#Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery
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First year Harry Potter: Mr. Sean, what is your favorite food?
Seventh year Sean, deadpan: Children.
Penny: Sean Ames, stop saying that to the first years!
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Bill: If anyone has any questions, ask me.
Barnaby: If a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win?
Bill: ... If anyone has any RELEVANT questions, ask me.
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Bryn: [casually taking four stairs at a time]
Merula, falling behind: Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fu-
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Ben: *puts a cup down over a spider*
Tulip: *appears; smiles; puts 2 more cups down beside Ben’s*
Ben: Come on, Tulip, please no, don’t… DON’T—
Tulip: *starts shuffling the cups*
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R: we have your Brother.
Hecate: Which one?
R: What?
Hecate: Which brother?
R: Redheaded, won’t shut up...strange obsession with the effects of long term Transfiguration...
Hecate: Oh that's Sean! Yeah you don't have him, he has you.
Kit, cheerfully: Good luck!
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Professor Dumbledore: I hope you three have a good explanation for this
Jae: We have four actually-
Fred and George: Pick your favorite!
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Charlie: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Tonks: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Fred and George, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Charlie: You're a bad influence.
Tonks: And you don't know your sayings.
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Angelica: Word of advice, new kid, watch out for Felix.
Kit: *nervous* Why? Is he... unfriendly or something?
Angelica: No - well, sort of, actually - but that's not what I mean. I mean actually watch out for him. He's constantly falling asleep on the floor
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Ben: Hecate, I’m afraid.
Hecate: Just stay close to Ismelda
Ben: That's why I’m afraid.
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Badeea: Wow, it's really quiet today.
Talbott: Agreed... It's quite nice actually.
Badeea:
Talbott:
Badeea: We should check on Tulip.
Talbott: Urgently.
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Bill: Seriously, Sean, how many people would you have killed if I’d asked you to?
Sean: That’s not important
Bill: I DISAGREE.
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Penny: I think Victor is in trouble.
Chiara: Alright. Struggling to give a fuck, if I’m honest.
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Tonks: Sorry Jae. I panicked.
Jae: So you pushed me out the window?!
Tonks: it seemed like the fastest way out!
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Sean onstage with the Weird Sisters: This next song goes out to the girl on the broom who keeps yelling. It’s called, ‘We Hate You Please Die.’”
Merula: Great! A song for me!
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If I recall correctly, Dolores Umbridge drafted the Anti-Werewolf legislation in 1993, which made it impossible for werewolves to get a job and support themselves among wizard kind. Seeing as how Chiara is living her dream as a Healer. How long do you think she'll fare until the ramifications of this new law shatters her hard earn dream. What then?
Well, here's the thing.
That law would most notably affected Werewolves who are out to the public, and thus listed in the Registry. We know Remus wasn't still a secret Werewolf because Snape, bless his heart, took that decision out of his hands. What's curious and oh so depressing is that based on the timeline of these events, I don't believe this is a coincidence. I think the discovery that Dumbledore had harbored a Werewolf at Hogwarts, that there was a functioning member of magical society who had managed to fly under the radar...I think that really frightened the Ministry, and pissed them off too. Whether Umbridge was inspired to push this law through because of Remus' story...whether it was made easier for her because of his recent outing...I wouldn't be surprised. So yeah, that's not fun.
But! The point I'm trying to get at is that this wouldn't apply to Chiara. In happier news, she is not publicly outed as a Werewolf, to the best of my knowledge. A select few among her friends know, and presumably the heart of the Hogwarts staff, but it's hardly common knowledge, and the important thing is that The Ministry has no idea. Which is good news for Chiara. She's a remarkable Healer and St. Mungos would never want to lose her. In fact, I don't think they'd give her up without a fight. Were she outed, she might struggle to find a job in Healing, but if she already had "job security" then her coworkers and superiors could possibly fight for her role. Not saying they would win, but she would be less screwed over than Remus ended up being.
#Remus Lupin#Chiara Lobosca#Dolores Umbridge#Harry Potter#Severus Snape#Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery#HPHM Analysis#Harry Potter Analysis
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So cute!
#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#hogwarts mystery#wizarding world#ben x ismelda#ismelda murk#ben copper
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The hphm fandom: on life support, more than half of the fans have left, the game is a hollow shell of what it once was, and many people are going to quit after year 7 ends
Me: Well golly gosh! This is the best time to join the fandom!
#hphm#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#i have never done smth like this before#but i'll do my best in presenting#this story#and i hope it will be enjoyed!
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Remus Lupin
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I have not played Hogwarts Mystery for 2-3 months straight and I come back to the fandom to find out that Ben x Ismelda is canon??? Excuse me??? Since when and why???
Like I have never seen them interact??? How did these two become a thing??? JC??? Hello???
Can someone fill me in on wtf is going on??? I heard about a Masquerade but I am really behind the game due to lack of finding time to play it actively but I am really spoiled till Year 7-
Also my condolences to the Ben Copper lovers!
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#harry potter#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#hogwarts mystery#hphm#hphm ben copper#hphm ismelda murk#ismelda murk#ben x ismelda
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There are two wolves inside you
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Hiii!! So I drew something for @ladyofsappho bc they r very cool and their oc looks so pretty like😭
Anyways Here's ru oc Renee Hale!! She's so cute omg
(I was under a time limit bc I had to go to class so I apologize if the Lineart looks crusty)
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there’s absolutely zero reason for it and i have not gotten to the later chapters yet but i think merula snyde and ben copper could be neat. 🤷♀️
#harry potter#hp#hp: hogwarts mystery#hogwarts mystery#hogwarts legacy#hogwarts#merula snyde#ben copper#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#merula x ben#ben x merula#idk guys#crackship#it’s giving frenemies to lovers#ben’s a scaredy boi and merula’s… MERULA#and there’s just something about side-character ships that makes me squeal#he asked for no pickles#black cat girlfriend#golden retriver boyfriend#penny haywood#barnaby lee#talbott winger#jacob’s sibling#rowan khanna#tulip karasu#slytherin x gryffindor#gryffindor x slytherin#don’t come at me guys—#merula: how tf did this even happen?#ben: i don’t even know man
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Once again entering my villian era
#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#harry potter hogwarts mystery#cursed vaults#6th year#anti snape#snape slander
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#magical creatures#unicorn#opal eye#dragon#imp#pegasus#hogwarts mystery#harry potter#harry potter: hogwarts mystery
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So we're all reporting the rampant fucking HP game ads, right? Like it's unacceptable that tumblr's letting them on here? We clear on that?
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hello Blair 👋 I saw you mentioned Alanza and I’m showing up bc despite jc completely fumbling her, I still like her
I think the two biggest issues is when she’s introduced and that the game does not know what to do with her. She should have been introduced before Rowan’s death. That way we get to know her as her own character instead of “Rowan’s replacement.”
Since she’d be the new student for the year, I’m pretty sure people would still suspect her of being the mole. My guess is that jc dropped her because so many people seem to dislike her. There’s a whole can of worms on how hphm handles its numerous characters. I will have to save that for another day.
Alanza was set to be an interesting character and I do wish we had learned more about her days at Castelobruxo. I’m ignoring my own numerous headcanons to flesh her out. Main things that stick out to me is her time surviving in the rainforest as a first year. She has this very cheerful demeanor but surely that must have had an impact on her eleven year old self. Then she’s supposed to be from a prominent Brazilian wizarding family. What are they like? How do people treat her as a member of an at least somewhat famous family? She seems to enjoy adventuring so of all the characters to join the vault hunt, she should’ve been included. Then the wiki says she was part of a band back at Castelobruxo (it also says she can play nine instruments which I do not remember.) What if we saw her bonding with the Weird Sisters over music?
Jumping into headcanon territory: I’ve headcanoned that Alanza’s upbeat demeanor contrasts with her parents’ more serious selves. When her grandmother was alive, she was able to mediate between Alanza and her parents. However after she died, things became more tense at home. It also didn’t help that their fame meant Alanza was constantly being compared to her family. She decided to become an exchange student partly to get a fresh start where people will judge her as her own person and also bc like I mentioned earlier, she likes an adventure.
to be nice to hphm, Alanza’s design is my favorite from this game. I don’t have some deep analysis on it; I just think she’s cute. Plus I like the mole she has.
Oh, I like her too. She just...feels like a one-off, like a character introduced in a TLSQ who then slides into the background.
Instead, like you talked about, the story drops everything to introduce her - right after Rowan dies and The Circle is formed, no less - and not long before The Mole is first mentioned. They had to know, right? The writers had to realize the circumstances surrounding Alanza were suspicious, so I think she was a deliberate red herring. Especially giving her a loose connection to Rakepick. But she's a red herring who never gets herring'd, because the characters never outright suspect her.
I didn't even realize she was widely disliked, is that true? Because I liked her just fine. I was suspicious of her past and her motives, and it wasn't lost on me how the story tried to insert her into a "Rowan" like role (which it later did more directly with Corey) but hey, that wasn't exactly her fault, and assuming she was totally genuine in her nature, then she was a good person, right?
The Rain Forest Incident is so telling. I've always had the headcanon that Rakepick rescued her from that bit of trouble. Because despite what Alanza says, despite what the writers might want us to believe, there is no way she could have known Rakepick smelled like cinnamon without having gotten close to her. MC didn't even know that.
As far as her time in Castelobruxo, I'm getting...Weasley twin vibes. Popular with the students, nightmare for the staff. If she comes from a prominent family, that's already easy mode for popularity like it was for Draco. Not to mention she's in a band and is apparently multi-faceted? Nah, this girl had friends. But then again, none of them write to her when she moves out to the U.K, so maybe it was all just surface level? Sad to say...
Oh man. What you're describing is...so familiar. It reminds me a lot of Tulip and her situation with her own family, right down to having grandparents who mediate. The idea that Alanza joined the exchange program to get away from - at least part of - her family is devastating, but it makes sense. She chose to remain at Hogwarts for another year, and neglected to mention why. But she would have been 17 by that point, so, it would be her choice, right?
The Casteobruxo robes look superb, they really do. They're one of the few costumes that genuinely look like something people in this world would wear, because yes I'm still hung up on how none of them wear robes in the movies. As far as her face goes, she is adorable, that's for sure!
#Alanza Alves#Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery#Patricia Rakepick#HPHM Spoilers#Rowan Khanna#HPHM Headcanons
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Hewwo! I’m a 22f looking for someone 18+ to write Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery with me on discord. I do have specific characters in mind, so please like this if you’re interested! :3
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#eighteen and over#harry potter: hogwarts mystery#harry potter: hogwarts mystery roleplay#harry potter: hogwarts mystery rp
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OC Pride Fest 2022: 4 PM
At 4 pm, Willow, Gladen, Emma and @blackdiamondwrites127’s Maria decided to share a table together in a restaurant and are currently striking up a conversation about their siblings
…I’m so going to get cancelled for playing Hogwarts Mystery
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