SpongeBob: In honor of Employee Brotherhood I present to you a gift *🥁 drum rolling intensifies* 🤩 TA DA!!! 🤩 * shows a black mug with a special beverage in it that reads
Squidward: 🙄😑 I 💗 U 😑🙄
Mr. Krabs: Try it Mr. Squidward it’s got YOU written all over it 🤣 Arghhh Argh Argh argh 🤣
Spongebob: I wasn’t sure what kind of beverage you wanted so I improvised by making one instead
Squidward: *drinks the beverage*
Spongebob: 💕🥹 Do you LOVE it? 🥹💕
Squidward: 🤔 It has a very peculiar taste 🤔 🤨 What’s this beverage made out of? 🤨
SpongeBob: 🤩🥲👃 SNOTTY NOSE HAIRS!!!! 👃🥲🤩
Squidward: *😠🤢 spits out beverage and disgustedly tosses the mug back at SpongeBob 🤢😠*
Spongebob: 💔🥺 *whimpers* 🥺💔
Squidward: 🙄😑 Now may I resume my minimum wage duties? 😑🙄
Mr. Krabs: 😌 After you present 👈 YOUR 👈 brotherhood gift 😌
Squidward: 🙄😑 I’ll buy the little twerp a gumball 😑🙄
Mr. Krabs: 😠 oh no no no no lad you know the rules:😠 😌👆 you have to MAKE the gift 👆😌
Squidward, heading towards the exit:
🙄😑 The only thing I'm MAKING is for the EXIT 😑🙄 *😳 opens door surprised to find SpongeBob with a white mug filled with his own tears 😳*
SpongeBob:
*🎶🎻 sad violin music intensifies 🎻🎶*
💔😭 Is this beverage any better Squidward? I made this one…with my tears *cries* 😭💔
Squidward: 🙄😑 * lets out exasperated sigh and walks back in* 😑🙄
Mr. Krabs: 😉 I’d knew you’d come around boy 😉 ☺️ Make somethin’ ✨nice✨ ☺️
do you ever think about how dougie and blakely would look at each other whenever they laugh or smile and then melt because of their cuteness. because i do.
hello tumblr.com you'll have to excuse me because instead of being autistic about something relevant like a tv show or perhaps nature, i have become entranced by the experience of the american diner. i very much would like to go through the whole thing again. it is so structured and expected and there's a menu and sugar packets and bench seats and comfortable food and PIE! and you get to have pleasant light conversation and nothing more and the lighting is never bright and it's all very very cool