#EXPECT NOTHING LESS

[itswrenlyart]

things are Happening

#itswrenly #itswrenly art #masquerade mask #masquerade #diy #diy mask #jrwi the suckening #jrwi emizel #yes this is for an Emizel cosplay #no I’m not ok #YES IT HAS GLITTER GLUE #EXPECT NOTHING LESS

[virtchandmoir]

Tessa’s Instagram Story (December 5th)

#tessa #off ice #candid life #social media #expect nothing less

[infiniteelsinore]

> Elsewhere, much more platonically.

"-And he won't stop playing shit off his stupid break-up playlist, either. Which would be entirely beneath me, because I am not that goddamn petty, except for the fact that his sound system is still wired through my fucking brain, and he knows that. If I have to be made aware that he's listening to Pale Machine for another billionth time, I am going to build and launch my own personal satellite just to nuke him from orbit."

"Wooooooow, 8ro," Vriska drawls, the Striderly term of affection being spit out of his mouth with several pairs of audible air-quotes. "I am soooooooo invested in your pro8lems right now. Please keep going on a8out this for so long that I kicked from the lo88y for 8eing AFK."

Despite the dripping sarcasm, Hal knows that Vriska does actually care, in his own hidden-behind-eight-proxies way. If he didn't, there was no way he'd be letting Hal into the private sanctuary of his respite block, even with his presence withheld to a gifted pair of pointy anime shades resting on the desk.

"Dirk's over there doing something nasty that I don't want to hear a8out, and now you're here whinging at me 8ecause you're a jealous little piss8a8y who's tired of dealing with his man-angst shit. Again. Are we playing some fucking Mortal Kom8at or not?"

Hal huffs. This is what he had wanted, for the president of the Jake English Hate Club to tell him that his problems were stupid, that Jake was stupid, and then proceed to distract him away from both until he felt it was all stupid too. But that didn't mean he couldn't play at indignity.

"You're gonna lose," he quips.

"Of course I'm going to lose, dum8ass. If I wanted to 8eat you, we'd 8e playing at your place, where your 8rain signals have to actually go to your goddamn hands every time you press the fucking 8uttons. We're doing this here because if I don't get good enough to knock Captor's multiplayer rank off the fucking map, I'm going to start losing my mind."

And, y'know, definitely not because Dirk was in the apartment next to Hal's getting railed. They'd built the whole place to be very soundproof, but Vriska was far too icked out by sex to be comfortable with that. The mere aura of horniness made him make faces like a bathed cat. Which would be funny, if it weren't also very sad. Hal focuses on the Sollux half of the equation instead.

"Doesn't he have you blocked on everything?" he says, and Vriska gives a side-eye glare.

"May8e."

"Including every video game with online multiplayer capabilties, so he doesn't have to suffer the mortifying ordeal of ever queuing into a lobby with you."

The glare intensifies. "May8e."

Hal would be narrowing his eyes back if Vriska could see it.

"Dude. You really need to get over him."

Vriska tosses his hands up, spinning in his chair from the momentum while still keeping eye contact with the shades, the way a dancer would.

"Pots and kettles, Strider!" he gives, and a beat of silence follows.

"That comparison is offensive to the both of us, and you know it."

Vriska doesn't reply. Instead, he waffles between D'vorah and Scorpion as the tool to batter against Hal's impenetrable Noob Saibot, eventually landing on the latter and bracing to get his ass kicked by Earth C's finest CPU opponent.

Sick.

#🔴[h]. #its MY timeline and you WILL get transmasc sex repulsed vriska #EXPECT NOTHING LESS

[fishbloc]

Minecraft with NO HOTBAR?! - Minecraft Hermitcraft Season 10 #1 by ZedaphPlays

#zedaph #zedaphplays #hermitcraft #hermitcraft s10 #hermitblr #mcytedit #咸鱼.gif #his first episode gave me so many heart attacks. i expected nothing less #love you zedaph forever and ever #i hope this will encourage people to watch zed!! his editing is so professional #i really really like this recap of all his prev seasons its so cool

[the-waddling-penguins]

#mishapocalypse #misha collins #supernatural #April fools day #april fools #I Hope yall expect nothing less from me at this point

[exqu1s1tecorpse]

them: you better not be cunty patrick stump when i get there

my flamboyant ass:

#fall out boy #fob #patrick stump #pete wentz #joe trohman #andy hurley #he didn’t need to serve that hard #but god am i glad he did #i expect nothing less from my mother

[natp20]

of COURSE they're having this heartfelt conversation between FCG and Dancer while matt and sam look like this

#critical role #cr3 #the bell's hells #cr3 76 #cr spoilers #i expect nothing less from a critical role hallloween episode #cr liveblog

[whorejolras]

ramona flowers’ exes were so obsessed they formed a polycule to get revenge

#hey there's a new scott pilgrim cartoon on netflix and i'm trans so????? #expect nothing less of me #scott pilgrim #scott pilgram vs the world #ramona flowers #scott pilgrim takes off

[thatgirl4815]

When Only Friends is over and everyone has moved on, we will always remember that the fandom had such an outrage over a two second clip of a man touching another man’s hip tattoo that the director had to apologize and edit every version to put the scene back in

#I’ve been laughing for the past hour over this I can’t #we are perfectly valid for our reactions tbh I would’ve expected nothing less #still funny #only friends #only friends the series #ofts #sandray #raysand #sanray #raysan #sand X ray #Ray X sand #firstkhaotung #firstkhao #first kanaphan #khaotung thanawat #only friends episode 5

[currentlyinflames]

WDOFHWJNFN THE PJO EP TITLES ARE OUT AND THEY'RE EVERYTHING I EVER WANTED AND MORE

They actually kept the og chapter titles and I'm so happy!!

#ofc they started with “I accidentally vaporized my pre-algebra teacher” bc we expected nothing less #pjo series #pjo disney+ #disney+ #percy jackson disney+ #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson

[drakkonyan]

Shu takumi himself appeared in a dream and revealed this to me

Text: (over Apollo) "has kissed but doesn't want to overwhelm him"

(over Klavier) "has never kissed but reads shit tons of fanfiction (he learnt all the wrong things from it)

#My art #Shitpost #traditional art #watercolour #watercolor #Klapollo #apollo justice #klavier gavin #Expects tongue meme #Has never kissed before meme #I one read a fic where klav got the kpop member treatment growing up so he never had had a partner or intimacy and it changed me forever #And Apollo had to teach him everything and to treasure him there was nothing wrong of it and that he doesn't think less of him #I'm still not ok /pos #It's fucking 12am I shouldn't be up #ace attorney

[rachlou86]

Mahomes saying Taylor talks about football like she’s trying to become a coach is hilarious but the most Taylor thing I’ve ever heard

#would expect nothing less #hahahaha

[miraculouscataclyyysm]

This chaotic bastard really threw the miraculous at Zoe’s ankle and was like fetch

#kwamis choice #it was so messy and I love it #it was peek gremlin behaviour but I expect nothing less from plagg #he was kinda looking like pennywise #miraculous ladybug #ml #miraculous tales of ladybug and cat noir #ml s5 spoilers #ml zoe #miraculous spoilers

[martianbugsbunny]

I would like to know what Owen Wilson's thought process was when he decided that Mobius should call Loki a pussycat in season 1, like sir that was a phenomenal decision we stan

#this is the man who was the gay plastic cowboy so... #yes #I would expect nothing less from him tbh #and of all the ways he could say 'oh hunty you're not as scary as you think you are' like.... #pussycat? what an outstanding word choice there #*wild applause* #*screaming and crying* #*throwing flowers with abandon* #lokius #loki #mobius #Owen wilson #and yes I am once again thinking about them #thinking about the moments they had in season 1 rn I guess #(best parts of that whole garbage fire season imo) #martianbugsbunny ships

[nerdetiquette]

When he “it’s alright, Juno. Let him go. It’s not worth walking into another trap. We’ll still find Slip, but I won’t sacrifice you in the process of finding him. I couldn’t bear it.”

#I was crying real tears #the penumbra podcast #tpp #juno steel #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast spoilers #also the fact he has to bear it now #they want us to suffer and I should’ve expected nothing less

[iyeolie]

❝ return of the legend ❞

EXO ✦ KILLING VOICE

#exosnet #exo #dingo #killing voice #sehun #suho #chen #chanyeol #baekhyun #xiumin #d.o. #flashing tw #been waiting so long for this i can't believe it's here #i expected nothing less than this insane performance!!! #the monster set was incredible they went so hard and did so well #return of the legend indeed #also shoutout to soo for not looking into his cam once