The little Robin tried to take my cats, but he didn't think I was home.
So when I came out of the bathroom and saw him half out the window holding my two hairy children, I went full old-lady on his ass and beat him with a broom until he gave them back.
I know this is a tiny part of the wider problems born of diet culture, fatphobia, classism, and racism but like god the idea that "healthy" food must inherently taste bad has completely ruined us as a society.