First of all, I'm very sorry to the anon who asked for this. I accidentally deleted your ask while playing with the font. Good news is, I copied my post before trying to add a font! Here it is! (fontless unfortunately. Edit, I just found the fonts!)
(Yay! First ask! Thank you for ordering! Because you did not specify the universe, I'll be doing all three. For context: The first two scenes, you smacked his face in public. The last two, in private)
Canon, pre-overblot:
"How dare you…HOW DARE YOU DISRESPECT YOUR QUEEN LIKE THAT! -OFF WITH YOUR HEAD-"
Canon, past-overblot:
Riddle:
…
Riddle:
What…WHAT DID YOU JUST DO!!!
Trey:
Riddle, calm down.
Riddle:
I AM CALM!!!
Ace(whisper):
doesn't really seem that calm to me
Deuce:
*elbows ace*
Ace:
AGH! Ouch, that hurts!
~Meanwhile~
Trey:
Breathe in, breathe out. Just like the therapist said.
Trey:
Yeah, just like that. Good job, Riddle.
Trey:
...Now for Yuu
Trey:
just...don't…don't do that again.
~Two hours later~
(Without Trey)
"Though I do believe what you've done held no ill intentions, what you have done is extremely disrespectful. For such a reason, you shall be punished. 3 pages, back to back, that states that you will never throw a pie on another person's face. With margins, of course."
(With Trey)
"I do not see the "fun" at throwing pies at other people's faces. Though, Trey did tell me to try to understand others more. Well, I suppose, I should just"
*throws pie at your face*
"Well, that was surprisingly enjoyable. You willl still be punished though.
Romantic:
Huh? Did Yuu just…throw a pie on me? What is happening? Have I done something wrong?! Wait! Is this a couple's activity in their realm?! Am I suppose to do something?!?! No, Yuu seems to be laughing. Wait, Is this a?
*realizes it's a prank*
/I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.exe/
*sighs*"Dear, must you really do such a thing?"
Yandere♡:
"Darling, why did you do that? Don't you know that doing that would be considered disrespectful?
"AND THOSE WHO DISRESPECT THE QUEEN SHALL BE PUNISHED!YOU ARE NO EXCEPTION, DEAR.
"I know you do not mean to, my pet, but this is the only way you will learn. And I have just the perfect punishment. Exciting, is it not?"
Week 2! Only had one pie-donation this week, but I made sure it went to a place that counts!
Remember, I'll be drawing a piece each week of my gob-self getting pied until my birthday on the 29th! Toss some cash to my ko-fi and for each 10$USD I'll be able to grab myself another pie for real—and add another pie to the drawings!
national crusade against homosexuals, gay rights activist Tom Higgins throws a pie in Bryant's face, prompting her to pray for Higgins' salvation.Duration:0m 37s (This is so crazy, but funny af. I'm almost sure she lost her gig as the spokeswoman for orange juice b/c of this campaign.)