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i’ll forgive a fat girl for so many annoying things simply because i know how fucking miserable it is to be a fat girl. like. you dont get to exist freely and with any joy until you go through a decades long soul search full of extreme emotional pain OR you nearly kill yourself to become something society might accept. or you toughen up after years of bullying forced you to be more confident. literally there is no painless route to being a fat girl in your 20 somethings. so like. fat girls can be annoying as a treat. you have all been annoying our whole lives

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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies

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i would've fucked so hard as a court jester in ye olde i would've jangled my balls and done a little dance and sang my silly tunes i'd be so good at my job. alas i have to be on tumblr instead which is like a poor imitation of it

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ok i also found the yin yang yo pitch bible and i'm fucking obsessed with the fact that the creators basically said "guys they're NOT FURRIES we are not making a funny animal show they AREN'T FURRIES". as if this wasn't the show that turned me into a fuckin furry.

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posting these bc im sure i'm not the only one who needs 2 hear this

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dm me if u want the srmt pitch bible. 👍 a few other ppl have copies but i am fully willing to be pestered abt it

#srmthfg #srmthg

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okay apparently this pitch bible was just straight-up not known about until someone in a digital circus discord server got their hands on a leaked copy. digital circus fans we owe you our lives

you mean to tell me mandarin was initially conceived as being sentenced to COSMETICS TESTING as punishment for his crimes? and his name was MANGO???

serving munt...

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you mean to tell me mandarin was initially conceived as being sentenced to COSMETICS TESTING as punishment for his crimes? and his name was MANGO???

serving munt...

#srmthfg #srmthfg mandarin

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You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

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Happy lesbian visibility week to the gals! How does it feel to be the lesbians ever?

Thanks, though this might be a good week to focus on not-so-fictional lesbians!

Emily Gwen, the creator of the modern day lesbian flag seems to be having some financial issues. You should send 'em a few bucks if ya can!

https://emilygwen.carrd.co/

https://ko-fi.com/emilygwen

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going thru mood swings makes me feel like a sim its so embarrassing

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ohhh hell yes

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btw i think if you tried to explain politics to Winnie the Pooh he wouldn't really get it & then if you went on explaining he'd be like 'why can't we all just be nice to each other' and you'd be like you got me there Pooh. I just don't know. :(

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thinking about him today

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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy