#FOOT FUCKER

[prancingfawn]

sometimes I think about how John had to not only hold his (basically) father at gunpoint and then watch him kill himself afterwards bc he couldn't pull the trigger.

And then I think about how he had to go down the mountain knowing he would find his father's corpse.

And then I think about how he just watched his corpse knowing that that was in fact the man who raised him and his (basically) brother.

And then I think about how he had to watch Ross shoot his corpse with his own gun because John still couldnt bring himself to do it.

And then I think about how I'm about to follow Dutch's footsteps.

KILL ME KILL ME I CANT DO THIS PLEASE

why is red dead so fucking sad I'm going to bomb Rockstar games (I am not going to do that don't sue me rockstar)

#red dead redemption 2 #rdr #red dead redemption #rdr1 #rdr1 john #john marston #dutch van der linde #dutch #Agent Ross #FUCK YOU ROSS #YOU DIRTY CUCK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU #FUCK YOU IM GONNA KILL MYSELF #MY LIVER IS GOING TO BE AT YOUR DOORSTEP #NASTY GREASY PIECE KF SHIT I NEED YOU SKINNED #FOOT FUCKER #i love you John marston #im sorry dutch #they could never make me hate you #im sorry John #Im so sorry #jack marston :( #jack ily

[icantseehelp]

woman SINGLE HANDEDLY normalizes foot fetish

#juri #streetfighter #street fighter #sf #sf6 #foot fucker

[werecreature-addicted]

I know there was a previous post about monster-fuckers being akin to chasers if monsters were real, but what if humans were fetishised by monsters?

IF A MONSTER WANTED TO FETISHISE ME I'D LET THEM.

Big bad monsters wrapping their clawed hands around your waist and teasing you for being so cute and tiny. You basically fit in the palm of their hand they could do whatever they wanted with you and you could do nothing about it.

Monsters commenting on all your Instagram posts about how sexy you look and how hot you are. even if it's just a post showing off your lunch all the comments are "I see you're eating right so you can be nice and healthy when you're pregnant with my brood." Freaks. all of them.

Monsters with those tank tops that have two arrows one pointing to their cock, one to their mouths that say "two-seater, humans ride for free."

Imagine two monsters hitting on the same human at the bar, fighting over who gets to take them home. Only to decide to share, and take them at the same time.

#i'm only 5'9 but no one's ever made me feel smol #need a 7 foot werewolf to manhandle me and fuel my size kink #monster #monster imagine #monster fucker #monster boyfriend #teratophillia #asks

[dvrcos]

Big fan of the twinyards with sleeper builds

#these two five foot nothing fuckers who look like they can barely lift anything #but they’re in the gym lifting heavier or as heavy as the other foxes #aftg #all for the game #aaron minyard #andrew minyard #twinyards

[monstrousdesirestudy]

It’s crazy how unproductive and inefficient publishing is. Getting my masters in publishing proved that, but being in the submission process has all but beaten that into my head. None of them know what a huge potential market Monsterfuckers are and are unwilling to take chances, despite how ecstatic the community is.

It seems like everyone BUT publishing understands how exciting and fun and cool the monsterfucking community is. I literally have now reached out to multiple big time award winning podcasts to feature on them and the podcasts were STOKED to have me on to talk about my work and the community.

Anyway TLDR: capitalism does not encourage creativity and publishing sucks.

#publishing is a nightmare #monster fucker #monster lover #monster fudger #terato #monster kink #terat0philliac #monstrousdesire #monster #monstrousdesirestudy #exophelia #publishing you pussy ass bitch you’re shooting yourself in the foot

[kuronekonerochan]

Look I like Kira okay. It's just that... Kira Nerys' love life as a priest simp is a mirror universe fleabag where:

It isn't a forbidden romance.

There is not a one hot priest in sight.

They have no chemistry.

The relationships bore me to death.

The worst part is they do that fucking storyline not once but multiple times with different bland af priests.

Say what you will about mirrorverse Kira, at least her kinky bdsm personal life was much more interesting and with much more chemistry with her romantic interests than real Kira's sad excuse for filler "relationships".

As I said I like Kira (but...). I LOVE mirrorverse Kira. No notes. She's perfect (in a god damn what a great sexy villain kind of way).

#I like Kira #I just don't like that they made priest fucker one of her main character traits #especially with such lame romantic interests #tho thank god #nana visitor #put her foot down and refused to have a romantic storyline with Gal Dukat #ds9 #deep space nine #deep space 9 #star trek ds9 #star trek deep space nine #kira nerys

[bottombaron]

i kno he had a lot going on at the moment and he wasnt there for the Patton Oswalt-Batman event but i just know, deep down in my heart of hearts, 42 hours after he's been returned as a human, Guillermo De La Cruz is going to be spending a lot of time in that potting shed thinking abt Nandor's scary aggressive dom phase

#wwdits #what we do in the shadows #guillermo de la cruz #nandor #nandermo #i know it because thats what ive been doing for the the past 4 days #i have no other way to say this so im going to just say it: Guillermo is GAY gay ok #and a 6-foot tall pretty boy just loomed over him held his hands kept him in place to tell him he can kill him in his mother language #you just knoW Guillermo is having a crisis abt that when he's acquired enough distance from his angst #furthermore: it will take even longer for his pussy to catch up to seeing Nandor at the feast #literally ROLLING HIS HIPS with his arms braced on either side of him like a bedframe #like hes a fucking beast feeding on a gazelle #but Guillermo is going to kicking Laszlo out of the potting shed indefinitely when he does #like Nandor is never /that/ much of a vampire and he went to 100% monster mode and Guillermo is a certified monster fucker #you kno Nandor was fulfilling so many fantasies for Guillermo in those moments #my baby boy is going to be THIRSTY for the next 13 years fr

[soullessjack]

trying to explain that there has never been a single instance in the show to indicate that jack is intended to be a child/toddler/baby in any way and that all canon actually makes it pretty clear he’s supposed to be a teenager/young adult is like trying to explain that the cheese is under the sauce in a Chicago style pizza

#good night #cal.txt #spn #supernatural #Jack kline #jack spn #toddler!jack #baby jack #baby jack au #fandom crit #spn fandom #spn family #spn famdom #like I don’t know how to tell you this but he is literally just autistic and born-sexy-yesterday #I don’t mind babyjack as a headcanon (I mean I do bc it’s still ableist infantilization & also ruins character discussion around him) #but when ppl try and act like it’s canon fact and throw out That accusation .. hoo boy #I’d stick my foot up y’all’s asses if your heads weren’t already blocking the entrance #I try not to wish too many harsh things on other ppl in the fandom bc I’d hate for anyone to be where I’m in as a fan #but genuinely. babyjack is like if deans comment ab Cas being a baby in a trench coat was taken as solid proof that Cas is actually a baby #maybe I should start drawing baby!cas just to see how you fuckers like it #do you like seeing your fav be reduced to a fucking shell of what they really are? robbed of their personality & established traits? #I sure fucking don’t! #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #cas #team free will #tfw2.0 #dadstiel

[viahiptop]

Vampire The Masquerade: Justice (aka Rat Eating Simulator)

#vr #meta quest #oculus quest #vr games #vampire #vampire the masquerade #vampire the masquerade justice #gaming #mine #I haven’t got very far and it’s pretty janky #I’m also absolutely terrible at anything involving stealth #and also too short - all the npcs are a foot taller than me so I’m having to basically climb the fuckers to get at their necks #but it’s fun! #imagine what vr is going to be like in 5-10 years?? #vtm #vtm justice

[sillyandquiteawkward]

all your art you've been drawing have made me obsessed with the thought of Darude and Lone smooching (sorry if that's not what you were going for) I'm usually not so down bad for other people's OCs but whewW they snagged me

hehehehe, YEAH i have also found myself enchanted by some old men rivals to lovers. i ended up drawing them more but they didnt end up kissing (yet)

#anyway the fun thing is that darude isnt just big but lone is a manlet. #5 foot 3 mother fucker <3 #pokemon #gijinka #skeledirge #brambleghast #silly art tag

[kariachi]

Okay, some more dragonkin size stuff because if I ever did firelizards I can't remember and can't find it.

To go back over the basics I've worked out in other posts with the addition of the canon wingspans of dragons- because I haven't included them anywhere but want to get them for the firelizards-

In general we determined that the length difference between the ranks of dragonkin (assuming they stay consistent scross the species) to be as follows:

Greens are 81% the length of Blues

Blues are 84% the length of Browns

Browns are 89% the length of Bronzes

Bronzes are 91% the length of Golds

Dragons we determined have a height:length ratio of 1:2.4. Going off of DLG the length:wingspan ratio is approximately 1:1.66. Based on this we get the following as our average sizes for the dragons.

Greens: Height- 9.3 ft ; Length- 22.5 ft ; Wingspan- 37.4 ft

Blues: Height- 11.4 ft ; Length- 27.5 ft ; Wingspan- 45.7 ft

Browns: Height- 13.5 ft ; Length- 32.5 ft ; Wingspan- 54 ft

Bronzes: Height- 15.2 ft ; Length- 36.5 ft ; Wingspan- 60.6 ft

Golds: Height- 16.6 ft ; Length- 40 ft ; Wingspan- 66.4 ft

Fun Fact: Ramoth's wingspan here would be closer to 75 ft from wingtip to wingtip.

The whers, meanwhile, we're given a canon height:length ratio of 1:3.25. We aren't, to my knowledge, given a wingspan ratio or anything to really base one off of- though if anybody has said information and a source I can find and look at, please send it my way so I can include that information. As is, the numbers we have- assuming gold whers share shoulder height with brown dragons (as Todd states that they are the same size but differing ratios require that to be along one measurement or the other and this one won my poll)- are as follows.

Greens: Height- 7.4 ft ; Length- 24.1 ft

Blues: Height- 9.1 ft ; Length- 29.7 ft

Browns: Height- 10.8 ft ; Length- 35.4 ft

Bronzes: Height- 12.2 ft ; Length- 39.8 ft

Golds: Height- 13.5 ft ; Length- 43.8 ft

So, with that out of the way, where do we start with firelizards?

We actually do get a length for the fuckers! We do- not a specific number, but a length. We get golds described as arms length multiple times, and the DLG backs this up with the claim that an adult firelizard is, from nose to fork, the length of a grown woman's arm. I do actually have access to numbers for this (check this out, it's so handy for so much more shit than you would expect). Using the mean grip reach, and settling for somewhere between the standard and the extended reach, we get about 28 inches, or 2.3 ft.

Now, from here we have to make some assumptions- namely we're going to assume that firelizards maintain similar ratios as dragons. This isn't perfect of course, but we've only got so much to work with because, well *gestures at the books*. We can also assume that firelizards share the same inter-rank sizing as their descendant species, given that while I can't remember if they were specifically stated to do so, fandom seems to generally back the concept and the dragons and whers had to get it from somewhere.

So, based on these, we get the following averages-

Greens: Height- 6.4 in ; Length- 1.3 ft ; Wingspan- 2.1 ft

Blues: Height- 7.9 in ; Length- 1.6 ft ; Wingspan- 2.6 ft

Browns: Height- 9.5 in ; Length- 1.9 ft ; Wingspan- 3.1 ft

Bronzes: Height- 10.6 in ; Length- 2.1 ft ; Wingspan- 3.5 ft

Golds: Height- 11.7 in ; Length- 2.3 ft ; Wingspan- 3.9 ft

And there we go! What should be the end of my dragonkin size math! Technically weights could be estimated as well, but I've tried that and trust me you guys don't wanna go down that path.

Just kick back, relax, and if you wanna play around with this shit have at and have fun!

#pern analysis #dragonriders of pern #tl;dr: fuckers are about housecat to lower-medium dog sized depending on rank #with wingspans ranging from '2 foot' to '7-year-old'

[chososdiscordkitten]

pls write for sukunaaa pleaasewee with cherrrry on topppppp plsplspls I think youd write him beautifully pls pls pls

nooooooooo, i no no wanna

#jjk #⋆ ˚｡ ⋆୨10 asks୧⋆ ˚｡ ⋆ #I will write for any jjk man before I write for him #im sorry sukuna fuckers #I will not #I am lenient on a lot of stuff #but I put my foot down on this one

[ghost-proofbaby]

i saw one (1) tik tok of that cut scene with astarion when you don't romance him so he essentially becomes a vigilante in order to only feed on criminals, and now i'm thinking ALL the thoughts.

#vigilante astarion and assassin reader #a dark magic mage or maybe like a fellow rogue who is out for revenge after something happens to the people they love #not tav #post brain #they end up with the same target and reader wouldn't hesitate to threaten astarion when they stumble upon him taunting and hunting their + #+ target. they're far more evil aligned they he ever was #evil reader who became a villain because of insurmountable heartbreak and everything they ever cared for being torn from them #an astarion who is finally finding his footing in life as a spawn only for this fucker to come along and shake all his foundations again #UGH i love it #this tik tok is haunting me #his little prance up to his target. #GOOOOOD #astarion #astarion ancunin #ghost plays bg3 #ghost writes bg3? #bg3 #bg3 astarion #baldur's gate 3

[3moghost]

everyone: yoooo tall man chilchuck is so cursed, wtf kui why did you show that to us hahaha

me: ...

me: ...i have never been more horny in my life

#dunmeshi #chilchuck tims #ghost speaks #i KNOW i'm not the only one #where are all the pathetic old man fuckers #<- as in ppl who want to fuck pathetic old men #not calling old man fuckers pathetic #also also! rlly cool thing! #you can see his ribs poking out #bc he's deliberately trying to stay underweight #bc he's tall for a half foot #and he doesn't wanna set off traps #someone mentioned this once but i'd LOVE to see timeskip art of him #where he's gained weight and is feeding himself properly

[rogdona]

#tied to the tags on my last post but like elis thought process is like this is the guy who is helping me meet ullula again so i might as wel #stay on his good side. i dont have another bed so he can sleep in the foot of mine(he takes up most of the bed) and even tho he hunts for #his own food ill let him have my leftovers. no skin off my back. and the cat fucker desires him carnally for that. eli doesnt know nor care #art #my art #oc tag #oc elias #oc.rogdona

[probablygayattorneys]

My boss told me she saw me at the library on Monday and said hi but I didn’t respond and said “But you seemed really deep in thought and must not have heard me! Must have been thinking hard about something important!” And I just don’t know how to tell her that when I was at the library on Monday, the vast majority of the time I was thinking about whether Phoenix Wright or Professor Layton would win in hand to hand combat.

#phoenix wright: ace attorney #Professor Layton #Phoenix wright #hershel layton #on one hand #Phoenix is canonically like made of something different #he’s been hit by cars and broken down solid wood doors and is one resilient fucker #not to mention that without the hat he’s got over half a foot on layton #but Layton’s got the talent and #to be blunt #he’s smarter #frankly I do not believe that Phoenix could get the jump on Layton #but I also don’t know that Layton would fight a fellow good guy #he is a true gentleman while Phoenix (at least in aa4) is an anti hero #but even if he would fight him #could he take down Phoenix #could anyone #queue takumi defense squad #Professor cody