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flowerlovecharmer · 1 year
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Dino birthday live
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sboochi · 1 year
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AAHH I LOVE YOUR LATEST ARTBOF THE TTS AU FEATURING ELSA AND ANNA!! Everyone's coronation outfits are stunning, especially Jack's suit! Love Cass staying on brand and ruining other people's parties lol. Anna bashing a sentient cake with a pitchfork while bemoaning how much she wanted to eat it is totally something she'd do. And what's this I hear about Jack and Elsa taking a trip to Ahtohallan together? What sort of things do they discover there? More moon stone lore?
What I came up with is the answer to the question: how does Jack find out he has the future Moonstone? I already established that he gets some funky visions in the House of Yesterday's Tomorrow that hint at that.
So Jack starts having this big doubt, but he doesn't know what to do with it until he meets Elsa, who is a spirit. (Tangent: in this specific time there are no Guardians yet which I know doesn't make a lot of sense timeline-wise but I want to pretend Tangled happened before them so it's easier for me)
Luckily Elsa knows the perfect place to get some answers about Jack's past and the two go to Ahtohallan. (Perfect moment for a song AND a line from Jack about how Elsa doesn't need to worry about him freezing since, well, he already died once)
(Also his suit gets messed up in the cake fight and that's my excuse for giving him pretty clothes made by Elsa. Because I have 0 self control)
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20 Questions for Fic Writers
Thanks for the tag @firawren!
1. How many works do you have on AO3? 20
2. What's your total AO3 word count? 171,042
3. What fandoms do you write for?
Mostly Frozen. I used to write for Tangled and would love to get back into that.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos?
The Queen's Blessing
(Rated G): Before Kristoff gets down on one knee he has a very important question for Elsa.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21608512
Love Will Save You
(Rated E) : As a firefighter saving lives is a common occurrence for Kristoff Bjorgman. When his path crosses with Anna Andersen he realizes that he may need some saving too.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21861826/chapters/52177057
The Best Gift of All
(Rated G): Anna is very excited about the special Christmas gift that she has to give Kristoff. Set the first Christmas after Anna and Kristoff's marriage, post Frozen 2.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/21661678
In The Pocket
(Rated E) :NFL tight End Kristoff Bjorgman meets A-list actress Anna Arendelle and a spark is lit between them. Can Kristoff handle the pressures of dating such a star?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/50414491/chapters/127376749
Faking It
(Rated E): Anna broke up with her fiance Hans, but her family doesn't know it yet and Anna is too embarrassed to confess just yet. Anna hires Kristoff to pose as Hans for her family holiday dinner.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/52233940/chapters/132127150
5. Do you respond to comments? I try to respond to them all
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I don't write angst endings. I need all my fics to end happy lol.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? All my fics have a happy ending, but if I had to choose I think I'd pick "Marry Me", just because it's the angstiest fic that I've finished so the ending feels really happy to me. But when I finally end "In The Pocket" I think that one will take the cake.
8. Do you get hate on fics? surprisingly not yet
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? I do. I feel like my smut is mostly very love making-ish and fluffy with feels.
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? I'm trying to venture out mre and try crossovers. Right now I'm writing "Check to the Heart" which is a Frozen/BATB crossover.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? No
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? No
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? I have not
14. What’s your all time favourite ship? I guess Rapunzel/Eugene...even though I haven't wrote them in years
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? I want to finally finish "Love will Save You" especially after looking at the stats to do these questions. There's only like two chapters left to wrap it up too.
16. What are your writing strengths? I feel like I'm very dialogue heavy and good at that.
17. What are your writing weaknesses? Descriptions. I don't describe things enough
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I don't know any other languages well enough to do this and would not want to try and butcher it.
19. First fandom you wrote for? Tangled
20. Favourite fic you’ve written?
OOOH this is hard. Probably "In The Pocket". I love me my sports AU's and I got some angst in there and some good smut too, but mostly it's self indulgent fluff for me.
Tagging with no pressure: Anyone who wants to do this!!!!
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satureja13 · 11 months
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Even though he looks so different from the last time they saw him, Saiwa, Vlad and Ji Ho recognized him immediately - it's Genji! The vampire that had bitten Ji Ho months ago.
(Through this they became each others first bonded!) Jack was too excited to notice anything but his ingredients omg ^^' They tried to stay calm - for the time being, like requested on the note - and Genji awkwardly introduced himself and gave instructions...
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And while the others were baking their Love Day cakes, Genji called Ji Ho over to the giant cup cake machine. They talked quietly... (Even though Ji Ho's memories of his time with Genji are blurry, he was sad when he had to leave Genji after Vlad claimed him back. And like Leander told Vlad in his first vision, even when there is a new bonded, a bond can't fade completely. It's the strongest connection between two individuals
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And finally the cakes are finished.
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Kiyoshi made a Hamburger cake for Jack ^^' Vlad a Dark Chocolate cake and Jack Churros (because it's the only thing Noxee can cook and he still has a crush on her... he learned from the best, lol)
Poor Vlad had a hard time holding himself back. But his meditation lessons with Elsa helped him to stay - relatively - calm o.o'
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Jeb is shy (he is often shy on photos ^^), he made Heart Shaped Cookies for his Giigs, Ji Ho Macarons and Saiwa, of course, a Strawberry Cake :3
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(I can't wait what Genji has to tell them and why he is here! If you want to read all about how Ji Ho got bitten by Genji and Vlad claimed him back, it's in Chapter 5 -> here)
'I will forget and stop loving you as I look to the sky above me I told myself I must keep my heart cold towards you But when I walked towards you I saw that we were standing under the same sky'
Candy - H.O.T (I love this song so much. It was a phenomenon in South Korea back in the 90s. There is even a drama around it -> Reply 1997 from 2012 (a few of the actors are idols themselves and even Tony from H.O.T plays himself! It's so much fun ^^').
Jack and Kiyoshi met in the cold storage room and shared a H.O.T kiss <3
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From the Beginning  ~  Underwater Love ~  Latest
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yumeka36 · 2 years
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Yumeka’s adventure in the Frozen Realm (Disney Dreamlight Valley) - part 5
*if you haven’t seen part 4 of this series, click here*
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This is the final part of the 5-part series where I explore the Frozen stories in Disney Dreamlight Valley!
Continuing from where I left off in the previous post, Anna told me that Elsa seems frustrated lately about the mystery of the ice cave seal.
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I visited Anna at her house that night to discuss further and found her lounging around, lol.
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We decided gifts would make Elsa feel better - Anna suggested a book of portraits from Arendelle, as well as making Elsa a birthday cake (even though it’s not her birthday).
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I got what I needed for the birthday cake ingredients and, with Remy’s help, we made a lovely cake~
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Elsa was surprised at first for randomly getting a birthday cake, but she soon realized it was just another token of love from Anna.
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Anna was delighted that Elsa liked the cake. When I told her that Elsa mentioned how they used to build snowmen together, she suggested we do the same!
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Later on when I went looking for Elsa, I found her and Anna once again out to dinner. She had the below interesting dialogue when I asked her about the dresses she wears around Arendelle (perhaps she’s referring to dresses such as her winter dress from OFA and her lavender dress from the prologue of F2).
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Meanwhile I was also helping Kristoff with a few things, namely helping him open a stall in the village. After I helped him get his sled out of some ice, he offered to give it to me since he can now afford another one! Great addition to my Frozen items (though I’ll probably move the sled outside - it’s not exactly an indoor item, lol).
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Later on, Elsa reminded me that we still have one more crest to find in order to open the seal in the ice cave. Seems like her memories about it are coming back! I met her there the next day so we could investigate further.
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As we took a stroll through her ice cave, more of her memories came back - memories that will help us find the final crest!
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Thankfully Anna’s memory of the event is more clear! She hid the crest somewhere in her house.
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After getting a clue from Anna, I found the crest inside the clock!
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And sure enough, upon placing the final crest in its place, Elsa regained more of her memories.
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The “magic links” were very specific, but relevant, items. Thankfully it didn’t take me long to gather them all.
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After placing the items on the pedestals, the seal was finally broken! And with it, the ice around the nearby treasure chest disappeared.
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The item inside the chest was actually one of Elsa’s ice gowns...and the reason it was so special was because it contained the first snowflake that ever fell in the valley - a snowflake that Elsa created!
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Elsa nearly brought tears to my eyes as she went on about what a great friend I was for all the help I’d given her. And because of that, she insisted that I keep the dress.
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Fancy dresses aren’t really my style, but I at least tried it on in front of her so as not to be rude.
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And as a way to conclude my adventures with the Frozen gang, I gathered what we needed to make the “snowman family” and reported back to Anna...
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With that, we all huddled together for our new family photo!
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Anna was beyond grateful and gave me one of her dresses, reminiscent of her coronation dress. Again, not my style but a lovely memento nonetheless!
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And that’s a wrap! This concludes the quests for the Frozen characters. Although I still have a lot to do as far as the other characters, I only wanted to post about the Frozen quests. However, I may write a full review of the game if/when I feel motivated.
For those of you who’ve enjoyed this 5-post series, thanks for sticking around! It was a lot of fun to make. Despite being a bit buggy in its early access version, Disney Dreamlight Valley has been a joy to play. I highly recommend getting it, especially next year when its free and updated version.
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💝💝 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND!! 💝💝
While out for a walk, Teddy spots this cake in a bakery window. She laughs and immediately goes in to purchase it for Ethan. What happens when she gives it to him later that day?
(Feel free to shake it up and have Ethan purchase/give it to Teddy instead.)
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Thanks so much for this ask, Elsa! Teddy is not a Valentine's girl so this was the best I could do lol. Happy Valentine's Day to you my angel! 🤍
Finally.
Ethan’s heard nothing but his damn doctors whining about department budgets all day, every Monday brimming with the godawful meetings. All he wants is to catch a quick bite to eat before retreating to the pit or diagnostics office, hopefully lending a hand to any emergency or doctor in need. And allowing him to actually practice medicine for once today.
Making his way towards his office, he can’t help but to notice the broad grins directed at him by every nurse he passes. He makes no effort to smile back - he never does - so he proceeds to address them with a nod of the head each time.
Perhaps they always smile at him this way. Maybe his mood is just so far gone from the incessant badgering he’s had to take all day that even a friendly smile is getting on his last nerve now.
That thought flies out the window as he passes his assistant, her face scarlet from holding in a clear bout of laughter as he walks by her desk, unlocking his private door and slipping in quickly.
He nearly flies out the window himself when he sees the spread in his office. Paper hearts litter his floor, balloons shaped like hearts line every inch of his office, photos of him throughout every stage of his life cover the walls. Resisting the urge to rip the entire room to shreds, his curiosity gets the best of him when he sees a large white box sitting on his desk, the branding telling him it’s from the little bakery beside his building.
Walking over timidly as though the box may come to life, he peers over the top to try and find any clues. When he finds none, he takes a deep breath and throws it open cautiously, his face scrunching up in a scowl as soon as he sees the abomination sitting inside.
“What the fuck?”
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Teddy can hear him coming a mile off, his large feet thundering along the hallway and she has to chew on the inside of her cheek to stop a laugh from barrelling out.
She lounges in her large office chair, feet resting on her desk as she discusses a case with Tobias and sucks on the large pink lollipop one of her patients gave her earlier. Before she can fully school her features, the office door is thrown open, Tobias sitting up with a start as he sees the expression of pure fury on Ethan’s face.
“What the hell did you do to my office?”
Teddy looks at him with wide eyes, her brows slanted as she glances at Tobias with a silent plea for help. “What are you talking about?”
“Oh, don’t play dumb with me, Theodora. You’re the only one with a key to my office. You’re the only one with access to my goddamn baby pictures. And you’re the only member of my staff bold enough to piss me off on a Monday.”
Forcing her chin to tremble and magically bringing tears to her eyes, she stares up at Ethan; aghast. “I have no idea what you’re talking about, Ethan. I’m sorry if I did anything to upset you but I didn’t do anything to your office.”
Tobias catches onto her little game and decides to intervene, playing up for his own amusement. “Dude, calm down. I’ve been with Teddy all day and she hasn’t been to your office.” Teddy nods in agreement as Ethan glances sideways at her, guilt in his features as he begins to feel like an ass. “Now, what is this about?”
“I just went back there and it’s filled with all of this lovey dovey crap! I know it’s Valentine's Day but this is a hospital! A place of work! There’s a time and place and the place is not my office; not at any time. And to top it all off, there was a cake on my desk from my favourite bakery, and when I opened it I found some phrase on it that I can’t for the life of me figure out!”
Teddy can’t help laughing at that, quickly pressing her palm to her mouth to suppress the noise but it’s too late. Ethan turns to her with a look of utter betrayal on his face.
“It was you!”
She lets out the laugh she’s been holding in at that point, holding her stomach as Tobias breaks his cover, beginning to chuckle with her.
Shaking his head, he rants. “I should have known it was you. You don’t cry when I shout at you, it’s one of your damn kinks!”
Tobias looks between the pair, wide eyes turning into a look of approval. “You don’t say?”
Ethan points towards the door, not even sparing him a second glance. “Get out.”
Holding up his hands in surrender, he leaves the couple to it, though the sound of his laughter filling the hallway lingers far longer.
“You said we weren’t doing presents, Rookie. I thought you didn’t like Valentine’s Day.”
Attempting to talk through her endless giggling, she rolls her eyes at him. “I don’t.”
He narrows his eyes as he looks at her, bewildered. “Then why-”
“Tobias and I were talking about how you never shout at me at work anymore, and how I clearly get special treatment. We made a bet that I could make you lose your head; 50 bucks. And then I walked by that on the way to work yesterday.” She chuckles as she shakes her head in delight. “It was like a sign, calling out to me and forcing me to violate my boyfriend.”
He pinches his nose, breathing heavily as he wills his breathing to slow. “You did this to get me mad on purpose?”
She winks and his body begins to betray him, a crooked smirk pulling at his lips as he walks towards her desk.
“You’ll kill me, woman. Remember I’m a lot older than you.”
“I keep you young.” She grins as he chuckles, patting her thigh as he stands before her. “Come here.
“You must be joking. I’ll crush you.”
She pouts as she looks up at him with soft eyes. “Baby no want a cuddle after his widdle temper tantrum?”
Rolling his eyes, he picks Teddy up in one easy movement, taking her seat and sitting her on his lap.
“You’re impossible.”
“I find myself to be quite amusing, actually. And a little richer than I was when I left home this morning.” She turns to the side, resting her legs across Ethan’s and curling her arms around his neck as she tilts his gaze towards her. “It’s been so long since I got to see that pretty little scowl. I missed it.”
“Well, I’m sorry that I reserve my harshest words for the rest of my moronic staff. If you wanted me to treat you all the same, you shouldn’t have become such an impressive doctor.”
“Aw.” She kisses his nose, giggling and flinching away from him as he playfully pinches her side. Her expression falls as she suddenly turns to him with an air of seriousness.
“Ethan… you didn’t throw it out, did you?”
“Of course not.” He grumbles. “I for one do not want to be on the receiving end of your anger, you damn psychopath.”
She rests her face in the warmth of his neck, sighing happily as his arms wrap tightly around her.
“Well? Are you ever going to tell me what the hell ‘fine AF’ means?”
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utterlyinevitable · 2 years
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💝💝 HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY WEEKEND!! 💝💝
While out for a walk, Becca spots this cake in a bakery window. She laughs and immediately goes in to purchase it for Ethan. What happens when she gives it to him later that day?
(Feel free to shake it up and have Ethan purchase/give it to Becca instead.)
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Thank you Elsa ❤
lol ok so,, Becca purchases this cake because she is an adult that can buy a cake whenever she wants. She also thinks it's hilarious. She and Ethan agreed that they weren't doing Valentine's Day anymore, so when he gets home after her and sees the pink cake box in the fridge he is firstly, intrigued, and secondly, confused. Immediately he runs out to get peonies and decides not to go back to the office.
When he gets back she's still out so he sets up some wine glasses, the cake and picks a couple petals off the bouquet to tastefully scatter around the table. He's not sure what she has planned for dinner, so he waits. Pops on a fresh shirt and cologne, and waits. Waits for 50 minutes.
Then, she comes home... with Sienna. The two girls are giggling and Becca has a makeshift bandana over Sienna's eyes. "Wait wait wait, you're gonna LOVE this!" Becca laughs, most definitely tipsy. She doesn't even see her fiancé sitting on the loveseat with a book.
She pads to the fridge and gasps so loudly, speechless that the cake isn't waiting in the fridge. "What the-" Becca starts to twirl around, eyes darting everywhere in the open plan kitchen to find the surprise.
Finally, her eyes land on the impeccably decorated table. "Oh my god..."
"What? What is it!?" Sienna all but shrieks, her hands unsure if she should tear the blindfold off or not. 
Ethan’s besottedly bemused voice finally makes its appearance, “Happy Valentine’s Day.” 
She turns to him rising from the couch, an amused smirk on his handsome face. The same moment Sienna rips the blindfold off. 
Sienna sees the table and actually shrieks, “You GUYS!” Moves across the room to meet Becca and Ethan at the dining table. Her soulful eyes blown and dilatated. “I am crashing your evening. I should go.” 
“No no no,” Becca turns from Ethan, grabs Sienna’s wrist and tugs her closer to look over the cake. “I got this for you!” 
Sienna reads it. Takes in the words and bursts out laughing. The two girls fall into a fit of uncontrollable laugher, falling and hugging one another. 
Ethan takes that as his cue to cut the cake, and maybe grab two glasses of water too. 
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searchingwardrobes · 3 years
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She Dreams in Color: 3/6
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Here it is - your special bonus post of the weekend! Here is where we earn our M rating, kids. It's not smut, but let's just say, this is where the iceman cometh. Sorry, I had to! That phrase ran through my head the entire time I was working on this fic. :) 
Trigger warning: mild domestic violence is portrayed in this chapter. Not that I think any domestic violence is "mild" or remotely acceptable. I just use that word to mean that it isn't graphic. If you want to skip it, just jump over the part where Neal is there.
Thanks as always to @shireness-says​ for organizing the @cshistfic​ event and to @aerica13​ for being my beta.
Summary: Emma’s life is drab and colorless, and not just because of the Dust Bowl that has stripped the land bare. Married to a man she does not love and never has, Emma lives for Tuesdays. That’s when the iceman brings cool relief from the unrelenting heat and fire to her unsatisfied longings. Perhaps they won’t go unsatisfied for long …
*Yes, this fic depicts infidelity. I am in no way making light of people who cheat on their spouses - it’s just a story, ya’ll.*
Rating: M
Length: 6 chapters, complete
Updated each Thursday (or Saturday, or Sunday … lol)
Chapter One | Two
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Chapter Three: Can’t Find a Better Man
Emma woke the next morning still in an empty bed. Every morning since the food ran out, that fact had sent a slice of fear through her chest. However, with leftovers from last night’s picnic in the pantry and the ice chest, she felt relief instead flood her. 
She made her way downstairs, the heat causing her nightgown to stick to her bare legs. Would they never get relief from the unrelenting sun? 
Emma ate a breakfast of cold boiled eggs, cheese, and a thick slice of bread. Then she succumbed to temptation and ate a tiny sliver of pound cake as well. Killian’s sister-in-law was a great baker. Maybe she could get some recipes from her. 
Thinking of Elsa and the food made Emma remember what Killian said about her and her sister taking her to town. Would they still come after she had so awkwardly rejected Killian last night? Her cheeks burned at the memory. Surely Killian wouldn’t share those details with his family. Would he?
Nevertheless, the thought of a trip to town filled Emma with longing. She felt trapped on this farm. She wasn’t exactly a social butterfly, but not even her emotional walls could protect her from the monotony and life-sucking drabness of the farm. Not only that, who knew when Neal would return? The Joneses’ offering would only last for so long. Neither could she rely on their charity when everyone was suffering. 
Resolved, Emma decided to cling to hope that Elsa and Anna would come. She cleaned up her small meal, then went upstairs to dress. Like the night before, she also spent time on her makeup and hair. At least being stuck on the farm meant her cosmetics were lasting longer than they normally would. Emma sighed. Small blessings indeed.
It was mid morning when a horse and buggy pulled up at the front porch of the Gold farm. Emma greeted the two women from the porch before they could even descend from the buggy. Anna scrambled eagerly down from her perch despite her swelling belly and rushed to embrace Emma halfway up the steps. 
“I am so excited to finally meet you! I feel like we’re friends already. Killian has told us so much about you, and my goodness, you’re just as beautiful as he said. I’m so so sorry he didn’t explain sooner how secluded you are out here. We would have at least come for a visit had we known, wouldn’t we, Elsa?”
The stately blonde behind Anna smiled indulgently at her sister, then extended a slender hand to gently take Emma’s. 
“Yes, we definitely should have come sooner. I hope my sister isn’t overwhelming you.”
Emma was a little overwhelmed, but not by Anna’s exuberance. Killian had told them about her? He said she was beautiful? She felt red stain her cheeks.
“Um,” Emma faltered, “Killian’s told me a lot about the two of you, as well.”
It seemed the most innocuous response. Elsa smiled gently, and Emma released a relieved breath. 
“I would ask you in for some refreshments, but, well.” Emma shrugged in a self-deprecating manner. It wasn’t as if they didn’t know.
“And we apologize for the form of transportation,” Anna laughed, “but the truck is for deliveries during the day.”
“Oh, I don’t mind at all,” Emma told them, descending the steps to greet the pair of chestnut horses hitched to the buggy. She rubbed them both on their muzzles and wished she had some lumps of sugar or carrots. “I’ve always loved horses. We had to sell ours.”
“I hate that so many people have had to do that,” Anna said, coming up next to Emma to give the horses some additional affection. “Animals can become like family, especially horses.”
The smile Emma shared with Anna felt like one of camaraderie, and as she climbed into the buggy, she no longer felt like the recipient of charity. She felt like a friend. 
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“Eggs and bacon, doll.”
Neal didn’t even add a “good morning” to the command. He simply slouched at the kitchen table and flipped open the newspaper he’d brought home with him last night. Emma ground her teeth as she gripped the edge of the countertop. He’d been home two days, and never once had he asked how the kitchen was fully stocked again. Didn’t he wonder how she got to town? Or had he not even noticed how little food he’d left her with?
“I’m not a waitress, you know.”
Sher turned to him, arms crossed, brows arched. He lowered his paper, his eyebrows jumping to his hairline. 
“Excuse me?”
His tone was one he’d never used before; cold as ice with an edge of warning. He’d been distant and uncaring. He’d ignored her. He belittled her. However, she’d never felt fear in his presence.
Until now. 
Before either of them could make their next move in whatever tense game this was, there was a knock at the screen door and a lilting voice. 
“Ice delivery!”
Neither Emma nor Neal broke their gaze from one another. Killian paused nervously on the threshold for a minute or two, glancing from wife to husband and back again. This wasn’t the first time he’d encountered an awkward domestic moment on his deliveries, but it was the first time at the Gold farm. As a matter of fact, this was the first time he’d seen Neal Gold at all. Liam handled the customers when they purchased their delivery service. Killian handled the deliveries themselves. He already had the ice, which was dripping all over Emma’s clean kitchen floor, so he ignored the tense couple and headed for the ice box. 
“You heard me,” Emma said, voice steady, “I’m not a waitress.”
Neal crumpled his paper in his fist and slammed it into the table as he rose quickly to his feet. Emma couldn't stop herself from flinching, but she kept her chin up and her arms folded defiantly. He rounded the table until he was toe to toe with her. 
“You’re my wife, and you’ll make my damn breakfast.”
Killian clenched his jaw so tightly at the man’s condescending and cruel tone that he feared he might chip a tooth. He glanced at Emma out of the corner of his eye and saw that she had not backed down. Color spotted her cheeks, but not an inch of her trembled at the man before her, and she held his gaze. She was bloody amazing, but Killian also held his breath, fearing what this man might do. Treatment like this from husbands wasn’t uncommon, Killian knew, but it was still wrong. Emma had every right to expect to be treated with respect, especially in her own home. 
“I don’t mind making breakfast for my family, Neal, but you’re treating me like a servant.”
Neal’s nostrils flared and his face turned so red, that fear trickled down Emma’s spine. His hand shot out so fast, Emma didn’t know what he was doing until he had grasped her face in his tight grip. Out of the corner of her eye, Emma saw Killian abandon the ice chest and surge forward, but she lifted a hand and shot him a brief, pleading look that stopped him in his tracks. Thankfully, Neal didn’t notice the exchange. 
“You belong to me, woman.” He squeezed her face tighter, and Emma couldn’t help the lone tear that leaked out. “You begged me, remember?”
He laughed sadistically as he let her go, shoving her so that she stumbled and struck her hip on the edge of the kitchen counter. 
Killian almost cried out his pet name for her, Swan, but he swallowed it back. He did, however, go to her in what he hoped was a polite manner. The last thing he wanted was to give this lout more reason to unleash his anger on Emma. 
“Are you okay, Mrs. Gold?”
“I’m fine,” she told him with a shaky laugh. “Just lost my balance a bit.”
“She’s a klutz, is what she is,” Neal scoffed. “Should have known when I married a farm girl.”
Killian thought of about a dozen insults he could toss back at this man, but he knew doing so would only make things worse for Emma. He couldn’t keep the scowl from his face as he looked at Neal, however. The other man stared him down, contempt written all over his face.
“Get your hands off my woman and back to work, iceman.”
It took every ounce of Killian’s willpower to take the insult and return to his work. It was only the pleading in Emma’s eyes that kept him out of it. 
“I only meant,” Emma said placatingly, “that I made biscuits and ham the day before you got back, and I was planning on having those for breakfast. So we wouldn’t waste anything, you know?”
Neal narrowed his eyes. “Are you implying that I can’t provide for you? Are you saying we’re poor?”
“Are you blind!” Emma shouted. “Yes, we’re poor, Neal! The whole goddamn country is poor! Even your father lost everything!”
She should have stopped when Neal shoved the kitchen chair out of his way, but she didn’t. No, she kept yelling as he came closer, and she should have expected the slap across her face. In a way, she did. In some sick, twisted way, she wanted him to hit her, really hit her. Then she could hate him with every fiber of her being. Then she didn’t have to pretend anymore. 
She knew Killian would be at her side in a moment, so before he could even take one step towards them, she advanced on her bully of a husband. She shoved him as hard as she could in the chest. She didn’t move him; she didn’t expect to. He outweighed her, especially since he was apparently eating just fine on the road while she stayed here and almost starved. 
“Don’t you ever touch me again!”
Neal was so shocked by her fighting back, that his mouth gaped open. He didn’t move, so she shoved him again.
“Don’t you ever order me around! I’ll cook whatever I wanna cook, and you’ll like it.”
Neal grabbed her by both wrists and leaned into her face. “You don’t want me to touch you?” He laughed. “Then I’ll go touch whoever the hell I want.”
At that, he dropped her arms and stomped away. He flung open the front door, but before he stepped out onto the porch he threw one last barb her way. 
“And I’ll find a woman who’ll make me bacon and eggs, too!”
There was a long silence after Neal slammed the door after him. Emma could sense Killian behind her, standing awkwardly near the ice chest. It was broken when Emma sagged against the kitchen counter and started laughing hysterically. 
“Swan?” Killian asked her tentatively. He probably thought she’d lost her mind. 
“Bacon and eggs?” Emma gasped out. “That was his last insult?” 
Laughter gripped her again, and she bent over as it shook her frame. She laughed so hard, she slid to the floor, and Killian joined her. Soon they were laughing so hard tears streamed down their faces. 
“A woman who will make him bacon and eggs,” Killian quipped, “how can you compete with that?”
The laughter swept over them both once more, and Emma dropped her face to Killian’s shoulder as her body shook with it. 
“I . . . sort of . . .” Emma sputtered out words between giggles, “feel sorry for whoever she is.”
When the laughter finally subsided, Killian had his arm around her, and she had collapsed against his chest. His fingers toyed with the ends of her hair. 
“I really am sorry, Emma,” he told her. 
“I hope he means it,” she whispered back. 
“Means what?”
“That he’ll never touch me again.”
She lifted her head to gaze into his eyes, and the moment stretched, becoming heavy with an exquisite tension. Killian’s heated gaze flickered to her lips. He leaned forward, and Emma’s eyes fluttered shut in anticipation. Every nerve ending in her body quivered with desire, and she no longer could see a reason not to satisfy it. But instead of his lips brushing with hers, his voice caressed her neck, his lips brushing slightly against her earlobe. 
“Have you ever really been touched, Emma?” He asked her huskily. His voice sounded almost dirty, and she actually shivered. “Touched in a way that makes you tremble? Touched in a way that makes you cry out in ecstasy? Have you ever known a touch like that?”
Her voice cracked when she answered. “No. Show me, Killian. Show me the way a woman should be touched by a man. Please?”
She nuzzled against his collarbone, and he growled. His hands rested at her hips, his touch firm yet without aggression. Fire licked at her skin and traveled down to her core. He lifted one hand to grasp the back of her head, his fingers tangling in her hair. He tilted her head back, exposing her neck, and began to trail open mouthed kisses along the column of her throat. His tongue sucked at her pulse point, and she let out a mewling sound. It almost embarrassed her until he chuckled. 
“Eager are we, lass?”
“You’re teasing me,” she gasped. 
He released her so he could cradle her face in his hands. His thumbs caressed the apples of her cheeks. 
“Look at me Emma,” he asked, and she obliged. The words may have seemed like an order, but the tone was completely different from Neal’s, making it an obvious request. One she had no desire to refuse. His blue eyes were darker than normal, and she knew they were flooded with lust, just as her own likely were. 
“Killian, I -”
Her words were swallowed by a hungry kiss. Perhaps he feared she would change her mind, push him away again. Not this time. God, the last thing she would do right now was stop this. His lips were dry and slightly cracked, probably from the temperature swing between the dry heat and the frigid cold of the ice he delivered. They were also full, however, and the feel of them against hers was so different from the rough and flaccid kisses she was used to from her husband. Emma parted her lips, boldly exploring his mouth with her tongue. Now it was Killian’s turn to groan, and he surged against her even more aggressively. He was devouring her. 
Meanwhile his hands were exploring her body over her house dress, but it wasn’t enough for Emma. She wanted to feel him. Everywhere. She shifted, pushing Killian back against the bottom kitchen cupboards, and then she straddled him, her dress hitching up far past her knee highs. Killian moaned, sliding his hands down to explore the bare skin of her hips. Emma could feel his hardened length rubbing against her bunched up dress and underclothes, and she rocked her hips against it. 
“God, Emma,” he gasped, breaking their kiss. He cradled her face again, and when she looked into his eyes, his gaze was completely wrecked. She had done that. She grinned and started to rut against him again, but he stilled her by grasping her hips. 
“Emma,” he groaned again, his head falling back against the cabinets behind him. “I want to give you everything you’ve never had. Show you what it’s supposed to be, but I won’t make it if you keep doing that.”
“Oh,” she said, suddenly feeling shy. 
He gently lifted her chin. “You’re glorious, Emma, don’t doubt that, but a woman as beautiful as you deserves my full attention.”
The grin he gave her then was sinful, and she squealed as he shifted to gather her up in his arms bridal style. All of those heavy blocks of ice he lugged around all day made his arms like corded steel, and he stood smoothly with her in his arms. 
“Where is your bedroom, Swan?”
“Upstairs,” she answered, voice thready, “first door to the right.”
He nodded, his intense blue eyes never leaving her face as he carried her upstairs. When he laid her upon her bed, she let her arms fall above her, letting him know she trusted him completely, and even more, she was eager to be putty in his hands. He lowered himself on top of her and fused his mouth with hers once more. He proceeded to make good on his promise, and then she knew: she had never really been touched before. With Neal, there was no foreplay. He took, that was all. It was all she knew sex could be. Until now. She did all the things Killian had promised she would beneath his touch: she trembled, she cried out, she completely fell apart. 
He couldn’t stay, though he communicated with heated words against her skin how much he wanted to. She understood. She watched him dress, appreciating the view of his glorious body now that the haze of her desire no longer clouded her eyes. She stayed in bed when he kissed her languidly goodbye, his tongue swiping hers one more time, and continued to remain there as he walked out her bedroom door. 
She stayed, not bothering to cover her naked body, letting the fan cool the sweat on her skin.
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tatiana-petrovna · 3 years
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For the fanfiction writers ask: 16, 21, 34
16. Any guilty pleasure trope(s)?
• Smol x Tol is a requirement not a request
• Arranged marriage AU queen 👑
• No one else challenges me mentally or physically but you
• Bodyguard AU’s (bonus points if her parents are never around and she’s a Poor Little Rich Girl™️)
• We meet in our dreams AU
• Somehow I keep falling into another plane or realm and you only exist there and “we” only exist there and slowly I start to spend all my time and energy on being with you and completely losing my whole life in the “real world”
• Captive/Captor AU’s (think Briseis and Achilles but I’m not above a good old fashioned bank robbery gone tits up I’m an equal opportunity slut for Stockholm Syndrome)
• We had a past life together and we only remember flashes but the energy is still there between us and it’s undeniable - however, being together would completely dismantle our present day lives
• This can’t last and it’s not meant to, but I’ve been through a lot and you’re a very nice resting place for now
• I’m a brat, but vulnerable only with you. You’re an asshole, but soft only with me. I don’t hate anyone else but you. But I don’t love anyone else either.
• We’ve both been through trauma no one else understands so we don’t really know how to trust or love anyone else, but no one would ever be accepting of us being together (yes I meant to google Lucrezia and Cesare Borgia)
• Honestly, anything where the shtick is ‘we’re really not supposed to be doing this’ bonus points for sneaking around and loads of pining angst about it
21. Favorite pairing to write for? (platonic or romantic!)
I’m about to lose so many followers 🙈
#1 always - AEGON THE CONQUERER X RHAENYS TARGARYEN (ASOIAF)
Max x Audrey (Gossip Girl)
Sarah Cameron & Rafe Cameron (OBX) (yes I know they’re related no I don’t care)
Ciri x Geralt (The Witcher, more the video games and the books than the tv show)
Javier Peña (Narcos) x Helena (Narcos) x Santiago Garcia (Triple Frontier)
Robb x Sansa or Jon x Sansa or Robb x Jon x Sansa (ASOIAF) (who is GoT don’t know her)
Sookie Stackhouse x Jason Stackhouse (True Blood) (watch the first episode again and tell me I’m wrong lol)
Eric x Four (Divergent) (books not the movieverse)
Becca x Lucas (Banshee)
Cassie x Nate (Euphoria) (yes I know it wouldn’t work leave me alone) (all I’m saying is, Nate spent a lot of fucking energy trying to get McKay to NOT date Cassie and Nate would never have made Cassie get an abortion)
Mal x Evie (Descendants)
Elsa x Kristoff (Frozen)
Tink x Hook (Peter Pan universe - more the books than any of the movies) (in the second Peter Pan book she is literally lost to the group and found locked up in the captain’s quarters among Hook’s treasure on his ship don’t come for me Barrie shipped it too)
Freya x Freyr or Freya x Fenrir (Norse mythology)
Morgan x Arthur (Arthurian legend)
Lucifer x Eve or Lucifer x Lilith (biblical mythology NO I’m not talking about Lucifer the show lol I’ve never even watched it and I won’t)
34. Copy and paste an excerpt you’re particularly fond of.
From “Through the Lake”, a Grishaverse fic I wrote 5 years ago but never posted (Darkling x OFC)
They’ve begun travelling now. He likes to stay diplomatically relevant. Likes to be known to the kings and queens of lands beyond Ravka. Because the otkazat’sya Lantsov king is weak and stupid. She knows. She’s met him many times. And she met his father before him. She’s dined with their ambassadors and danced with their advisors (Shadow likes to show her off as his little relic. His little stolen child, kept as a pet the same way fairies of old would keep children from her world. It is also a very clear piece on the chess board. Look what I have. Look what she can do. Know your place).
“Lantsov is lucky anyone even continues to acknowledge him as king. If I were a queen, the only diplomat I would sit down with is you.” She’s known her Shadow a hundred years now. She cannot fathom why anyone still bows to the Lantsov king.
“Do I not treat you with all the adoration and reverence due a queen?” He asks in response, ignoring her statement for the moment. Though it strokes something warm and needy inside him to hear her say it.
They’re in Kerch. A disgustingly wealthy merchant’s villa is their home for the night. At his table they dined on sweet-buttered grouse and roasted kale and salted caramel cake.
The back of his ungloved finger traces her neck as she takes her jewelry off and lets her hair down. The touch flares her power with a shivering thrill of electricity. Unable to help herself, Jo flexes her abilities enough to let him know not to push her. The air in the room compresses for a moment until all sound is narrowed down, resting on the pin of a needle and ringing in his ears. Thirty seconds go by. Finally, she lets up and he has to grip the window sill as his lungs drag desperately for oxygen.
“What?” He half snarls, half chokes. Jo is shown more favor than anyone else at his court by far. He’s never lavished another with the same attention and devotion he pours over her. He’s never trusted anyone enough to allow them so close. But he’s careful to keep her loyalties where they belong. Uses her power to keep the other Grisha in check. To keep their eyes fixed with jealousy so they’ll never look upon her with love. So she has no other confessional but him. So she can never hold anything she knows to his throat. Even if she thought to overthrow him and seize power for herself, they would never follow her. They’d wear her bones first.
“You know what. Do not dare to play the victim with me.” They argue as if they’re married. And maybe in a way they are. Promises forever unbroken. Loyalty carried to the grave. Secrets pressed between them for centuries, that no one else could ever unfold.
Swallowing, he swipes away the blood dripping from his nose with the handkerchief in his pocket. Glances out the window, partly guilty and partly annoyed that the girl can even make him feel guilt.
“You know why I can’t let you stay.” They’ve been over this a hundred thousand times. He won’t have her for one lifetime when he needs her power for much longer than that. And perhaps, a part of him needs her to be hungry for him. To know she’s in Duluth salivating at the mouth to get back here. Perhaps he’s scared that if he gives her all she wants of him, of Ravka, she’ll have her fill and go back for good.
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Incorrect Quotes
So I had the bright idea one day to make incorrect quotes based on a DnD campaign and the players. Why not post them here? If any of them find this and request this to be deleted, I won’t mind. Blu - DM, any other character you don’t see listed here Tuck - Alzora Autumn/Me - Aria Maria - Yeet Bard - Tad Whipple - Niyana ~ Aria at 3AM: Alzora wake up Alzora, annoyed: What is it? Aria: If butterflies fall in love, do they feel humans/mobians in their stomach? Alzora: The rest of Team Supernova: Niyana: aria what the fuck Yeet: No no, wait. She has a point. Yeet: What if they’re mobian butterflies? Snipe: What if they just feel really tiny butterflies in their stomachs? Niyana: That’s morbid. ~ Aria: is pink panther a lion Alzora: say that again but slower Aria: i don't get it? Alzora: he's the pink PANTHER Aria: okay? but is he a lion? Alzora: Aria. he's a panther Aria: is that a kind of lion??? Alzora: no it's a fucking panther Aria: I just googled it. Are they not pink?  Alzora: AND LIONS ARE??? ~ Yeet: *gets shot* Shit. Alzora: Language! ~ Niyana: Is 4 alot? Aria/Alzora: Depends on the context. Aria/Alzora: Money? No. Aria/Alzora: Murders? Yes. ~ Yeet: Just a reminder that I'm non-binary so if you've got a crush on me, u gay bro ~
Alzora: if one of you says that stupid thing again I will not hesitate to give you frost bite Aria: aw that's so sad alexa play despacito Alzora: starting with you Alt idea from our DM (context, Alzora is an ice dragon and I compare her to Elsa alot): Aria: thats so sad, alexa play Let it Go. Alzora: you will die in 3 days ~ Niyana: THE FLOOR IS LAVA Yeet: *helps Snipe onto a chair* Alzora: *throws Aria off the table* revenge Niyana: There are two types of people ~ Alzora: If anyone says ‘mood’ ‘same’ or 'me’ in response to something I say ever again, I will throw you out the nearest window Yeet: Mood Aria: Same Niyana: Me Alzora calling tad: hello? Tad can you come here quickly? Tad: why what happened? Alzora: well lets just say there’s a gun in my hand, 3 dead bodies on the floor, blood on the walls floor and ceiling, and police on the way Tad: Tad: what Tad: The police are going to be there? Yeah, you're on your own ~ Aria: Mobius is a hot, molten core with a solid crust. Therefore, its a ravioli Alzora: Please stop Yeet, taking notes: No no let her finish ~ Aria: Comparing me and Alzora is like comparing apples to oranges. Aria: I mean, I like apples, and I really don't like oranges. Aria: Oranges are annoying. ~ nesta: fuck your cake! aria: 
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~ Niyana: I’ve been working on my evil laugh! ‘Cause everybody’s got an evil laugh, you know, like... Ha ha ha ha HA! Like that. Alzora: Okay, here’s the thing. You’re not ready... for the evil laugh, okay, you can do a chuckle? Like a mildly upset chuckle? After MY evil laugh. ~ Snipe: You're smiling. Did something good happen? Aria: Can't I smile just because I feel like it? Niyana: Alzora tripped and fell down the stairs. ~ Yeet: So, why is Aria mad at you? Alzora: They sneezed and I accidentally said "shut the fuck up" instead of "bless you". Yeet: Alzora: Yeet: How do you accidentally say "shut the fuck up"?! ~ Alzora: Anyone who says 'uwu' or 'owo' again is being arrested for crimes against humanity! Aria: Cwimes against huwumanity. Alzora: I'm going to break your fingers. ~ Yeet, while crying: LOVE IS DEAD AND NEVER EXISTED! ALL YOU DID WAS BETRAY ME AS I LAY SICK AND FESTERING! YOU ARE THE DEFINITION OF DREAD! Snipe: Are you ok???  Yeet, crying even more: NIYANA STOLE MY FUCKIGN WEAPONS! [This breakdown is immediately followed by Yeet trying to beat the shit out of a 15 year-old] ~ Alzora: Good Morning!   Aria: Good Morning everyone Snipe: Good Morning. [ half of everyone else says their good mornings] Yeet: My god you all sound like robots! “good morning” this “good morning” that. Yeet: Spice it up!!! Niyana: HEY MOTHERFUCKERS ~ Alzora: *falls*  Alzora: Alzora: I suppose I’ll have to add the force of gravity to my list of enemies. ~ Aria: Tall people are the enemy! Alzora: I'm sorry, I can't hear you from up here. Aria: I will tie your fucking shoelaces together and you won't even know it! ~ Niyana: But rules were made to be broken! Tad: They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken. Nesta: Uh, pinatas. Alzora: Glow sticks. Yeet: Karate boards. Aria: Spaghetti when you have a small pot. Niyana: And rules! Snipe: Don’t forget bones. Yeet: Ye-Wait no- ~ Aria: Onion rings are just vegetable doughnuts. Alzora, used to Aria: Sure they are, Aria. Aria: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Alzora: Okay. Aria: Lasagna is just spaghetti-flavored cake. Alzora: … Aria, oblivious: Lobsters are mermaids to scorpions. Alzora, crying: Aria, please stop. Yeet, fascinated: No, continue. ~ Yeet: Hey, Snipe, what are you doing here? Snipe: This is where I come to cry. Yeet: What. Snipe: I said this is where I come to be a cool guy. ~ [loud crashing comes from Team Supernova's room, Tad runs in to find the room completely trashed] Tad: What happened in here!? [The rest of the Team are on an elevated surface]  Aria, on top of the bookshelf, shaking: We saw a spider... ~ Yeet: Isn’t it amazing what friends learn from each other? Aria: I learn a lot from Phin because he makes so many mistakes. ~ Aria: AVJDJAHDHSHS Tad: what is that? Aria: a keyboard smash Tad: how do I do it? Aria: just press anything Tad: 7 ~ Alzora: Bitch. Aria: Blocked. Alzora: Wait, unblock me, I need to tell you something. Aria: Unblocked. Alzora: Bitch. ~ Alzora: Don’t say a word. Aria: Aria: Fergalicious. Alzora: I said no words. Aria: Oh, I see. Two weeks ago playing Scrabble, it’s not a word. Now suddenly it is a word because it’s convenient for you. ~ Aria: Olli? Why are you outside? It's pouring! Olli, drenched: The aesthetic, Miss Aria. Aria: Olli, please. Olli: ThE aEsThEtIc, MiSs ArIa! ~ Niyana: There’s no “i” in happyness. Aria: There is if you fuckin’ spell it right. ~ Niyana: Do you care if I take the skin off the Furby? Niyana: I want to make him a God. Once he is free of his sinful flesh he can begin the path towards enlightenment. He will take care of Us. Niyana: Also I want to softhack his circuits. Yeet: I literally could not care less but never say anything as frightening as that sentence ever again. Tad, not looking up from his sketch book: I could design some long furby designs if you need me to. ~ Stella: I have a mafia! Yeet: We have a Niyana. ~ Yeet: Bro. Snipe: What bro? Yeet: Tell the whole world we’re bros. Snipe: *whispers* We’re bros. Yeet: Why’d you whisper bro? Snipe: Because you’re my whole world bro. Yeet: B R O. ~ Yeet: Your house is burning down! You can only save one thing. What do you save? Aria: My house?? ~ Aria: Yeet, do you ever want to talk about your emotions? Yeet: No. Alzora: I do. Aria: I know, Alzora. Alzora: I’m sad. Aria: I know, Alzora. ~ Stella: *looking around in closet* What should I change into? Snipe: A better person. ~ Whatever characters Yeet writes into fanfiction: *hugging and vibing* Yeet: Who would ever want to harm such a loving relationship? Yeet, brandishing a pen: I WOOOOULD! ~ Yeet: Chillax~ Alzora: That’s not a word. Yeet: Sometimes the ones who deny “chillax” are the ones who need to chillax the most. ~ Aria: 13 year old me would be both terrified and in awe at who I am now. Niyana: 13 year old me wouldn't think I'd get this far. Yeet: I would fight a 13 year old me. ~ Snipe: Yeet came into my room in the middle of the night, I pretended to be asleep, and they stroked my hair for a minute then left. Are they planning to kill me??? Aria: No they just care about you, idiot. ~ Yeet: Well, I guess you could say I’ve fallen for you. Snipe: You just fell down seven flights of stairs, how are you even alive? ~ Yeet: I wish I could block people in real life. Alzora: A restraining order. Niyana: Murder. ~ Alzora: What the frick is wrong with you? Snipe: Please be more specific and resubmit with the proper paperwork. ~ [on a city bus] Stranger: Are you traveling for business or pleasure? Alzora, in full armor: Combat. ~ Aria: Who ate my fries? Yeet? Yeet: I don’t like fries. Aria: Snipe? Snipe: I don’t need food. Aria: Niyana? Niyana: …It was Alzora. Alzora: Yeah it was. Aria: wh ~ Alzora: They are completely literal people. Metaphors go over their heads. Yeet: Nothing goes over my head... my reflexes are too fast! I would catch it. ~ Yeet: Live by the ass, die by the ass. Tad: S t o p ~ Niyana: Is there a word that is a mix between sad and mad? Tad: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolate. Yeet: Smad. ~ Tad: If someone is trying to rob a civilian, what is the correct course of action? Yeet: T-pose to assert dominance Tad: No. Niyana: Say "Thank you Chaos, for this meal I'm about to have" and then- Tad, interrupting: even worse Yeet, taking notes: Wait, let her finish ~ Aria: Hey Alzora, do you think Snipe feels regret? Because i just saw him choke down one of Tad’s pancakes in half a second. Alzora: Snipe has only one emotion and that’s hubris. ~ Yeet: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket lol Snipe: Do you think other people can't hear you? ~ Aria: You have to pick your battles, Alzora. Alzora: I’m full of rage and I’m picking all of them. ~ Nesta, T-posing in the hallway: Good morning, parental figure. Tad, not looking up from his coffee: Hello, problem child. ~ Yeet, throwing his head in Snipe’s lap: Tell me I’m pretty. Snipe, lovingly stroking their hair: You’re pretty fucking annoying, that’s what you are. ~ Yeet, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice. Niyana: Ha! That means you can't yell at me anymore! [later that day]  Niyana: Turns out, Yeet is scarier when they’re quiet. ~ Snipe: WE'RE SINKING IN DEEP WATER. Yeet: Don't worry. I learned this from a survival TV show. Yeet: OH TOOOOODLES-- ~ Niyana: Who else uses can openers to drink soft drinks? Yeet: This is extremely unhinged I must try it immediately. ~ Snipe: Boil up some mountain dew. It’s gonna be a long night. Aria: You could have said anything else. Yeet: fire burn and cauldron bubble, baja blast to fuel my trouble. ~ Aria: What do you want for dinner? Niyana: How about Sonic? Aria: *whispers* He's so fast how would we catch him-
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purplerock11 · 4 years
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About to watch Cassandra’s revenge for the fifth time! And here are some thoughts 😂
Oooo birds! That can mean a song!
Love the movie Parallel!
Yes girl! You deserve everything!!!
Damn she really did got rid of Cassadra’s painting...
Look at her!!! She’s just so happy!!! My heart!!!
Oooo she has return
He’s planning to propose!... again
Mrs Crowley singing 😂😂 I guess they do burst out into song in this universe lol
“You’re not my type!” “The feelings mutual” had me dying 😂😂
Since everyone is helping do this party, HOW HAS NO ONE ACCIDENTLY SLIPPED UP?!
Her list tho! “Braid hair; sing a song; psychic monkey with cymbals” ((ALSO SIDE NOTE! The monkey description! Phantom of the Opera monkey??))
Edmund! Subtly asking for a high five from Fredrick! 😂😂😂 LOVE IT!
She’s so giddy!
She wants to propose!!! 😭😭😭💜💜💜
My new dream feels!
That reprisal tho!
She’s so in love, it’s so gross! 😭😭😭
SURPRISE!
“It is?!” As he looks at Edmund for confirmation 😭 awww my bean!
“Cause I sent him away as a babe!” 😂😂😂
26 is a scary age! I should know!
HORACE!
Horace... horse... Stalyan... stallion... interesting 😂😂😂
One wish! We all wish that!!!
She’s about to do it!
Melefi— CASSANDRA?!
Lance with his chisme popcorn! 😂
Oooo she sliced the tower
The way she looks as she demands the scroll... like mother like daughter. Chills
“If you don’t have it, then who do have it?” I swear he has the best lines!
Our Cinnabon!
Trying to figure out which is the best metal 😂
y’all need to stop making Eugene into a Himbo!!! He’s much more than that!
“Was it your decision to push her out a window?” BIIIIISSSSSHHHH.... come here Cass, I just wanna talk!
Rudiger! Leave them apples alone!
Talk some sense into her Raps!
She kidnapped him!
Poor palace horse! It’s being force to go along with her
She did NOT drug him! Oh my gaaaw
That incantation tho!
Okay Elsa...
LMFAOOO they’re all pooped out
THE DUET!!! AAAHHH!!!
This is what happens when you make two broadway stars sing together!!! 💜💜💜
That throne! Low key reminds me of the show a Lucifer. Both look awkward and lost just sitting there
LMFAOOO emperor’s new grove
“BaCk In My DaY towers we much shorter!” Dead. 💀
Also I LOVE how they’re coming up different ways to climb up instead of depending on her hair!
Cass enjoying seeing them fail 😂
Shut up Booberry
“FiNiSh ThIs NoW”
Ooooo dream sequence
Booberry is scurry! Her fucking smile! 👀
“UsE tHe SuN tO sEe ThE sUn”
Poor girls all they want is to get into the action
Pascal... I don’t think you’re that good at hide and seek 😂
“Don’t worry Varian we’re gonna get you out!”
“Not now!” 😂😂😂 my cinabun!
“Or a crystal?”
Yes Eugene it’s a—! And for you!!! 💜💜😭😭
She does have a heart! She wouldn’t hurt Varian or Pascal!
I feel a fight brewing
ItS a KiDs ShOw! Que to Rapunzel getting smashed
Poor Eugene can’t celebrate normal birthdays
Only Varian would set the scroll on fire 😂😂
Cass please!
The way she positioned Rapunzel against the wall... 👀 I’d kill to have her figure tho 😂😂
The boys waiting for the fight to be over 😂
Awww he reached out for Varians hand
“Would you fight for him??” Ooooo....
The sun incantation! Love it!
Aaahhhh!!! Booberry actually Zhan Tiri?!
Rapunzel is a Goddess! I’m here for it!
Where is Booberry bitch going?!
Oooo moonstone chipped! What does it mean?!
Varian no!!!
Cass has no one to catch her!
Poor Raps! She’s exhausted!
Awww Lance and Varians hug!!! His little smile! So adorable! Give Lance a child! 😭😭😭
We’ll get the proposal right! Daawww my feels!
She clutched his jacket!!!
It’s late at night!
Take him to bed!!!
Lance! You blocker!
Birthday cake!!!
He’s accepting that he’s getting older!
Ooooo Cass... you all alone now
OMG!!!! Booberry IS ZHAN TIRI!!!
Cass you been used... karma is a bitck
Theory time!!!
Since no one can seem to cut her hair, even with the rock sword, I think that Rapunzel should wield the sword and only her can cut her own hair.
As for Cass, I feel that even tho she’s going to try to make right and ask for forgiveness, Rapunzel will probably forgive her. BUT. After all she hurt her, Rapunzel will probably not be her friend anymore. She will learn that not everyone is suppose to always be in her life. Friend do come and eventually go. So Cass will leave the kingdom and follow her actual dream/destiny.
Thanks for coming to my TED Talk 😂
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bigfrozenfan · 5 years
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Frozen Timeline Addendum
If you don't like (or hate) speculations, theories or conclusions then please skip this post. There's possibly nothing of interest for you :-)
@super-mam-te-moc Here's something for your favorite topic... LOL
Attention: Possible Spoiler Alert (Quote + logical conclusions)
Everything that follows under the condition that Frozen Fever was not just 7 minutes of fun for kids, but actually continued the action. One question nevertheless remains: did Disney take the plot into account in the later development of Frozen II or not?
In my last post i wrote: "When Frozen II exactly takes place we don’t know yet. Some are saying it will be in the time between OFA and Frozen Fever..."
And after that i've quoted: "John Lasseter said on Entertainment Weekly "...Now, they have their first holiday season together. And then what? We go from there, and it fits in perfectly with Frozen 2,”…”...You could sit and watch Olaf’s Frozen Adventure and Frozen 2 as one big marathon...“"
I've shortened this quote because for trying to make something clear: Why did John Lasseter say this - exactly in this order - and not include Frozen Fever in this timeline? Didn't he give us a spoiler himself?
Why did Elsa have a cold in Frozen Fever? Too much bathing in the sea during the exercises on the beach?   And how and why did she end up hitting Hans with a giant snowball in the middle of his face? With pinpoint precision over hundreds of miles (!) on the southern isles? And then there were all these lively Snowgies. Isn't that a bit strange? So did we see in Frozen Fever perhaps Elsa's extended, and far more precise abilities, which she will only gain in Frozen II? Who knows...
Possible consequences based on this scenario, if the order is Frozen - OFA - Frozen II - Frozen Fever: - All have survived the adventure in Frozen II safely.! - In Frozen Fever we didn't see these new characters from the Frozen II Teaser, nor new friends (keyword Elsa and new girlfriend). But ok, the short was only seven minutes long! - In Frozen Fever Kristoff publicly confesses his love for Anna when he says "I love you baby" and hands her the big birthday cake. So is there a love story between Kristoff and Anna in Frozen II? - Hans himself or one of his big brothers might try to finish in Frozen II what he started in the first movie. In the end it was a great disgrace for him and ultimately he has to shovel horse manure on the southern isles. So is Elsa's giant snowball a little revenge for the new attempt in Frozen II? Then on one of the movie web sites to the release date of Frozen II there is this naming of Santino Fontana who lent Hans his voice in the first part. A mistake or was it accidentally revealed in the end?
However, if Frozen Fever is only an imaginative interlude, you can confidently forget all of the above. But if not...
Just some speculation on my part....
@super-mam-te-moc : It's your turn. I respectfully ask for the "pick to pieces" of my analysis ;-)  LOL
PS: because it goes just fine with it. I read today morning on reddit about the theory that Frozen II might play on the southern isles and that Hans has a role in it. Well...I think it's a bit far-fetched, but I just wanted to mention it... LOL
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crowkingwrites · 5 years
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Game of Thrones Masterlist
II Jon Snow II
One Shots:
What We Do in the Dark 
Invisible  (Part 2)
She Looked At Him 
Staring 
Run
They Deserved Each Other
Series:
The Coldest Kiss: Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four // Chapter Five
( Based on a tumblr imagine: What if Jon and you were friends, but he wanted to be more. Jon sees you flirting with Robb and preferring his company. So, Jon thinks you don’t care about him at all. That is until a certain, mischievous Stark tells you the true feelings that Jon has for you.)
Underneath Our Armor: Part One // Part Two // Part Three // Part Four
( Tumblr Request: [Imagine where Jon snow marries a greyjoy girl who is secretly a mermaid. ( like can have legs on land but maybe is hiding a patch of scales also has sea monster pets) and she freaks when he finds out because when she was a kid balon said if anyone found out they’d kill her but Jon is splicing he doesn’t care and maybe a cheeky little does that mean of kid will be a fish from him thanks)
Sand and Snow: Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four
( Fic Request: (Hi love , I’ve admired your work for a while! It’s fantastic. I was wondering if you could do a Jon Snow imagine where the reader is elia and rhaegars daughter (the mountain doesn’t find her) so oberyn takes her in and loves her like his own daughter. She meets jon and they fall in love (he’s just ned’s bastard not lyanna and rhaegars) she goes to him when oberyn is killed and you can add in stuff and decide what all happens :) thanks in advance.)
BONUS:
Heartbeat Language: Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three
( Modern Day AU. You and your Northern Friends have just graduated high school. Your parents hand you tickets to the hottest music festival, The King’s Feast, for the whole weekend. Jon and you have always been close friends, but something about the music tells you both something different. Something more.)
Special Author’s Note: Heartbeat Language has been on hiatus for a couple months now. I do plan to go back to it, but for right now it is what it is. :P
II Ramsay Bolton II
One Shots:
I Want Everything
The Dreadfort // Happy Birthday, Babygirl  // This Is Mine // Eternally Yours
Friday Night Thing & Friday Night Fever & Friday Night Boyfriend
Mr. Bolton (Part Two)
The Snow Was Falling When i Fell For You
Loving You Is A Bloodsport
Perfect Prom Night // Perfect After Party
The Bathmaiden
Foto Hera & Amortentia & Colloportus
Never Have I Ever
Seeing Double
Stay Close
Board Room Meeting
Me Against the Devil
Bad Fucking News
Friend
Yandere
I am not my Father, I am not my Brother
Cover Me
Taste the Flesh
Come on, Baby
Lay All Your Love On Me
You Made Me
Ship It (Part 2)
Ramsay Bolton Dies in the End
To Be Touched Like That
Operation: Get Theon Back
If I Gave You Life
The Only Thing I Want
Little Lady
Buying Both
Punishment
What You Wanted
Yes Ma’am
Username: InfernalHeir
Oops
WIP SERIES WORLDS APART
Love Letters: You Beautiful Awful Thing // I Could Make You The Queen // Revenge
Entire NSFW Alphabet
Series:
The Five Senses: Scent // Sound (If requests are still open, can I ask for Ramsay Bolton fic, where reader stills his closes because she likes how it smells, and Ramsay finds out about it and is law key excited about it, because he’s secretly I love with her, and punishes her in the best (smutsmutsmut) way possible?)
12 Days: Part One// Part Two // Part Three (Fic Request:  Christmas is soon lol! So, I thought of that idea: Ramsay has a huge crash on reader, but she don’t even talks to him and probably doesn’t even know who he is, and he’s chosen to be her Secret Santa (well, he cheated to get her) and he decided to make her 12 presents in 12 days based on 12 Days of Christmas, but, you know, in Ramsay’s style. And after first and second presents she’s like ‘omg he’s such s cutie’, but than she receives the third and is like ‘omg he’s hot’ And while they’re together she confesses that she knew he was her SS after 4th gift, because she recognized his voice (and that it made this present even hotter), and she, actually, always thought he was amazing and had a little crush on him with all his 'bad boy’ attitude.)
Oh, It’s You: Part One // Part Two// Part Three ( OMG, I sort of was inspired by Felicity Smoak from Arrow, but can you maybe do Ramsay x Reader, where they’re dating and that kind of stuff and everything is great exept they don’t know about each others secret lives: Ramsay is a leader of an assasin group and Reader is the leader of international hacker group. And when Ramsay need hacker’s help he goes to her group and they find out about each other. And Ramsay being incredibly impressed by her. Thank you ^^)
The Fucking Chili Girl Part One // Part Two // Part Three (Hey! Can I request Ramsay x Reader: Ramsay and Bastard’s Boys are running away from the cops and have to hide somewhere, so they choose the first door to crash in, and it’s Readers home, and Ramsay threatens her with the gun so she lets them in and in the middle of all that they smell smth and readers like ‘Omg my chili’ and so she ends up feeding them all with her chilli and its best they’ve ever tried)
Bang Bang!: Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four // Chapter Five // Chapter Six // Chapter Seven // Chapter Eight // Chapter Nine // Chapter Ten // Chapter Eleven // Chapter Twelve // Chapter Thirteen // Chapter Fourteen // Chapter Fifteen // Chapter Sixteen // Chapter Seventeen //Chapter Eighteen // Chapter Nineteen // Chapter Twenty // Chapter Twenty-One // Chapter Twenty-Two // Chapter Twenty-Three // Chapter Twenty-Four // Chapter Twenty-Five
(The Red Wedding happened a week ago. Your boss, Petyr, insists on celebrating the men who “won” this victory, the Red Kings, an assassination group run by the sour-looking Roose Bolton. You, one of Petyr’s favorites, is tasked to find out more about these Red Kings. Who are they? Who are their clients? Who is next?You’re very good at what you do until you meet him. What do you do? Girls like you can’t fall in love. Does the Pretty Bird fly away with him? Or does she ruin the Bloody Bastard and everything he has?)
Bang Bang!: Guilty  [Chapter 1] [Chapter 2] [Chapter 3] [Chapter 4] [Chapter 5] [Chapter 6] [Chapter 7] [Chapter 8] [Chapter 9] [Chapter 10] [Chapter 11] [Chapter 12] [Chapter 13]
(You are now a full-fledged member of the Red Kings. After your first successful mission, Domeric comes with troubling news: they’re being watched and there’s a mole among them. The Red Kings, Ramsay, and You now stand against a new enemy: Stannis Baratheon, a high ranking FBI member out to seek justice who may have his own dark secrets he’s trying to hide.In this next part of the series, you will be tested, face old enemies, and encounter faces you’d thought you’d never see again. You thought you were safe, but the game has just begun.)
Vicious: Prologue // Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four // Chapter Five //  Chapter Six // Chapter Seven // Chapter Eight // Chapter Nine
( The story of Lyanna Baratheon, the trueborn daughter of Robert and Cersei, and the Bolton Bastard and what happens when they decide to take the Iron Throne for themselves.)
Worlds Apart  Chapter One, Chapter Two, Chapter Three, Chapter Four
(You were born in a world filled with magic. He was not. You were born with two parents who loved you. He was not. Now, he attends the same school as you and wants everything you have–including your life.
As the daughter of Jack frost and Queen Elsa, you know to be afraid of magic. As the son of Pitch black, Ramsay knows everyone should be afraid of him.)
Jon and Ramsay: Death Follows
Robb Stark: Promise
Gendry Waters: He’s Only Here for the Cake // Sword of the Sea Prologue
Margaery Tyrell: Who I Kissed First
Oberyn Martell: Entangled, The Way Your Body Moves
Battle of the Bands: (Multi-Ship Series) Robb Stark x Reader, Jon Snow x Reader, Viserys Targaryen x Reader, Ramsay Bolton X Reader
Chapter One // Chapter Two // Chapter Three // Chapter Four // Chapter Five // Chapter Six // Chapter Seven // Chapter Eight // Chapter Nine // Chapter Ten // Chapter Eleven
Summary: You just moved into the city for the first tie all by yourself. After you get your dream summer job working for a small magazine, you find yourself in the middle of the city’s rock festival: Battle of the Bands. Local rock bands throughout the city compete to win a record deal that could change their lives. Your job? Get close to them and write about them online.A single girl in the city surrounded by rocker boys during the summertime. What could possibly go wrong?
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dawnblxde · 5 years
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[Kingdom Hearts 3 Review]
Welp I’ve finally done it, finally played and finished KH3! - After intentionally delaying doing so with my day one copy after finding out for some silly reason - it lacked multiple world visits for development sake and had no Final Fantasy characters - so I decided to finish the games I was in the middle of then replay the entire KH franchise, except the ones you could watch. Gonna leave my thoughts below. Just in case there are those out there still trying to avoid legit spoilers!
There were good and bad elements to this game.. Plenty of my experience that I enjoyed, but I believe more so that I didn’t - which made me want to pull out my hair. But I like my head shaved, so that wouldn’t work lol I liked the graphics, beautiful but I knew a PS3 could handle them as the quality of Woody in this game was the same as him in Toy Story 3 (2010 Video Game). Enjoyed the gameplay, though it felt like a flawed, floaty and broken version of Kingdom Heart’s 2 near perfect improvement of Kingdom Heart’s gameplay. A problem was the fact that in the first two main games, even when I was level 50-60′s - I always felt like I could DIE. It was always a fear during major combat moments. I had to concentrate so much just to be successful. Even if I tried to be a higher level then recommending through grinding. I never felt like that in KH3, every moment was such a cake walk. Even the final battle. Did they even try. Regardless, I had a good time with the gameplay and the visuals. But I wasn’t as drawn in as previous games. It did the game no favors and was a massive flaw, it lacking Final Fantasy characters. We should of been able to explore Radiant Garden or had other worlds relevant to FF characters. They were really important to Sora’s development as a Keyblade wielder. Cloud and Squall for sure. Sora wouldn’t be who he is if he hadn’t encountered and spoke to them. They’d of been useful in multiple sequences. We deserved the next part to Cloud’s issues with Sephiroth. That wasn’t resolved. See how Squall/Leon and the others reacted and dealt with what was going on at Radiant Garden. They’re capable of other world travel, seeing how they’d react to some of the new worlds would of been great as well. Nomura confirmed the only Noctis he’d put in KH was his Noctis. Versus XIII Noctis. And interest in doing so. Yet he wasn’t in the game, when as an Anti-Hero of both light and darkness would of been interesting. Seeing he’d take neither side. Also has important factors in common with Rapunzel and Elsa. Seeing them relating over this would of been nice. The lack off FF adds to factors that make KH3 be disappointing experience - along with an enjoyable one. One of the things that still makes KH2 the best. Was how awesome it was to watch the Final Fantasy characters and Disney characters team up in the battle of 1000 Heartless. One of the best aspects about the franchise is the concept of it being a FF x Disney - a Final Fantasy and Disney collaboration. Multiple visits were really needed. Some of the worlds were quite enjoyable and not frustrating. But they all have different percentages of feeling rushed and not fleshed out enough due to one visit. And some annoyingly treated Sora like he didn’t matter. Just acted like making you watch rushed unfinished version’s of the original Disney movies. Sora’s just there like. Oh look, it’s Sora over there! Hi Sora! You don’t matter here! Shouldn’t be like that. The Disney characters should be well blended into the Kingdom Hearts plot and Sora in the plot of the Disney world. The story made me feel emotional, I enjoyed all the Kingdom Hearts parts, even if I felt some of them were rushed or not written well. Tears did leave my eyes. I liked how Aqua didn’t actually give into Darkness, it was Ansem’s fault. I liked the reunion, final battle sequences and all the stuff leading up to it. My favorite parts to praise are the deaths of all Org 13 members, each made me feel emotional and I wanted to see those character’s again reborn. Not so much young Xeraxnort. But Ansem and Xemnas? Oh the feels there, they were strong. I clapped. I felt there could be more with Larxene in the game in general, including her end. Luxord’s! Clap, really want him to come back and play cards with Sora. Riku Replica’s was great too. Both Riku Replica’s. Marluxa’s.. Vanitas’s was disappointing. However, these great moments aren’t enough for me to forgive those disrespected by this game. The one’s from the worlds you could visit. I’ll get to the unforgivable bits last. Toy Story’s new story and world were great. I loved exploring that world and playing through it. The development was great. Only flaw was what they did with Buzz, he’s stronger character then they take him for. He wouldn’t lose himself to the Darkness. Otherwise, everything was great. Pretty sure it’s my favorite. Hercules’s world was the level of quality I expected! It was decent, I miss the goddamn tournament's, Phil’s voice - but I did love the exploration of his city and meeting his father! Shame no boss fight with Hades's, they’re great and fun! Twilight Town sucked! I liked seeing the gang again, Uncle Scrooge and little chef. But that doesn’t make up for the fact that more then half of Twilight Town is cut and it doesn’t look like the same place! I liked exploring the entire world, not just a portion of it. Monsters Inc’s sequel to the first film with that world experience was great! I had a blast! I always wanted to see Sully’s reunion with Boo! It wasn’t perfect, but I had a good time! Pirates of Caribbean felt like it changed things from it’s canon, but it was an emotional blast! Jack Sparrow scenes and Will scenes, it was just great! The Big Hero 6 world! Oh it was great! It was emotional to lost Baymax in the film, to get him back was great! Kinda sucked to not see the big brother come back, but they’re saving that version of events for the sequel. Two Baymax’s. The only thing I didn’t like was how the whole cast was shrunk. Best example being Honey should of been taller then Jack Sparrow’s model, but she wasn’t. These worlds could of really done with multiple visits. Even more so the three left, that were wronged and disrespected. Don’t try to praise/defend what was done to them, they deserved better. Winne the Pooh deserved better. I liked not having to collect Torn Pages, but even if you didn’t have to. In the previous games, The Winnie the Pooh worlds lasted about an hour or so doing all the activities, helping out all Pooh Bear’s friends - stuff like that. Then you have KH3′s version, which is less then 20 minutes, doing the same activity three times. That was awful. Pooh’s universe deserved better. We deserved better. This is a massive flaw. Can’t forgive this. I love Pooh Bear. Now, as someone who love’s Rapunzel, not fond of how they treated her world either. It was basically the movie with bits cut out and skipped. She hardly interacted with Kingdom Hearts lore, Sora hardly stuck around her. It was just like. Now and then, Sora’s there. Why were they so scared of showing Rapunzel kissing Flynn? There were so many moments Sora should of got to interact with? Where were the two bad guy twins? Rapunzel just generally deserved better in this game. Last but not least, Frozen. Probably the worst world in the game. Because you spend most of it just falling off mountains. They hardly let Sora interact with Elsa or Anna. Or left them get involved in Kingdom Hearts lore. Sora would of been able to relate well to Elsa if they let it happen. You can’t explore the palace, Han’s has no lines and you’re forced to listen to Let It Go again with Sora basically just there. Like hi Sora! All I liked was Snow guard getting more of a role. Don’t even get to explore the city. Just the snowy place. No real development, it’s like - what was the point? There really was none. Why did we go there? Why was Larxene there? Elsa and Anna deserved better then this. Also while not all Disney worlds could of returned in KH3, due to their stories being settled. A lot definitely could! Also, Kairi deserved better then pretty much being a plot device, hardly getting development at all just to go poof. And the idea that Sora’s sacrifice to get her back doesn’t lead to the priority of everyone to find and/or bring him back somehow instead of chilling. Just made the whole ending sequence an OOC moment for me.
Verdict! 
Kingdom Hearts 3 is a decent game and fun experience, but it’s also a flawed mess. Like handling in a English report that gets a low C and just barely hits the passing grade. It is not the worst in the franchise, but Kingdom Hearts 2 easily beats it and so does Kingdom Hearts, the original one. Funner to play then Dream Drop Distance, Chain Of Memories, Recoded and the Roxas focused game! But the rest defeat it! I have no interest in a new game plus, roleplay wise I intend to amend the flaws. The Disney worlds that were wronged will get justice. Add back Final Fantasy and the missing Disney worlds. Make it what it should of been! I had a good time, I really did. But once was enough. After finishing, it now shocks me that an amount of people I can count on just one of my hands tried to either tell me KH3 was good enough or superior to all the other games, even KH2. My assumption now is, they hadn’t recently played the other games before playing 3, were lost in Nostagla or something else was going on. Just how.. How could this possibly beat the two other main titles? The only thing superior is the more then three team mates tbh. xD
7/10
I really feel like I’m being generous here, but if I went lower then I’d think I was being too harsh. It’s not FFXV and Bound by Flame 5/10 quality, but it’s certainly not The Walking Dead (by Tellale) and The Last of Us 9/10 quality. So this will have to do. Nomura, I strongly advise you to look back at Kingdom Hearts 2 and what made it so great, before you work on your next main title. 
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💘 + Edgar/Elsa!
//Answers are combination of my own and elsaofarendelle’s head-canons.
where they first met and howThe Duke first meets Elsa at her coronation ball. The first thing he does with her is to ask her for a dance (which she declines).
how long their ‘flirting’ phasewas before feelings got involvedThe Duke’s always had feelings for Elsa even during the flirting phase. WithElsa, it took a little longer for her to have feelings develop from her to theDuke.
who fell for who first (ifapplicable)?The Duke fell for Elsa first (at first sight) and after getting to know eachother, Elsa fell for the Duke as well.
where their first date was andwhat it was likeThe Duke and Elsa’s first date was at a hedge maze in the daytime.
who asks who out and how ( witha sign? spelled out on a cake? just a simple ‘will you go out with me’? )The Duke would ask Elsa out formally and inform her of where and when he wouldwant to court her.
who proposes firstElsa would propose to the Duke officially and the Duke to her privately.
if they keep / kept theirrelationship secret or let everyone know right awayThe Duke and Elsa would let everyone know about their relationship right awaysince they wouldn’t have any reason to hide it.
where the proposal happens andhow ( kiss cam at a baseball game? on a hillside surrounded by ducks? at adisney park? )Their first proposal would happen outdoors between the two of them. Their secondformal proposal would happen in the palace in front of witnesses.
if they adopt any pets togetherElsa has an old Norwegian forest cat named Fett. And with some convincing overtime, the Duke would eventually agree to get another cat.
who’s more dominantThe Duke’s more dominant of the two, right from the very beginning of theirrelationship.
where their first kiss was andwhat it was like
if they have any matchingcouples stuff ( mugs? sweaters? pillowcases? )
how into pda they areThe Duke and Elsa are fine with public displays of affection (i.e. kissesembraces) to show their relationship is strong.
who holds the umbrella when itrainElsa has to hold the umbrella when it rains since the Duke is shorter than sheis, much to his displeasure since he would want to be a gentleman.
where their usual ‘date spot’is ( if applicable )
who’s more protectiveThe Duke is slightly more protective than Elsa.
how long it is before theysleep together (can be as in ‘had sex’ or as in ‘shared a bed’ )
if they argue about anythingWith the Duke and Elsa, their arguments are on morality with the Duke’s beinggrey and Elsa’s white.
who leaves more marks ( lipstick,hickeys, scratchmarks etc. )The two of them tend to leave marks on each other equally.
who steals whose clothes andhow oftenNeither would steal each other’s clothes lol.
how they cuddle ( spooning?facing each other? )The Duke and Elsa would cuddle facing each other.
what their favourite nonsexualactivity isAnything to do with visiting relatives and/or visiting the outdoors i.e.birdwatching and trying different teas together.
how long they stay mad at eachotherBoth the Duke and Elsa would want to get to the heart of why they’re angry andresolve it as quickly as possible. They would value hearing each other’s sideand working things out emotionally.
what their usual coffee / teaorders areElsa’s usual tea order is peppermint while the Duke’s usual tea order ishibiscus. 
if they ever have any childrentogetherThey would have 3 sons and a daughter.
if they have any special petnames for each otherMostly ‘Dear,’ ‘Darling,’ and ‘Dearest’ for each other.
if they ever split up and / orget back togetherNo they wouldn’t have done such a thing.
what their shared living spaceis like ( messy? clean? what kind of decor? )The Duke and Elsa’s shared living space would be very neat and the décor wouldbe as you would expect of the nineteenth century.
what their first christmas /hanukkah / etc as a couple was likeTheir first Christmas would happen in Weselton where Elsa comes to visit the Duke with Anna to accompany her.
what their names are in eachother’s phones N/A
if they have any ‘coupletraditions’ ( buying a new mug for their collection every year? baking every friday evening? )The Duke and Elsa would sometimes wear clothing that complements what they’re wearing (i.e. the Duke wearing a cravat that’s the same color as Elsa’s dress).
who falls asleep first and whowakes up firstElsa would fall asleep first and the Duke would wake up first.
who’s the big spoon / littlespoonElsa would be the big spoon and the Duke the little spoon.
who hogs the bathroomThe Duke would because he’s finicky like that with personal hygiene. Elsa onthe other hand wouldn’t.
who kills the spiders / takesthem outsideThe Duke would demand for the spiders to be killed and Elsa would take them outside.
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What I’ve learned from Olaf's Frozen Adventure novelization
* at the begining of the summer the sisters started to have weekly picnics, with sandwiches (lol timeline)
* the idea to “celebrate winter” was Anna’s
* the Yule Bell had beed hidden in a storage since their parents had died (;_;)
* Anna got an idea to have a surprise pary for everybody. Both Elsa and the castle staff got very enthusiastic
* the preparations started, Anna was responsible for food (with Olina’s help), Elsa for decorations and Kristoff volunteered to shine up the Yule Bell
* Anna had some difficult time explaining to Olaf that he couldn’t tell anyody about the surprise party
* Anna and Elsa shared their accomplishments and asked about each other’s opinions (my heart is full, they co-rule so well)
* it looks like Elsa has only one comment to Anna’s every idea: “Perfect”
* Kristoff remembers last time the Yule Bell was ringing
* the clapper is lost (why English, why you call this precious part of a bell a clapper?! Don’t you know that this is a heart of a bell?)
* girls have presents for Kristoff, Olaf and Sven: new clothes. The blanket for Sven, the bow tie for Olaf and new fancy clothes for Kristoff. Kristoff thanks Anna with a hug
* then Anna shows two gowns. One is hers, the second is her present for Elsa. Elsa loves it
* Frederik the blacksmith agreed to make a new clapper (Anna hugged him when he made it)
* the poor servant that got scared by Olaf near the pile of gifts has a name: Nuf
* Anna greeted the kransekake with “Hello”
* Elsa added some magic to her dress, especially the cape
* Olaf lost his bow tie somewhere so Elsa gave him a new one taken from decorations
* anothe proof that Sven is super strong: he pulls a cart with the Yule Bell by himself
* yes, “Kristoff raced to the top of the tower”, fast guy
* Frederik is among men hoisting the bell
* the Yule Bell rang at noon (if somebody missed it)
* people mention some Norvegian traditions: rolling the lefse (a flat-bread), putting out porridge for tomte (little elves that keep the farms safe), making bordstabelbakkels (cookies)
* Elsa really seems to know her subjects by their names
* Kristoff tried really hard to cheer sisters up. Anna was more into troll tradition than Elsa, what was noticed by Sven who “was asking her to participate” by giving Elsa a clump of grass
* “Elsa gagged at the thought of putting her mouth on the sticky mound of mud and moss”
* Sven is a fan of Flemmy Stew
* Elsa “recalled feeling happy and proud as she and her family celebrated the start of the season”
* “Elsa knew she shouldn’t blame herself for the way the magical powers she was born with had interfered with their childhood, but she often did”
* Anna felt as terrible as years before when Elsa shut the door in her face
* Sven and Olaf are able to prepare Kristoff's sleigh for a ride
* the kid that gave Olaf a candy cane has a name: Ben
* in the book they bake a cake in the shape of Arendelle (not Norway)
* the liquid snowman is a thing
* Kristoff’s sleigh must always explode when falling from a cliff
* Elsa locked herself away in her bedroom. Not for long. She went to apologize to Anna’s bedroom
* Anna welcomes Elsa in the attic with “a goofy grin”
* Anna showed Elsa some of the other things she had found: her first bicycle, her favorite books, some birthday cards from their parents, marbles, pebbles, pressed flowers
* the trunks have names of owners painted on them
* Sir Jorgenborgen “appeared to be worn from many years of love”
* the sound of bells from the box ringing “sparked an old, dusty memory” (four years old?)
* Kristoff is sure that Ana and Elsa will love his stew
* Olaf had never been in the forest alone at night before (timeline, anyone?)
* yes, he can be covered in scratches and bruises and his eye can be puffed up
* the girls used the Yule Bell to alert everyone that something was happening, then explained what’s going on personally
* when they found Olaf “Elsa and Anna exchanged a relieved look” (I want so bad to see Anna’s face during this moment now)
* the new bow tie for Olaf, again, this time a magic one
* the idea to make a promptu party in the woods was Elsa’s
* she made an ice-skating rink too
* servants brought the food from the castle
* “It was their first - and best - winter together”
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