#Farleigh is like

[im-getting-help]

I need a version of Saltburn in which Farleigh helps Oliver to get with Felix cause he's been waiting too damn long for Felix to accept that he's queer.

Like, he doesn't really care about Oliver, they're not friends or anything. He just knows that Oliver is in lesbians with Felix and Felix is intrested but too deep in comp-het to do anything about it.

Imagine, the possibilities.

#the name of the fic is “La Celestina” #no but like #imagine how tired Farleigh is #he was raised with Felix #he was there when Felix got his first boy crush #and Felix keeps denying his queer side #Farleigh is like #look me in the eyes and tell me you don't think about kissing Oliver #and Felix is like #i don't know what you're talking about he's my bestie and we don't do that #while avoiding eye contact and pressing his hand on Oliver's thigh #idk im just rambling #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #oliver x felix

[archieyelash]

The only survivor of oliver's plan.

#like how and why #he could have kill him as well but he kicked him out twice #??? #saltburn #saltburn 2023 #farleigh start #oliver quick #quickstart #archie madekwe

[isabellaofparma]

SALTBURN (2023) dir. Emerald Fennell

#saltburn #saltburnedit #filmedit #quickstart #oliver x farleigh #barry keoghan #archie madekwe #oliver quick #farleigh start #mine #yes i did 🤭 #i have illnesses of the brain. #just like oliver ❤ #1k

[themarychain]

Saltburn: text post meme 🪽🍷🏰🦌👑🔪

PART 1 / PART 2 / PART 3

#yall really liked that last post so HERE’S MORE CONTENT!!!! #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #farleigh start #elspeth catton #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #rosamund pike #archie madekwe #text post meme #shitpost

[idontbelievethehype]

Sassy Farleigh and Felix background just for you, bestie.

#Saltburn #Felix catton #farleigh start #boy band style #my edit #feel free to use the hell out of it but don’t like straight up repost it

[pervertedreams]

gasp! even MORE farleigh hc’s bc now i’m having writers block and it’s easier to do lil short scenarios <3

asks are open and encouraged feedback is even more encouraging!!

general sexual themes. minors dni obviously

- close talker. close talker. CLOSE TALKER!!! no kinda of personal space really, constantly invading your personal bubble. this goes hand in hand with my crouching and bending over to look at you allegations. sour cigarette breath always flooding your nostrils, sometimes almost so close your noses clunk together. he wants to watch you slowly lean back as he stalks closer to you, wants to watch your eyes strain to look up and maintain eye contact with him. he’s grabbing your hands without warning, pinching your cheeks and sides, sometimes placing his large hands on your hips and swiveling you around for whatever dramatic statement he’s making. like i said fave grabbing and again just overall being very invasive when holding conversation. not that you’re necessarily complaining.

- loves being naked, likes to air himself out. i think he especially enjoys skinny dipping. i don’t have any proof to back this up, it’s comin from the heart. he loves being bare in the water, he’s nearly bare anyways. the only thing holding him back is a unnecessarily expensive pair of swim trunks. and when he takes them off he throws the soiled material at your feet, because he’s a smart ass. we know this !

- i do feel as though he is naturally very quick witted and snarky, but i also believe it’s a defense mechanism. i feel as though it doesn’t take much to soften him even though i believe he’s stubborn, i feel like he’s actually very emotional. but maybe he believes being overly emotional gets you nowhere.

- homeboy loves eating box !! LMAO but no i think he loves giving head, just enjoys getting on his knees and pleasuring somebody. loves that intoxicating musky scent of whoever he’s giving head too, loves having his curls gripped and being manhandled and pushed around. mainly sexually. and he’s looking up at you with swollen heavy lips and glossy brown eyes, eager to make you cum. sometimes that smug, asshole-ish energy is still heavily laced throughout whatever sex he’s having, esp if he’s feeling more dominant. same quick yet dry comments, “now cmon baby you can do better than that.”

- ass slapper IDC. playful or not if you walk by or if it’s in his face at any given moment, he’s taking his opportunity every. time. you’ve gotten tired of swatting him away, there’s usually no winning with farleigh. some things are just set in stone. when you get up, when you walk by, if you’re bent over, skirt on, jeans, underwear, it doesn’t matter. if it’s in his line of vision he’s going for it.

- he snores, not loud or annoying but not necessarily quietly. and he’s a stiff sleeper, however he fell asleep he’s waking up the exact same way. despite the scene with him and oliver i believe he’s a somewhat heavy sleeper. he’s not a dead body but he doesn’t sleep like a fairy either. and def jerks off to playgirl to fall asleep if he’s having a tough time.

- speaking of playgirl he strikes me as the type to have a lil magazine collection, porn and fashion specifically. and yes he has both playboy and playgirl, he’s doesn’t discriminate!

- usually forgets to wrap his hair up at night or just straight up wraps it wrong. but to be fair there’s no one their to teach him any better.

- love language is touch and gift giving idk. like he always has his hands on you one way or another, he’s like a magnet. ringed pinky resting on your outer thigh, subconscious hair stroking, arms always somehow draped around your shoulders, hands always resting on your lower hips. sometimes when you’re too far away when he’s talking he’ll pull you by your belt, face touching, hand holding. he just needs skin to skin, or he’ll decay

- his go to response is always a condescending hum, he hums a lot LOL. with like this smugness in his nod and tone.

- feet swinger

- it’s pierced and has a slight curve, and ALWAYS groomed :)

#feedback is always hot #i liked this one hehe #also ur thoughts would be cool to we can bounce off each other #my work┊ ˚➶ ｡˚ #meanie rich bf ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪ #farleigh start headcanon #saltburn farleigh #farleigh catton #farleigh x reader #farleigh saltburn #farleigh smut #farleigh start #saltburn smut #saltburn felix #saltburn #felix catton x reader #felix catton

[aquickstart]

something about how felix only wants oliver as long as he performs for him and as soon as its over discards him while farleigh knows all too well what its like to perform and knows oliver instantly and throughout albeit not completely and still wants to get closer and tease and hate and get closer. something about that

#quickstart #saltburn #farleigh start #quickstart nation i am once again asking where are we. where #i respect u oliver/felix enthusiasts but i am not of your kind. i simply cannot when farleigh start is right there. like #please. theyre SO real together. so real. so together. #mine #saltburn journaling

[olliecoded]

im actually really surprised how polarizing and controversial saltburn has been?? because it seems like the reason a lot of people really hate it is that it's a shallow, pretentious analysis of class and wealth and like. i agree. but i also don't think that the POINT of saltburn was class or social mobility or anything. i think the point of saltburn was an unflinchingly sincere portrayal of obsessive all-consuming desire and, rather than analyzing the movie through a strict lens of class relations or "eat the rich" aspirations, we should be analyzing it through a lens of toxic devotion (especially when it's queer). like saltburn is about the relationships it presents. i'm a little shocked that everyone thinks the main takeaway was what it said about class

#like not that there AREN'T things to be said about class and race and such in saltburn it just #isn't what the film is about primarily??? #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #quickstart #farleigh start #idk what the kids r tagging these days. r those even the right ship names. who knows #this is also why i get so upset when people miss the point of the grave or bath scene or whatever like. that is the film. that IS tje film.

[ricciardosgirl]

" just friends. "

tw ; smut , smut and more smut.

situationship , rough sex.

————————————————————————

you were friends , until he had you bent over some random dorm room sink. you were friends until he fucked you. you were friends. just friends. nothing more — nothing less.

passing glances , agony fills your system each time he pretended to not know you. fallacious hope after every night he ravaged you. you'd be lying in his dorm room. he's sat on his windowsill , cigarette in mouth as he ignores you . . waiting for you to just leave.

you'd hesitate , eyes wandering around his crowded messy room — taking a moment to breathe. " round two or are you leaving ? " he'd ask coldly , not even turning around to face you. he already knew the answer , you always stayed.

he'd only talk to you in private , and even then the conversation barely lasted — the only thing it seemed that the two of you had in common was love for the art of fucking. it had been a common dance between you two , varying from time to time.

sometimes , he'd be sweet. you'd almost think he's making love to you , but he's just doing this to make you stay. other times , most times , he'd fuck you so hard to where you could barely move afterwards.

" yeah , you like my cock ? say it. " he'd spit on your face , large hands grasping at your throat just right. you gargled out something , but that wasn't good enough. " say it. " he would slap the soft flesh of your ass.

once , only once , he papered you. on your birthday of all things. it was the only time that you ever felt like he gave a fuck about you. he laid on near the edge of your bed , mouth covering your soft sensitive bud. his face already soaking wet and practically dripping onto the sheets as he edged you closer and closer to your release.

that was a good day , a long time ago however. you still think about it.

maybe you aren't friends , maybe this is more than that , maybe it isn't. you saw him take orher girls into a party bathroom or his dorm , it bothered you. and it bothered him because it wasn't you.

" such a fucking whore for me. " face squished into the mirror , farleigh's hands cupped your cheek - his thumb in your mouth. he was driving himself so deep into you . . all you could do was sit there and take it.

" need a cig ? "

he asked , eyes stare over at your semi - covered figure. this was the first time he'd ever said anything different. the first time he actually offered something. " sure. " you came over , joining him on his windowsill after a long night of intense fucking.

you expected something good , something worth coming over for. you lit the cigarette , taking a long drag before he spoke.

" we should stop. " cold , your heart stung. " why ? " he should have at least some integrity . . he should tell you. but instead , he stayed silent.

you walked away that night , tears streaming down your face pathetically.

so much for friends.

#saltburn #farleigh start #smut #i heart saltburn #i cannot get him out of my head #fanfic #oops i did it again #i need to like not write so much for him

[mylovelookup]

Cattonquick boarding school sweethearts/romeo & Juliet AU

In which Oliver also comes from old money and he and Felix fall in love in boarding school(?). The Quicks and the Cattons have been business partners since Queen Victoria was still kicking so Ollie and Felix have known each other their whole lives (summers and holidays always spent together) but when their family ties are suddenly severed after a hostile fight between their fathers, the boys’ last year at Eton is irrevocably ruined. As a reaction they decide (it was Felix’s idea and he succeeded in cajoling Oliver to agree) to elope run away on the first day of the Christmas holidays (imagine their respective chauffeurs endlessly waiting for them at the school gates lmao) and get married on a whim (also Felix’s idea to somehow "fix" things like ta-da! Can’t separate us now dad, we’re fucking married. Oliver is now a Catton. Family peace restored! No, not really Felix lmao.)

#needless to say they get caught the very next day #maybe they didn’t have much cash left and the only -pace they could’ve slept in for free was the hotel in the area that the Cattons owned #the reception prolly snitched but they both knew they would get caught eventually #also it doesn’t help that they’re the heirs of the richest aristocratic families in England #maybe they keep their marriage secret?it would be smarter to considering the repercussions but also maybe Felix it out first thing? #bc its Felix duh #as a consequence to their little escapade Oliver is pulled out of Eton for the rest of the year and the two of them only get to meet #the next year at Oxford where they have to keep things on the down low since Oliver’s father has threatened to transfer him to Cambridge if #if he’s seen frolicking about with Felix. it’s also difficult when Farleigh is acting as a (well-paid) spy for both parties #although both Jeff and James had sprinkled other eyes on the campus #oooh imagine them trying to hide in the back of the club. making out whilst crouching down behind dumpsters lmaooo #or or or! Felix attempting to throw them off by hooking up with indiabel and Oliver is so jealous he ends up doing the same thing #even tho he prolly knows about Felix’s intentions. (Farleigh doesn’t help with his catty comments about ephemeral love) #highlighting Felix’s well known shallowness. and then Felix gets jealous too so it’s a vicious cycle of pointing fingers at each other hehe #anyway they prolly end up like Romeo and Juliet #I was only supposed to do ONE canvas but got carried away and this shit developed a plot! sedate me #also this layout sucks wtf #saltburn #fanart #my art #felix catton #cattonquick #Saltburn fanart #oliver quick #felix x oliver #cattonquick fanart

[wormswurld]

this is farleigh LMAO

#like that man would just sigh all loud like 🙄💅 #like god he’s such a bitch i love him #saltburn #farleigh start #archie madekwe #saltburn 2023 #shitpost

[kausstar]

⟣ when venetia first saw you and farleigh after you got together, her first comment was definitely “kinky,” with a grin towards the both of you.

the height difference, the frame of his back compared to yours, his large fingers that were looped between yours, how smiley you were next to his grumpy figure, how good you looked sat on his lap. she could practically see into your shared bedroom already.

it was hot until she realized it was farleigh she was thinking about.

she was right, it was definitely hot.

how if he knelled he’d practically be your height. you knew that because he always kneed for you. to eat your pussy, to beg for a taste, cry even if he was drunk enough— he always ate it the best when he was high.

how the frame of his back and chest was the perfect place to leave light scars from a rough night. always leaving him to wear them later at the lake.

how his slim, long fingers do things, others can’t, to your pussy. the way they curled inside your wet cunt, and always stuffed it full with just two. always rubbing your clit with such easy, in firm, tight circles that makes your pussy leak and your eyes touch the back of your skull.

#ᯓ 𖧧 . on vaca! from queue! #⟡ archie madekwe. #he makes my size kink go insane like criminally insane #& the longer i looked at this i longer i hated it #archie madekwe #archie madekwe x reader #farleigh start x reader #farleigh start #farleigh x reader #farleigh saltburn #farleigh smut

[holliwoobz]

thinking about farleigh today....the only brown boy in a white house...curly haired and american but with the royal cheekbones of the cattons....he snarls like a trapped creature because he is one--his family is the snare closed around his bloodied foot....he betrays himself bc he sees himself more in liam and josh than in his cousins...terrified of being exposed as a fraud...vicious boy with a beggar's bowl biting the hand that feeds. oh farleigh start you horrible lonely fucked up little thing brimming with hate

#hollie thinks #saltburn #saltburn posting #farleigh start #maybe i am a biracial kid projecting on this asshole bisexual twink what then #also i think this photo is so RAHHFH like the portrait of a white catton lined up so perfectly with farleigh's profile #archie madekwe #is so GODDAMN FINE #sometimes i like boys but in the way boys like boys does that make sense

[stranger-fucking-danger]

worry not, they still are wiggling around in my brain

#holding them like dolls and making them kiss #my babygirls #my freaks #saltburn #oliver quick #felix catton #farleigh start #cattonquick #quickstart #barry keoghan #jacob elordi #archie madekwe

[the-toulouser]

saltburn made me realize actually yeah, it’s not normal to be intensely in love and envious with someone at the same goddamn time. all my friends didn’t get ollie’s feelings for felix but MAN have i been there. i mean, not grave fuckin and licking bath drains intense but close!! it’s the gay agenda ig

#saltburn #saltburn 2023 #oliver quick #felix catton #cattonquick #venetia catton #farleigh start #i love this movie so much #it’s like crack

[lorephobic]

literally nobody asked for it, but here's my list of saltburn essays that i've slowly been drafting over the course of the last week which WILL be required reading for anybody trying to engage with me about this movie. my very personal saltburn 101 syllabus just dropped

A Wolf in Deer's Clothing: Saltburn's Attempt at Innocence

an examination of party costumes and our character's last attempts to masquerade as something they're not: felix—an angel, all-forgiving and all-knowing, something to be worshiped; and oliver—a prey animal, prey to class-divide, prey to saltburn, prey to felix.

thoughts about oliver specifically are loosely organized in my #bambi tag

A Midsummer Night's Mare: Farleigh Start as the Ultimate Victim of Saltburn

a farleigh character study, about the ways he was mistreated and manipulated at saltburn, about fighting to stay alive and the scars left behind by knowing when to give in

alternatively titled "QuickStart", may be adapted into a conclusive essay specifically focusing on oliver and farleigh's relationship

The Eye of the Beholder: On Saltburn's Voyeurism & Violence [working title]

how wealth and class pushes the catton's toward the volatile reality of being able to look, but not touch. on desire and the lack thereof, and portraying yourself as an object to be desired

may end up as two separate essays on wealth and aestheticism but i'm pushing toward a conclusive essay about the intersection of the two, which i feel is at the heart of saltburn

alternatively titled "Poor Man's Pudding: A Melvillian Approach to Saltburn's Class", again, may be adapted into it's own essay

Gender-Fluid: A Study in Sexuality and Saltburn's Desire to be Dry

a deep dive into the bodily fluids of saltburn and how oliver upsets the standard of men who are just so lovely and dry. on the creative choice to lean into the messy wetness of sex and desire and the audience's instinct toward repulsion

a celebration of the grotesque and an examination of why we would label it as such

least developed of the four, heavily inspired by @charnelpit's lovely post about the fluids in saltburn

if anybody is actually interested in any of these, i can work toward something closer to a finished piece instead of just bullet points and quotes in a google doc, but mostly this is so i can share my very brief takes on a multitude of themes in saltburn that have been haunting me

edit for people seeing this in the future: all posts about my essays are being organized into my #saltburn 101 tag if you’re interested in following these through to development!

#saltburn #saltburn posting #really desperately need someone to pay me to write saltburn essays all day #or else these will never be more than a smattering of bullet points #and these are only the most developed of the millions of the thoughts that i've had rolling around in my brain this last week #idk if lengthy meta-essays are interesting to literally anyone other than me #but if any of these speak to u and u have thoughts abt them #of course u are welcome to send them my way #i think all of these were born out of either seeing bad fandom takes (ie. everything ive seen about farleigh and oliver) #or rly good fandom takes that haven't been talked about enough like the fluids thing #anyway #oh also if u want any interview clips that back up any of these ideas i have a list thats like a million miles long #and would be happy to dig for any specific things im talking about here #bambi #also also im sorry i kno the colon in academic essay titles is so overused i just love a subtitle sm #i love love love a clever little essay title. titling my essays was literally my favorite part of the essay process in college #saltburn 101