Tumgik
#FOILED AGAIN !!!
yellowbrickramble · 1 month
Text
Tumblr media
Yeah, I think Ozma is a bit more self-aware of this stuff than she lets on.
144 notes · View notes
thatsbelievable · 2 months
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media
90 notes · View notes
r0nnietherat · 11 months
Text
Someone explain the metaphor to me like I’m a child
69 notes · View notes
bumblebuzzapiary · 2 years
Photo
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
The Apiary is located within the Moss Blanket, so we tend to get a lot of local slimes as visitors. I try to shoo them out of the pens, but the Hunter slimes are especially sneaky ones....
Ask by anonymous, featuring two trouble making slimes from @bee-and-the-slimes !
201 notes · View notes
nefarious-exclam · 11 months
Note
What if I adopted your monsters? What then?
uh- bu- Wh- NO YOU CAN'T DO THAT!!
[Foiled Again:] The Nefarious Wizard needs to collect new monsters.
[Rewards:] Several very unruly monsters and 220 exp.
32 notes · View notes
Text
I feel like a Sidestep whos swear of choice is "curses" could be hilariously cringe
36 notes · View notes
dragonpyre · 3 months
Note
Garlic anon: ahh but you see, I know that you hate garlic!!!!! Its presence will slowly contaminate everything you love until everything either smells or tastes of garlic MUWA HAHHAHA (am I doing this right?)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
8 notes · View notes
Text
Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media Tumblr media
150 notes · View notes
otiksimr · 4 months
Note
You're fucking Stinky. You smell like the public pool I went to as a child and can never truly enjoy again due to dysphoria and anxiety. Take a shower
Tumblr media
17 notes · View notes
aspierational · 11 hours
Text
On rare occasions…
My roommate leaves for the day and I get to enjoy the pure bliss of not having to listen to the tv blare sports centre 24/7
Me: [waving goodbye to the roommate] wow! I’m going to make myself a cup of tea and work on my poetry in glorious silence
Man with a lawnmower: think again
[four hour later… and the man with the lawnmower calls it quits]
Me: finally! I’m going to make myself a cup of tea and work on my poetry in glorious…
Man with a weed wacker: think again
Me: never mind, I’ll just wear my headphones until they become a permanent extension of my body
2 notes · View notes
Text
one piece binge ep 6:
im falling in love with sanji
7 notes · View notes
kremint · 1 month
Note
will you ever goddamn post again? those posts (a single one) are such bangers
No, Fuck you....
Wait a minute...
2 notes · View notes
haganez · 9 months
Text
FUCK OFF I JUST WANNA UNLOCK MASTER
7 notes · View notes
whynotimtired · 2 years
Text
I am of the opinion that EL thinks it's really funny to mess with hopper just in general which is where mike picked up the habit, hop refuses to see that El is obviously involved so it's all "that damn wheeler kid is corrupting her" until he accidentally starts hanging around mike more and realizes that mike "little bitch" wheeler never does anything directly antagonistic until goaded by other people. Then he realizes his daughter is a menace and he loves her SO much
55 notes · View notes
fagrackham · 1 year
Text
was making eyes at the fat blue collar pickup truck dyke n then i realized it was Just Some Guy
7 notes · View notes
trans-cuchulainn · 1 year
Text
damn after WEEKS of losing track of time/the days of the week and not going to my oíche comhrá, i finally remembered it was thursday. got myself all set up with my laptop, checked my emails for the link, found the one from last week saying it's not on this week bc the person who runs it is away
9 notes · View notes