#Going Postal

[potato-lord-but-not]

HOT DISCWORLD GIRLIES IN YOUR AREA ‼️‼️

#William is too normal for me to be feeling such a way about him #not Adora tho never Adora #ALSOO ​SACHARISSA !!!! YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE PLEASE !!!! #discworld #discworld fanart #going postal #the truth #adora belle dearheart #moist von lipwig #william de worde #sacharissa cripslock #otto chriek #newspaper ot3

[pratchettquotes]

There was the sound of shuffling and the click-click of a walking stick, and a bent, elderly figure appeared in the gray, dead, dusty air.

"Groat, sir," it wheezed. "Junior Postman Groat, sir. At your service, sir. One word from you, sir, and I will leap, sir, leap into action, sir." The figure stopped to cough long and hard, making a noise like a wall being hit repeatedly with a bag of rocks. Moist saw that it had a beard of the short, bristled type, which suggested that its owner had been interrupted halfway through eating a hedgehog.

Terry Pratchett, Going Postal

#moist von lipwig #tolliver groat #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #character introduction #character description #post office #first day of work #junior postman #old #coughing #home remedies #hedgehogs #leap into action #halfway through eating a hedgehog

[somewhere-south-of-neutral]

Every one of you needs to read Going Postal by Terry Pratchett right now. Especially if you do anything related to tech, finance, or public services. I am not kidding.

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #terry pratchett #going postal

[brontesauruses]

"People as things, that's where it starts."

Carpe Jugulum (Discworld #23) - Terry Pratchett

Going Postal (Discworld #32) - Terry Pratchett

#i finished Going Postal last week #and i've been thinking about this A Lot #carpe jugulum #going postal #discworld #terry pratchett #words words words

[crustaceousfaggot]

Discworld is so delightful because you get lines like "When banks fail, it is seldom bankers who starve" except it's spoken by a 7 foot tall sentient clay statue named Pump 19 and directed to a man whose name is Moist von Lipwig

#Discworld #going postal #moist von lipwig #gnu terry pratchett #1k

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

❓ ankhmorporkpolls

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

• cringe

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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🐸 bursaaaaaaaaar

is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun! #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #witches abroad #going postal #hogfather #maskerade #tumblr simulator #dashboard simulator #my post #tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge

[dimity-lawn]

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #meme #discworld meme #created by yours truly #going postal #moist von lipwig

[ross-hollander]

Something about Pratchett villains.

There's a lot of Pratchett villains who share one common thread: they're unromantic. They rip the charm and soul out of things.

Reach's service sends messages 'as warm and human as a thrown knife'. He himself 'kills people by numbers'.

Teatime is literally trying to kill Santa.

The Magpyrs turn the Gothic-vampire-novel style of the Old Count into industrial blood-harvesting.

Similarly, Wolfgang exchanges the traditional Game for just straight up killing people, and seeks to implement a werefascist regime to boot.

The Auditors are, by definition, made of unromantic. They are objectively unromantic.

And I think the idea of ripping apart the whimsy of things ties back to the idea of believing the little lies to believe the big ones. If you can't see charm and warmth, the dreams and imagination, you'll fall into what STP says is the biggest sin of all: treating people like objects.

#going postal #hogfather #carpe jugulum #the fifth elephant #reaper man #gnu terry pratchett #discworld

[inquissien]

Postman time

#moist von lipwig #adora belle dearheart #going postal #discworld #fanart #terry pratchett #art #digital art

[theygotlost]

She's fast, thorough, and sharp as a tack! She's touring the facility and picking up slack!

#SORRY BUT THIS IS MY SPIKE ANTHEM..................... #discworld #adora belle dearheart #going postal #terry pratchett #mine

[shin-slayer]

Drew Adora and Moist in the meme hehe

#adora belle dearheart #moist von lipwig #discworld #going postal #barbie

[potato-lord-but-not]

finally watched the movie and was so disappointed I had to draw the man to cope

#there’s more I just think they deserve their own posts #ALSO GIRLIES IM SO SORRY THE MOVIE WAS JUST NOT IT BESTIE NOT AT ALL #ACTUALLY had to apologize to my gf for making her watch it with me #im sure its objectively a decent movie but THE HATER IN ME IS STRONG #artists on tumblr #digital art #discworld #discworld fanart #going postal #making money #moist von lipwig

[ghastmaskzombie]

there's a bit in pratchett's going postal where someone accuses the protagonist of indirectly causing 2.338 statistical deaths. recently it’s made me wonder, did pterry ever think about the lives he saved, himself? the people pulled out of the dark by his writing, in the same kind of fractions and possibilities? the people who survived by kindness that was only offered because he made each of us a little bit better?

he saved a piece of my life. without discworld, i would have been a little less likely to have made it this far. we talk about how he’s not really dead while his name’s still spoken, and a lot of the time we reference that same book when we do. but he’s alive in so much more than that. there's a bit of his voice in every breath i take, because i don’t know for certain i’d be taking it if not for him.

and i think... don’t we all have that power? maybe the world would be a better place if we all understood that one well-placed kindness is all it takes to save a piece of a life.

#discworld #going postal #gnu terry pratchett #aw damn i made myself cry

[woostershiresauce]

No fucks to be found in Discworld books.

#discworld #gnu terry pratchett #terry pratchett #sam vimes #granny weatherwax #rincewind #going postal

[leahaart]

Moist ‘So Sharp You’ll Cut Yourself’ von Lipwig

#the sexymanification of Moist Von Lipwig 😔 #Going Postal #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #moist von lipwig #my art

[jojaydoodles]

Posted ages ago on my ko-fi, but what the hell. I don't have time to draw new art TT_TT

It's difficult to draw someone who looks like everyone else and anyone at the same time. I imagine if beige was a person, they would have to look like Moist von Lipwig. I was going for the sort of coloring that would make it difficult to recall / describe the exact color of hair, eyes and skin. Which is, mostly, just brown-ish with a vague hint of Jerry from HR.

Just another face in the crowd. Wearing the very black, golem-made suit.

You'll remember the words, the golden hat and the swagger - but not the person.

The Man You Can Trust ™ and his Honest Handshake.

#discworld fanart #art #digital art #discworld #going postal #discworld art #moist von lipwig #myart:fanart #terry pratchett