#EXCUSE ME-

[fandomsoda]

There’s just something magical about the period immediately after a school musical when everyone is hyped up and feeling it and all the actors come out and families are reuniting and friends are finding each other and everyone is just united for that amazing final 10 minutes-hour.

Thats what theater and a lot of art is about, bringing people together and embracing ourselves

#*cough* sorry my would-be theater kid came out #Excuse me-

[laughing-moonlight]

#pokemon masters ex #pmex spoiler #spoilers #masters ex #pmex #pokemonmastersex #rival hop #rival marnie #gym leader marnie #rival bede #gym leader bede #Excuse me- #I AM GOING FERAL #the trio?? is back?? together?? #Hop? #Lokk at his Leon cosplay! #LOOK AT IT #adorable he loves his bro so much #Marnie? #I could be mad she gets ANOTHER alt BUT! #She looks amazing! #I'll let her off #Her ex is better tho- #Bede? #WITCHY BOI #LOOK AT HIM #LOOK AT HIS SMUGNESS HE KNOWS HE DESERVES IT #Opal would be proud but she'd be prouder of Marnie cause PINK #Look at Bede being Champion even though Rose yeeted him away #Look at Hop being Champion even thoigh we yeeted him over to Sonia

[slashingdisneypasta]

"SHOTGUN!"

- Dale Acton, Good Day For It 2011

#be CAREFUL dale!! wayne could date your mother- #or your grandmother #... or your sister. if she was me. moving on- #🤣🤣🤣 #i just love this bit XDD the look on waynes face. the way he tilts over to give dale a look like #excuse me- #Dale Acton #Dale Robert Acton #Wayne Jackson #Wayne Anthony Jackson #and norman just getting in the car normally is just the cherry on top 🍒 XD #Norman Tyrus #Norman Aaron Tyrus #gif #gifs #gifset #gif set #mygif #mygifs #Good Day For It #Good Day For It 2011

[generaltrashshecox]

Hey y'all!

Have a thread of memes for my current emotions

Alright goodbye 👋👋

#excuse me while i #*sobs on the floor* #we will be back with your regularly scheduled programming tomorrow #or not #excuse me-

[mx-chievious]

Enbies are quivering

#EXCUSE ME- #im going feral #i have a headache from how feral I'm going #like the gender??? #so much gender??? #like where are these motherfuckers getting the gender??? #Noise saw Catra breathe and went yup same #my poor sketchbook is about to get massacred #rswr #rswr spoilers #RwR #rswr noise #rswr mike ro 'fone #or whatever the goofs name is #tw swearing in tags #tw caps in tags #nonbinary

[sage-is-in-fact-very-tired]

what the fuck was that last part-

#excuse me- #fable smp #fsmp #a tag to help find my own posts

[andyridgeley]

#excuse me- #but no one checked with me on this and im The gatekeeper ok #personal thingys

[suffering-and-happy-about-it]

Why do I remember Yoda being such sweet nice green man when he’s literally a green goblin spitting ancient facts, packing strangely looking white hair, will fight anyone over a damn lantern and lives for fucking with Luke the entire time?

My working theory is that he runs on ten packs of cocaine all the time. 🏃

#master yoda #the empire strikes back #Star Wars: Episode V #Star Wars #he’s such a goblin lmao #when he find Luke he’s just like ‘hehehe gimme all your stuff young man’ #AND THE FIGHT OVER THE LANTERN? #EXCUSE ME- #luke skywalker

[stcries]

✨🧡🌙SEND THIS TO TEN OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING ✨ idk if it sent thru but here it is again ;3

#・ ˖ ✦ ⋄ . AUTHOR OF THE STARS ❝ ooc. ❞ #EXCUSE ME- #WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO HAVE ME WAKE UP TO THIS #SCREAMING CRYING THROWING UP #wyz how dare u show me affection

[captainsaltypear]

IS ANYONE ELSE GONNA TALK ABOUT THIS OR

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #hazbin husker #hazbin angel dust #hazbin angeldust #angeldust #husker #hazbin husk #look man im all for overlord husk but EXCUSE ME???????? #WHERE DID THIS COME FROM #I LITERALLY YELLED W H A T AT MY COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE SAID THIS #I KNEW HUSK WAS STRONGER THAN HE LET ON BUT AN OVERLORD??????? #GURL?????????? #DAMN SON #THIS new piece of information caught me so offguard that i was still reeling from it even after the emotional bomb that was loser baby #anyways huskerdust truthers how are we feeling #HOW DOES VICTORY FEEL #NO LONGER CRACKSHIP BROTHERS #WE'RE REAL #AND IM FEELING SO GOOD ABOUT IT #anwyways im doing very emotionally good how are you guys #im...gonna put a hiatus my own personal webcomic to cry over this for the next 6 months #girls help #keith david...........im so sorry i ever doubted you he ATE THAT UPPPP #hazbin hotel spoilers #pear post #scheeze art

[nemkero]

atla au but nothing changes except sokka is taller and zuko is shorter

#just wanted an excuse to draw zuko getting picked up #but also #the interactions. theyd be so funny #“why is a 12 year old chasing us” #“IM 16” #“YOURE OLDER THAN ME??????” #au where zuko peaks at 13 then never grows #he wears platformers probably #sokka: me and the oomfieee :33 #zuko: WHAT THJE FUCK IS AN OOMFIE #atla #avatar #avatar the last airbender #avatar fanart #atla fanart #atla zuko #atla sokka #atla zukka #zukka #(not drawn to be but ig u can interpret it as zukka)

[nullcasting]

actually i need everyone on here to see this too

#txt #‘The liquid has been successfully ejected from your Pepis’ excuse me???? excuse???? me??? #for the record this device is named after the griffin mcelroy vine. thats how old my phone is

[jollymalt]

inspired by junji ito posing in the barbie box

#BARBIE!!!!! #excuse me for this but barbie AND my fav horror mangaka??? unbeatable #barbie #junji ito #lene draws

[draculagerard]

#APPRECIATE THE EFFORT GUYS. unfortunately im a fucking dumbass #got lucky and the professor excused me this time #moose blabber #moose asks

[faeriekit]

"Okay." Danny slowly laid the already cold body back onto the table, ready to slide back it into the refuge of cold storage. "Okay. Dead guy. Stay there."

The body didn't move.

"Fantastic. Now. Hang out while I pour the embalming fluid into the pump, alright? It should only be a minute."

And it usually did; working in a funeral home wasn't extremely glamorous, but it paid the bills, and Danny had already been used to the rhyme and rhythm of negotiating death with the public by the time he sent in his mortuary school application. It had been a transition that made sense. And in the end, the degree had only cost him a few extra years post-graduation and a little dig into student loans, and now Danny had a stable 12-8 job and health insurance valid in the state of new jersey.

Today, though, the pump had that decided enough was enough. With a bang and a boom, the pump spat out a cloud of smoke and clunked uncomfortably.

The dead body sat up.

Danny scrambled over to push it back down. "No. We talked about this. Dead people don't move. If you want to stay here and have me put you back together all the time, you have to stay put. Got it?"

Whatever the weird gold-eye corpses were on in Gotham, they at least listened to him on occasion. They weren't ghosts, per se— they never pinged on any of the ghost detection devices Mom and Dad had packed in his going-away-to-college bag— but they were, despite being occasionally animate, perfectly deceased.

Weird. Danny had never gotten used to it. Still, they came in droves, too eager to sit on the top of the basement stairwell and lurk in the corners and stare endlessly at them with their weird, avian eyes, and sometimes they heralded the arrival similarly weird-ass bodies that had lost their heads or their arms or their limbs through the more conventional channels.

"I'm losing too much thread to all y'all coming in all the time," Danny complained to the dead body, who, at the moment, was the only person present to blame. "Stop getting your limbs cut off. This stuff is expensive, you know. It's a specialty order."

The body didn't even have the courtesy to blink. Rude.

"At least let them bury you this time. Every time one of you darts off when my back's turned, my boss thinks I'm stealing corpses. My coworkers think I'm building my own Frankenstein or something."

The corpse neither verbalized nor blinked, but Danny hadn't expected it to; with a sigh, he rolled the corpse back into cold storage, locked its little door (not that locking it in had ever stopped it) and called it quits for the night.

It's not like anyone was paying him for the extra hours anyway.

#I'm very pro Danny accidentally adopts a whole bunch of Talons #people have definitely done it before but this scene came to me in a vision #a horrible caffeinated vision #could absolutely be an excuse for #talon!dick #talons #dp x dc #faer fic #dpxdc #dcxdp #talon!au #dcu crossover #death tw #well. the funeral industry anyway #medical tw #just in case #corpse tw #¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #free to a good home

[liorlen]

gale origin playthru from astarion’s pov or smth like that

#bloodweave #astarion #gale of waterdeep #gale dekarios #bg3 #baldur’s gate 3 #ihhhhhhhhhuuhhhhh bad idea to make a comic that’s not required for work #but finally fucking finished it. excuse the horrible lettering I cannot be fucked #tbh when Tara came in with that fucking ring of agility like #first rest I was like. girl why are you giving me something useful #and I rushed to find the most useless object I could #thank you Komira you’re a real one #also I’m so sorry to astarion for simplifying the swaggy gold decor on your outfit but I was not drawing that twenty times #also yeah this is like early act 1 no one knows about the netherese orb or astarion’s vampirism (supposedly) yet