brother au

wen ruohan and his corpse bedmates au

HIBARI IN STAR WARS STEALS THE CLONES AS ONE DOES

shen yuan the tiger au

shen jiu is penpals with the emperor au

emperor of mdzs au

crossdressing wei wuxian au

mdzs bird au

shen qingqiu marries a brothel madam au

harley quinn the jedi master au

sex pollen in mdzs au

liu qingge and human cauldrons au

a very different kind of shang qinghua x mobei jun au

sung jinwoo's high school reunion au

BNHA SLUDGE VILLAIN

beru goes to school solo leveling au

zombies in mdzs au

poison ivy becomes a solo leveling monarch au

aizawa dies and becomes grimmjow au

shen jiu reborn as nie huaisang au

snape in svsss au

svsss u haul au

shen jiu's happy invention life au

immortal WWX waiting for LWJ to reincarnate au

single parent of a plant baby thy name is shen jiu au

tsuna is a parrot au [khr]

shen yuan creates a xianxia kpop industry au

lbh's sword falls in love with sqq's sword au

sung jin woo x wen ruohan

GET KNOCKED DOWN SO YOU GET KNOCKED UP - Shen Jiu X Liu Qingge.

shen jiu is stuck in a time loop and decides to use this to vacation for once au

2 husbands and a pregnancy au yep luo binghe is the one pregnant for once

shen jiu becomes a spirit au

shen yuan x consequences for marrying luo binghe au and yue qingyuan tracks down shen jiu's reincarnation to replace shen yuan as peak lord

svsss beauty standards au

shen jiu has khr reborn's teaching style au

svsss hunchback of notre dame au

airplane's shitty plotholes au

the au in which an 8 year old calls peak lord shen jiu as didi

peak lords cursed to morph into animals and get petted by shen jiu au

Shen Jiu falls in love with a dragon AU

liu qingge and wen ruohan are married au

yue qingyuan is a mob boss au

#masterpost

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Hibari in Star Wars steals the clones as one does

HIbari gets knocked out by the 10 year bazooka and wakes up in a new and unfamiliar location. Hibari blinks but he's not surprised by the situation. He takes stock of his surroundings - the air is sterile like a hospital or the walls are smooth grey metal sheets with no signs of wear or dents. He can see rain slapping against the walls but not much else through the hazy fog covering up whatever this building was. The hallway is long with no doors in sight, but that's not a problem.

Hibari tightens his grip over his tonfas, gearing up to make a door by force, but he stops when he hears steady footsteps coming down the hallway.

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And that's how far I got before I got bored of writing out this drabble so enjoy the spark notes instead:

Hibari just finished his meeting with mafia boss Tsuna and is just hours away from boarding his flight back to Japan. Of course he has to run into a fight with the other guardians in the mansion and ends up getting knocked out by the bazooka.

(He's proud of Lambo's aim though. Lambo is growing up to be quite the carnivore, able to launch a sneak attack against Hibari.)

Anyways, Hibari finds himself in an unfamiliar location and he's greeted by strangers who have been expecting the future version of him. He's called "Jedi" and assumes that's his code name or a new title that the underworld bestowed on him. No problem.

The strangers tell him that his order is ready for pick up - also not a problem. Hibari is annoyed but he's used to Tsuna using his trips between Italy and Japan to bring gifts to Japan and receive presents from his mom (and delicate goods that need Hibari's personal escort). He assumes this is the same thing. Hibari is a little surprised to see just how many people he needs to escort, but... that's just a sign of how much future him has expanded Namimori Disciplinary Committee that he has just that many recruits.

The weirdos in lab coats tell him that these clone troopers are ready for war - war like the 10 year future war? But since the big bad was defeated and future him and his committee is so big... it's probably a conquest war for Vongola. Hibari smirks. And when he finds that he's not switching places with future him back to his present, he figuratively rolls up his sleeves and is ready to fight himself. His current opponents were getting boring anyways.

Anyways, this is a story of Hibari getting the wrong message, takes all the clone troopers with him and sets out to conquer a shitload of planets for Vongola. He's thankful that he doesn't have to deal with Tsuna's whimpering commands so he doesn't think much about the radio silence with Vongola.

Star Wars universe is still reeling from the shock of Hibari's tonfas hitting them and their governments in the face.

#khr #khr ideas #khr hibari #hibari kyoya #clone trooper #clone wars #star wars au #star wars idea #star wars crack #star wars #katekyo hitman reborn ideas #katekyo hitman reborn #Hibari in Star Wars steals the clones as one does au