#HENRY HONKERS!!!!!!

[henrysglock]

henry genderqueer egg-laying king confirmed!!

#henry creel #henry honkers reprise #henry honkers #stranger things #my memes #shitpost #henryposting

[ijinks]

Background characters!

Some characters just matter more than others. I’ve made a tier list of my characters here, but here’s this video for everyone else!

#ijinks video #the jaycee pawman squad #original character #cartoon #toon #tooniverse lore #ijinks commentary #kikidah leopotomus #bizzy #princess sprinkles #8F #milly vanilla #craw #dohnii #Max Koole #chucky chicken #Henry Keener #Killigan Hellcat #Junpei Tsu #Rainbow Bird #Honker alien #Dr. Marty Bananas #Ms. Snappy #Charleston Waltz #Flicky D. Firefly #8D #Dr. Priscilla #Amelia Bee #Tips Fedora

[sailorfuckinmoon]

they let me put boobies on my sculpture

#plaster #sculptor #sculpture #henry moore #big honkers #what if i just

[siriuslysirius05]

9-1-1 as Quotes in my Quotebook, Vol 1

100% real things people have said to or around me. Inspired by my TopGun as Quotes in my Quotebook

Evan ‘Buck’ Buckley: “All at the same time. I wouldn’t mind being like a praying mantis.” (Drunk, killed, and fucked)

Eddie Diaz: “Sometimes I wonder if God really exists. And then I eat ice cream.”

Bobby Nash: “Do you think Jesus is mad that I’m spilling cornbread on his chapel floor?”

Athena Grant-Nash: “I have the right to piss whenever I want to piss.”

Henrietta Wilson: “Sorry, I’m allergic to lying bitches.”

Howard ‘Chimney’ Han: “His feet are erect!”

Maddie Buckley: “Don’t say his feet are erect that makes it worse!”

May Grant: “It’s over for you bitches when I stop slouching!”

Christopher Diaz: “Those are both really strong arguments…can I choose the dinosaur?”

Henry Grant: “What if you’re a skin walker?”

Denny Wilson: “I don’t have…skin.”

Karen Wilson: “How can anyone in this world not like a good pair of honkers?”

Carla: “A good relationship looks like eating phish food together.”

Tommy Kinard: “I’m going to take my shoe and I’m going to shove it so far up your ass you’ll be sneezing shoelaces.”

Ravi: “You look like your best friend’s babysitter is a vampire.”

Albert: “One two three four five seven.”

Taylor Kelly: “It’s a fucking chair it doesn’t have a penis.”

#incorrect 911 quotes #911 #buddie #9 1 1 #911 fox #911 abc #911 show #incorrect quotes #quote book #evan buck buckely #buck x eddie #eddie diaz #hen wilson #chimney han #bobby nash #athena grant #maddie buckley #christopher diaz

[rubbersoles19]

The Unmasked Mallard, Part 2

... is finally here!

… Well, this is it. St. Canard is in the middle of a battle for her freedom between the newly-exposed science cult, The Knights Paddling, Team Mallard, and the Knight’s real version of the fictional Fearsome Four. Latest Knights recruit Mark Beaks has used his new WaddleMaker to transform DWCon attendees and St. Canard residents into deceased Knights, handing themselves a resurrected army. Team Mallard, on the other hand, has been scattered: Chickpea and Honker have been led to Duckburg by Quackerjack, the old actor brought back to revise his role, and are trying desperately to uncover the truth. Darkwing has been caught by Mark and separated from his family, Diver has been locked up in the St. Canard Prison like a bone thrown to hungry wolves, Steelbeak has gotten his hands on Bushroot and whom he believes to be Professor Moliarty, Megavolt and Liquidator have vanished off the grid, and Launchpad and Henri have watched helplessly as Gosalyn suffered a transformation of her own… Oh, and a magical barrier has totally separated the island from the outside world. How could things possibly get worse?

Chapter 1: The Chapter Where Someone Mentions A Dentist

Chapter 2: The Chapter Where Literally No One Has A Good Time (Except For The Bad Guys)

#ducks #rubbersoles19 #7 am est #the unmasked mallard #darkwing duck

[0ld-m4n-y40i]

T4T willry,,.,,. William has no top surgery,..,. he's still somehow flat as fuck,.,. Henry despite getting top surgery still has massive honkers,.,..,

#rambles like a mad man #ddoes anyone hear my thoughts #I will die on the william getting no top surgery hill #william afton #henry emily #willry #five nights at freddy's #fnaf

[queerfnafpeople]

I did som Bill headcannons like 2 or 3 weeks ago so it is now Henry headcannons time

- Bisexual, trans man. He's got top surgery (don't ask how he just does) but still has MASSIVE honkers. He also has bottom surgery (again don't ask how he just does)

- Just everything about his is big, except his height the fucker is is like 5'5. Also very hairy, ya know a stereotypical bear

- Actually I do know how he got surgery, Bill did it. She literally just read a few books on it and said ya I can do it. May have also taken a few med classes in college so that probably helped

- Very antisocial. Like hates a gathering that includes more than 10 people. Will give you the staredown of your life when he's done talking. It's kinda creepy and I now understand why the cops thought it was him

- Top. Top. Top. He's such a top. Mostly gentle but sometimes Bill gets him a little riled up

- Manipulates Clay to the point where he practically has him wrapped around his finger. Clay is so enamored with him he'll do almost anything. Bill was already wrapped around Henry's finger it just took Henry a hot second to realize it

#fnaf #henry emily #five nights at freddy's #william afton #willry #clay burke fnaf #clay burke #emburton #embur #burton #headcanon #fnaf headcanons

[aemiron-main]

so yknow those anime girl car wraps? well:

(thanks to @laozuspo for the henry honkers pic)

#st shitposts #henry creel shitposts

[rooolt]

Follow up bc idk it's fun. Do you have any characters from other podcasts that you think are Jewish?

Any jake hurwitz character full stop. that feels like its cheating because he is jewish but oh my god. hardwon surefoot runs the rock wall at your jewish summer camp. henry hogfish makes mean latkes and a killer kugel if only he had anything other than a hot plate. calder kilde can play the shofar. tread nevers sang his entire bar mitzvah sermon. they are all jewish i insist. also not a podcast technically but riz gukgak from fantasy high is me reclaiming goblins for jewish people. i adore him and he and sklonda actually stopped keeping up with tradition after pok died and it was a whole tragic thing, but despite it riz has an old yarmulke from pok that he wears under his hat sometimes but he doesnt want the other bad kids to see it. also cassandra and kristens general thing of question and doubt being a form of worship is sooooooooo jewish. there are no jewish people in taz because i genuinely dont remeber it that well. OH ALSO ALEKSANDR ASTROVSKY COFFIN RUN CANONICALLY JEWISH I ADORE HIM AND THE LITTLE GIRL HE ADOPTED OFF THE STREET THAT CALLS HIM ZAYDE AND HIS WEREWOLF WIFE WITH MASSIVE HONKERS (coffin run also not a podcast but oh well)

#Maybe I’d give you ango but that’s it #Went a little insane about this #Also Henry’s wife isn’t Jewish and his son wasn’t really raised that way so when he joins the thirdmates #He teaches all of them including fia and Zirk a lot do little traditions because they’re a family #Also technically in naddpod their Hanukkah equivalent is galaderanukkah so a case could be made for the toegolds or kindleafs #But also literally no they’re not like they’re literally like The Church People #Naddpod #not another dnd podcast #fantasy high #Coffin run

[jcbbby]

Ok ok i know all we care about is henry's huge honkers humongous boobs, but seeing that picture posted by the writers, all i can think is about the Alien (1979) refference, and as a body horror lover im SO excited to see what is coming

lmaoooo Henry's big ol' titties!

but oh is the egg an Alien reference?! I haven't seen any of the films... I'm actually the worst person with any sort of watchable media lol.

but yes! I'm really intrigued to see if that's a part of the plot in any way. and just in general, I'm ready to see what's cominggggg. I can't wait for S5!!!!!

[spider-lich-er]

thinking about henry honkers + the egging. iykyk.

[henrysglock]

thank you tumblr this is exactly what i wanted

#dnjdjdjdjsjf #henry honkers reboot #henryposting

[buck-yyyy]

i was just sent @/laozuspo’s henry honkers by my girlfriend with the caption: to cheer you up, henry "big naturals" vecna creel

why. why. why. why. why.

[gayhenrycreel]

oh my god if i type henry it predicts the next word will be honkers

#henry creel

[rubbersoles19]

The nearly complete collection of heroes in my 7 AM EST series.

Drake A. Mallard, Gosalyn Cavanary Julifeather Waddlemeyer-Mallard, Diver Jonah Mallard, Camille, Chickpea Featherlight, Honker Muddlefoot, Launchpad McQuack, Henri Featherlight, Roxanne Rose Dane, Max Goof, Scrooge McDuck, Dr. Fenton Crackshell-Cabrera, Oxford Bully, and the ever-impressive, Clovis.

Chapters for The Unmasked Mallard, Part 2 resume Monday!

#ducks #rubbersoles19 #7 am est #darkwing duck #ducktales #a goofy movie

[pileoftrashsstuff]

Hnnnnngggg long haired scotsman

#They #I love them okí #Pile's art tag #ttte #ttte flying scotsman #ttte henry #Pile talks #Doodle #Thick thighs long hair and turtlenecks? Foaming at the mouth rn #Imagine if my Edward hugs scotsman thinking he's Henry and emmedietely knows the difference like #(your honkers are too large and your soft tum is gone who are you and why are you here) #(a... ahm Henry)