#maskerade

[muppetebbtide]

discworld dashboard simulator

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🧙🏻 blackalisstan

This is like that tsortian guy who had to pick between goddesses and started a war and then died. Or like paying the assassin's guild to kill you

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*inhume

🧙🏻 blackalisstan

piss off you posh knob

🍴 priestessofanoia

tbf I don't think the watch is wasting its time on this blue hellsite so ur probably safe there. the POSTMASTER however...

#sometimes I think only bloody stupid johnson could have come up with this fucking site

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ALL'S WELL!

🍴 priestessofanoia

nvm lmao 😭

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#ppl on here are actually sooooo ankh morpork centric it's insane #'EVERYONE knows webblethorpe the unconscious' who??? why the fuck should I??? #like HELLO there's other places on the disc? #and klatch is NICER like omg

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unseenuniconfessions reblogged:

🦧 unseenuniversitylibrary

Ook

#SO TRUE KING

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Anonymous asked:

Is lord vetinari gay

🪄ramtopswitches answered:

Why would you ask us, a ramtops witches blog, this

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CALLOUT: @ /spanglersal (deactivated)

• started a Kickstarter to crowdfund a click of Captain Vimes & Errol then disappeared with the money and has gone completely ghost on everyone

• apparently stole over 100k

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Anonymous asked:

Blessings be upon this askbox

🌷queen-of-lancre answered:

I don't know if this is nanny pretending to be granny, or if it's actually granny, and I think I'm too scared to find out

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🏚️ throwingshades

Gonna go skating on the frozen river ankh!!

💀 nojusticejustus

HAVE FUN

🏚️ throwingshades

Thanks man!

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is. is the post office posting crab rave bc reacher gilt just turned up dead

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🧳 agateantravels follow

The Crumley's Hogswatch grotto is being advertised again but somehow I just don't think they can top last year's... like idk where they got the budget from but the real pigs?? CRAZY. my little sister asked for a pony and there was just one in the house when we got back like?? My mum was PISSED but yes talk abt Hogswatch magic. Still wonder how they pulled it off

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💖 angelofmusic

It's literally SO unfunny to be making jokes about the Opera Ghost when you all KNOW I saw so many of my friends DIE last year??? I literally have so much PTSD from it... like it's so insensitive you're all actually the WORST

#vent #don't rb #some of you will say ANYTHING for a cheap laugh :(

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🐊 genuablogging

My dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called “narrative causality” 😳 you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

Me: yeah whatever. I don’t feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude I swear I just saw the Duc turn into a frog

My buddy Mrs Pleasant, pacing: Lilith de Tempscire is lying to us

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#no idea if this is even funny. whatever! I had fun! #discworld #terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #witches abroad #going postal #hogfather #maskerade #tumblr simulator #dashboard simulator #my post #tag edit: I did not realise today was the anniversary of Terry's passing... but it certainly serves as a tribute!? gnu ledge

[puttingthebiinmorbid]

Rip Nanny Ogg you would have loved the song Rasputin

#she would have made it so much more vulgar #nanny ogg #discworld #granny weatherwax #sir terry pratchett #wyrd sisters #witches abroad #lords and ladies #maskerade #carpe jugulum #wee free men #guards! guards!

[milfdarthrevan]

love how Granny isn't afraid at all

#honor reads discworld #discworld #maskerade #so in character for her #granny weatherwax #discworld death

[bad-comic-art]

when I tell you I had a fent level serotonin hit when I first saw this, not only unfired bullets being expelled like spent casing, but what looks like pistol ammo from a shotgun? just so perfect, me googling "bullet .png" at 11:58pm the night before it's due

Maskerade #7 (2023)

#maskerade #dark horse #dark horse comics #comics #comic books #65% more bullet per bullet

[pratchettquotes]

"Come and sit where I can see you. That's good manners. And let me tell you right now that I ain't at all afraid of you."

The tall, black-robed figure walked across the floor and sat down on a handy barrel, leaning its scythe against the wall. Then it pushed back its hood.

Granny folded her arms and stared calmly at the visitor, meeting his gaze eye-to-socket.

I AM IMPRESSED.

"I have faith."

REALLY? IN WHAT PARTICULAR DEITY?

"Oh, none of them."

THEN FAITH IN WHAT?

"Just faith, you know. In general."

Death leaned forward. The candlelight raised new shadows on his skull.

COURAGE IS EASY BY CANDLELIGHT. YOUR FAITH, I SUSPECT, IS IN THE FLAME.

Death grinned.

Granny leaned forward, and blew out the candle. Then she folded her arms again and stared fiercely ahead of her.

After some length of time a voice said, ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE MADE YOUR POINT.

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

#esme weatherwax #granny weatherwax #DEATH #maskerade #discworld #terry pratchett #faith #fear #courage #darkness #in the dark #light #candlelight #face your fears #impressed #good manners #courage is easy by candelight #you've made your point #long quote

[aeshnacyanea2000]

This is the Opera House, Ankh-Morpork . . . a huge, rambling building, where innocent young sopranos are lured to their destiny by a strangely familiar evil mastermind in a mask and evening dress, with a penchant for lurking in shadows, occasional murder, and sending little notes full of maniacal laughter and exclamation marks. Opera can do that to a man.

-- Terry Pratchett - Maskerade

#Terry Pratchett #discworld quotes #GNU Terry Pratchett #quotes #Maskerade #Ankh-Morpork #opera house #opera

[schmorporatefool]

Christine has waited YEARS for this day!!

#discworld #maskerade #terry pratchett #agnes nitt #perdita x. dream #maskerade was super fun #my favourite part must be how very obviously pratchett had to reign in his excitement about getting to drop the chandelier #probably my second favourite after monstrous regiment! #...so far ;)

[arkodianart]

New embroidery piece! This time one for Maskerade - a white half mask with red writing underneath that reads "PS: Ahahaha!!!" Because obviously i had to include the written maniacal laughter. 😂

#gnu terry pratchett #discworld #embroidery #arts and crafts #maskerade #This took far longer than it should have

[headcanonsandmore]

Me, opening "Maskerade": It's been a while since I read this so I imagine the jokes won't seem as funny this time around-

[Image description: "The Wind howled. The storm crackled on the mountains. Lightning prodded the crags like an old man trying to get an elusive blackberry pip out of his false teeth". End description]

#terry pratchett #gnu terry pratchett #discworld #maskerade #bless you sir terry

[forbannelsez]

today im bringing you a quiz about what discworld witch flavour you are! enjoy💋

ps i would really love to hear what you think about your result)

#discworld #witches #wyrd sisters #lords and ladies #witches abroad #maskerade #carpe jugulum #equal rites #this one holds piece of my soul because i love this characters so much it makes my heart melt #granny weatherwax #nanny ogg #tiffany aching #magrat garlick #agnes nitt #terry pratchett #miss level

[vectorofsins]

Maskerade is so funny. In other Witches books, the Witches fight against evil monarchs, an evil witch, hordes of elves, and vampires. In Maskerade, they faff about in Ankh-Morpork and get involved in a Scooby Doo plot

#affectionately #discworld #gnu terry pratchett #maskerade #discworld witches #granny weatherwax #esme weatherwax #nanny ogg #gytha ogg #agnes nitt #perdita x dream #ankh morpork

[puttingthebiinmorbid]

I think if all those Edgar Allan Poe characters who got buried alive had just hung a sign around their neck that said “I ATEN’T DEAD” all their problems would have been solved smh

#discworld #terry pratchett #equal rites #granny weatherwax #nanny ogg #magrat garlick #edgar allan poe #the premature burial #the fall of the house of usher #wyrd sisters #witches abroad #lords and ladies #maskerade #carpe jugulum

[milfdarthrevan]

GO GRANNY!

#honor reads discworld #discworld #maskerade #nanny ogg #granny weatherwax

[bad-comic-art]

do you think those entire unfired bullets are meant to be being expelled from the gun as spent casings but the artist could only afford one .png or are they meant to be blingee stickers for her epic kawaii shoot out scene?

Maskerade #7 (2023)

#maskerade #dark horse #dark horse comics #comics #comic books #65% more bullet per bullet

[pratchettquotes]

It was only on the subject of Greebo that Nanny's otherwise keen sense of reality found itself all twisted. To Nanny Ogg he was merely a larger version of the little fluffy kitten he had once been. To everyone else he was a scarred ball of inventive malignancy.

Terry Pratchett, Maskerade

#nanny ogg #greebo #maskerade #discworld #terry pratchett #cats #cat mom #witches #bias #reality #bad attitude #wishful thinking #scarred ball of inventive malignancy #otherwise keen sense of reality

[aeshnacyanea2000]

‘I saw him! Ooooooh yes! Wi’ his great black cloak and his white face with no eyes but only two holes where eyes should be! Ooohhhh! And—’ ‘He had a mask on?’ said Agnes. The old man paused and shot her the dark look reserved for all those who insist on injecting a note of sanity when things are getting interestingly ghastly.

Terry Pratchett - Maskerade

#Terry Pratchett #discworld quotes #GNU Terry Pratchett #quotes #Maskerade #Agnes Nitt