#ELF COP ELF COP ELF COP

[snappyoperatortrades]

Stewart Clarke as Ernst Ludwig "Cabaret At The Kit Kat Club"

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In honor of @bunvert and their friends winning a lip sync competition. I decided to post the one and only Stewart Clarke (elf cop) in Cabaret!

#It was so hard to find a right angle since he appears like 5 times in the show :( #Gooooooooood JOOOOBBOB to BunVERT and their F.R.I.E.N.D.S winning a LIP sync #also remember to give LASAGNA YOUR MONEY money monEY!!!! #elf cop memes #elf cop #ELF COP ELF COP ELF COP #cabaret #musicals #london theatre #west end theatre #musical theatre #stewart clarke #amy lennox #kit kat club #london

[itsapmseymour]

Traditional DnD Party,

The Bard, The Weeb, The Hot Cop, and Elf

#Genshin impact #Furina the bard #Layla the elf #Kazuha the FUCKING WEEEEEB #Yelan the cop #Furina #Layla #Kazuha #Yelan

[gammija]

now im also still thinking about tma dnd au.... mostly i agree with jonny&alex' assignments. Signing a contract to work in the Archives is really signing a pact with the Eye, so everyone there multiclasses in warlock, but only Jon really gains levels in it because of all the xp he gets by reading statements. Tim is a fighter, Sasha a 'real' wizard, Martin a bard who performs poetry instead of playing an instrument, says he studied at the College of Lore, but really he's self-taught and not even level 3 in bard.

Species though. i mostly drew Jon as a tiefling cause i wanted to give him horns but really, a tiefling would be preoccupied with whether or not he's turning into a monster. Sasha can just be human, and i think Tim is a half-elf, charismatic, easily fitting in with most crowds.

On the one hand i want Martin to be tall. but on the other. he just is a halfling. easily underestimated, typically caring, not very fast, not easily immobilized by fear, and, considering how little he gets hurt or wounded compared to tma's other characters, definitely a certain kind of lucky

#joos yaps #could also make jon a halfling and then we still can have tall(er) martin and s5 really is just lotr #tma #tma dnd au #tma s5 #martin keeps multiclassing for 1 or 2 levels in a new class #so he can do a lot - poorly. #jon is constantly out of spell-slots cause no one ever short rests. this is why he passes out all the time #they assign ranger to melanie but i think rogue does work as well. rlly high dmg with a dagger #if jons a tiefling melanie must of course also be a tiefling. #dont wanna make a cop an orc but i do want some orcs so georgie gets to be orc #basira is a dwarf. daisy an elf #playing against type #ok. enough talking. send post

[idkhowthisworksx]

This is my official elf cop fan club permanent membership application..

#javert #stewart clarke #les mis #elf cop supremacy

[keenenthusiastinfluencer]

This has driven the presidential committee insane

#He’s changed the way he sings stars #THE ELF MAN NO LONGER GO BRRRRR HE GO BRRRRRRRRRRRRR #THE SHOCK ON OUR FACES THO #MILAN HAS CHANGED HIM #les miserables #les mis london #stewart clarke #elf cop

[crimeronan]

One day Camila forgets to replenish her stock of coffee, leading to a very sleepy Hunter lying on the sofa, a very happy and content Luz that is right there with him, and a confused vet who needs to confront what she is hearing with her knowledge of the exact anatomical reason for why humans can't purr.

FKSDJH. camila going from gaslighting herself about hunter like "you are exhausted and crazy, camila. this is just a boy with genetic differences. you're being a discriminatory asshole and have to get a grip" to "i..... really think this boy might not be human" to "....is he an escaped secret government lab experiment. does he have cat DNA" to "....is LUZ an escaped secret government lab experiment?????"

someone help this woman.

#bonus points if luz is kneading on him like a cat. she has no cat DNA she's just autistic #camila who already doesn't trust the cops being like well! i have more things to be paranoid about now #i like to think this is where her sci-fi nerd heart would go. she doesnt default to fantasy elf she defaults to alien chimera experiment #replies #toh #princess luz au #princess luz au worst timeline #camila noceda #horrible mindscape trauma pals

[dark-elf-writes]

in any hp/mha fic where harry meets class 1A, he always has like chihuahua energy, tiny scruffy looking yard rat who wants you to test them

Honestly all post war Harry’s to me are “Chihuahua who achieved godhood”. Just this skrunkly little disaster of a man who could curb stomp someone three times his size without breaking a sweat and is also wearing a cozy sweater complete with sweater paws.

Like I love this dynamic with MHA but it’s also who he was born to be you know

#the elf talks #harry potter #fuck the cop give me this

[bam-bo0zle]

Thank you stewart clarke for your service as elf cop

#les mis #art #digital art #artist #les miserables #fanart #les mis musical #original art #my art #javert #javert les mis #west end #stewart clarke #stewart clarke javert #elf cop #meoowww

[ratellini]

*shows up to his date chased by the feds and with a bounty* my moms says u can come over but u cant stay for dinner haha ignore the glowing bounty sign over my head!

#monthly eso log in means getting chased by the boring cops again #elder scrolls online #tes #eso #es:o #altmer #high elf #procreate #digital art #rat art #*verris

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

I feel like I’m gonna lose my mind I have to tell somebody else or I’ll explode, modern AU Jake and Kiri definitely collect lil trinkets and what not together (like sunny angels or Calico Critters or when kiri was littlest pet shops) it’s their father daughter bonding time and sometimes they hide them around the house to see how long they can go without someone noticing(like the first person to get their’s noticed loses). Spider and Tuk try and throw off the score sometimes (like if they see it and depending on who’s it is they’ll pretend they didn’t see it) while Lo’ak absolutely hates it because he’s always the “first” person to notice it.

I love this idea!! It makes me think of those tiktoks where the guy hides tiny ducks and sees how many his girlfriend can find. Absolutely Spider and Tuk are having their own war, because they bet 100 fake dollars on this and be damned if they won't win. Tuk picked Jake and Spider picked Kiri obviously so their eyes pass over ducks that their person hid like it's a chameleon.

Don't even get me started on how hardcore the Elf on the Shelf is.

#i hate elf on the shelf bc it was after my childhood #but jake is HARDCORE #he and lo'ak are setting it up fucking crime scenes #elf murdered tuk's barbie on december 1st and the cops have been after him every since #tuk has been solving the crime step by step day by day #she's a sociopathic child #kiri sully #jake sully #tuktirey sully #miles spider socorro #spider socorro #lo'ak sully #avatar #avatar the way of water #james cameron avatar #we are mindmelding get in #melissa's asks #melissa on avatar (cameron)

[guideaus]

😐 tumblr suggesting me posts of people being weird abt the formerly enslaved teen girl ok, ok...

#personal #yuri version of ppl shipping kabru w the racist elf cop #and god its like ppl watching frieren and making her and fern a yuri ship #shipping brainrot. abused closed off character uncharacteristically accepts affection and they rush to be weird abt it #SHES A MINOR LEAVE HER ALONE! BLOCKEDT!! #also yes i peeked in the for you tab bc the dash thing isnt working OKAY 🙄

[shojoboy]

Pattadol was such a Lesbianism Would Fix Her character like. it would fix her

#cithis could do it............................. #girl u need to stop being an Elf Cop and start copping a feel. on some elfs. who are girls #dungeon meshi #-_-

[javertsponytail]

i know we’ve been discussing an elf phantom or elf raoul but as someone who has worked on multiple productions of spongebob the musical since it went to broadway, i’d like to propose: elf squidward.

i know how that sounds but here me out:

stewart hasn’t played a goofy villain in AGES. i don’t think the squip honestly counts as that much of a goofy villain, but nevertheless. he’s played nazis. he’s played a cop. let this man get up on stage with two extra legs and skrelt “i’m not a loser.”

you’re telling me he would not absolutely eat the tap number? the clarinet solo?

alternatively, he would play an incredible plankton. get this man in a green sequin suit and let him run wild.

i know that both of these roles are tenor parts but a man can dream. a man can dream.

#was updating my portfolio today and started having Thoughts #let stewart run wild #let him be silly #let him be goofy #i am in full support of elf phantom it would be so good #but now that spongebob is on west end……. #elf cop fanclub #stewart clarke #les miserables

[cuntstable]

i love how serious and determined he is about tea and snacks

#surely this will save them from the elf cops

[keenenthusiastinfluencer]

Me whenever someone mentions musicals I’m hyper fixated on

#les miserables #les mis london #stewart clarke #elf cop #autism go brrrr

[dark-elf-writes]

Thinking about long haired dilf Harry again. But like magicerasermic style. Maybe a oneshot where this version of Harry goes to Japan for a guest lecture/to break the magic secret to these kids that are all basically heroes anyway/something and immediately runs into Shouta and Hizashi both of whom are Very Interested™️ 1-A gets a view of one of the coolest teachers (“Not a hero kid. governments pay their heroes.“) and also their own teachers falling head over heels for this tiny powerhouse in a damn sweater with a weird stick holding his bun in place and a scar over half of his face while he tells them to never trust a cop or the government.

#the elf talks #mha #bnha #harry potter #let’s get real whatever the reason is it was manufactured by Nezu and Hermione who met and decided to get their pet idiots together #Harry to a room full of children who will be glorified cops: ACAB #And he’s right