#GET BATHED IDIOT

[amielot]

Hot bath

Dream: is.. a cold hose... abnormal?

Hob: ... HOW cold?....

Bonus:

Dream's been clean for awhile. But Hob just keeps pouring hot water because he can tell Dream likes it.

#he hasn't had a hot bath from humans #I drew this on august 12th #that's almost 2 months ago #hob and his little step stool so he can reach Dream #horse girl au #GET BATHED IDIOT #dreamling #hob gadling #dream of the endless #monsterfucktoberbingo #Dream: I don't believe it was.. cold enough to freeze... wait.... #Hob: I AM GONNA KILL BURGESS #the art tag #centaur #centaurs #webcomic #the sandman

[every-sanji]

#one piece #sanji #black leg sanji #everysanji #water 7 #enies lobby #ch414 #get bathed idiot

[kaleleaf1012]

Stupid fuckving baby

#pokemon #tinkaton #pokemon oc #Paddie tinkatink #get bathed idiot

[kelsh]

Back in my day, we didn’t have patch 4 and cleaned our companions the old fashioned way

#bg3 #bg3 astarion #bg3 durge #shadowheart #halsin #bg3 fanart #I’m not quite a Astarion romancer #more of a best friender #he’s a messy eater and my durge enables him #they regularly go out hunting for baddies so he can eat and she can satiate the urge #then they get hosed down #get bathed idiots #baldur's gate 3 #myart

[waywardwendy]

Unpopular (Popular?) Opinion?

I want to see Crowley do more weird drugs throughout history. Boy was having a WILD time in Edinburgh.

Anthony Jtime-of-his-life Crowley over here.

Laudanum Crowley is a gift that keeps on giving.

Bonus:

Huggy hug hug

#Does anyone have a gif of that EYE ROLL Aziraphale gives him when he says “snuff yourself again” bc the ANNOYED BOYFRIEND VIBES #Crowley laudanum #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #good omens 2 #good omens #goodomens #gomens #good omens 1827 #1827 #ineffablehusbands #ineffable husbands #ineffable idiots #ineffable lovers #the dipshitery #every day I'ma getting closer #To taking a bath with a fucking toaster

[theborzoiarebackintown]

Sheep inside, sheep inside!!!!!

#dogblr #petblr #puppy #borzoi puppy #dog #sighthound #borzoi #vex #I tried to get so many pics of them together #and was so unsuccessful ahahaha #one of them was always moving #I mean they are six month old idiot children so #BUT STILL #this was fresh after a bath #the lamb vibes are INSANE

[timey-fandom-stuff]

a doodle compilation of Kriptid Kris the undead creepypasta tryhard being an unnecessarily edgy dork. they might ALMOST be scary if they had anything rattling around in their goofy skull other than moss and poor impulse control, but... alas. don't do bath bombs, kids.

#my art #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #deltarune AU #Kris the Kriptid #Jailbroken AU #my sketches #blood tw #do you see it yet. do you see my Vision for this dork #they're kris but now an undead eldritch horror that can make every poor decision imaginable without any fatal consequences #you stab them and they just look at you and go 'cool free sword' because it just doesn't do anything to them #they have feral idiot syndrome. it's incurable. sorry #they also make a lot of references to popular creepypastas; example the 'wanna see my face come off' #is from the Abandoned by Disney creepypasta HDHDGHD #other references will get more obvious later tbh (if they aren't already lmao... some are design-related so you might see it) #this poor fool was the victim of a very edgy Deltarune modder and now they're just trying to make the most of it tbh #... and yes they poisoned themself by taking a bite out of a bath bomb. they're already dead what's it gonna do HDHDGHD #(sidenote i have 1 more page but it's actually Scary because it's the Jumpscare compilation; if i share those they'll def be under a cUT) #knives tw #drug mention tw #i mean only vaguely because of the edibles joke but. still #anyway. chucks these into the tags to go resume all the things i SHOULD be drawing instead (these were warmups)

[faggylittleleatherboy]

ok I made this and for some reason I am obsessed with it and it’s perfect and I cant stop listening to it thank you for your attention

#SIGHS #I love them your honor #everyday it’s getting closer to taking a bath with a fucking toaster #good omens #ineffable idiots #ineffable husbands #Spotify #music

[cherrio-krispz]

Cross gets his second ever bath: a saga

“GRGGRGRR STOP I DO NOT NEED A BATH ITS MY MASCULINE MUSK”

“ok this is fine”💔

#he just uses his phone #hope its water proof (its not) #alpha cross #idiot gets a bath

[undeadhousewife]

youre so cool. you take hot showers. hotter than most. congratulations. im sure you want an award. perhaps a prize. and you know something? you won! you won a prize! you get to be the biggest pick-me on tumblr for one day! how does it feel! your hot showers and your prowess for staying in chastity no matter what has awarded you a prize deserving of utmost dignity and respect! congratulations!

This is by far the funniest anon I ever got. I need everyone to see this.

#I don't take showers and I'm definitely not into chastity so like your zero for zero on your slam dunks my man #I take it back I do shower to get clean quickly #Then I regularly soak Ina hot bath usually around 117f #Oh no you can't handle heat oh boo fucking hoo stay out of the saunas and hot tub idiot

[vullcanica]

Anyway, every time you see a thunderstorm remember that Silas is somewhere out there, ass naked, splashing around in a river

#you see the buffest most nature sprite looking mf bathing nearby wyd #bur also: idiot standing in the middle of a meadow trying to not get hit by lightning #anyway i'm HOME #rain/storm/hail saga is at an END #i'll probably be around in a minute after a nice warm shower 😩

[kowtownart]

>:3c

#spamton #spamton milk meme #Birb #hehehe #get milked idiot #/j #he's not very happy about it #joke art #my art #kowtownart #out of context this is really silly #don't worry! He got a bath afterwards

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

Didn't even make it til 10AM without sobbing at my desk this time.

#overachiever to the max #less than an hour at work? Time to SOB! #I fucked up an interaction with my doctor cuz they can't read and I can't pretend to be a sane normal human for two seconds #so I said #Hey the anti anxiety med you prescribed works really well and I do still have several left #but I don't want to be anxious about #like rationing them for fear that I won't get more so can we set it up as a recurring prescription like we had discussed? #and she said “I'm so glad it's working well for you! Happy holidays!” #so I said “Thank you. So if I need a refill do I call or?” #and she said “You can always call our office!” #so I called the office to clarify and immediately burst into tears because I am a disaster who hasn't stopped crying for three days #and they were like “do you... want a refill?” and I blubbered something about just needing to know that I CAN get a refill if/when I need t #so they are going to “Check with the doctor and let me know” #which means that she's going to find out I'm crazy #which probably means she won't give me these again #which means I have 12 to make last for the rest of time because I'm a fucking idiot and broke one trying to half it and it just shattered #because I can't even take pills correctly apparently #also found out yesterday I don't even take BATHS correctly like #jesus christ #can I please for the love of god have one single aspect of my life where I do something right #and am not just a fucked up disaster mess

[endenope]

im painting the room and got it everywhere on me, even in my hair, and was like 'yeah thats how modern childe would be if he had renovate huh' like, he would get paint everywhere and look so cute but then my thoughts evolved into modern established zc brainrot, them moving in together and zhongli finding him so adorable with paint on his nose and in his hair and all over him while being all spotless and paint-free and childe trying to get him messy and they play around until it switches mood and they are simply not able to keep their hands off each other and end up making out in the mess and get paint everywhere (childe won, he got paint on zhongli after all)

#sighs #fluffy idiots in love #i think about them all the time shh #also trying not to think about how to get the paint off AHAGXHDB cant wait to take a bath later 😩 #talk tag

[dirt-str1der]

I dont care about majima x sagawa btw but i care a lot about their relationship regardless because i want them to have the most toxic dealings and skewed power dynamics with each other as possible and i them both to have increasingly warped perceptions of each other (worlds most incorrect uncle-nephew relationship)

#Listen to my problems #sagawas like majima chan i bought pudding for you since chewing is hard right now and majimas like (muffled) can you kill yourself . and #sagawa is like (laughs) keep up that tone and ill break your jaw again #like obviously sagawa isnt doing charity work putting majima back on his feet because majima has to pull his own weight too but over time #majima became less of an ‘investment’ and more like his hotheaded young apprentice / nephew who is really smart (sagawas very proud of him) #but also doesnt know anything good for himself because hes an idiot and sagawa needs to do everything for him sometimes or he’ll pull the #most ASININE stunts imaginable. like kid i do Good by you and you do the same for me as long as you keep your head down and run the grand. #he cannot fathom why majima wants to claw his way back into the tojo because sagawa Knows shimano and he Knows that shimano is bad news and #will definitely send majima into the jaws of death over and over and seriously what a WASTE of good talent !!! unfortunately majima is the #same type of stupid as his oath brother but it doesnt mean he wants to see the kid get himself killed (wise words from a man who got himself #killed) | and majima ... it was not difficult to start going crazy about sagawa at first sight because he just came out of a very violent #place where every touch meant more torture and pain then suddenly hes being put in the capable hands of a man whos like a fucking angel #sagawa feeds clothes and bathes him and majima cant help but act like being cared for is the worst thing thats ever happened to him theres #too much touching and hes completely dependent on sagawa who checks his weight daily and changes his bandages and cleans his leaky infected #eye and he wants nothing more than to be left alone but he cant do anything by himself and hes too devastated to be grateful. its gross !! #and whenever he inevitably breaks the hell down sagawa is always there to hold and comfort him and what the hell else can he do but seek #comfort in the only person that ‘cares’ about him when sagawa is so good at pretending ... is he pretending ? who gives a fuck anymore man #sagawas punishment and comfort all in one ... hes a means to an end .. hes majimas caretaker and his gaoler. the guy who knows everything #about him and the one who’ll use every last bit of it against him oh god wait #this is just isabelle and emma damnit damnit im gonna go read purromised neverland again

[starwarsshippings]

anakin has a red glitter bath bomb that's called ''blood of my enemies''

#anakin skywalker #idk why this is so funny like after a hard days work he runs himself a nice bath #and just plops that bad boy in and soaks in the tub watching the red glittery water swirl around him #and then when he gets out he spends ages picking all the bits of glitter off him like an idiot lmao #i just love him so much