#Gary Best

[forensicated]

Accidental blooper that got through, Gary calls Jo 'Sally' - the actresses name.

#episode 327 #21x53 #ciaran griffiths #gary best #sally rogers #jo masters #the bill

[thesweetnessofspring]

Me to the fan artists who include Peeta's prosthetic leg and Katniss and Peeta's postwar burn scars in their art:

Me to the filmmakers who decided to cut these character details from the movies:

#the hunger games #peeta mellark #katniss everdeen #gary ross #francis lawrence #everlark #love you fan artists you're the best #seriously it's so rare that artists don't include these character details #like wow their characters are worthy of art without having to be “”“perfect”“” looking!!

[albedocafe]

gumlee matching icons because i love gay people pt.1

#GOD I LOVE THEM #I MISSED THEM SO BAD #WHY ARE THEY SO SILLY #THIS WAS THE BEST EPISODE YET #HOLY FUCKKKK #AHHH #ok back to being normal #wait #AHHHHHHHHHHHHH #adventure time #adventure time icons #adventure time layouts #cartoons #fionna and cake #fionna and cake icons #fionna and cake screenshots #fionna and cake screencaps #gumlee #gary prince #gary prince icons #gary prince layouts #marshall lee #marshall lee icons #marshall lee layouts #mlm #fionna and cake spoilers #fionna and cake episode 6 #fionna and cake layouts #gumlee matching icons #gary and marshall matching icons

[yooo-lets-go]

your art brings me genuine fucking joy, like i come back and look at it repeatedly. especially that napping Roach art okay i love him, he's chronically underappreciated it feels like & all i wanna do is drape a warm blanket over the sleepy lil bug and give him a hot cocoa when he wakes up, bc he deserves it :')

thoughts kinda got away from me there but the point still stands: YOUR ART VERY GOOD, 11/10 MAY ALL YOUR ART PROGRAMS COOPERATE AND NEVER CRASH

Thank you guys!

Enjoy the Roach 💕

#may all my programs cooperate🥹 #that’s the best wish I ever received #thank you! #ask #gary roach sanderson

[ghostroachtruther]

ghostroach as incorrect quotes i generated from that one incorrect quotes website #1

(click for better quality bcuz tumblr hates me)

#comics r so much harder to make than i thought theyd be oh my lord #so im sorry if this looks like dookie doo doo 💔💔 i tried my best #ghostroach #ghost x roach #simon ghost riley #cod ghost #gary roach sanderson #cod roach #cod #cod mwii #call of duty #cod mw2 #mw2 #modern warfare 2 #the shooty mcshoot game #woah he can draw sometimes #the skeleton and the bug #made the sketch of this in school #pls ignore how bad my handwriting is i am merely just a guy

[iceman-soup]

masc!reader x roach

Fuck's sake, you're thinking, laying in bed, wide awake and somehow still feeling like you have done all day - ready to fall asleep at the first opportunity. And now it's here, the room in darkness aside from the moonlight through the open blinds just the way you like it, and yet your exhausted body refuses to shut off. Typical.

If it weren't for how damn quickly your lips got cracked and dry, you'd be breathing through your mouth. Thankfully, you're not forced to do so quite yet - although the way your stuffy nose is sounding at every inhale, you might be soon, and that would be the equivalent of admitting defeat. So far, you'd been ignoring your earache, headache, every ache you had; you'd put aside how your eyes hurt and your legs and arms were tired from more than just training exercises with the rookies.

Now, though, you couldn't quite dismiss it, and it was catching up to you. Damn fast. Tossing and turning in the too-warm blankets (despite it being 2°C in the barracks, due to the inconveniently-timed broken heating), you let out a frustrated sigh, pulling on your comfy military socks and a hoodie and padding out from your tiny room, shoulders hunched against the chill.

Trodding through the corridors, wishing you'd bothered to put on shoes, you soon found yourself in the mess hall, quiet and dark and empty. You hated how eerie it was at night, but did appreciate the little coffee and tea machines at the sides, however cheap they tasted. Grabbing a chipped mug and pressing the breakfast tea option, you let your tired head fall to your chest, closing your eyes and swaying a little where you stand.

As the tea finishes making itself, you pick up the mug, grateful for its warmth, and sit yourself down at a nearby table, blowing your nose with a scratchy napkin but glad it was there anyway. More mulling over the tea than drinking it, you lay your head down, foggy mind drifting from thought to thought and not noticing the other man enter the mess hall.

A gentle tap on the shoulder jolts you upright, and you realise how you're sitting in almost complete darkness as your eyes adjust to make out the figure of Roach standing in front of you. He's wearing a set of matching pyjamas - one of those soft, chequered ones with a button-up shirt and drawstring trousers tied in a floppy bow - and fluffy socks, and is missing his usual helmet, goggles and gloves. Which you suppose is expected seeing as it's probably early hours of the morning. That being said, he's got on a smaller version of his normal mask, covering only the bottom half of his face.

"Are you okay?" he asks, tapping his fingers to his chest then doing a double thumbs-up to sign it. You smile tiredly, trying to be polite and say you're fine but your voice is raspy and painful when you speak. Roach tilts his head slightly at you, then points at the tea and signs for you to drink it. Too ill to argue, you do as he says and watch as he picks up your now-empty mug, putting it to the side apparently for someone else to clean up, then holding his hand out expectantly.

"What're'y' doing?" you mumble, taking his hand and entwining your fingers as you stand up, leaning into his body almost instinctively. He tries to sign something, but with only one hand free and your groggy brain, the message doesn't really get across. You follow him blindly anyway, not really caring so long as you can nab his warmth for as long as possible.

He leads you along the corridors of the barracks to a room that definitely isn't your own, going by the completely different layout and the fact that there's a knocked out Lieutenant in one of the bunks. You don't bother to question it when you're bundled into the bed opposite and followed by Roach, who wraps the seemingly infinite blankets around the both of you and presses a firm kiss to your forehead through his mask, despite the fact you're not at all dating or even close to this being normal.

He doesn't give you time to argue (not that you have the brain power to anyway), instead pushing you to lie down and quickly cuddling into your side, resting his head on your shoulder and tracing absent-minded patterns into your chest. You curl your arms around him, letting your mind catch up.

"Did you just kidnap me to snuggle with?" you process after a moment, glancing down to see him nod. "You share a room with Ghost." Another nod. "And you couldn't've gone the three metres over to his bed?" Roach hesitates; thinks. Then shakes his head stubbornly, legs tangling with yours.

Maybe that scratchy napkin was just brilliant, but you're certainly not feeling as ill and uncomfortable as before when you finally drift off to sleep, the Sergeant in your arms as your own little personal weighted warming blanket.

#ok enough fluff i need this man to rail me so hard i see stars then give me the best aftercare of my entire life #gary roach sanderson #cod fluff #roach x male reader #cod men x male reader #x male reader #x masc reader #roach fluff #roach x reader

[kruelsaffron]

Friends!!

#jimmy hopkins #gary smith #pete kowalski #bully scholarship edition #bully: scholarship edition #bully cce #bully game #bully rockstar #bully canis canem edit #i freaking love this game #i love this haircut for jimmy it’s my fav #i finished the game like 3 weeks ago but I’m starting to finally draw digital stuff today #Jimmy is funny af he’s my fav character #best trio #best boyes #maybe will add litle BG squiggles later but eh got lazy #look at what’s on jimmy’s left wrist👀 #friendship bracelates…

[best-character-named-x-poll]

have you done your daily click

#best character named x #poll #poll game #gary green #gary roach sanderson #gary the snail #eggsy unwin #gary the gadget guy #legends of tomorrow #call of duty #cod mw2 #spongebon squarepants #kingsman #pokemon #club penguin #gary oak

[zzoupz]

EN GRADE.

#I made this to distract myself from crying the quality is not the best #faith the unholy trinity #faith game #faith airdorf #gary miller #zoup art

[vilnmelling]

The Matthews-Goldstein-Lipschitz-McNeils

While I make some more alignment charts, voilà, here's my rendition of the Jon Matteson family tree!

Gary and Paul are brothers, and they have an older sister who my sister and I definitely didn't name after Jon himself. There's quite a big age difference between the siblings, with twelve years between Joan and Paul (Gary's somewhere undecided between there).

I've seen many people headcanon Gary as Richie and Trevor's dad, but I just canNOT see that man raising children. Plus, the surnames don't match up. Speaking of surnames, though, Gary changed his on his own accord, purely for his lawyer brand. "Gary Matthews" just didn't have the right ring to it.

Joan has three sons: Trevor, Richard ("Richie") and Daniel. Trevor and Richie are twins (Trevor is eleven minutes older, I don't make the rules). Paul used to be saddled with babysitting the trio, and as a result, he's very close with his nephews, even now that they don't need babysitting anymore. He's especially close with Richie. BONUS: Trevor is the reason Paul had to see Godspell at the rec center. Trev was in it, and he also thought it was awful (in a fun way).

Since Black Friday tells us two of Linda's sons aren't Gerald's, and Lauren has confirmed that Linda and Gary have had at least one affair, we put two and two together and now Gary's the biological father of Trent and Seaton. (Seaton was picked at random, and Trent being Gary's child was just obvious). Whether or not Gary knows this is up to interpretation. It's possible Linda's the only one who knows.

Wallace McNeil and Boy Jerry are brothers and the cousins of Joan, Gary and Paul. Wallace got the f*ck out of Hatchetfield the moment he had the possibility to. Girl Jeri converted Boy Jerry into such deep Christianity, but then he took it further than she ever had.

Due to Lauren confirming Linda and Gary's affair/s (whether it was a joke or not, I take that as canon now), Roman Murray and the Monroe family aren't a part of this family in any official, legitimate way (*cough* looking at you, Gary and his illegitimate children *cough*).

For reasons I hope are obvious, Wiggly isn't included either.

Now just imagine the family gatherings. Summer barbecues, where Trevor takes every opportunity to reference the Barbecue Monologues. Christmas celebrations that Boy Jerry is specifically asked not to show up to. He shows up anyway — even the time they didn't tell him at whose house they were celebrating. Birthday parties where no one has any idea what to buy the birthday person. What does Paul get Trevor the theater kid? What would Boy Jerry get Richie the anime nerd? What does anyone get Paul the Normal Man?

#the best and most cursed family #starkid #starkid npmd #starkid tgwdlm #starkid black friday #starkid bf #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #the guy who didn't like musicals #black friday #nerdy prudes must die #jon matteson family tree #jon matteson #paul matthews #tgwdlm paul #paul tgwdlm #gary goldstein #black friday gary #richie lipschitz #richie npmd #npmd richie #trevor lipschitz #npmd trevor #daniel lipschitz #daniel stopwatch #hatchetfield daniel #boy jerry #hatchetfield boy jerry #girl jeri #hatchetfield girl jeri

[lensinski]

Gary Neville in BECKHAM

Gary was Mister Sensible. Did he talk a lot then? Gaz? Gaz always talked. And we very rarely listend to him.

#soft spoken shy gary is honestly a sweetheart #but him asking about david to reporters #him going 'we were down the right side me and him' when talking about david leaving #his horrible best man speech #'gary is the nervous one' #tucking his imaginary hair behind the ear #there is a suspicious amount of david beckham in my gary neville documentary #david beckham #gary neville #manchester united #beville

[forensicated]

Smiffina Episodes - Episode 139

The morning after the night before - where Smithy faces the wrath of Gina after cheating on their drinking game and slipping her doubles where he was drinking singles.

At work, Smithy is suffering the mother of all hangovers and of course custody is incredibly loud and busy. "I really don't need this today...."

An unsuspecting Gina drives to work - late and hungover but believing she is fit to drive after sleep given what she believed she'd been drinking. Unfortunately for her she's in a minor car prang when she's cut up by a white van man, which means she has to get breathalysed by PC Gary Best of all people. Gina's not best pleased to see him arrive with Cameron - and Gary's crapping himself when he realises what he has to do. (I love Cam's literal "uh oh!") ".... had an accident ma'am?" "You know, you should be in CID with detective skills like that." Gina tries to get moving so she can get on into work... only for the breath test to fail - Gina's still over the legal limit. Gary flails but quickly covers and tells Cameron to go to the shout that has just come in and he'll 'grab a lift with the Inspector'. Cameron does... and Gary is terrified. He has to arrest the Inspector. Gina is very pragmatic about it and tells him its not his fault. Smithy however is not quite so understanding. "Sarge, I've got a problem." "What?" "I've arrested the inspector…." "……. You've done what?"

Smithy and Gina have a private chat in the custody Sgt's office where Gina reaffirms that she's drunk that much plenty of times and always been fine the next morning. Smithy tries to blame a faulty breathalyser but Gina won't hear of it. She's fully aware she could lose her job over it and just wants to get the official stuff done. As they leave the office more loud and rowdy customers appear in custody and Smithy is Not. Happy. "Calm yourself down!" he orders, grabbing one by the neck and marching him to the desk. "Today is not a good day!"

Smithy tries ordering Gary to blow into the machine. He tells Gary he has to do it because he was the one that brought her in "All you had to do was tell her it was negative and let her get back in the car! But you didn't do that did you? You messed up big time so you're the one that's going to have to get her out of it!" Nothing to do with the fact that Smithy is potentially likely still over the limit himself, obviously. Gary's terrified "Sarge, you're going red..." mid bollocking is adorable and hilarious. Gary is worried that it might get out that they covered it up and he'd lose his job to - as would Smithy - so Gary brings her in. Smithy tells Gina that Gary is going to take the test for her. Gina refuses, she is the Inspector of the nick and she is going to take the consequences - whatever they are.

Smithy is not prepared to let her go - nor admit the truth yet - so he tells Gina that she has blown just under the legal limit. Gina thanks God, Smithy and Gary and leaves to take an asprin, have a smoke and a very strong coffee. Gary is really relieved it's all over - but it's not... it's reading 42. The legal limit is 35 for breath tests. With Gina out the room Gary volunteers to take the test - without telling Gina. He's under the limit as he's reading 32. Both Smithy and Gary are thrilled - but Gary for another reason too... it could be his leaverage to get into SWAMP!

Smithy thinks things are all back to normal as Sheelagh returns from court to take over custody and he escapes to his office... only to see Gina on her way out. She doesn't know she's not fit to drive so he has to quickly grab his things to join her for a 'hangover hotdog' so he can do the driving. (Though if Gary was blowing 32 hours after a 'couple of beers' the night before and a nights sleep, what would Smithy be blowing considering the state he was in?! Shush, we're not to think like this! It's The Bill (PM Era!) throw away your logic!)

At the burger van, Smithy could not be LESS ready for a Hangover Hotdog.

"What's the matter? Lost your appetite?"

"Rules are rules. If I thought you were bending those rules for anyone, including me, I'd kick you from hell to breakfast."

As an aside, both Honey and Gary show some excellent restraint not petting or even acknowledging the worlds friendliest dog as they come out of a shop - I'd still be there now.

Smithy and Gina go to a call where they find a man who has been harassed by a White Van Man who smashed his windscreen with a wheeljack after cutting him up. He managed to get the registration which is familiar to Gina - it's the same one who cut her up that morning. The van has been involved in another disturbance closeby but Smithy doesn't know where the street is. Gina marches off to go and deal with it and shouts for the keys. Smithy's in a bit of a bind... he can't let her drive! Gina's well aware of what is going on and forces (some of!) the truth from Smithy. He admits he doesn't know what he/they'd do if she had gotten into the car, driven and hit someone but he couldn't let her throw her career and pension away [for something he'd done.] She still doesn't know he cheated the drinking game yet. She does corner him in an interview room at the end however and point out how if she was over the limit - how wasn't he? (but not for the reasons you'd think. Also ignoring the genetic differences, age and metabolism but concentrating on them having had the 'same' drinks) and he confessed he cheated and got her doubles to his singles.

"You are like a puppy! Stupid, loyal, leaving a mess everywhere for someone else to clear up!"

Gary's ontop of the world and pinches some food from Smithy's plate in the canteen. Gabriel is curious what 'take risks' means when Gary adds it in as a reason he should be in SWAMP. Smithy dismisses it but comes up with an initiation challenge for Gary - he has to streak around the station.

"I seem to have been a bit premature, can you just forget everything I said, Ma'am?" "Whatever you say, but my door is always open if you change your mind-"

"........" "... can you close the door on your way out, please?"

Gary returns to Gabriel and Smithy, pleased as punch that he's done it and passed his initiation... only to be told he'd failed for actually doing it!

"And by the way, Gary... I've had to deal with enough knobs today. I'm sure it's very impressive but keep it in your pants."

#The Bill #Episode 139 #Gina Gold #Roberta Taylor #Dale Smith #Smithy #Alex Walkinshaw #Ciaran Griffiths #Gary Best #Cameron Tait #Dan MacPherson #Smiffina #Smiffinalong #Gabriel Kent #Todd Carty

[tessarinsessa]

Who you smiling at? HIM.

#gary neville jamie carragher #carraville #best friends #this ship sails itself

[thebestcomicbookpanels]

"What if the Thing's Body Kept Mutating?"

What If? Volume 2, #9 by Gary Fields

#the best comic book panels #marvel comics #marvel #what if #gary fields #ben grimm #what if marvel #fantastic four

[labyrinth-guard]

Gary is a normal pokemon just like you and me

#spideer'sart #myart #gary miller #faith airdorf #faith game #faith: the unholy trinity #faith the unholy trinity #fakemon #ive been watching bunch of fakemon videos and got inspired #obviously not really a great pokemon design but pshhh whichever #Im kinda proud of the final form's name #'astra' from 'artraroth' duo from 'second' and tis from 'mortis' or yknow death #im not great at names but i did my best

[toomanywordsnllines]

TALKING ABOUT SOAPROACH (no one talked about it)

Here's the two page comic I did for the "Stay Frosty" zine, way back in the summer o last year 🥰

It was a pleasure to participate! and to put my comic skills to the challenge 👊💥 - I might only be posting it now but go check the zine of you're interested!!

#manyrambles #manysart #cod #call of duty #cod mw2 #call of duty modern warfare 2 #call of duty soap #call of duty roach #john soap mctavish #gary roach sanderson #soaproach #soap/roach #roachsoap #roach/soap #Thank you for Mighty and Apple for giving me their input and cheering throughout the work of this comic 😭 #If it weren't for them i would've gone insane #they're the best <3