#Dwayne Pancakes

[storiesbyjes2g]

3.97 No ways tired

Dad, not to be outdone by Mama, made a toast immediately after hers. But not to her. It was to me...how it should have been, heh. But then the weirdest thing happened. Dwayne got up and stood in front of everyone.

"Uh, hi. I hope it's okay if I say a few words," he said, looking at Dad.

"Ki said something about grace, and it made me think of you, Luca. I appreciate the grace you extended toward me regarding your mother. And I wish you the best in your endeavors. I know you're gonna have the best yoga studio around because you work hard and go for it. And Sophia, congratulations to you as well. May you have many many happy years together, plenty of children, and lots of money."

"I'll drink to that," Sophia shouted.

Sophia and I dragged ourselves through the door, tired and drunk on love. Probably champagne too, but definitely love.

"Gosh, I'm so tired," she said. "I don't know if I can make it upstairs."

"I'll help you upstairs." I couldn't help but stare at her, in awe of being my wife. "You're Mrs. Murillo now."

She grinned like a child in front of a platter of cupcakes.

"I am!"

"You're so beautiful."

"On second thought," she said, "I'm not so tired anymore..."

#ISBI challenge #sims 4 story #sims 4 gameplay #adolting #adolting gen 3 #banks collab #luca winston murillo #sophia aguilar #dwayne pancakes #ali murillo

[floofefolf]

Lucifer X Dwayne the rock Johnson - a short fic

It was a warm day in hell. Like any ol’ day, huh. It was bright in the pride ring. Maybe dark in other rings. It's like countries, they have different climates. Gluttony is usually warm and filled with party. Lust is usually cold, full of sex, horny demons, and potentially weird ass shit. Envy and greed well, they were exactly what you'd expect from places called envy and greed. That's all that can be said.

Back to the “premise” of this whole thing. If there even was one. Lucifer. He was in his mansion. The Morningstar mansion, Perhaps? It has a nice ring to it. I'd personally want to stay in a place called the Morningstar mansion, idk ABT you though. I'd say magne mansion but, lucifer is no longer magne. It's Morningstar now, heh. Magne is like a dead name ngl. Except he was now never called magne. It's always been Morningstar.

Lucifer sat there. In his “throne room”, filled with rubber ducks. Filled with atmosphere. Ecstasy, maybe. Because rubber ducks fill him with such a lovely thing. Not the horny version though. Only his wife commence that. But there was a particular reason as to *why* he was sat down. At this moment. He was in his usual day to day outfit, of course. But something was out of the ordinary. Something very unusual.

You see, under his outfit, he had on another. One out of the ordinary indeed. One embarrassing. and this outfit, was the premise here. He is rethinking his life choices indeed. Wondering, what possessed him to wear such an outfit? Why did he wear this? Because he thought it was a good thing to order off of Amazon. Now he's kindof obsessed with this catboy look. How good.

Not good.

He is worried. Anxious if you will. Why? Because he fears one thing. One thing only. And that is, the fact that the manliest man in the history of men, will not see Lucifer Morningstar as a man. That is, fear. True fear. Who is the manliest man in the history of men, you may be potentially questioning?... Well- the answer is obvious. It's oh so obvious

** **

Dwayne.

Dwayne the rock Johnson. The most manly man in the history of men. Hes so manly that the pancake he devours grows six packs. How charming.. he's Lucifers idol. But he's also holding Lucifer back from his full potential. Lucifer worries too much about his opinion. His opinion on how he dresses n allat.

He's been holding him back ever since lucifers most recent true love - big bird. The only thing holding him back from going full femboy mode on him, is Dwayne the rock Johnson. He thinks about his opinions on this all too much. It eats away at his brain, tbh. And why? Because he wonders, if he let out his full femboy bottom persona, would Dwayne the rock Johnson come down and smash him, in the non sexual way? Smash him into the floor until he dies, then take the crown for himself? Who knows.

Lucifer wishes he did.

**”I'm truly sorry Dwayne the rock Johnson.”**

** **

He sadly said as he looked to the ground. He wasn't trying to be quiet. No, he was just trying to let out his sadness. He was sorry for failing his idol by becoming an absolute femboy. He was sorry for everything like Marcy Wu was sorry for sending her friends to a frog land and kinda being a bitch. Yeah, Lucifer is an amphibia fan, whatchu gon do ABT it??

**”Even when I fell from heaven, I knew I'd find a heaven down here… and being a femboy, that's my heaven.”**

It was like he was saying a ritual. As he was now outside his mansion, down on his knees, his hands clasped together, in a Christian praise pose. He didn't know any other. He used to be a Christian when he was in heaven. Tbh, was he heaven born? Prolly. And he was a damn good angel. But he's also a damn good angel in bed. So yeah what's your point…. He is an ultimate bottom, and hell even a rizz lord.

** **

**”And so, dressing as a catboy isn't a sin. It's manly. It can be manly. Aand if you praise Satan, know he's a peace of shit. Sorry it was obligatory to add…”**

He snickered at the thought of Satan hearing. That would be funny. But lucifer is indeed praying in hell. Kindof??? He was trying to communicate to Dwayne the rock Johnson. Something no one has ever tried. Why? Who knows. Maybe they a pussy idk bro. Dwayne down here is probably reffered to as Dwayne the cock Johnson.

Lucifer then got up and cleaned the dust from his pants. Then ripped off his clothes. Revealing the ultimate catboy outfit … thigh high socks; a skirt, a crop top hoodie, arm warmers, a choker, an catboy ears. Tis who he is… and if Dwayne the rock Johnson doesn't accept him, no one will. He also wants Markipliers approval, but that's a story for another day.

He walked into his mansion, sat back down, took a photo, and posted it to sinstagram. He is accepting his identity tbh….. good for him. He then Lowkey fell asleep. Great. He sure does hope Dwayne the rock Johnson receives his message. Otherwise it was all pointless. Stripping in public, praying as the king in public….. let's hope it went to good use. If it didn't, that's no good.

#fun #art #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #hazbin lucifer #lucifer morningstar #fanfic

[misslavenderlady]

just a question but where did you get your lost boys cc

Hi @dominiquestileslove! I'm so sorry for the delay answering this! I finally got a proper computer again, and after doing some hunting, I put together this special list together. Thank you for your patience!

All of them:

EYES - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-makeup-female-costumemakeup/title/frs-devil-s-eyes/id/1522235/

NAILS - https://www.simsfinds.com/downloads/272693/blahberry-pancake-long-natural-nails-male-sims4

FANGS - https://daffodilyilysims.tumblr.com/post/630975450478428160/the-lost-boys-fangs-revamped

MOTORCYCLES - https://modthesims.info/d/635798/rideable-motorcycle-the-beast-modification.html

SMOKING - https://basementalcc.com/adult_mods/basemental-drugs/ (21+ only)

HEIGHT CHANGE - https://luumiasims.com/post/174867678324/height-slider-a-slider-that-changes-the-height-of

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David:

COAT - https://www.simsfinds.com/downloads/187923/open-coat-sims4

EARRING: https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-accessories-male-earrings/title/single-long-earring-for-boys/id/1519460/

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Paul:

HAIR - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-hair-hairstyles-male/title/kayn-hair/id/1413306/

FISHNET SHIRT - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-male-teenadultelder-everyday/title/fishnet-shirt-10-colors/id/1306461/

COAT - https://simfileshare.net/download/909397/

EARRING - https://sims4studio.com/thread/4520/mathcopes-studio?page=4&scrollTo=116517

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Marko:

GLOVES - https://www.patreon.com/posts/gloves-45286108?epik=dj0yJnU9ZFZ5T2ZyOU51UVJteXhVdVd6S1NrNTVpS2tINUNKMWEmcD0wJm49eGpiRVdxbERuMWpNMGZtQ2dnM2xQZyZ0PUFBQUFBR1QwcTZB

PANTS - https://modthesims.info/d/622788/leather-chaps-reworked-updated-05-25-2019.html

HAIR - https://www.simfileshare.net/download/1127410/

EARRINGS - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-accessories-female-earrings/title/unisex-skull-pendant-earrings/id/1608463/

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Dwayne:

HAIR - https://www.patreon.com/posts/22105844?epik=dj0yJnU9QVdhOTFOSjl2N1VXWGg3SjZvT2dEeEdNM3lrWWdFUUkmcD0wJm49b2FNRHIyT3hEaUdfamRkLThKRUVOdyZ0PUFBQUFBR1Qwcm4w

mesh required for it: https://www.patreon.com/posts/shun-hair-20270601

JACKET - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-clothing-male-teenadultelder-everyday/title/biker-jacket--acc/id/1491517/

FLAG - https://lifesimmerscc.tumblr.com/post/145359346064/sabrinas-ya-flannel-all-credits-go-to-tamo

EARRINGS - https://www.thesimsresource.com/downloads/details/category/sims4-accessories-female-earrings/title/natalis-vampire-teeth-earrings/id/1510562/

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Michael:

HAIR - https://www.patreon.com/posts/32855743?epik=dj0yJnU9eDRpYWcxbmtyVXBQLTNVS3hlTWJ0ZUdLNnJTeHVMbHQmcD0wJm49endQUHBKSklCTUZsUDN2XzhhdjZtUSZ0PUFBQUFBR1QwdGhN

#lavender lady rambles #the lost boys #tlb #sims 4

[stargirl-and-potts]

Well, I went into Thor: Love and Thunder with my bets hedged. But I loved it. It was kind, it was funny, it was visually delightful, it was anti-cynical, it was surprisingly gay, it had great music, it kept the whole theater laughing. (Significant spoilers below!)

The disappointing part: two fat jokes. One about Thor hiding his emotional vulnerability behind his dad bod, which, no. Even if the dad bod had not been hot, which it was, it deserved more respect than that stupid line. And one moment where the unspoken punchline was clearly supposed to be that the community theater actress playing Hela was fat. (I will not forgive making Melissa McCarthy the joke, ever.)

The flipside: some of the kid heroes are chubby and it's not played as funny, there’s a fat physics student talking to Jane Foster who’s treated with respect, and one (only one, boo) of the god Zeus' perfect (male and female!) consorts is mid-sized instead of waifish.

The emotional core of it: it opens with a scene of visceral despair, centered around climate change and the loss of a traditional territory's ability to sustain life, moves to fury toward the callousness and cruelty of the uncaring gods/thinly veiled colonizing elite (who could have saved them, but instead enjoy feasting while watching people die for them, and naively believe that there will always be more people to die for them), and doesn't walk back the impact of that. It shows the divine court as remote, silly, self-absorbed and lacking the spine to admit the consequences coming, and even the villain as sidetracked by despair and saveable by love, while the gods who sit back and feast on the people's pain remain unredeemed.

The only thing shown more important than that pain is the hope they needed to keep risking love and courage for the sake of their own hearts and the kids' future. And the point is not that loss isn't coming, but that even if loss and death and destruction come and the gods don't care, love was worthwhile anyway. If we're going down with our loves and our kids, we're going down fighting.

I'm not surprised it's annoyed and baffled critics. It's oddly anti-imperial for a famously imperial franchise; it's noticeably unAmerican in its sense of humor and ethical perspective and emotional rhythm. Instead of centering around the glories of isolated genius and tragic heroism, it centers around getting its heroes to betray their gods and their dignity for family, pancakes, awkward vulnerability and community hall meetings. It leaves us with domesticity instead of stealing it away. It lets its monsters bleed gold and shadows instead of bathing us in gore. It was reverent toward goodness and irreverent to glory.

The one criticism I’ve heard that I felt personally was: not enough breathing room! Things piled on top of each other in the plot. We needed more time to let the jokes and the catharses and the terrors and triumphs land.

More joys:

Korg has two dads! He successfully therapizes Valkyrie into the beginnings of grief catharsis, and Thor into vulnerability and parenthood! And he marries a nice guy named Dwayne, onscreen!

Valkyrie's voice, Valkyrie's braids, Valkyrie's bare arms, Valkyrie in a suit, Valkyrie stealing Zeus' thunderbolt and kissing the hand of one of his lady consorts with a smolder I will never forget and then blasting off into the sky on a damn rainbow. Valkyrie talking to Korg about the woman she was in love with. Valkyrie telling Thor they're both into Jane.

Jane's bare arms. I repeat, Jane's arms. The muscles. Good lord.

A Māori atua with a moko kauae facial tattoo in the court of the gods! (And while some of the gods were selfish and some were silly, none of the gods who were meant to be laughed at were the tribal ones.)

Zeus played by Russell Crowe with an absolutely atrocious vaguely Greek (???) accent and perfect ringlet curls.

Zeus' male consorts being into Thor! Thor being into Star-Lord! Korg being into Thor! Nobody being embarrassed by this!

The screaming goats. The panflaps! The jealousy between Thor's sentient weaponry! Mjölnir's makeover! The gorgeous landscapes and architecture and worlds-between-worlds. The music.

In conclusion, it was all about love and I adored it.

#thor: love and thunder #thor spoilers #gosh you guys i had so much fun #and they were not wrong i have never seen a gayer marvel movie #ever #also the final post-credits scene gives a spark of hopefulness to the hardest part of the movie

[supernatural-rp]

David to Paul: You dipshit. That’s not what that means.

Paul: Really? Then what does-

Dwayne: Oh for the love of god! It means you can’t piss on people, you idiot. You gotta ticket for pissing on people.

Marko: *giggles*

Paul: *hears Marko giggle* Okay, shut up, you short stack of pancakes.

Marko: hey! Who you calling short, you fuckin’ nut buster 3000?

David: *raises a brow*

Dwayne: *confused* what the hell-

Paul: Nut buster 3000? That’s not a bad nickname. *smirks*

Marko: oh good god almighty! *face palms*

David: You walked right into that trap, Marko.

Marko: *turns and walks off, followed by a huff* Ass. *he mutters*

David: I heard that!

#the lost boys #humor #crack #vampires #1987 #santa carla #paul the lost boys #david the lost boys #dwayne the lost boys #marko the lost boys

[bella-goths-wife]

I'm loving your lost boy Hc's! If possible can you write about what the boys might do for the adopted readers birthday?

What the lost boys would do for adopted readers birthday

Dwayne

Dwayne hates when your birthday comes around

It’s just a reminder that his little kid is growing up and he can’t do anything to stop it without it turning you insane

He’s definitely the one who does the most for your birthday

He’ll go out and steal (or even, god forbid, buy) you a lavish cake, the type you would see at a wedding

He’ll want to have a party for you but only in the cave and only if star isn’t there

The idea is shut down by David and Dwayne comprises that you should have a “small get together” in the cave instead

It doesn’t stay small as he goes all out on the party and uses his vampiric powers to decorate the cave top to toe

He will definitely be like a rich PTA mom on your birthday with the way he spoils you

All he asks in return is to have a daddy daughter dance with you to one of his favourite rock songs

Paul

He forgets

As I’ve said in my other posts Paul is a absent dad

He loves you more than anything in the world, your his baby

He just loves partying more than you, he’d never say it to anyone though

He’s the type to go and get a last minute card from the store and sign it “love dad” and not adding anything other than that

He’ll try and make it up to you during your party by playing with your and flying you to the top of the cave and chasing you

It gets a bit awkward when you open your card and its the wrong one for the occasion

“Daddy, why does my card say ‘my condolences?”

“Oh uh it’s because of the fact it’s killing me that your, Um, growing up so fast?”

The boys will definitely not be happy with him.

Marko

Will buy you very personal gifts

If you ever mention liking something throughout the year he will steal it for you

He’s definitely in charge of wrapping because no one else wanted to do it and he’ll add a little bow on it for you

Wakes you up by giving your pancakes for your birthday

Is the most angry at Paul for forgetting but has already stolen a present, wrapped it and signed it ‘from Paul’

David

He’s had so many birthdays over the years that he doesn’t really see yours as a big deal

He’ll tell you that he’s happy your getting older because the sooner you reach 21, he’ll be able to turn you and you won’t be “so needy anymore”

That’s a lie though

He hates seeing you grow up

The more you grow he notices you looking at him less with admiration as if he’s some kind of god

The more you grow, the more he sees a curious fire in your eyes, as if you are building yourself up for something, he just doesn’t know what

It terrifies him because he believes that the more you grow, the closer you get to finding out the truth about what happened to your mother.

In a sick way, he wants you to be dependent on the boys, so that he can control what you find out about them

He wants you to remain young because the more you age, the more you realise that the boys behaviour isn’t normal like other dads and that the things they say and do aren’t acceptable

He wants to keep you a kid forever but he’ll never tell you, you’ll get soft

Star

She loves your birthdays because she gets to treat you

Usually the boys treat star just as a babysitter, someone who’s temporarily in your life

But star knows that she’s your mother, and she knows you do as well

She knows this because of how you come to her at night if you have a nightmare and how you secretly call her mama when your alone

On your birthday she gets time with you where your not being monitored by the boys

She can be your mother and you can be her daughter without worrying about the boys hearing and scolding you or possibly killing star

She takes you for a special day on the boardwalk and uses the money david gave her to treat you on the rides (even if the boys tell her that they’re unsafe, she doesn’t care as long as you have that joyful little smile on your face)

You’ll giggle with glee on the rollercoasters and hold onto her for dear life

She’ll take your for a meal and over food you’ll talk about all the things you can’t with the boys, about David’s mean words or Paul’s absence or Dwayne and marko’s constant defending of the other’s actions

In other words you can rant and star will be there for you

So out of everyone star is the one who enjoys your birthday

Especially when she hides the leftover money and thinks of places the two of you could run away to when she has enough

#lost boys x child reader #poly lost boys x reader #yandere lost boys #yandere lost boys x reader #platonic lost boys x child reader #star x reader

[starthelostboys]

tlb characters’ favorite meals:

michael: scrambled eggs with bacon and hash browns. michael is definitely a breakfast food fan, and this is his favorite breakfast meal. he prefers to make it himself, so he can cook the bacon the way he likes or put hot sauce on the eggs, but if he’s ever at a breakfast restaurant he’ll always order this there.

star: broccoli and cheddar soup. i don’t think star had a good relationship with her parents at all (in fact i hc that she ran away from home at 18) but her dad used to make this for her on special occasions and she’s never been able to find something that replaces it as her favorite food. every once and a while she’ll feel horribly homesick and get some of the campbell’s canned broccoli and cheddar soup.

david: tuna salad sandwich. he eats this like twice a month and when he does it’s the gross sandwiches that come in vending machines or the refrigerated shelf at gas stations. he truly and genuinely thinks it’s the best and most satisfying meal in the world will usually eat it alongside a can of diet coke.

dwayne: a reuben with salt and vinegar chips. he’s very picky when it comes to this specific thing. the bread on the sandwich can’t be toasted and the potato chips have to be kettle cooked or he isn’t satisfied. he hasn’t eaten this in years because there’s no restaurants in santa carla or the surrounding area that meet his high standards.

marko: bbq burger. specifically the one at a restaurant just outside of santa carla that closed down in the mid 1970s. he mourns the lose every day and has never found a bbq burger that hits quite the same.

paul: lasagna. his all time favorite is the one at this italian place in the town where he grew up, but he’s happy with any and all types of lasgna, including the shitty frozen meal ones.

laddie: spaghettios with hot dogs cut up in it. most of what he eats is fast food or from whatever quick service restaurants are on the boardwalk, so it’s not like he gets a lot of home cooked meals and he sees this as a sometimes treat that star or one of the boys will make for him every once in a while.

sam: grilled chicken tacos. he takes his tacos with cilantro and sour cream only, and as little spice as possible because he can’t handle it at all. he hasn’t eaten this at all since moving to santa carla cause his favorite version of it is at a mexican restaurant that the emersons used to go to semi regularly when they lived in arizona. if he ate any different chicken tacos it would just make him a little homesick and sad he can’t have the ones he likes.

edgar: blueberry pancakes with a side of onion rings. edgar seems like a diner food kind of guy to me (i haven’t forgotten the scene in the thirst where he and zoe get pancakes together), and he’s definitely a creature of habit so this is what he always orders. he refuses to put any sort of syrup on the pancakes and never gets any breakfast sides to go with them, it’s only ever onion rings.

alan: peanut butter and banana sandwich. i think that he and edgar were kind of left to their own devices a lot growing up (and it’s only gotten worse now that they’re teenagers), so they had to make their own meals and peanut butter and banana sandwiches are something they’d eat multiple times a week when they were kids. no matter how often he eats them he never gets tired of them.

lucy: chicken and dumplings. she makes this at least once a month, and every time michael or sam have ever gotten sick she makes it for them. she still uses her mom’s recipe from when she was a kid.

#a had a lot of fun coming up with these #i think that favorite food/meals say a lot about a person #and it was really interesting to think about what that might say about all the tlb characters #also almost all these foods are super american #so i'd love to hear what other people's hcs are with foods from other cultures #the lost boys #tlb #kate's bad takes

[sillyseaveerablogs]

Buck yea, chapter 2 is up now!! RAAA!!

Comforting Souls Part 2 ┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉┉ˏ͛ ༝̩̩̥͙ ⑅͚˚　　 ҉　　⑅͚˚ ͛༝̩̩̥͙ ˎ┉ The rest of the day was spent doing homework from Miss Booquinne and playing some board games with Humbert after their temporarily grounded time by their parents. As much as they do have a bitter taste to Scarlette, Vincent, and Galaxia, they know the reason why.     The day has turned into night. Specks of blue, purple, and black dusted with bright little plasma stars danced in the sky below the holy orrery of Starhenge.  Galaxia was sitting on Wilbur’s bed, where he was wearing his usual pajamas; a t-shirt underneath with a long sky blue shirt and fresh jeans with a white pair of socks that had thin red lines circling around.     Before drifting off to sleep, Wilbur asked his creator and mother “Ma?” “Yes, my li’l star?” “Do you think me and Hum will be best friends forever?” “Of course, you and him can’t be separated forever, now just close your eyes, and thank the Colossal for this, ok?” “Ok, Ma,”   Wilbur shuts his eyes. Darkness fills his eyes.   Darkness…   That’s what Wilbur feels like currently… ˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙˚*•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚＊·̩̩̥͙     Beep! Beep! Beep!       Wilbur woke up with messy hair. Dark bags due to overworking on his Wublins. A patch on his left cheek was in his face. He looks depressed.       In his bathroom, he stared at the sink, with a tap that’s overflowing the inside.           “Why does this happen to me?” Wilbur thought silently. It has been years since the separation, years since Humbert’s eyes saw what Will did to their younger sister, Terra Vonheir. He felt the guilt carrying behind his back secretly.     The door creaked behind him. It was Theo Vonheir, a half-Thwok coming into his dad’s bathroom for a question. “Dad, are you okay? Breakfast is here and we haven’t eaten yet ever since we woke up.”     “Yes, I know Theo, just dad’s going to wash my face before making it, okay?”   “... Okay, dad?”     Theo left the scene immediately. Wilbur turns off the tap and heads down to the kitchen. Seated on a chair were 5-7-year-old children, Bradley, Zyro, Yuri, Dwayne, and Theo. Theo’s feet kick swiftly while Bradley is using his index finger to make a swirl on the table. Yuri is using glue to make their mask more fixable. Zyro and Dwayne are playing rock-paper-scissors underneath the table. “Hey kids, do you wanna uhh… Pancakes?” Questioned Wilbur, a sad smile plastered on his face. The kids nodded their heads together. Wilbur goes to the kitchen to grab an apron, but not before they can see a smile slowly faint. Theo was wondering how he, the Wubbox, could be happy. But never questions his siblings. Quite presence can be comforting to Wilbur. Quite

#my singing monsters #Forsaken's writing Corner #Msm Au #comforting souls #comforting souls msm

[dreaminmetaphors]

DC Memory

I miss the vibe back in DC: Take the mask off & get seen. Go 'head, get experimental, Trade thoughts? take mine, it's a rental. We know it ain't good yet: new shit, But everybody cheers at wtf you said? Droopy come by reppin' streeet cleaners Dwayne B's pop u nation, getting meaner (Teaism bento box? prevents me getting leaner) Randall shouts us out, bringing down a "slam God" Del be tellin' y'all: love IS the wet spot. Sonya Renee is Thick with it, jumping to the top. Renegade'll hit your heart, with a haiku. Gotta know you ain't special--Chris August tellin' you. Now Twain's got a confession? Yeah, one or two... Any given night you could stumble out catch that open mic or a Slam bout, quality could vary--but trending high. I started out as okay, but not that guy. But they push you; I mean that in a good way, Hear stuff that flips your mind like a pancake. Advice is given free once you clear the cover charge (and buy a little sumthin, show venue love at the bar). We're mostly broke but still leave a good tip. Feel naked on the mic, raw poem: that's a strip. Feedback is honest. Makes you better, not a rip. & leave with a girl I just met? Now that's a trip. Community of poets is a rising tide. Everybody getting better is No Surprise. Feel it deep, some nights. It's okay to cry. Then 1 night: All 10s? Oh shit. I am that guy.

#silly little thing #original poem #poetry #DC slam #thank you note

[strawberryaiko]

i keep having this reoccurring nightmare where im dwayne johnson and this random old lady is force feeding me sweet corn and pancakes. it has been going on since like 2016 help

[storiesbyjes2g]

3.80 Favor ain't fair

I couldn't help but watch the elders and how they dealt with each other. All of us had long since gotten used to this post-divorce world we lived in. Though everyone had moved on, I expected Winterfest to be very weird. Me seeing Dwayne with Mama or Dad hearing about him from me was one thing, but having them in the same room was another. Dad made a lot of progress, but was he ready for that? I had prepared to be a buffer or make an excuse for him, but he looked surprisingly comfortable. Dwayne was the one who was hesitant. He had always been reserved and comfortable in the background, however, so he could have been okay. Mama was all smiles, of course. Heh, this was probably the best day of her year with her kids and both lovers at home. I watched them all with pride despite feeling like it was all very weird. It took a LOT for all of them to get to that place. I honestly doubted Dad would ever get there, but he walked around Mama's house grinning up a storm and peacefully sharing a space with the man who took away his soulmate. Winterfest miracles did exist.

After dinner, Rosie found me, and I gave her some holiday love.

"Happy Winterfest, Ro! You've been a very good girl. You think Father Winter will bring you a nice treat?"

Alessia stood there watching us, and I hoped she would do better with our dogs than she did with Tofu.

"Did you meet your auntie yet?"

"Ehhhhh...hi," Alessia said stiffly.

I laughed.

"She's not gonna bite you, Less. Just put your hand out slowly and let her smell you. If she thinks you're okay, she'll let you touch her."

"Okaaaaay." She bent over slowly and cautiously. "I'm coming down...don't be weird..."

Rosie stepped toward her equally as cautious, sniffed her hand, and then sat in front of her.

"See? She likes you. Give her a pat on the head so she knows you're friendly."

"That was really cool. She's cute."

She never gave Tofu a chance. Maybe Rosie and Kooper will win her over.

Mama came in with the dirty dishes and caught Less and I having seconds.

"Hey! Don't fill up on that. There's dessert, you know."

Dwayne left shortly after dinner. He said wanted us to enjoy our family time. I could see the disappointment in Mama's eyes and imagined her saying something like, "but you're my family too." Dwayne was a realist, and I appreciated that because Mama's fantasy land was gonna get someone's feelings hurt eventually.

It was time for presents, and I caught a glimpse of Less and Sophia dancing in the living room as I passed by. Whether they had bonded or it was just coincidence, I was glad to see them together, not in conflict.

"Luca," Mama sang, "I've got something extra special for you!"

Alessia rolled her eyes.

"Here she goes with the special gifts just for Luca."

"It's not a special gift! It belongs to him."

She handed me a box, and I took it hesitantly. What did she have of mine? And why make a big deal out of it on Winterfest? She wasn't the re-gifting type.

"Uhh...thanks," I said.

I took the box and opened it slowly. Inside, I saw a painting I'd seen my entire life. It hung in my room when I was little. And then when we moved to Newcrest, Mama put it in the kitchen. I seemed to recall one time Mama said Gammy painted some things for my nursery before I was born. This had to be one of them!

"Gammy's painting?? You're gonna let me have it?!!"

"She painted it for you. The one with the dogs too, but I want to hold on to that one."

"Yeah, of course! Wow! Thanks, Mama. This is so cool!"

I thought about our frigid meeting in the cemetery often. I loved that I now had evidence of our past relationship and would hang it in a place of honor in our new house.

After presents, we gathered around the tree and sang songs. And as always, Less acted like she was too cool for school. That only made us turn up and be even sillier. At least she was in a good mood, though. At the end of the night, she sat on the rocking chair doing belly laughs. It was very contagious, so I joined in. Mama came in and told us a story about how Father Winter came to their house in Sulani while she was doing belly laughs. He thought it was adorable and gave her some tips! And just like how it happened in her story, Father Winter walked in on her doing a belly laugh demo for us.

"I remember you," he said. "You still go it."

"Thank you, Father Winter! This is my son, Luca! He's getting married soon!"

"Yes," he said, "I've been watching him. He's been very good this year. This is one of my extra special gifts."

I didn't know what to think. An extra special gift from Mama, and another from The Man himself? And I was getting married in three days to the kindest, sweetest, funniest woman in the world? It was all too much. I thought about everything I'd gone through and how burdened and confused I was. All of that was a test. I held on and did the best I could, and now I was being rewarded. Not with a gift from Father Winter, but in love, success, favor, and friendship. I had already reckoned with my problems, but at that moment, I felt like the struggle was officially over.

#ISBI challenge #sims 4 story #sims 4 gameplay #adolting #adolting gen 3 #luca winston murillo #sophia aguilar #emerald pope #alessia amina murillo #ali murillo #dwayne pancakes #rosie

[nb-peace]

And Now My Pointless Thoughts I During Thor: Love and Thunder.

Spoilers. Duh. 

 Has Christian Bale always had that mole near his eye?

Did they just flip that shot of him because now the moles on the other side 

Huh I could of brought mum with me Korg just explained everything you need to know 

What do I know that blue guy from? Checks IMDB. STEPHEN CURRY!!

I love when random Aussies show up in this shit.

I missed Jane in Ragnarok. I’ve shipped them form the start.

Hey did Darcey ever bring up what happened in Westview?  

Darryl!! hey you know he Produces Bluey! 

Well the Gradians went here that long were they. They had to come to Australia for that 

Did Jeff Goldblum have to come to Australia just to be cut?

Hey Sif got her Comic book Costume. 

So why did Thor have to change in to the blue and gold outfit.

How come we have never heard of Heimdall’s son before?

I like Jane and Val are friends. We Don’t have enough female friends ships in the MCU. 

 This place looks cool and I cant wait for New Rockstars to tell me who everyone is.

Were do I know the blond next to Zeus from. Checks IMDB. BELLA FOR H20 JUST ADD WATTER!!

I don't know what Russell Crow is doing here but I'm for it.

That's Australia's ass.

I like how may cuts to the Maori goddess there was I see what you did there Taika.

Yay they kissed. But sad because she's sick.

Well the shadow realm looks sick. But is it as sick as Yu-Gi-Oh ‘s shadow realm?

Where did tent come from? they were just out side now there in a tent?

Fuck  Christian Bale is killing this shit. 

So now the axe stops acting like a bitch. 

Don't do ultimatums that doesn't end well.

I am all for the kid fighting these cunts. Especially the girl with the bunny and the one dressed as a fairy.

“IT IS MIGHTY THOR. OR IF THATS TO HARD DOCTOR JANE FOSTER”

This place looks the opposite of the place you go when you get the soul stone.

Fuck Then for killing Jane but wouldn't be surprised if Natalie didn't want to come back for another movie. 

So Val still didn't get a girlfriend.

Gee Taika must love a good pun whit the Dwayne the Rock in this and the German Shepperd's joke in Jojo Rabbit.

 So Sif cant get a robot arm Like Bucky?

And are we going to find out where she was during Ragnarok?

It is very cute that Chris's daughter is playing Love.

And she still has her Aussie accent.

Thor you were just holding the box you count get Pancakes right?

Well the name is very literal isn't it.

Hey its the guy from Ted Lasso.

 Okay this might be a long shot but. Isn't it in Norse Mythology that they don't believe Valhalla is forever? Don't they believe Ragnarok will come and they will be reincarnated? and hasn't that happened in the comic books?

So is there a possibility that Jane and Heimdall and the other gods could be back?

Also if they have to die in battle to get to Valhalla dose that mean Odins not there? 

And lastly WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DICKHEADS ON ABOUT THAT MOVIE IS GOOD!! SOMETIMES THINGS CAN JUST BE FUN!!

Now to get to fanficton to get back on my Jane and Thor shit.

#thor love and thunder #Thor #Mighty Thor #jane foster #marvel #thor/jane #thane #MCU #avangers #taika waititi #chris hemsworth #natalie portman #Christian Bale #movie

[kalims-pessimist-bestie]

Incorrect TWST Quotes #1

Deuce: I’m no longer going to pursue a career. I’d like to be a rock. Thanks.

Ace: Igneous or metamorphic?

Deuce: Neither, Dwayne the

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Kalim: My therapist said money doesn’t buy you happiness but it does buy you a better quality of misery. I felt that.

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Jade: He’s licking his lips, checking it twice…

Floyd: Five minutes left on his microwave rice

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Ruggie: Blood is thicker than water but maple syrup is thicker than blood so technically pancakes are more important than family.

Leona: Are you Canadian?

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*at the monstro lounge*

Azul/Jade/Floyd: Please sir, get off the table.

Deuce: I ASKED FOR TWO LARGE FRIES *dumps bag of fries on table* BUT INSTEAD I GOT A HUNDRED FUCKIN LITTLE ONES

#twst wonderland #disney twst #twst ace #twst deuce #twst floyd #twst jade #twst azul #twst kalim #twst ruggie #twst leona

[dwayne-johnson-cheat-day-t1]

dwayne johnson cheat day mod CN0T?

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[cirogattii]

Dwayne Johnson Daily Routine.

He is Dwayne Johnson, he lives in Florida in the United States.

This is his daily routine. He gets up at 3:50 to do exercise. He has eggs for breakfast at 4:15. He likes to do 15-20 minutes of cardio after getting up, later he does strength training. At 12:00 he has pizza for lunch. Then, he takes a nap from 13:00 to 16:30. He has pancakes for tea at 16:30. He has meat for dinner at 21:40. Finally, he goes to sleep at 22:30.

[junniieesbby]

What does the pope put on his pancakes? Papal syrup.

i go by many names: panon, pannie, pancakes, pancake, and baby cakes, but hotcake sounds great too 😌

i honestly had no idea who mary berry was myself until after i googled her looking for pancake puns lol

do i like to cook or bake? i like to eat 😋

it's cool! i'm actually trying to take my time sending asks since i want everyone to get the chance to receive and respond to them.

dwayne johnson had no chance against you 😤

that sounds like a vibe. i LOVE s'mores! i haven't had actual s'mores by a fire since i was a kid.

yes, you caught me. i don't like maple syrup, haha. i hate it when it spills on clothes more than anything.

i do have a bias in txt. i can't say who it is, but he has his chaotic moments 👀

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Hey hotcakes!

I love thèse pancakes puns!

Those are all cute nicknames!

When I saw Mary berry I was like ooo okay okay who this girly so I did a quick search and came across this lady!

I like to eat too I love food so much! I’m actually not a picky eater as everyone thinks I am. I do eat and try new things all the time! Just one thing I will never ever put in my mouth…seafood.

That’s really sweet of you cakes 🥺

Dwayne Johnson thought he ate but I devoured 😫💀

S’mores are good I love them but I have a confession I do just love the marshmallow by itself sometimes heheh!

Ooo that tends to be a big mess ngl. Well if you have a problem with maple syrup than so do I. 😤

Oh chaotic you say? You mean all of them? Those boys are so chaotic it’s crazy 😝

Tell me more about your kpop life how did it start out for you?

#hotcakes🥞 #🥞anon #asking angie