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teddie-bear420 · 3 months
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Knight vs. pirate!!
Will they kill? Will they kiss?? WHOS TO SAYYY
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milesworld96 · 2 months
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YOOOOOO I NEED SS OF DAMIAN AND FINN’S FIT, CAUSE HOLY SHIT DUDE
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m4gg0tmush · 3 months
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Man I’m not too into NuDoc but uhhhh
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not-a-bad-dragon · 8 months
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Shoutout to Baldurs Gate 3 for having a magical girl transformation sequence but instead of a teenager in a short skirt it's a lesbian aasimar paladin in full plate about to open 13 cans of fucking whoop ass
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cozylittleartblog · 11 months
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@staff if you [change] the [design] of the fucking [dashboard] i will kill you
edit. i want it on the actual post that i am not actually making a de-th threat against the staff. that's shitty. the caption quotes the fucking costco hot dog meme, which i originally said in the tags. if any staff member sees this please do Not take it personally
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objectamour · 2 months
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am I into 'rope and rigging'?🤨 uh yeah I guess you could say so
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apparently necessary edit: this post is about having sex with ships. i want to fuck the boats nasty style all over every one of the seven seas.
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myrkulitescourge · 6 months
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the way that one line from the new epilogue in an astarion romance is going to HAUNT me
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just. what a profoundly intense thing to confess to someone.
like, just these six months of newfound happiness with you exerts a force on his heart equal and in direct opposition to two centuries of endless torment, the gnawing hunger and exploitation. this flashbulb-bright fraction of his long life holds the same gravity to him as years upon years of darkness and suffering.
in all likelihood, he hasn’t even known his lover for as long as his worst memory lasted, that year sealed away to go mad from starvation and sensory deprivation, yet he still tells them this brief time has been so fundamentally and powerfully important that the weight of even that unimaginable hell is vanishingly small compared to this present he has now and the future ahead of them both.
how am i supposed to act normal about this.
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pangloss-artee · 5 months
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my little meow meow
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Vincent Price hosts The Horror Hall of Fame (1974)
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lizzibennet · 2 years
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i am once again asking you to watch the 2019 shakespeare in the park production of much ado about nothing
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aquiboni · 1 year
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😔 I’m down bad I fear
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st4rch1ld404 · 9 months
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if u asked him to put it on he would. only because he loves u so much and knows how happy u would be <3
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tapdancing-eggs · 10 months
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Remember how we were little and we loved pink and Barbie and dolls and princesses?
Remember how we got old enough to realize that people were making fun of us and not enough people told us to ignore them so we got embarrassed and we hated ourselves. Pink was our least favorite color until perhaps recently when we were neutral towards it at best.
But something in us changed when we decided we needed to see Barbie (2023). The women and girls I saw wearing their best pinks today. I purposely bought MYSELF something pink for the first time I can remember.
We’re giving ourselves the freedom we took away.
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itsallgoodmann · 27 days
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ONE NIGHT I PROMISE I WONT FUMBLE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
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acidiccunt · 1 year
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i was getting on my knees to pray to u but sure i can suck u off too while im at it
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