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#DUDE IT'S 2023
the-bowster · 11 months
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Hello!! I'd like to wish a special 'Fuck You' to the hillybilly fuckin rednecks who work with my brother who bully him for being gay.
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makesitprecious · 1 year
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Eric's mom: you almost died!! you have to stay in the castle. no more going out on the ocean for you.
Eric, the immediate scene after that:
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crumb · 1 month
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SCREAM (2022) dir. Tyler Gillett & Matt Bettinelli-Olpin THE PASSENGER (2023) dir. Carter Smith
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skunkes · 5 months
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more of original color smunker
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eternallovers65 · 11 months
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Just saw someone on Twitter complain about the lack of Japanese people in Oppenheimer, and what did you expect??? Did you want the final act to be the bomb dropping and see people burning alive???
The reason why we don't see a Japanese perspective is because one, including a Japanese perspective, just to see how bad the suffering was would be exploitation. Two, to see an accurate and sensitive take on how the japanese felt about Oppenheimer, Christopher Nolan (as incredible as he is) isn't the right person to do this. And three, it's based on Oppenheimer's biography
Oppenheimer, the movie, literally shows you people (mostly the superiors, because by the middle/end of it you see Oppenheimer regretting his creation) doing something dubious and inhumane because they removed themselves away, both emotionally and physically, from the people they are hurting.
Nagasaki and Hiroshima only exist in those men's distant thoughts and imaginations. One guy literally asks to take a city off the bombing because that's where he had his honeymoon. It's disturbing and unsettling, as if those people were not real human beings. The lack of Japanese people drives the entire point home.
Also, Japanese cinema is right there. Barefoot Gen, Grave of the Fireflies, or Hiroshima (responsible for showing to many Americans the effects of the bombs for the first time) are just a few of the many, many decades of post-war Japanese movies we have
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inkskinned · 1 year
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"it's so embarrassing you like that popular thing" "oh ew that geeky/strange thing is so cringe lol" "oh it's kind of weird you get excited about that harmless shit"
dude i love how ironic and jaded you are and that's so cool and sexy of you. and i am so so glad to tell you - you won!! we all had a meeting and we decided that you won, and we are writing your name on the inside of a burger king crown. the marker smeared, sorry, but we knew any form of real effort is ugly to you. but anyway. congrats! you are officially the coolest, most ironic, most jaded person in-the-world-right-now. we would throw you a party but you would think it was totally boring - and besides, we're weird so we wouldn't have been coming. we would have brought our love of beetles and of baking and of little canapes. we would have brought our artsy videogames and pages of writing. we would have written a poem with you, our hands covered in ink, and spread out a canvas to dance on, the night so lurid and pink.
but do not worry. we will not throw the party. we will just get you a ringlight and that crown i mentioned. it is a nice crown, except for where one of us dropped it.
the vote was a really hard one because we had so many cool ironic people to pick off the shelves. all of you have hands that rot fruit, how strange is that - you can't look at something without destroying it for other people. you like it when you can squeeze a person into a pinpoint - all us small ones scampering our little feet around our ugly joys. the vote was also a hard one because we kept our voices down because you don't like it when we talk too loud. you were on your phone at the time, talking to people other than us. you are a ghoul of every moment - half in, half out, you resent us for being here without shame or embarrassment.
so good news! we have invented an island for people like you. you get to go there and speak into the air things like if you still like watching harmless twitch streamers in 2023 you're fucking boring. you will say things like liveplay podcasts are fucking ugly and it's kind of awkward they try to make everything gay. on the island we made you, all of your words will have weight. they will form in the air like icicles, large white behemoth letters that will crumple in anvils around your feet. maybe we will send someone there once in a while to sweep, but honestly you might be there for a while, alone, waiting. we are busy being outside looking for mushrooms and flapping our hands and humming. we are busy kicking our little heels while we watch cringey tv. we are busy - sorry! as an apology, we have pre-filled the island with every bland, mediocre, unscented thing we could find. the island has the texture of american cheese. the island has an ocean that never gets angry. the island is perfect for you, trust me. you will be so happy there - as happy as you can be, ironically.
we want to say we are sorry for doing harmless things that you find annoying, childish, or unappealing - but we are not sorry. we thought we could help you, because we don't mind laughing at ourselves, but it turns out you are allergic to color and noise and atmosphere, so this is the best that we can do for now. we are all making a big shirt that says i voted in the ironic monarchy. we got you one that is just a fast fashion buttondown. i am so excited for you and this island and the big life you have won. you have a cool jaded grey life and miles of irony to roam. i love you! be well.
now leave us alone.
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yrayra · 1 year
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Germany did its Rammstein thing a yall said no.Gave us last place. Fuck you. Never complain about boring ballads from us ever again.
Edit 06/2023: please don't support Rammstein anymore guys, terrible news about Til Lindemann broke; tw for anyone who wants to look into it, stay safe yall
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lauraisakilljoy · 1 year
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this is your sign to vote for slovenia and finland so the boyfriends can be in the top 5 together
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ezrakara · 28 days
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Johnny 😳 Cage 😳
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royalarchivist · 1 year
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Foolish: So- wait, what do we all need to do then? Do we just- do we just enjoy?
Roier: Uhh just um, just-
Maxo: Enjoy! Enjoy it!
Roier: Yes, enjoy, enjoy, because we are going to do, um-
Foolish: [looking at Vegetta] Oh, I'm gonna enjoy...
Vegetta: Foolish… *takes off his clothes* enjoy.
Foolish:
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susartwork · 1 year
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What a touching speech...
Happy Let Papyrus Say Fuck day! The event is hosted by @insanelyadd | @letpapyrussayfuckofficial (And this design I drew for Paps is a mix of all their Ambassador Papyrus designs!)
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jamlabs · 8 months
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No emotion autism 🤝 explosive unmasked anger autism
Cool bug :]
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luchsyy · 9 months
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bahbee.....................
also doodled my barbie movie fit just for fun ^__^
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ahalliance · 8 months
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rapid fire french rayou strikes again (transcript below the cut)
[Video transcript:
[ENG] Etoiles: I— I’m speedrunning it [Mario Party], but it’s like—
[FR] Etoiles: The next person to bust my balls by saying, ‘he’s going to miss the Ascension [French competitive event happening this Saturday 28/10]’ even though my plane is at six PM, you bunch of morons, it’s not because ZeratoR [Ascension event organiser] said once that I’d miss my plane that I will miss my plane, because what you guys don’t understand is that a plane doesn’t get missed if you arrive three hours in advance, and the last time I missed the plane was because my corresponding flight was one hour and a half [late]!
[ENG] Etoiles: I was just saying to my chat that I love them :)
Tina: Awhhh
Foolish: See, once again I have a feeling maybe that wasn’t—
End Video Transcript.]
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soleilequinoxstories · 2 months
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im pretty sure OP deleted the post-
idk why I remembered this but I made a Neige costume based on @the-fridge-orange ‘s old Neige concept
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and I wanted to share some pics cause i got bored
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(I also say this cause my twitter got sussed the hell out)
(I really do want to redo this costume so badly, I’m pretty sure I have the concepts still-)
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power-chords · 10 months
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The Daniel Boyarin book on the construct of heterosexuality and the Haskalah is both fascinating and enlightening (lol), but also really unintentionally funny at points. One of the subjects it goes into is how foundational Talmudic ideals of masculinity are completely incompatible with, in fact almost diametrically opposed to, Western romantic notions of rugged heroism. And the pre-modern texts that illustrate these paragons of Sexy Virtue, like the guys who by traditional Jewish standards would be considered both unbearably hot and S-tier marriage material, tend to amount to shit like, "Shmuel was pale and delicate and so devoted to his studies that for a whole year he did not leave his quarters except to attend services. He was sensitive and patient and known for resolving disputes with great delicacy, and as legend has it he once got the two angriest dudes in the village to stop feuding with each other and now the descendants of their families are like super tight, wouldn't you know it. His Torah reading skills were CRAZY. At the house of his betrothed he gave a detailed and penetrating analysis of this one really complicated passage and explained its meaning with unparalleled depth and subtlety. Everybody wept and fell in love with him instantly."
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