#He's so fucking pretty I stg

[frnkiebby]

jesus christ~🎃

#fuck #fuck fuckfuckfuckfuucckk #i am a fucking lost cause on frank #he’s just so fucking beautiful #that goddamn pretty face of his #seriously gonna be the end of me i stg #prett pretty pretty pretty pretty #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcrmy #frnkie #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[miradorjake]

goodnight jake I have had it tonight lmao

#he is so pretty :’( #I stg i’m gonna get the ******* ** **** ****** one day #jake kiszka #today has been so shitty also like I already got a mini promotion at work and can’t even enjoy it bc I fucking hate everything rn

[geminijade]

Curtis Can Collar Me Anytime 🔥🥵

#christopher evans #christopher robert evans #chris evans fluff #chris evans smut #chris evans #curtis everett #snowpiercer #fuck me friday #curtis everett fluff #curtis everett smut #he is so fucking fine #he is so fucking cute #he is so fucking hot #he's so gorgeous #he's so fine #he's perfect #he's so cute #he's so adorable #he's so handsome #he's so pretty #he is so cute #he is so fine #he's so fucking gorgeous #he's so fucking cute #he's so fucking hot #he's so fucking pretty #he's so fucking beautiful #this man #i swear #i stg

[hazard-15]

@shinmiyovvi As promised, drawings of Leta/primis Zari smiling!! Look at her she's so pretty when she smiles 🥺🥺🥺🥺💖💖💖💖💖💖

#cod zombies #call of duty zombies #codz #black ops zombies #azaria arkon #primis zari #cod zombies oc #codz oc #my art #Shes so fucking pretty #i stg #Dempsey is a lucky man #he just gets all flustered when Zari smiles genuinely

[its-onions]

i missed having you around so i could scream about how pretty geralt is 😂😂

i mean LOOK AT HIM

his jawline could CUT GLASS

#he's so fucking pretty its unfair #the gravelly voice does something to me i stg #how could anyone else look as good #A answers

[darkwood-sleddog]

uh...ordering a bunch of new harnesses not because mine are like bad or anything but i do think having backups is important and also hda was having a sale...trying a new harness style for slash...

#dogblr #dog gear #working season 22 23 #trying the light weight harness vs the standard on him #although i also got him a new standard #the xl standard he has fits him well in the chest but terribly in length #but when i try on sigurd's old xxl it doesn't fit quite right either imo although #that could be because sigurd has worn it for years and its stretched out #but trying the xxl lightweight and see how its goes #part of me is sad bc no blue offered #but the other part of me is : well red is offered so i'll be pretty matchy matchy #(the lightweight is used by my breeder on most of her dogs so i feel like the fit will be pretty good) #note to all beginners: carrying an extra harness in your bag (be it sled bag of backpack) is important #harnesses do wear out and break over time #and i stg i will never be on a trail without a replacement just #bc i'm cautious as fuck

[saybiwithme]

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#Renee watches critical role #really wish Orion would just stop ruining the boss fight with K’varn for everyone else it’s hard and distracting to watch #I keep pausing it and having to watch in pieces it’s really ruining the immersion for me #update ig: Sam looks so mad I’ve not seen him that mad before omg #update 2: okay now Orion is being ridiculous being shitty with them all for what??? he needs to calm down fuck #update 3: that’s a lot of moves from Orion ugh and everyone looks pretty uncomfortable rn yikes #update 4: oh shit Matt is checking??? didn’t expect that #update 5: are you fucking kidding me? vex gets the killing shot and he’s packing up??? #update 6: ‘I do mister put away your dice’ kinda deserved that shade 😭 #update 7: even when he gets the kill he’s not happy fucking hell #update 8: not Orion making Laura’s first kill on stream about him idk how I’m gonna get through these next episodes I stg #update 9: did I see that right? Orion stepping forward in the background to yell at Matt? why didn’t he just leave #last update: Matt and talesin absolutely killed it with the dancing definitely made me feel a bit better after seeing the bs in the stream

[suncakeartcive]

is my account gonna have to turn into an Olaf stan account? because I will do it. No one ever talks about him and when they do it’s never anything nice. I can and will give him the representation he needs and you All with Perceive Him

#i stg if I see one more gd person say he looks like michael jackson i will throw my laptop #olaf animal crossing #fr so many ppl call him ugly and i genuinely think he's pretty #im just gonna have to draw him a Fuck Ton to prove to ppl Im right #plus its just... i normally hate this fandom tbh /lh #because theyre so negative #a n y w a y #olaf my beloved

[megagrind]

I think it should be a federal crime for a film to be jaw dropping gorgeous and hyped up beyond measure only for the plot to completly suck balls

#there is no greater betrayal I stg #many movies apply but this is specifically about Wendell and wild #I’m so mad #is SO GORGEOUS AND WELL ANIMATED #but WHAT THE FUCK #it’s hard because I can see all the elements of the plot #like I see the overarching theme I see the character arcs I see the foreshadowing it’s all there #it’s just not connected. at all #it’s like they were working off a first draft and IM MAD #I have simular opinions about nightmare before Christmas where the design was pretty but the plot is wack #so maybe I just don’t vibe with Henry selick :( #idk #on the opposite side of the spectrum. everything everywhere all at once #HOLY SHIT #THATS A FILM THAT LIVES UP TO HE HYPE #That’s all #I’m a changed person after that film

[ohimsummer]

FOCUSEDDD

IM FO- 😳

#🎶😏 #he’s so fucking pretty I would kiss his face all day I stg #fixated on how huge he is….he’s like at least a foot taller than me #climbing him like a tree to his face idc I’ll do what I gotta do #jean

[frnkiebby]

pretty boy is prettying hard~🎃

#god fucking damnit #he’s so fucking gorgeous #like i don’t have it in me to be angry that he’s so pretty #no brain capacity for it #he’s just so #he’s just so fucking pretty???? #like look at his perfect cute nose?? #and his gorgeous eyes? #i stg he’s gonna be the death of me #i need to restock my kerosene #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[l0reenthusiast]

good thing my classes got cancelled because i will think of NOTHING but Heizou ALL DAY

#i am sorry for the person i will become #this man was just leaked or whatever word it is and he has me in a chokehold #brother #he's so pretty #and im getting gender envy form him #it's fucking camilo all over again i stg #i will post nothing but this man all day im telling you

[mellomadness]

shameless gushing about my boyfriend you’ve been warned

Okay so my boyfriend has been growing out his hair recently, and OOOOOOOOOOOOOH my gOOOOOOOOOOOD it’s doing something for me. Not to say or insinuate any sort of attraction decline in the nearly 5 years we’ve been together, but this new hairstyle is LITERALLY giving me butterflies in my stomach, like I feel like I’m falling in love with him all over again. He’s a very handsome person to begin with, but he’s got the 90s Leonardo DiCaprio heartthrob type hairstyle like fucking Jim Hawkins from Treasure Planet rn and I CANNOT get over how FUCKING AMAZING he looks 🥵🫠

plus—and I know he’s sensitive about this—he’s gained a fair amount of weight recently, and oOOOOoooooOoooOooOoOOOOOOOH LORD 🥵🥵🥵 I have to be careful because I know he’s not too fond of it, and he wants to lose weight (and has begun exercising more to achieve that) but. I don’t think he truly realizes how much I have to physically restrain myself every time he raises his arms up and I get a peek at his belly. I know the societal ideal is a muscly lean man—but I am not society and I am LOSING MY MIND over his body. He’s just so fucking perfect

And like. I’m supportive of his weight goals, I understand that he doesn’t feel comfortable being as big as he is—I don’t want him to ever be unhappy in his body. But. His body especially rn. Is just. So fucking attractive. I cannot stress this enough. I literally have to excuse myself sometimes bc he’s in work mode (he works from home) and I catch a glimpse of him stretching casually or smth and I gotta. I gotta go. I can’t or else he will never get work done

And like. I let him know every day how much I love him, how handsome he is, how fucking unbelievably sexy he is. But I always feel like my words are so fucking understated compared to the FERAL SCREAMING GOBLIN in my brain every time I see him—which is all day every day bc we live together and we both barely leave

Anyway. I love this man so much. Not just his body obviously—we’re almost 5 years in, that would be supremely shallow—but when we started dating he was a solid 9/10 if I were to rate him. Now? He’s regularly breaking the scale, casually, and I don’t think he understands how often his beauty absolutely fucking DEVASTATES me

#something something I think I know what he felt like when we first met now #bc I was pretty insecure about my body then #and couldn’t understand what he found attractive about me #but um. I think the roles have switched a bit #we’ve both grown a lot more comfortable in our bodies SINCE then—both of us—but. I do think I finally get it now #aaaaaand he just left for his parents’ place for the weekend so #I get to suffer all alone until Monday lmao #MelloMoans #do I have a boyfriend tag for him???? I stg I’ve talked about him before on here #I try not to gush too badly online about him since he’s pretty private #but. fuck man. sometimes I just gotta #hmmm I’m making a new tag #Deebus tag #lmao #that works #LONG POST

[oh-my-damn]

Not me getting all smitten over Chris and Amelias son now that he's a teenager 💀💀💀

THE MAN BUN 😭😭😭 I just know he's gonna be a fine ass grown up sheeesh

#stg he's so pretty #he gets from his dad #and his mama #lets be real here #i just spent way too long picking outfits #i gave him a fucking eyebrow piercing #lord have mercy on me #gotta get him a girlfriend asapppp #sims #the stranger #chramelia

[killxio]

bluecollar!reiner headcannons

word count: 725 [ 2 min 40 sec read] | ✪ content warnings: smut, kitchen sex, blue collar men :/ but a good one, p in v sex in general, fingering.. uhhh

bluecollar!reiner x black!reader / constructionworker!reiner x black!reader

✭ you and your blonde-headed personal bob the builder

bluecollar!reiner who does construction and pools.

bluecollar!reiner who sleeps like a LOG. like, has rolled over ontop of you on multiple instances and it’s taken having to literally slap him to wake him up.

bluecollar!reiner who absolutely throws down at cookouts and get togethers, you and your friends and family are just so good in the kitchen and babyboy needs to EAT.

bluecollar!reiner who works so hard because his favorite view of you is on a beach, or poolside at a fancy resort taking his cock in a risky, barely covered blind spot.

bluecollar!reiner who, 8/10 times cannot sleep without your manicured fingers scrubbing at his scalp or smooth palms scanning over his body and rubbing soothing circles.

bluecollar!reiner who sometimes brings you small bouquets if the landscape of the construction site he’s on has some pretty ones for the taking.

bluecollar!reiner who saved the petals from those flowers and proposed to you surrounded by them.

bluecollar!reiner who walks so hard for literally no reason. :/ like, he comes home late after pushing through the end of his customers pool build and i stg you think the rapture is occurring. it took you a few months of dating to get used to the fe-fi-fo-fum ass walking he does but even sometimes he still manages to wake you up.

reiner finally emerges in the bedroom after putting away his lunch box and heavy work boots to see his poor poor fiancé glaring at him from underneath a pillow.

“i woke ya’ didn’t i?”

“yes mister braun. you did.😐”

bluecollar!reiner who does that thing in the gym where he uses you as a weight for his pull ups sometimes. your lock screen is a photo of you smiling as reiner is doing a pull-up and you can see his abs on full display overhead.

bluecollar!reiner who looks forward to the massages you give him every night, working out the knots in his shoulder blades, soothing the aches in his biceps..

bluecollar!reiner who thanks you for the massages by doing you one better:

the plat plat plat of his dick sliding in and out of you resonates through the room, and your back is arching off the wall. reiner was supposed to be carrying you back to bed after a show and a massage on the couch, but here you are only halfway down the hall and coating his dick in cream.

“please please kiss me” you plead, feeling the knot in your stomach tighten and swell.

he huffs a little and between your deep kisses you can feel the stubble of his beard.

“reiiiii ‘m gonna cummmm” you whine, looking at him with that hazy glint in your eyes as you release on him.

“good girl, so so good for me doll.”

bluecollar!reiner who’s socials are empty besides a few photos of you or you and him and MAYBE a selfie.

bluecollar!reiner who you send video rants to throughout the day to keep him company while he works. he responds with videos of his own if he can.

you open the video reiner sent twenty minutes ago.

he’s propped his phone up on the back of his truck, his work shirt is absolutely covered in wet cement so as he’s responding to whatever you said in your previous video, he’s taking off his shirt and putting on a new one.

“.. oh yeah and lunch was amazing. not burnt or overcooked. thank you princess.”

his video ends after a quick wink and pop of his gum. meanwhile, you’re thinking about the way reiner was far from concerned about his lunch while you were trying to make it. he had you bent over the counter, knuckle deep in your cunt and tongue circling your clit. reiner wasn’t focused on anything besides the way your wetness was dripping down his arm, but you’re busy struggling to keep tell him about the food on the stove.

“r-rei baby.. i have- fuck.. i have your lunch for t-tomorrow- ah.. on the stoveee.”

“uh-huh.. god this pussy is so fucking delicious.” he says, only coming up for air for a brief second and continuing to ravage you.

bluecollar!reiner who has a photo of you on the dashboard of his work truck.

bluecollar!reiner who loves letting you ride him slow while he talks over the plans and spreadsheets for the next big project he has.

bluecollar!reiner who loves you to the moon and back and will build anything for you.

#aot au #reiner smut #aot reiner #reiner brainrot #reiner x y/n #reiner headcanons #reiner imagine #reiner imagines #attack on titan reiner #reiner fluff #reiner x you #reiner x reader #reiner x black reader #reiner braun #he’s mine #he’s so sweet #reiner braun x reader

[elmhat]

DISC WAR FINALE - TUMBLR SIMULATOR

(The posts here are ordered from least to most recent, since I figured it was a better experience to read them chronologically.)

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Mwahahaha… They'll never find my evil lair where I do evil things. Evilly. That I gave them a compass to

#sorry for vagueing #everything I do is mysterious

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

just said my final goodbyes before my inevitable death and my friend couldn't even be assed to put on a shirt??

#cw nudity

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

boats are so fucking boring man send me some asks or something

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm about to kill you, can you please take this seriously

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

why'd you make it so fucking far away

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Sorry I didn't realize you were THIS SLOW

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

can you just give us the coords

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Then it wouldn't be dramatic

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

it's not dramatic when you're having a whole ass conversation about it either

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

fuck i shouldn't have posted that. who am i gonna talk to now i'm fucking lonely i have no one

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

hi

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

no one at all

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

EVERYONE SHOULD BE AT THE PORTAL!

If you don't see one of your mutuals here please tag them, it's gonna ruin the moment if someone shows up late

🥚 baddestboi-withahalo Follow

@evilwarcriminal

🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

DELETE THIS

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

#rigging is allowed

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

he has an elevator, we're doomed.

🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Can you get off your phone. I'm trying to monologue

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

New ask game cause I'm sick of waiting, tell me what you think dream is doing rn and I'll tell you how much death I think he deserves

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

I'm kinda busy rn but can someone remind me later to post my villain monologue? It's only a first draft but I had to spend all my time setting up my lair. And also blowing up that country a few weeks ago

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🐈 antthecatmaid Follow

I stg punz is being so sus. what's he even waiting for. he better be paying by the hour

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🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

listen I think I'm gonna die dream is about to take my phone the coords are

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🔥 murdered-yo-fave-pet Follow

Fuck this I'm going through @dreamsno1traitor

🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

WAIT I NEED TO GO FIRST STICK TO THE SCRIPT

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💿 fuckdream123 Follow

HOOOLY SHIT BITCH BOY LOOK AT THIS BITCH BOY BITCH DROP YOUR ITEMS IN THE HOLE ✨BITCH✨

#cw nudity #again #can people please wear clothes around me thanks

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

/ tw prison

/ tw loss of canon lives

/ tw near death experience

/ tw getting defeated by your archnemesis

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I won't be able to post for a while.

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

ooooohhh look at me i'm skeppy! in the skeppy cage!! can't believe that fucker made this wtf is this place

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

okay i'm done now bad where did you go @baddestboi-withahalo i need to get out again @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo @baddestboi-withahalo

💎 goodestboi-withahalo Follow

Thank you for accepting this job opportunity

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🟩 evilwarcriminal Follow

Guys get out of my inbox. Your hate anons aren't even effective if I don't have a phone in prison

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🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Hey I'm back from the dead

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

REALLY????

🧨 deadpresident2 Follow

Sorry forgot the /j

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🥇 dreamsno1traitor Follow

Good job today guys. Yeah. Woo. I'm very happy.

#forgive me if I sound too excited

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

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#I need to be vague about this cause he follows me on here #but I think my best friend almost just traded my life for two pieces of plastic #it was a pretty stressful situation though #ig I can't complain too much #am I weird for thinking that's not normal for a friendship? #sorry #I'm probably being unreasonable #they were some really nice pieces of plastic #you can lmk what you think in dms if you want #just please don't send me asks about this situation #I really don't want him to see #neg #discourse

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🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

it's great that we got dream but we need to go after @.bloodforthebloodgod next

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

what's happening what

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

go away i thought i blocked you

💿 fuckdream123 Follow

FUCKKJL YOU TECHNOO

🐝 what-if-bees-had-nukes Follow

technoblade is cringe

🐷 bloodforthebloodgod Follow

you literally tagged me

🦆 stabbyduck69 Follow

yeah cause i needed my followers to know where to send the death threats

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🔱 warden-of-the-vault Follow

Pandora's Vault is now open to visitors!

Just be aware that the entry process is a lengthy one with several waivers to sign. Plus there are a couple of annoying manual searches along the way. The prisoner is also highly dangerous, he will get inside your head and control your thoughts, transforming you into a servant to his every whim, destroying your very soul from within. I'd recommend not visiting at all actually. You can if you want but I wouldn't. If I were you. That's just me though.

#just me and him

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(Here's another dsmp dash simulator post I made!)

#long post #dreblr #dream smp #dsmp #dashboard simulator #lore thoughts #dsmp dashboard simulators