#HA. HA. HA. HA.

[guttervpixie]

‼️ATTENTION‼️

if a random dude come up to you with a camera and a mic and asked you 'what your listening to?' or 'how much do you pay in rent' THAT ISN'T A INFLUENCER THATS A RANDOM ENEMY ENCOUNTER, KILL THEM TO GET XP

#DUDE #THIS #KICKASS #AND I CAN WATCH MADAGASCAR #WHILE IM DRIVING #“what kind of music do you like gloria?” “HIPPO HOP! [incomprehensible]” #HA. HA. HA. HA. #THOSE #ANIMALS #ARE SO FUCKING FUNNY #MERGE WITHOUT LOOKING #*CAR CRASHING NOISE*

[thecensusbureau]

Cucurucho are you single by any chance?

Hm.

Technically.

Although several members have flirted with me ;).

If I am correct there is:

> Fit, has called me several petnames <3

> Phil, told me to die.

> Cellbit, also told me to die.

> [CLASSIFIED], told me to die several times but still entertains me. Probably my favorite

> Several local residents, have said several... inappropiate responses. Still appreciated.

#federation answered #Well. I won't be if someone wants to change that. #Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

[nightlist]

i am not. doing well

#i juzt feel like #maybe #juzt maybe #‘dont force your kid to repeaftly zpend time with the perzon who abuzed them for nearly half hiz lif e’ #zhould be that hard a concept to wrap ur head aeound #but nope #and now shez moving back to our city #shez not even here and im already zcared to leave the houze #haha. ha. ha. ha. #i keep having intruizve thoughtz abt ztabbing myzelf #i think my brain iz telling me zomething there #ha. ha. ha. ha.

[skipppppy]

“You shouldn’t self-ID as ADHD/autistic, you’re turning a very real mental condition into a trend” Ok then stop saying delulu. Stop speculating on which cluster C personality disorder the criminals you hear about on the news have. Stop saying “schizoposting” and “acoustic” and “is it restarted?” Stop using “psycopath” and “sociopath” as catch-all ways of calling someone a bad person. Stop saying “the intrusive thoughts won” when you bleach your hair and then turn your nose up at people who suffer from very real, very scary urges of physical/sexual violence. Stop saying “I’m so OCD” as a way of calling yourself neat. Stop treating BPD/ASPD/Bipolar as inherently abusive. Stop saying “OP I am living in your walls” without tagging for unreality. Stop diagnosing complete strangers you’ve never met on r/AITA with NPD.

You first. If you don’t want our disabilities to be treated like trends then stop belittling and minimising them. I’ll NEVER judge a person for trying find labels for their symptoms when an apathetic, racist, sexist, ableist healthcare system refuses to. But I will absolutely judge a hypocrite. Which a lot of you are

#the venn diagrom of anti-self ID people and people who go around yelling about ‘spotting narcissists’ on reddit is a circle #sorry this has bugged me for a while #ableism

[sunbentshadows]

Hey all, you know how internet searches suck now? When the results are awful, full-of-AI, death-of-the-internet levels of bad?

Start appending date constraints to your searches - "before:2023".

My results have gone from 90% AI bullshit to ~60% usable - which frankly at this point is a huge improvement.

#information death of the internet etc #legit this has been SO SO helpful #shout out to mastodon infosec server for this one #before 2022 we did not really have the AI-content-farms because. the tech did not exist to the public. #and you can knock back the date if need be #obviously this does not FIX the problem but #me.txt

[diabloku]

Lucifer: *enters the hotel*

Alastor: I cast vicious mockery 😈

An animation my sis and I made for fun

Music is Perception Check by Tom Cardy.

#hazbin hotel alastor #Hazbin hotel #Hazbin hotel Lucifer #vivziepop #Hazbin hotel fanart #Alastor #Lucifer #Perception check #“you're much shorter in real life” #Alastor has no mercy if you're under 5“2 lol #I did: the storyboard; artworks and animation #And my sis did: the coloring; animation as well and the compositing #Team work makes the dream work lol

[tariah23]

Oh…. Well, it’s over for Crunchyroll I guess

#Crunchyroll #piracy #funimation #money hungry ass streaming service #rambling #I’ve never paid for a streaming service in my life thank god #I appreciated using others accounts but I personally cannot see myself paying this much for a service if I had the funds 😭! #get back to pirating kings!!! #anime has always been one of the easiest forms of media to pirate anyway so y’all got this #CR is definitely not worth paying for though #CR is certainly not worth paying this much for even if it’s a yearly one time fee #capitalism #the fact that CR has always had pretty bad quality as a streaming service anyway #it buffers every time you pause or rewind anything

[notbecauseofvictories]

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

#no wonder the company has to secretly manipulate you #(which is my career tag; it is a quote from a tv show fyi) #(there was some confusion about that! it's from better off ted. just. so you know.)

[taahko]

i think some of you dont like narratives or stories or characters i think you just like fanfiction tropes

#when the character has traits that wouldnt fit neatly into a coffeeshop au: 🤯😧😵‍💫😵 #shut up aggie

[karnalesbian]

she commit acts of intercourse on my erogeneous zones until i achieve sexual climax

#pattern recognition has transitioned from a reliable ally into a dangerous enemy #alternatively: memes that were written by data from star trek

[stargatebarbie]

#has this one been done yet #i just got here and im very confused #boop #juno.txt

[some-pers0n]

I hate how people will look at popular indie artists who had one or two songs go viral on TikTok and start making fun of anybody who listens to them. "Oh you listen to Lemon Demon, Will Wood, Jack Stauber, Glass Animals, and Mother Mother? Tsk, don't you know that is stupid TikTok neurodivergent white transmasc preteen music? It's so mid and bad you should listen to real music–" you are a pit of misery

#I'm going to be real with you I think anybody who hates on Will Wood has only heard like thirty seconds of it #will wood #lemon demon #mother mother #jack stauber #sp-rambles #glass animals

[jeffament]

me when someone asks me literally anything:

#original poll was from @sesamie btw muah #‘i don’t know / im bald’ has me in stitches rn #jeffamentertainment

[evidently-endless]

i think we should remind musicians they can absolutely make up little stories for their songs btw. it doesn’t have to be about them at all. you can invent a guy and put him in situations to music. time honoured tradition in fact.

#i love reading your examples! however next person to be like um actually this exists?? it’s on sight #i know it exists. i think it’s fun. that’s why i think more people should do it. #sometimes i think the confessional style loses impact because everything has to be excavated from the depths of the soul #and somehow. confessional writing seems to be going with the most disaffected bland sound possible. odd. #i love deeply personal songs! i love when songs sound like they mean something to the artist! #something something wider issue of mining trauma and being performatively vulnerable for quote unquote content #idk i don’t have the actual knowledge to write about this well there’s just something not landing for me recently #mine

[shutinthenutouse]

#haha #ha ha funny #lmfao #hilarious #funny shit #humor #dank humor #dank memes #meme #meme humor #lol meme #lol #lolz #funny #comedy #lmao #humour #laugh #comic #funny memes #funny stuff #memes #hilarious memes #new memes

[adulthoodisokay]

happy new year, y’all

#what a year this week has been #everyone is okay but C’MON