#Don't lie ! You know it's true !

[revillage-jokes-and-theories]

Maid : I can be all you wanted, even the table who support your wine glass ! Alcina : Perfect.

#alcina dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #dimitrescu #resident evil village #re8 #Don't lie ! You know it's true !

[lainalit]

I hate to break it to the Elucien and Gwynriel shippers but Sarah will probably assassinate these Characters for mediocre Smut 😶😭

#don't lie to yourself #you know it's true #look what she did with nessian #even feysand became worse #gwynriel #elucien #acotar critical #anti acotar #anti sjm #sjm critical #acotar

[utau-bowl]

Synthesizer V AI = Digital instrument created by training an ai to replicate a singers voice. Used in a piano roll interface where notes are placed one by one.

Most "AI Covers" on places like YouTube = use voice changers over an acapella. The audio equivalent of putting an instagram filter on a picture of your face.

#Synthesizer v #Text post #Sorry I see too many people on this website #Claim the only ai in synthv is the auto tuning #That's straight up not true #And a lot of people don't know about vocaloid6 ai but #That's a story for another day #Using a voice changer takes less effort bu you don't have to lie #To make our dinky little hobby look cooler

[cannibalisam]

no honestly imagine someone who you were romantically involved with and lived with for a year in a nuclear-family situation saying that you have a "unhealthy, tangled up, crazy thing" with your brother and that they knew "the minute he walked through that door" it was over between the two of you. and then ALSO says "i'm close to my sister. but if she got killed? i wouldn't bring her back from the dead." like i would honestly just bury myself alive if i got read that hard.

#dean's just built different i guess. i seriously don't know how he lived through that without screaming crying throwing up etc #probably because it was all true and he knew it #but he should've felt a lot more shame i'm not gonna lie. your ROMANTIC PARTNER says she knew your relationship was over #as soon as you figured out YOUR BROTHER was alive. NO ONE SAYS THIS SHIT ABOUT SIBLINGS??? and especially the callout from someone who's #NORMAL ABOUT THEIR SIBLING... #like why do people act like we're insane and reading into it too much when this was literally said in the show. #by someone dean was essentially MARRIED TO no less #i just. phew.

[toastytrusty]

you ever think about when shiv said i hate you to lukas he said "you can't hate me you don't know me well enough" but when roman said i hate you to lukas he just took it. yeah

#roman does know him well enough iktr #i also love that line from lukas so much. you can't hate me you don't know me well enough #something something he craves connection and understanding so bad #doesn't even matter if the people who understand him hate him for it #he just wants to be seen like REALLY seen #anyways . #also the way he leaned in and started talking real slow when rome said he hated him. he took that as a challenge and a half #urge to know somebody sooooooo well so that you can hate them more efficiently. true love #also note that the most lukas ever really says to rome after that is mild compliments and agreements and i love you #he's so kind (lie) #lukas matsson #roman roy #succession #romelukas

[commsroom]

it is a little funny to me that zach valenti is a vegetarian and seems generally health conscious, considering that doug eiffel is... not that. the opposite of that, even. eiffel would say french fries should count as a vegetable. eiffel thinks ham & pineapple pizza covers all necessary food groups. eiffel has a meat & carbs & grease based diet, sustained by a quick metabolism and an iron stomach. and he is like aggressively american; eiffel is the guy they make novelty fast food items for. there is nothing in this world he wants more than a burger that is also a pizza. doritos® locos tacos and baja blast. that radioactive looking flamin' hot cheetos mac and cheese? he would eat that. no question. that guy loves koolaid flavors that don't even resemble artificial fruit.

#wolf 359 #w359 #doug eiffel #a little while ago horus captain-lovelace said like. 'guy whose favorite flavors are colors' and that made me laugh so much #literally. men will eat nothing but taco bell and bang energy and still ask for a . well you know #eiffel looks like zach to me with a few key differences and one of those differences is that he does NOT take care of himself #triple white chocolate mocha with whipped cream ... disgusting sweet tooth on that man. he loves the slop #anyway i love that in character AMA zach did but some of the answers are so funny because it's like. don't lie to me #that was a zach valenti answer. doug eiffel has never even eaten an artichoke in his LIFE i wouldn't count on him to identify one #eiffel knows good bbq though and has a surprising tolerance for spice i believe this is true. he is not eating vegetables.

[softquietsteadylove]

Hello! 🫣

I had this idea: thenamesh academic rivals?

Gil is a top student, mostly getting a mark of 100. but whenever Thena asks her rival what he got he always says a lower point (for example he says 97 and she got a 98) , hiding his exam behind his back 🫣

Thena glared at the chair next to hers as it was taken.

"Uh," Gilgamesh attempted - yet again - to strike up a casual conversation, "hey."

Thena tapped her papers on her desk, waiting for the professor to come in, as well as tell them how they would be conducting the labs with their students for the day. "I trust you've already looked up what your score for the mid-term was."

"What was yours?"

Thena clenched her teeth in her jaw. It didn't matter what she got, he would get just the same, if not better. She had worked her whole life to become a historical scholar, as was expected of her. And this guy always managed to stand shoulder to shoulder with her, seemingly without so much as blinking. "I achieved 98. I believe the two point demerit was due to my oversight in the essay section."

Gilgamesh merely nodded, offering a nervous kind of smile. "Ah, well, the essay parts are always the toughest."

She slid her eyes over to him. She didn't truly wish to know, but she also couldn't resist knowing. "And you?"

"Ninety..." he trailed off, as he always did when they were discussing their academic performance. She glared at him to finish, "seven?"

Thena smiled, although she did her best not to appear smug and unbecoming. "An admirable mark."

"Thanks," he laughed off, like it was nothing. Professor Stoss was a famously tough professor despite his young age, and getting any good mark from him was already a feat.

Thena did somewhat believe that the affability Gilgamesh possessed made people go easier on him. And even then, she had to concede that he was intelligent and competent in their field of study. It infuriated her.

She had the weight of the world on her in the expectation to perform. She was even a teaching assistant entirely to advance her studies and career. Otherwise, the interaction with other students was far too much for her own preference.

But Gilgamesh said he was good in historical studies merely because his mother had possessed a fondness for them. Thena devoted hours to studying and research and Gilgamesh worked part time at a diner close to the university. And yet he used to consistently beat her in every assignment and quiz and test.

Only in recent months did he seem to be coming just a single point under her, and even that was not enough. Thena had already heard from her own family how outstanding this no-name student was and how those in their field of work were asking about him.

"Did you...do anything this weekend?"

Thena looked over, somewhat astonished that he was still trying to make conversation with her.

He shrugged, tapping his fingers anxiously on the cover of his textbook. "I heard there was a fancy party for the TAs, I mean. I assumed you went."

Thena frowned. There was indeed an event for the faculty and their chosen assistants--those who showed promise enough to earn extra credits in teaching. She hadn't attended because she felt no need (nor did Phastos, in her defense). "I assumed you had gone."

"Oh, no," Gilgamesh smiled down at the desk. "I take the late shifts on weekends. They're long, but we don't get many people, so I can get studying or work done, y'know?"

Thena swallowed her words. She had all this envy for his natural skill, but his work was just as legitimate as hers. And he worked to pay his rent, living off campus, while she lived in a dorm for female academic leaders. Gilgamesh stole his time studying as opposed to building his entire life around it.

"You deserve to enjoy yourself a little."

She looked at him again, still frowning. "I beg your pardon?"

"S-Sorry." He went back to staring down at the tattered edges of his textbook. But she kept looking at him, waiting for him to elaborate. The silence worked, dragging his words out of him. "I just mean...you work really hard, right? You're always top of the class. You should be allowed to have some fun, sometimes."

She did work hard. She devoted every waking moment of her life to her studies, and the one person who continuously thwarted her attempts at perfection was the one to point it out?

It would be easier to be angry with him if he were dislikeable in any way. As it stood now, all she had to go on was that he always beat her in academic achievement, and so effortlessly at that. But even with that, she had to concede that he worked just as hard, if not harder than her for it! And it was infuriating!

"Sorry," he repeated, looking away from her glowering at him.

She sighed. "No, I'm sorry. It was an innocent question."

He looked at her, completely astonished. She would like to snap at him for thinking she couldn't even just apologise for being overly adversarial with him. But that would defeat the point. "Well, I know you don't really like small talk."

It was that she wasn't good at it. She angled herself in her chair, destroying her perfect posture to face him somewhat more properly. "Should you not have also...enjoyed yourself? When do you have time to socialise if you are either studying or working?"

"Well, I have friends I can see in my other classes," he shrugged.

Oh. Yes, of course. Thena felt her hackles raise again at the idea that she was so unfamiliar with the idea of having friends in any of their classes. But she was trying to be nicer to him.

"But," he offered another sheepish smile, bending closer to whisper like children trading a secret in grade school. "This class is my favourite."

Thena just stared at him. She supposed that made sense. He always said he had the same like of history and classics that his mother had. But the idea that she was included in the categorisation of his favourite anything; a warm feeling spread in her chest.

"The lovebirds are here already."

Students began filtering into the small lecture hall, facing them seated at the front of the room. The one who made the comment plunked down close to the door. Another one looked in their direction, "don't you two ever sleep in?"

They got jokes and insinuations that they were together all the time. Apparently, everyone could see some kind of brewing, invisible tension between the two of them. Thena always found it ridiculous.

"We don't-!"

The student startled, as did the rest of the room slowly taking their seats. The declaration was sharp, and loud--far louder than was needed for a room this size.

Thena felt warmth rush to her cheeks, first for the outburst, then the realisation that it seemed overeager to deny something that wasn't even said. She cleared her throat, turning towards the board (since she had shot to her feet in her denial). "Sit down and start copying."

The student body present groaned but obeyed. Gil was the far preferred teaching assistant because he didn't scare anyone, and even if they under-performed, he had kind encouragements as opposed to scathing condemnations.

"Guys, come on, you heard her."

Thena barely glanced over her shoulder. There was nothing new about their students complaining about her teaching methods. But Gil usually didn't take quite so stern a tone with them. Even in her defense.

He peeked at her with a smile, perhaps hoping to show that he was indeed her ally and not her enemy.

Thena whipped her head forward again. So long as they were pitted against each other in any setting, he was no friend of hers. No matter how winsome his smile was.

#Thenamesh AU #a true enemies to lovers #thank you for the ask sweetheart #I really like this suggestion! #I think there's a delicate balance in enemies to lovers #and Gil is so sweet #he just wants the mean girl he teaches with to smile sometimes! #everyone says Gil buddy I know she's pretty but you've gotta give up on the wicked witch of the west branch y'know? #meanwhile Gil is like you just don't understand her #he does lie #he says that he gets one point below her #specifically because if she finds out he scored above her #and be furious at him #he can say oh it slipped my mind it's only a two point difference #Thena absolutely hates that he's always beating her #but don't be mistaken #she knows she dislikes him for completely illegitimate reasons #and she doesn't tolerate any disrespect of him #she hears a couple students laughing because he served them at the diner #she gives them two extra assignments each #and marks them so harshly they go crying to Professor Stoss #Phastos: I dont' like you either you have bad attitudes and you use AI to write your essays get out of my office #Thena's roommates notice her daydreaming more often #Sersi asks hey so what about that guy you TA with #Thena: WHAT ABOUT HIM #Makkari: *she knows*

[happi-tree]

Happy wip Wednesday, everybody! This time, I'm trying my hand at the cringefail will-they-won't-theys of all time. Oakworthy has consumed me, body and soul, and so has the Pomona High!Hermie theory. Hopefully I can finish this one up real soon before the next episode obliterates this, but for now, here's a sneak peek!

#thank you to nyx for converting me to this theory!!! writing even cringier fanfiction within your cringe fanfiction is... A Time for sure #however. it's a labor of love and boy howdy do i love whatever's wrong with these two freaks (affectionate) #i just think it would be SO funny if normal's first kiss was in fact with hermie unworthy all along. #as to hermie's true motives? fuck if i know i don't even think *he* knows why he's doing shit at this point #all hermie unworthy knows how to do is get horrifically injured method act be gay as hell and lie. and i stand by that! #anyway. he's doing some research and oh weird people write mascot fanfiction? surely this won't awaken anything in hermie whatsoever #okokok that's enough from me. enjoy ig #dndads #dndads s2 spoilers #fic #happi scribbles #oakworthy

[skrunksthatwunk]

why the fuck did i write about birds this fucking sucks. i just found out birds only sleep for a few minutes at a time, hundreds of times a day. do you know what this is going to do to my structure? the logistics of their road trip? this is already like three days late and i've been fighting for my life to get A Plot Like Any Plot That Makes Sense out and now the birds fucking sleep for 5 minutes at a time.

#i should've just bailed and written another story when i had the chance #i'm not joking i've never fought a fiction piece this hard before. usually because i'm not writing for specific deadlines #and not a piece so big. and not one that's gonna be workshopped. i wanna blow them away but if things keep going the way they are everyone' #gonna tell me the pacing sucks and it feels pointless and the characters feel really confused. I KNOW. I KNOW THAT. FUCKK #i'm the type to do about 15 passes before i let someone see my 'first draft' and i'm just not gonna be able to do that if i want to get it #in time for a workshop. every day i delay is making things harder for my classmates y'know?? but i've been writing like 1k words a day #and it's still not done. GUHH #I DON'T LIKE WRITING THESE CHARACTERS THAT MUCH THEY'RE NOT FUNNY OR ENDEARING AND THAT'S MY LIKE. #MAIN SKILL AND VIBE WITH SHORT STORY DUOS. BUT NOOOO I HAD TO MAKE THEM DIFFERENT CUZ I WAS SICK OF DOING #THE SAME DYNAMIC OVER AND OVER. BITCH THIS IS YOUR FINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! TRIED AND TRUE GETS THE BLUE (RIBBON)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head in my hands head #going to work on it some more. fuckk #the voices aren't consistent and i'm trying to make it clear that this is toxic bird yuri and not a mother/daughter thing but the maternal #themes are kind of fucking with that but they're important and i don't wanna get rid of them but it feels forced cuz im forcing it #sigh. i'm gonna have to cut the yuri. these two don't work romantically at all. what a waste of time. #i watched the entirety of mnthly girls' nozaki-kun in the past two days while avoiding writing. did you know that? the lengths to which i'l #go? anyway it was fun i appreciate fellow creative agony and i uh never knew how they did screen tones and wasn't expecting that somehow #so i learned something new (hooray). anyway back to. fucking. bird story stuff #i'm so mad i hate these two (<- lying. just pissy) i hate this story (<- mostly exaggerating. throwing a tantrum) #eughhhhhh i just wanna lie on the floor and cryyyyyyyyyy (<- completely deadpan irl. not That upset just kind of sick of shit) #i'm so burnt out and it's only gonna get worse. ughh #why can't someone just come in and write it for meeeeeeeeeeheheuhhh (<- would hate that)

[smallishdoggo]

The idea that Dancer didn't and couldn't have known that FCG was a person, and is thus absolved of any responsibility for treating them like an object comes up every once in a while, and, like. Folks. She knew FCG had enough capacity for thought to be worth lying to. She lied to him about having made him. She cannot have considered them basically a toaster. Like, are we imagining that Dancer is out here lying to Pussy the Second to make herself seem smarter?

She bought FCG and restored them, and knew from that restoration that a lot of the technology behind FCG was beyond her understanding. She knew FCG could talk and reason, which is something no automaton we've ever encountered is capable of (excluding aeormatons). She spent four years with him, watching him be very very noticeably different than other automatons. She didn't need to know that he was an aeormaton or what aeormatons were historically capable of; she had all the evidence she needed to understand FCG as a person, and she just didn't.

Like, I can fully believe that she understood all that, that FCG has the capacity to think and feel on some level, and just decided that none of that made them a person. Cause that's the way FCG has thought about themself since their introduction. They think, they feel, they want things, just not how a person would. Not important, not weighty enough to matter.

And I think that matters when thinking about her! Specifically when thinking about her relationship to FCG. Dancer fucked them up! She raised them, he didn't know any other life than the one she built for him till murderbot mode. And I do think she has some responsibility for that. I don't think you can just say that she didn't know any better. She knew a lot! And she could have sought out more information on ancient automatons and their capacities. And she didn't! She knew enough to know she didn't understand FCG and how they worked, and she just. Decided not to do anything about that. She just decided that the thinking feeling robot that she bought should just be a thing that she owns and makes use of, and who cares where it came from or what it might do in the future.

I don't think she's a monster or anything, but it's wild how allergic this fandom is to considering her to have profoundly hurt the person she BOUGHT AND OWNED. Particularly given how gung ho this fandom tends to be about characters having the right to enact bloody vengeance on anyone who has ever made them feel bad.

#i know some people have argued that Dancer didn't lie #and that FCG just assumed that she made him #and Dancer just didn't tell them that they were wrong or anything for ??? reasons #but that's fucking stupid #so I'm gonna assume it's not true until told otherwise #and it will be fucking stupid if it is true #Sam didn't come up with the 'dancer didn't actually make you' twist #Matt did #and can you imagine your DM just saying 'hey guess what this character in your backstory was totally unlike how you wrote them' #'i have not re-contextualized things and added elements that put a new spin on what you thought you knew' #'i have simply decided that your character always had access to this information and just didn't ask' #every explanation that I've read for how Dancer could not be responsible in some way for FCG's worldview is just #'Have you considered that Matt might be a shitty DM?' #and i have considered that #and i don't have any problem saying that something Matt wrote is shitty #maybe he did maybe he didn't #doesn't matter to me

[lucyvaleheart]

.

#so first of all I'm fine. #second of all I don't know if that's a lie or not but like. by some stretch it's gotta be true #so it doesn't count as a lie to my code of honor. #anyway. I keep fucking losing it y'all #I.... even now on depression medication I'm still breaking down what feels like fucking daily #it's just in different ways #crying harder than I have in a while and feeling more panicked about than like I'm releasing emotion #it's more distant but for some reason it's. easier to conceptualize uh #....tw here for like self harm and suicidal thoughts don't read the rest of these if you don't wanna see that #some reason it's easier to conceptualize the idea of. cutting myself? it never felt like a possibility before #id think about it and know I'd never do it. but. now.... #.....i can't help but find myself wondering if it *would* feel good. to hurt. to see my own blood #........there are so many people who's lives I've touched that would be saddened if I were gone but #it's.....harder to use that to ground myself. to pull myself away from the thoughts of just...... #..........stopping #ending everything. i dunno. fuck. #....a few weeks ago I found myself wanting to roll out of the moving car and could feel myself able to #reach for the seatbelt buckle and the door handle #........im not okay and honestly I don't know if I care #sometimes I do but when I feel like this it feels impossible TO care #it feels so distant. i feel so distant. I feel so nothing and so bad at the same time #i feel so fucking ugly #so much self hatred rearing it's head where I thought I'd gotten past it #i have a therapy appointment at the end of March and I'm not sure if that's soon enough.

[buckttommy]

REPUBLICANS?

Yeah lol

#Have you not noticed how puritanical / conservative / and homophobic this fandom is #That wasn't a fandom specific post though. I was mostly thinking about how people claim one thing online #and live/vote totally different irl but yk? I stand by it. Now we don't have to get into politics #because we're all here for our blorbos anyway and the whole point of the observation is that people lie shamelessly #about their political affiliation to avoid any potential backlash so conversation would be pointless. #but it IS True and I Know it. ya know??? #Anyways #jack answers mail

[cruelsister-moved2]

the conspiratorial thinking on tiktok is out of control ngl and i guess the blame is ultimately on the US propaganda machine because it's so easy to learn that communism is not "just like nazism" and feel betrayed and confused because you've been lied to your whole life and then immediately go and eat up a different set of lies that are specifically catered to your current distrust of any and all authority, rather than doing the hard work of educating yourself which involves scary things like reading "books" and critical thinking. instead just go nope the academic presses and fucking wikipedia are all controlled by Jewish Capitalists and only this random person on tiktok knows the Truth

#its giving a rehash of the early 20th century birth of fascism #when mystical and pseudoscientific ideas flowed freely between people of all kinds of political identifications #i cant lie. #the thing thats so insane is info abt cia conspiracies is like freely available often from the cia itself #so you really dont...need to start making shit up? #we have been talking a lot about like. the addictive superiority of feeling like you're the only one who knows something people don't know #you see it across the political spectrum #i think it's very bonding of a group and very intoxicating and hard to walk away from #like when ppl in the antivaxx movement who should've been distraught if what they were saying was true #were actually like. very smug and wanting it to happen #because either you're hte big smart guy who knew all the secrets the sheeple couldn't figure out #or you're even more of a hookwinked idiot being led by even bigger donkeys #and you probably gave money and pushed away friends etc etc for it

[gmopotato]

Continued watching She-Ra today and I have a number of thoughts- Bow and Glimmer just found out that Entrapta is with the Horde now, not just with them but Moved In With Them, and there was exactly the angst levels I was looking for. I'm so glad that Entrapta stuck to her decision, too, and didn't just go "ay whatever I'll just go back to the good side" or something. Looking forward to her becoming more evil. I know in my heart that these characters will definitely get redemptions eventually, and I'm normally a sucker for redemption arcs, but in this case I really don't want them to? I mean, like, I actually don't want Entrapta, Catra, or Scorpia to join the good side, I legitimately 100% want to watch them work together and be the best of friends and destroy Etheria together? And I didn't mention this earlier but I'm glad Seahawk turned out to be a total dunderhead and not the main love interest like I feared he would be. That's good. Frosta is also amazing now that I've met her. But overall, I am basically looking forward to Entrapta's descent into darkness in the pursuit of science.

#and if yall know me #which you don't #you know when I love a character as much as this I test out a number of possible ships just to see if it could concievably happen #and when I saw Catra absentmindedly run her fingers through Entrapta's hair I spit out my eyeballs and choked on my spleen #the thought also occurred to me what if Kyle misinterpreted Catra's order to *take her out* #Kyle is another favorite character of mine by the way #but yep those are my thoughts #this might become uncomfortable if Entrapta eventually gets a ship #or turns out to be an aroace icon or something #but if those are true I do not know them yet so let me have this lie while I can #no spoilers #no spoilers please #shera #she ra #she-ra #entrapta #catra #scorpia #frosta #sea hawk

[theycallmehexcodenow]

sick and tired of both radical acceptance And "ooh this is just too far" mentalities alike. everything is now a case by case basis. anyone who dont like it go turn into a shrimp. the nature of the human mind is as unknowable as the farthest extents of the universe and you cant have an upside without a downside. hits you with the be understanding of individuals instead of just oversimplifying it into "every [demographic of your choice] person should be accepted and loved no matter what/killed without remorse or hesitation/get the fuck over themselves i hate them all theyre the worst".

no more, i am free from this hell, discourse is dead party starts right now.

#this is about a lot of things all at once but #basically i think people sacrifice nuance for specific points to make their case #either positives or negatives #like “oh this is bad because it leads to this very bad xenophobia thing-” yeah youre right #and on the counterside we have “oh but this is good because you have to be nicer to-” yeah we know #the thing is. all of that is true. and everything is morally gray because morals are a lie anyway. #if you'd sacrifice your morality for the people you don't like then you don't actually stand by them #whatever. we live in a society. as they say

[kamomie]

So.... they would rather stay with the guy that supposedly got their children killed? Got it.

#don't know how to tag it #it's kinda qsmp lore? #lmao #but it's happening during qpurgatory 2 sooo #you know they're too far gone when they think bbh would lie about the eggs' survival #but honestly really disappointed in baghs... it really feels like dapper has completely disappeared from her mind #it might not be true but it seems that way currently #slightly #/neg