#Crowley just really misses the unicorns ok??? | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

or-something-better · 2 years

Text

April 16, 2022

Abbadon

Lucifer r u still here??? How r u??

Crowley

Everyone still here raise your hand, puts my hand down

Ruby

🖐️

Abbadon

🤚

Lucifer

Still hiding behind tiny Ruby

Ruby

I'll have you know I have accomplished one of my goals! I apparently am a teen aged boys wet dream!

Abbadon

Why??

Ruby

good question

Lucifer

She's good cover

Crowley

You did not tell me if it can be posted in Bunker Ruby, he wants to but is waiting for permission from you

Ruby

Doubtful

Crowley

Raises both hands

Abbadpn

whispers back Yes my 25 hours are up. The holiday is done. And I'm going home.. but thank you

Lucifer

Raises 4 hands

Ruby

Sorry....if it makes his day, who am I to deny him that?

Abbadon

Lol What?

Crowley

I will say it in here cause its funny. Dean's son Logan ((IRL)) is 17 and was doing Unicorn Nicknames for the group last night for shits and giggles. Ruby got UniBooby

Abbadon

I wink at you missed you all

Lucifer

Peeks out are you flirting with me carrot top

Ruby

Sent you a pic

Lucifer

Boobs?

Ruby

You wish

Abbadon

Never lol

Crowley

Ok, So when do yall wanna start this? We have first stop as Christmas Florida. I was thinking we have Ruby Start cause someone has to like tell us to meet or pick us up etc so she writes an entry. Than we each reply

Lucifer

Always 😉

Abbadon

Lol

Lucifer

I'm happy to start whenever

Ruby

I'm looking for a reason to leave Hell

Abbadon

OK.. but did we decide what r we doing there? Ruby can I dm you?

Crowley

Visiting Swampy!

Lucifer

Murdering babies

Ruby

Sure

Crowley

Murdering bigots

Lucifer

That's what I meant

Abbadon

Idk what it is so I'll have to do some research

Crowley

One sec https://www.roadsideamerica.com/tip/2055

Abbadon

That I know how to do. Very well. And that too

Lucifer

Ayyy that's my favourite Knight

Crowley

Also when I go to work tonight take a picture of Frank.

Abbadon

I feel like I should pat your back but yea. No. Frank?

Lucifer

Touch me and you lose fingers. Stares at Ruby

Abbadon

And r u coming to RP tonight guys?

Crowley

Im in

Lucifer

In Out Up Down

Abbadon

I said I wouldn't do it. But don't tempt me. Me too

Crowley

Still has a random finger Luci gave me

Ruby

I wiggle all 10 of mine. Out

Lucifer

Oooo they grew back

Ruby

With DC's help

Abbadon

I always miss u lately

Crowley

Wait So this is Rubys? holds it up

Lucifer

Examines it hmmm no unfortunately not

Crowley

Oh well, its still mine now

Ruby

If it has Ruby red polish on it, yes it was

Lucifer

I can steal your fingers again if you like and sell them on the Black Market. Get a good deal as well.

Abbadon

Lucifer did you listen to the songs I left you?

Ruby

😡

Lucifer

I don't really remember... when I have a bad episode... of my bpd I tend to blank the day sorry...

Abbadon

That's OK.. try them though I think they r good…I'm just glad you're still here)

Lucifer

Me too..I'd be lost without the escape

Abbadon

She will be…So don't lose it. And we won't let you slip.

Lucifer

Didn't know you felt that way Carrot top Pats head

Abbadon

I punch you in the neck I'll be even more bored if you won't be here for me to pick on

Lucifer

Coughs and laughs then tosses you across the room into the wall the feeling is mutual

Ruby

Grabs the popcorn and a chair to watch WWF wrestling right before my very eyes!

Abbadon

Omg I miss this!! Being reasonable was getting this badass character no justice what so ever

Lucifer

We are in a site with 3 demons and the devil pretty sure we are going to beat each other like 50 times a day 😂😂

Abbadon

I fly to the other side landing on my feet and one hand like a cat kind of sliding. I smile you just have to punch last do you? I charge right at you trying to knock you down

Lucifer

I teleport out the way and watch you run head first into the wall tilting my head a little how did you think that was going to work!? Charges toward you

Abbadon

It's not just that. With this war on hell I was so alone with all the humans and all the drama. No way to be bad for me. To do all out!!. And yea. I like doing that with you. You make me think harder and try to be more creative

Lucifer

aww thank you I like doing it with you too

Abbadon

my smile turns to a laughter as I can't even talk anymore. I hit the wall and it does nothing to me. I look at you coming at me and jump above you to the other side. Vanishing mid jump

Ruby

Can I opt out of that part? I'll just cheer the winner on

Lucifer

Places my hand on the wall stopping myself before I head butt it and looks around 🎵run rabbit run rabbit run run run Lucis coming out with a loaded gun 🎵

Abbadon

I appear next to you scratching your eyes out and vanish again

Lucifer

I managed to duck my head before you touch my eyes, though getting a scratch on my forehead. I lick the blood dripping down and laugh come on coward you can't just hide and not fight.

Ruby

Ducking out for a bit. Gotta tidy up. Abaddon, let me know when you feel like writing.

Lucifer

See ya sweetie have fun

Abbadon

I appear on the other side of the room not hiding. Just trying to surprise you. Let's see how Good you really are. I vanish again and come at you from behind I swap your feet from under you and then slam you to the floor. ok

Lucifer

If you announce that then of course I'm going to be prepared Jumps watches, you fall under me then I pin you down and smirk you need better tactics maybe bite your tongue before attacking. Always going to be 1 step ahead of you

Abbadon

I use my feet to hit you in the neck and pin you to the ground if you think that this is going all out you are mistaken. I'm just having some fun. Finally, I have someone that can really make this a bit of a challenge I won't use my powers this is going to be pure combat

Ruby

thinks to myself....I'm going to stick to my Krav Maga dvds

Lucifer

Looks up at you while laughing finally having fun and spits out some blood All out? Meaning killing each other? Even though you can't kill me but I can easily end you? Don't worry you're not worth it yet, I'm just having fun Places my feet on your stomach and kicks you off me, then jumps up and punches you into the wall too

Abbadon

You just Said Krav Maga and my mind went 🤯. I love this group

Ruby

I really do have Krav Maga DVDs....just need to dust them off

Abbadon

I feel THAT. Finally something is happening. I fly to the other side of the room and my breath escapes from me. I taste the metallic taste of blood and saver it. I slip to the ground laying there

Lucifer

Laughs and walks over to you red really is your colour Holds my hand out

Abbadon

Just faking me being out. I hold your legs with my hands. I'm so not done yet. I raise you up on my shoulder and them flip you over my shoulder to the ground stepping on you this is what you fell for? I look at my shirt and my hands with the blood I do look great in red I smile

Lucifer

Smacks my head and back on the floor, feeling something as I cough and laugh loudly looking up at you taking a moment to breath hey ill give you that one Licks blood of my lips and feels the warm liquid under my hair. I wrap my arm around your ankle and drag you to the ground hard, punching you in the stomach when you hit the floor

Abbadon

I hit the floor. Hard. Can't breathe and then I feel the punch and all the wind in my lounges is out. I cough blood trying to laugh and when i smile my teeth red. I feel it healing as we both laying on the floor I use your head to get up squeeze your face. When I'm on my feet I hold my hand to you more?

Crowley

Is watching while reading my grimoire You bleed you clean it

Lucifer

Pushes my hands on the floor, pushing myself and sitting there for a moment, wiping my mouth with the back of my hand, feeling my wounds heal. I grab your hip and pull myself off the ground. I then pull my fist back and punch you in the jaw. I look at Crowley great wise words from the ex King

Crowley

Flips a page It is relaxing not having to deal with the dumbasses, let Ruby solve that issue

Ruby

I flipped through the manual yesterday. I believe you left out the chapter on "dumbasses."

Crowley

must have been left out when I made that copy, so sorry

Lucifer

The original has it

Crowley

it does, she didn’t ask for the original

Lucifer

I burnt the original

Crowley

thus why she didn’t get it, she got a copy

Ruby

I should have guessed. Smirks at the surprise with the Grimoire as well

Crowley

I figured, but I dont see anything missing yet so there’s that, I really only need the one spell, the rest mother has in her books and I copied them, I can do so again

Ruby

I smile bigger

Lucifer

You have Sam you don't need anything bigger

Ruby

Indeed

Crowley

I dont wanna go to work in a few minutes lol

Lucifer

THEN DONNNNNTTTTT

Ruby

I knew you were stalling....

Abbadon

I put my hand back when I see you won't take it. I see everything you do and then feel your weight on my hips. And I miss your punch as it hits me right in the jaw. I hear a Crack and when I smile I feel the hurt and my head is a bit dizzy. I mentally shrug it will heal. as I see you are distracted by Crowley I hold your hands and rip them off. Slapping you with them. I can't breathe. This time from laughing why are you hitting yourself?

Lucifer

Looks down at my now stumps bleeding all over the floor, wincing a little at the pain this is the 2nd time I've lost my hands! Closes my eyes while my hands smack me, blood going everywhere from you messing with my newly ripped off hands. While you're distracted by a childish tease, I kick you in the knee, snapping your leg back, the bone popping out of your skin

Crowley

Im taking my mini me with me. gonna see how many complaints I get from customers cause its funny when they think Im a devil worshipper

Lucifer

👀 Well I have no complaints

Abbadon’

Lol.. they can go and- fill the blank

Crowley

She fucking is, so when we place orders for ourselves the computer won't generate the discount code if it's under our name. So we use fake ones, I use supernatural, tonight, I'm debating Lucifer cause the cook I hate is a Christian dick who is a major homo/Trans phobic douche

Abbadon

my laughter is cut off by my losing my leg grip on the ground as you kick my knee and I can feel the skin ripping and I drop your hands. I feel the pain of my bone snapping. Another bone break that hurt. I like it. That's going to be fun. I snap my bone back and take a deep breath from the pain all the while I jump on one foot oh that's better as I put my feet on the ground I let it heal ok big boy. I smirk red works on you too.. it matches your eyes. But I haven't seen them yet. Should I give you a stick?

Ruby

I thought so. Military being required. It teaches you a lot about yourself. I think a 2 year hitch should be required over here

Lucifer

So you can break it again? My hands heal as I wiggle all ten fingers, then flash my eyes teasingly you mean these bad boys I crack my bones and ready myself for another blow

Abbadon Did you do it too?

Ruby

Air Force

Abbadon I smirk. Of course I wanted to break it again that was fun. I see you getting ready and I hold my hand and tap you on your forehead. Good!!! How was it?

Ruby

Was an aircraft mechanic until I became allergic to the chemicals you clean the engine parts with. Cross transferred to administrative until enlistment up

Crowley

Diesel mech. Until Obama

Lucifer

When your hand connects to my forehead, I grab it and twist it around, snapping your wrist and arm, placing it behind your back, pressing your face against the cold brick wall, grazing it as I do

Crowley

Bio Mom was an abusive alcoholic, so I left, my adopted momma helped me do it and paid the legal fees

Abbadon

I'm brother did something similar. I love that you were a mechanic. That's fascinating

Ruby

Eh, wasn't at the top of my list. But they had to show how "diversified" they were and that's where they put me. Took away my chance to go to England as well.

Abbadon

From my hand. My wrist. My arm. And than my face.. I can feel My teeth grinding the wall as you put my head in to it. As I know you are close to me from behind I use me leg and kick up crutch (empty one?). My face burning from the graze

Lucifer

Let's out a gasp, pushing more against you and the wall, slicing your skin off on the wall not the worst pain I've felt down there before, have you met Charlie Bends your arm further up your back do you give?

Abbadon

Can't speak. I flip u the finger no way I'm hellI use my entire body to push you and me from the wall smashing you on the opposite one. The pain in my arm is growing but I ignore it

Lucifer

My back cracks against the wall as I growl in pain, not letting go of your arm, kneeing you in the back of the knee, blood dripping down the wall behind me Come...on carrot top...take the lose speaks into your ear with a laughing tone

Abbadon

The pain in my jaw and my face did not heal yet. And I grunt as I try to release my arm from you're grip. Moving against you. I hit your face with the back of my head trying to break you're nose. The hit hurts me too eat me

Lucifer

I hear my nose crunch from the impact of your head, blood dripping down my lips as I suddenly release you, covering my nose, cracking it back in place, laughing at the pain shit nice shot

Abbadon

I'm dizzy from my own blow. And it takes me a sec to realize you left my arm. It's dangling on my side as I hear what you say but it's like an echo. I miss a step and sit down. I feel the back of my head with my hand and it has blood on it. I smile. Still sitting on the floor Never give up. I learned from the best I keep my smile on, but I feel a pinch in my chest as Cain’s name pops in to my head

Lucifer

Smiles covered in blood trying to catch my breath, sliding down the wall and sits on the ground, my back resting against the wall it's okay to give up Abby, remember we are just having fun Snaps my fingers and a bottle of water appears in my hand, one in front of you as I down my bottle, the water turning red from blood

Abbadon

Looking at you. I nod this is fun. But my training are so carved deep in to my bones. Into my soul. I'm never gonna be able to get rid of them. I can't be weak. Never. the fact that I'm doing it for fun. Not giving it all of me is hard as it is. Not to try to win. Just to try and have a little me back you know? why am I telling him that? He doesn't care. I try and get my head straight. To put the wall back up. The wall that his name just cracked. So i take the water with one hand, as the other is still dangling, and spill it on my face just to cool off

Lucifer

I place the bottle down and tilt my head a little listening to unleash some inner thoughts Cain isn't around anymore Abby, you dont have to try so hard anymore. You don't have to try anymore at all at least. Not against us. Them. Just the ones who are part of us. Cain is dead. Staying dead. You're not his soilder anymore.

Abbadon

he listened? And he is nice?. I nod my head. I block my thoughts from you as the way Cain made me feel pops into my head. It was different. I put everything he was to me back in a box in my mind and release my mental Barriers. you don't understand. I don't try to do it. This comes to me as a second nature. I do try to hold my self back cause this is important to me.. somehow.. I don't know it's so confusing. I hold my head and flinch as I used the hand who was still healing

Lucifer

I crawl across the floor, putting my hand up a little as to say I surrender and not to attack. I sit in front of you and place my hands over your wounds, my hand glowing as I heal you

Ruby

Are you two still at it?! I think it's time for a draw. Save some for another time. I shake my head

Lucifer

We are done Glares at you finishing healing Abby

Ruby

Same time tomorrow?

Lucifer

Me vs you, your tiny majesty

Ruby

"Riiiiiight....uh....no!"

Lucifer

That's what I thought Smilez

Ruby

"I don't have to be in that kind of shape to do paperwork"

Lucifer

Paperwork, 😂 nah you're just to weak to fight me.

Ruby

"I find no reason TO fight you Lucifer." I shake my head at the child before me

Crowley

Aren't we all?

Lucifer

Thank you

Ruby

"Weighing what I know about being an adult vs the carefree life of a child, there is no contest"

Abbadon

confused at what you are doing i let you get close. I feel my wounds heal as you put as you put your hands on me. The warmth from you healing me is nice. And the fact that you did that just like that makes me feel better about all of this thanks. it's not enough but that's all I got. For now. It's not a draw. It's something else. But as Lucifer said. We are done

1 note · View note

rachelbethhines · 3 years

Text

Tangled Salt Marathon - Short Cuts

So the reviews for Rapunzel’s Return are taking longer then expected and due to real life complications I’ve now fallen behind in my intended schedule. So in order to catch up, I’ll be doing a series of rapid-fire mini reviews of all the official shorts that the series released in addition to the usual reviews.

Summary: Ten shorts were released throughout the three seasons of the show detailing Rapunzel’s misadventures in Corona.

Check Mate

Pascal tries to get Max to play chess with him, but the horse is too busy with guard duty to play. Pascal’s antics wind up causing a fire and Max must save him.

This short, plus the later Unicorn-y short, and the episode Pascal’s Story pretty much confirms that chess is pascal’s favorite game. Shame that’s the only idiosyncrasy that the series gives besides being the conscious of the group that sometimes gives the other characters guilty looks.

I said it before and I’ll say again, the animal sidekicks in the franchise don’t have enough personality to carry whole episodes by themselves, but shorts like this are ok and where things like this should have stayed.

Prison Bake

Attila recounts how he used his baking skills to break his fellow pub thugs out of prison back before they met Rapunzel.

This just raises so many questions. Why were they arrested? What was their punishment besides jail? Why weren’t they just re-arrested later after escaping? If they were all wanted criminals before meeting Raps then why did they try to call the guards during the movie to collect the reward money on Eugene’s head? Do we really think “crack-down on crime” Frederic would pardon them before Rapunzel’s return? How do we know they weren’t just framed given how shitty Corona’s legal system is?

Like I just need a tiny bit more context show. Two to three minutes isn’t really long enough to set up conflicts. These shorts should have been more like five or six minutes really.

Also Ludwig the Castle Cook is also just wasted. They built a model for him and hired a VA and everything and all he does is appear in this one short and nothing else. Like I think he makes a non-speaking cameo in The Alchemist Returns or something, but that’s it. It’s a clear mismanagement of resources.

Make Me Smile

Rapunzel tries unsuccessfully to make Old Lady Crowley smile, but it’s not until she holds an honest conversation with the woman does she find a solution.

This is best short out of the bunch, and not just cause it stars the great Pat Carol either.

This is how Rapunzel should have been handled in the main series proper. Which is why I screen-grabbed this whole convo. It’s perfect.

Rapunzel spent 18 years lock in a tower. Of course she doesn’t understand different perspectives from her own cause her development has been stunted. She’s compassionate but lacks empathy. So she has a hard time connecting with others, but once she slows down an actually takes the time to listen to people she is capable of learning.

We needed more of this; just on a larger scale. Have Raps make mistakes, have people be annoyed with her or right angry when she messes up, and then have her learn.

Why the series thought it was a good idea to have everyone kiss her royal arse instead while she dug in her heels and consendinly took charge of everything even while still screwing up, I’ll never know.

Hare Peace

Feldspar asks Rapunzel to take care of his “precious”. Rapunzel thinks he means a pet rabbit, and is run ragged trying to keep up with it, but it turns out he was talking about his prized cabbage instead.

These shorts overall work a lot better than the main show. They know what they are and don’t try to be anything else. Therefore they deliver what is promised competently. They’re nothing amazing nor groundbreaking and in truth I wouldn’t want a whole series of them, but I get the feeling this is what the head executives at Disney were expecting when they signed off on the show and not whatever mess the main series turned out to be.

Night Bite

Rapunzel, Eugene, and the animals are out camping for the night and Max gets irritated by all the bugs.

What doesn’t work so well is the placement of some of the shorts. This particular short aired during season two and indeed that would make sense given that they are camping out here. Which why would they do that if they were still in Corona...

Yet some of the later shorts, which also aired during season two, clearly do take place in Corona debunking that theory. Just some context would be nice show, that’s all.

Also this short is meh.. not bad, not, good, just there.

Hiccup Fever

Rapunzel gets the hiccups and everyone in Corona seems to have advice on how to get rid of them, but only Eugene has the solution.

I’d argue that this is the funniest of the shorts. I legit laughed out loud at some points which is rare.

However it does sadly prove on thing.

Rapunzel was always a shit girlfriend, even before season three.

Being a douche to your boyfriend isn’t funny show.

Snowball

Rapunzel and Pascal plan to have some fun in the snow and things go awry.

So where and when is this exactly?

Unlike the other shorts, the context and setting for this one is paramount to whether or not Rapunzel is a simply lazy or a an outright dick.

For you see, Rapunzel had never been outside in the show before Queen for a Day. Ergo, this can only take place during the latter half of season one or during season two.

Now season two makes a lot of sense. They’re at some cabin in the woods that was never mentioned are seen on screen before and this did air during season two anyways. If that is the case then Raps just avoiding her planned road trip like always.

However, the last short and the next two also aired during season two and all of those do take place in Corona during season one and even the wiki states that they were all meant to take place during season one in original concept.

Yet if that is the case then Rapunzel is ignoring Varian right now and playing around in the thing that almost killed him...

Oh and that still doesn’t explain where this cabin is. Is it the mountain retreat that the King and Queen were going to spend their anniversary at?

What’s really mind boggling though is that they made this short in order to reuse the character models from Queen for a Day in order to save money, but then went and built this whole set that’s never seen outside of this short.

Like seriously who was on charge of the budget decisions in the series?

Hairdon't

Rapunzel offers to cut Eugene’s hair but then messes it up. She spends all day trying to stop Eugene from seeing his new do, but turns out the hairstyle becomes a hit with the Corona townspeople.

Rapunzel seriously lucked out here and it borderlines on the main series style levels of BS. She asks Eugene not to get upset before he sees what she’s done and, guess what, he is rightly upset.

Honestly the series needed to let Eugene get angry at Rapunzel for stuff. That’s what happens in relationships, you will make your partner mad at times and that’s ok. It’s all about how both of you handle that.

We never get to see how Eugene and Rapunzel would handle a real ordinary conflict and not just magic/ex girlfriend shenanigans that don't end with them putting off talking about it.

Even their best episodes in season two still are over conflicts that don’t have any immediate impact on their lives and are mostly hypotheticals to them, like kids or how other people should approach dating. And of course by season three Eugene is just reduced to a doormat.

Unicorn-y

Rapunzel tries to help Vladimir find his missing prized unicorn figurine in this spoof of old detective movies. Turns out Max and Pascal had found it and were using it to play chess.

Ok, first off, Eugene has the patience of a saint and deserves so much better than Raps and her bullcrap here. Same goes for Lance who is tied up as well during this scene.

But also this is another short that needed to be more than three mins long. The “mystery” is over before it even starts and the film noir parody only barely has time register in the viewer’s mind and then it’s over with.

Shorty’s Theme Song Takeover!

The last of the shorts aired after the show had ended as part of the Disney Channel’s on going promotional gimmick “Theme Song Takeover!”

Shorty finds Rapunzel’s journal and sings his own version of the show’s theme song, “Wind in my Beard”.

It’s ok.

All of Disney’s animated shows for the 2019/2020 line up has done one and some are funnier than than this and others not so. The Shorty one is pretty middle ground but what makes it work is that Rapunzel is completely oblivious to what’s going on and only Shorty, always the anomaly of the series, can perceive the fourth wall. Thus proving he was never really human.

As for placement, we know it’s season three cause of Rapunzel’s dress and they’re mostly likely inside the Snuggly Duckling right now. So just slot it in wherever you see fit.

Conclusion

That’s it for the shorts. The rest of Rapunzel’s Return should be up later this week and then hopefully I’ll be all caught up in time to cover the next episode next week.

#tangled #tangled the series #rapunzles tangled adventure #short cuts #anti-rapunzel #anti-tangled

40 notes · View notes

kate2kat · 3 years

Text

First lines

Thanks @my-citrus-pocket for the tag!

List the first lines of your last 20 stories (if you have fewer than 20, just list them all). See if there are any patterns. Choose your favorite opening line. Then tag 10 of your favorite authors!

Ok, here goes:

1. Tail-lights streak the tarmac like blood washing down a drain if you close your eyes just enough in the backseat of a car speeding across the city after midnight.

Nocturnal Creatures, Inception, Arthur/Eames

2. The last box has been carried in, the last of Crowley’s plants set down in the conservatory, the furniture is still every which way.

Here is our paradise, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

3. When Eames asked, one night in bed, as if it was the most natural next step (and it was), Arthur just said, “Yes.”

Red, Inception, Arthur/Eames

4. “Don’t you miss your shop?”

Now we both together, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

5. It was yet another boring corporate job.

A new life, Inception, Arthur/Eames

6. Soho is so much brighter and louder and flashier since the war.

Holy water, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

7. Bob wakes for no reason, the room is still dark, but the sound of rain ticking quietly against the window takes him back to the first time he stayed here with Dave, how he could hear it, only just hear it, over the sound of his own frightened heart and his own panicked breaths.

Rainy day, Rocknrolla, Bob/Dave (OC)

8. They are standing off by themselves in the porch of the village hall when midnight strikes.

Together, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

9. The first New Year, afterwards, Aziraphale promises himself he will always be open to new experiences, to change, to doing things he didn’t know he could, or would want to, with Crowley.

Promises, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

10. “Oh dear!” Aziraphale is dusting the bookshelves in the sitting room.

Pretty, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

11. In the days after Christmas, when nothing happens, the dead days before New Year, adults are grumpy, which is hard to understand when they were laughing so hard at Christmas dinner.

Little devil, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley, and Warlock Dowling (POV)

12. It’s a small thing, but it’s their thing.

Moments, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

13. “Cider,” says Crowley, shuddering visibly.

Ghastly, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

14. Aziraphale finds the card Crowley made him when he goes upstairs to fetch his thick cardigan.

You show me, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

15. They start arriving at the beginning of December: cards from their new friends in the village, decorated with robins, holly, Santas, stars, the manger in Bethlehem, some kitsch, some not. Inside, “Season’s Greetings!”, “Merry Christmas!”, “Wishing you joy this Christmas” and the like, signed by the senders, sometimes with a more personal line or two.

Truest star, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

16. Maybe it is that story people seem to love so much at this time of year, but Aziraphale is haunted by things he failed to do, people he could not help, those for whom his attempts at blessing came too late, or were too slight to penetrate the bubble of misery that surrounded them.

Just kindness, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

17. It’s a lot colder out here on the Downs than it is in London.

Something hot, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

18. Aziraphale likes Christmas in the world — the lights, the decorations, the music, the way people at least try to be happy.

Risks, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

19. “Reindeer? They’re alright, I suppose.

Unicorns, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

20. Crowley is a questioner, and here are some of his Christmas questions: Every day, Good Omens, Aziraphale/Crowley

Trends? I seem to like quite short opening sentences, except when they are very long.

Favourite? I really like the first line of Red, because it lets you know straight away that these two are deeply comfortable with each other, and I like writing established relationships a lot.

I also like the opening of Rainy day, because it calls back to the very beginning of a relationship that had a difficult start, but that is now settled and comfortable, which the rest of the story demonstrates.

Tags: @deinvatiwrites , @fiamac , @oceaxe-ifdawn , @letteredlettered , @laurashapiro-noreally, @corinnetags

#that's enough. no obligation #writing #fic #tumblr friends #long post

3 notes · View notes

praetor-of-fandoms · 5 years

Text

So,I finally started watching Good Omens,’Cause tumblr. This is me watching the show:

God is a woman. Love this show already

“Most Books on witchcraft will tell you that witches work naked. This is because men wrote them.”

“Don’t you dare say I’m nice.” and now,kiss

The anti-Christ’s “toesie-woesis”

Naming the hell hound “dog”

The scene at the beginning when Aziraphale puts his wings over Crowley as Crowley simultaneously moves under Aziraphales’s wing when it starts raining. Almost Like a reflex. That was so fucking cute I kept rewinding and watching.

“You hit someone.” “I didn’t. Someone hit me.”

“Get in,angel.” idk why but that made me feel feelings

“Ducks! That’s what water slides off!”

We now know why unicorns don’t exist

Crawley —> Crowley

“Well you were a snake.”

“Still a demon? What kind of question is that? What else am I going to be? An aardvark?”

The way Crowley walks( I haven’t seen any of David’s other work so I don’t know if that’s just how he walks but this gives Crowley so much character).

When Crowley ‘rescues’ Aziraphale during world war 2...so much chemistry in that scene...my heart..,

How hurt Crowley was when aziraphale said “fraternising”

“Kill them,they’re vey irritating.”

Crowley pointing upwards immediately after(bc bomb)

Crowley saving Aziraphale’s books

The way Aziraphale looks at him after...my heart

“Are you a witch?” “No,I’m an occultist.” “Oh,that’s alright,then.”

The scene at the bandstand...everything about that had me crying

The anti-Christ is...good??

“One big Avocado.”

Wait no the anti-Christ is bad

When Crowley wants Aziraphale to run away with him to Alpha Centauri

A PASSERBY THINKS THEY’RE A COUPLE MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS

Crowley and Hastur travelling through the telephone system

Crowley trapping Hastur- that’s one smart asf demon

The world ending and they’re just there...kissin’

When Aziraphale realised that god wants a war...my smol Baby I cant

“Oh...fuck.” ok 10/10. Wasn’t expecting that at all

You’re my best friend playing when the entire place is burning down...what kind of sick irony

“Aziraphale, for God’s...for Satan’s AHH for somebody’s sake,where are you?!”

“Somebody killed my best friend” I’m not crying,you’re crying

Crowley being devastated over Aziraphale’s death

Somebody to love playing when Crowley exits the bookshop

“And then you turn up, late for Armageddon,no flaming sword,not even a body, you pathetic excuse for an angel!”

“I suppose I am,really.” Aziraphale, nooo we love youu don’t say it like thattt

Crowley became a demon because he was...bored??

“Wiggle-on” WTF DO YOU MEAN AZIRAPHALE. WHAT DO YOU FUCKING MEAN AHHHHH

Ok I know this is bad but the horsemens’ entrance is epic asf

WTF was that seance scene

Crowley getting past the fire is EPIC

Everything about Aziraphale in miss Tracy’s body

“Right now that’s someone else’s problem.” Big mood

“I’m getting quite calmy worried.” Such a mood. 10/10

Horsemen or power rangers?? Guess we’ll never know

Wait Adam’s good again wtf

Also the irony in the anti-Christ being named Adam.

*Gates open automatically* which one of you young men did that? Okay, those kids are in trouble

“Could do with a few houseplants”

“Guys, you shouldn’t gone to all the trouble.” Crowley, you sassy bitch

Crowley’s car burning...I felt that

“It’s ‘kick’ butt for heavens sake.”

“Oohh cant believe I just said that.”

I like how it’s Crowley leading first then Aziraphale in the animation.

“I believe in peace,bitch” WHAT AN ICON

So Crowley came up with something just ‘cause he couldn’t bear the thought of not being able to talk to Aziraphale again? Yeah,tell me they’re not dating

So you’re telling me Crowley just knows what ice cream Aziraphale wants? Yeah,they’re dating

Ok but Michael had like a jug of holy water...how tf is more than half the tub full

“Shut your stupid mouth, and die already” BITCH HOW DARE YOU TALK TO MY SMOL CHILD LIKE THAT

HE ENTERED THE FIRE

I was honestly expecting them to save each other somehow...unless...

Everything about Crowley in the bath

“I don’t supposed that anywhere in the nine circles of hell there’s such a thing such as a rubber duck.” Crowley, do you seriously think now is the time to be sassy?

Splashing holy water all around sassily

I FUCKING KNEW IT. I KNEW THEY SWITCHED SOMEHOW

Lunch at the Ritz...bitch they’re a couple idc what anyone says

I NEED MORE OF THIS SHOW I

#good omens #crowley #crawley #aziraphale #neil gaiman #david tennant #michael sheen #textpost

85 notes · View notes

bazzledazzled · 5 years

Text

Fuel For Disaster- Chapter 2

Summary: Simon Snow only wanted to Be Baz’s fake boyfriend to get back at his extremely homophobic father. That was the only reason (and to find out what he was plotting.)

It wasn’t like he was actually going to fall in love with him.

Comments: Sorry this took so long to come out! I've been really busy lately and I'm going to get busier in the coming weeks but I'll try to update whenever I can! I really like this chapter though and I hope you guys do too!

Once again thank you to @dragonsandgayvampires and @abbie-the-unicorn for editing this!!

Trigger Warning: Homophobia Chapters: Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3

read it on ao3

“Okay ground rules,” Simon says. They’re on the train now, on the way to Baz’s. As the ride went on, Simon felt himself getting antsy, feeling increasingly more worried about this whole situation.

When Baz put on his clothes that morning for the trip home, Simon desperately wished he owned something other than trackie bottoms and a Watford jumper. Compared to him, Simon looked like a disaster, and that was not the impression he wanted to leave on Baz’s family.

Not that he cared….

“What?” Baz says. Simon huffs.

“I don’t know! If we’re in a fake relationship maybe we should just figure out what we’re comfortable with.” Baz frowns at Simon.

“Ok, first of all you need to stop doing that?”

“Doing what?” Simon swears that bastard glares harder.

“That! We can’t really convince your father we’re dating if you keep giving me the death glare.”

“This is my normal face, Snow.” Simon runs his hands through his curls. Baz was impossible. He doesn’t even know why he’s doing this anymore. He should get out while he still can.

“Of course it is. Crowley, would it kill you to smile once in a while?” Baz sneers and Simon decides to leave the topic alone.

“What else?” Baz says. He’s tapping his fingers against his pants in a steady beat.

“I dunno. I don’t really care.”

“Then why are you setting up ground rules!”

“I don’t know!” Simon huffs, turning away from Baz. There’s a tense silence between them before Baz sighs.

“Just… I guess do what normal couples do, right? Like hand-holding? Cuddling?” Baz gulps. His fingers tap even more rapidly.

“What about kissing?” Simon asks more tentatively. Baz doesn’t look at him.

“I’d prefer… if we don’t do that.” Baz says timidly. Simon doesn’t think he’s ever heard Baz say anything timidly before.

“Ok,” Simon says with a shrug. “What about pet names?” Baz snorts.

“Crowley, Snow you want to come up with pet names?”

“I mean it couldn’t hurt. Plus, you know you’re dying to hear me call you ‘sugar’?” Simon says, a small smirk on his face. Baz makes a sound and for a moment, Simon isn’t sure what it is. Then he realizes. Baz is laughing.

It’s so genuine and true that it catches Simon off guard for a second. They’re small giggles at first as a smile takes over Baz’s face, his eyes crinkling with a smile. Then, Crowley, he snorts.

For a moment, Baz stops, looking at Simon. But the moment passes and suddenly both of them are bursting out into giggles, snorting and cackling as they lean against each other slightly.

Simon has to admit, he kind of likes Baz’s laugh. It’s imperfect in a way that completely contradicts his normal behavior. He looks so different when he’s happy and honestly it makes Simon feel like the world was spinning.

Maybe this trip wouldn’t be so terrible after all.

Baz should’ve never agreed to this. He should’ve never fallen for Simon’s dull blue eyes and he should’ve never thought that this could work out.

Simon smiles at him. He laughs and it’s the most amazing thing Baz has ever heard.

Baz already knew he was a goner, but this might just kill him.

Simon was beginning to have his doubts when he reached the front step of Baz’s house. Baz’s maid or something picked them up from the train station and it was a long and quiet ride back to Baz’s. Simon was used to silence between him and Baz, but now it seemed even worse. He was anxious and desperately wanted someone to talk to, but Baz didn’t say anything, so he didn’t either.

Baz opens the door, his expression holding no emotion. He didn’t look happy or scared, not one bit. Simon was dead jealous.

Simon follows Baz’s lead as they step into the foyer of the Grimm-Pitch mansion. Simon tried not to stare, he really did, but he’s never seen a place so grand. The outside made it look big, but it was HUGE on the inside. There were two statues of gargoyles at the bottom of a spiral staircase that led up to Merlin knows where. It was adorned with dark red velvet carpet and elegant wooden rails polished to perfection. On the floor beneath them there was a rug that was probably worth more than Simon as a person and a huge crystal chandelier hung above them.

He felt like he was in the Queen’s castle, which is, to say the least, he was out of place. He was very out of place.

“Stop gawking, Snow,” Baz whispers-hisses at Simon. Simon tries to close his mouth, flushing slightly.

“Basil,” a voice says. Simon and Baz turn to it, Baz doing it cooly and Simon doing it in a panicky way that made it seem like he was up to something.

Standing there is a woman. She looks nothing like Baz, but she has long brown hair and brown eyes. Next to her is Baz’s father.

Just seeing his cool expression made Simon want to bolt out the door and never come back. But he gave a sidelong glance at Baz and knew he had to stay. He was going to stay.

“Mother, father,” Baz says, his voice holding no emotion. Baz’s dad looks Baz up and down, then his eyes settle on Simon. Simon feels his anxiety build up even more.

“To what do I owe the pleasure, Mr. Snow?” He says, sounding like it definitely is not a pleasure.

Simon opens his mouth to say something, but all words escape him. He stutters, trying to come up with something. He was never good with words, and this time was no exception.

Suddenly, Simon feels a cold hand on the small of his back. He gasps slightly at the touch, not quite expecting it. He looked over to find Baz standing next to him.

“Mother, father. I believe I discussed the arrangement to have my boyfriend over for Christmas.” Baz’s dad looks angry and it begins to dawn on Simon that this probably wasn’t the best idea. Who would believe that Baz would date him? They’re on complete opposite sides of a war. Baz and his lot probably hated Simon just as much as they hated the Mage.

“Ah. Of course,” Baz’s dad says cooly, smiling with a pained expression.

“Now, if you wouldn’t mind, Simon and I are going to bring our bags to our rooms.” What happened next was a blur. Baz led him up the stairs, moving his hand from Simon’s back to his hand. He seemed angry, but Simon couldn’t really think about that.

Baz called him Simon.

To be fair, Simon probably wasn’t the best choice if Baz was on a mission to find a fake boyfriend to convince his father it was completely and utterly possible for two boys to be in love. He stuttered a lot, dressed like a slob, and had atrocious table manners. Earlier was a disaster, but dinner was an even bigger disaster. Baz isn’t even sure how they managed to get through it.

And after it all, his father had the audacity to ask if Simon knew about his “condition.”

Baz missed Watford. Anything was better than this.

Simon and Baz were forced to sleep in separate rooms, but apparently Simon didn’t get the memo.

“What are you doing in my room, Snow?” Baz says, ignoring how cute he looked sitting on Baz’s couch holding a pillow close to his chest. His bottom lip was bright red and raw, as if he’s been biting it. A bad habit that he used to do more often, but stopped after Bunce kept telling him off for it.

Simon shoots up, his face turning red as he tries to come up with an excuse. He’s wringing the pillow in his hands, making it all wrinkled.

“Something keeps making noises in my room,” Simon says finally. Baz rolls his eyes.

“That’s the wraiths, Snow.” Simon scowls.

“Am I supposed to know what those are?”

“Of course you should. Mages grow up learning about them from the age of three. But, of course, you’re hardly a mage,” Baz says with a sneer. Simon huffs.

“Can I just, sleep in here?” Baz glares at him for a long moment before giving in. Simon is scared of wraiths because he’s an idiot and Baz is completely and utterly in love with him and can’t say no. Crowley, this was already a disaster.

“Fine. But you’re sleeping on the couch.” Simon snorts and Baz glares.

“What?”

“Nothing you just completely vaporized the whole ‘one bed’ trope.” Baz glared at him, but inwardly he was screaming like a teenage schoolgirl who’s crush just looked at them.

“That trope is stupid and overused.” Simon snorts again.

“Your search history says otherwise.” If Baz was drinking something, he would’ve spit it out.

“Excuse me.”

“Oh come on Baz. Don’t act like you don’t know what I’m talking about.” Baz glares.

“No, Snow. I haven’t the slightest clue.”

“Tell that to your search history of thousands of Klance and Drarry bed-sharing AUs.” Someone should straight up just bury Baz. Let Snow lay him down in his grave so he can be let down one last time.

“You’re half-numpty, Snow, you barely understand the words coming out of your mouth.”

“You know you seem to be particularly fond of the enemies to lovers fics…” Baz huffs, walking over to his bed and pulling the covers back.

“Stop touching my stuff Snow.” And with that, Baz turns off the light with his wand. He crawls into his bed, pulling the covers up so they covered every part of him except his head. He heard Simon toss and turn on the couch, trying to get comfortable. Simon huffs before settling in a position.

The silence in the air is thick and suffocating. Baz never liked his room in Hampshire, and this was no exception. But soon Simon’s snores started to fill the room and Baz started to feel at ease.

He fell asleep to the familiar sound of the supernova that was Simon Snow.

“There’s the bugger,” a familiar voice says. It was way too early and Baz was hoping the kitchen would be empty, but this was the kind of surprise that can be forgiven. Baz wipes the sleep from his eyes, grinning widely.

“Hey Fiona.” Fiona grins back at him, sliding him a plate of eggs and sausage as he sits down. Baz doesn’t bother to tell her that he doesn’t like to eat in front of people.

“When did you get in? I thought you weren’t coming for another three days.” Fiona taps her black nails against the table.

“Well I had to come immediately when I found out you found yourself a bloke.” Despite himself, Baz feels a blush creep up his face. Thankfully, he hasn’t fed yet so it’s not that noticeable.

“It’s just a bloke,” Baz says, trying to sound uninterested as he pushes his eggs around his plate, even though his heart’s pounding. Fiona snorts.

“Jesus Christ, Basil, you’re blushing.” This only causes Baz to blush even more.

“It’s not that big of a deal, Fi,” Baz says, because it really isn’t. Baz wishes it were. Or maybe it is, at least to Baz.

“Well come on then, who is it? Someone from a respectable family I’m sure.” As if prompted, there is a crash from behind them as something falls to the floor. Both Baz and Fiona turn to it, their eyes landing on none other than the Chosen One, who looks properly mortified. On the floor is the toaster for some ungodly reason.

“Snow,” Baz says cooly. Simon’s face goes even redder as he picks up the toaster, obviously still half awake, although Simon is always clumsy even if he didn’t just wake up.

“S-Sorry I’ll leave,” Simon mumbles, his eyes trained on the ground. Baz sighs.

“Come sit down, Snow. We have eggs.” Simon sits down beside Baz awkwardly, shifting in his seat. They definitely were going to have to work on this more.

Baz sides his plate to Simon, brushing his arm in the process. He finishes it off by whispering “here you go, love” into Simon’s ear. Simon looks as red as a tomato as he digs in.

When Baz turns back to Fiona, her expression is a mix of horror, awe, and suspicion. But mostly she just looks amused.

“Care to explain why the Chosen One is in our kitchen, Basilton? In your pajamas, mind you.” Baz almost rolls his eyes.

“I’m sure you know that my boyfriend is staying with me for the holidays,” Baz says, emphasizing “boyfriend.” He enjoyed the sound of that way more than he should for a fake relationship.

Fiona raises an eyebrow at Baz and he knows all the questions she’s dying to ask from that glance. Is this a plot? When did this start? Is it really a good idea to date the Chosen One?

Baz didn’t really have a good answer for any of her questions.

“Well, Chosen One, it’s a pleasure to meet you,” Fiona says with a wicked grin as she holds a hand out to Simon.

Baz does not have a good feeling about this.

#snowbaz #simon snow #baz pitch #carry on #wayward son #rainbow rowell #fuel for disaster #candy writes #chapter 2 #sorry this took so long!#snowbaz fanfiction #fanfiction

19 notes · View notes

impala-dreamer · 7 years

Text

NJCon Through A Dreamer's Eyes...

My Memories of the weekend. It’s long, so it’s under the cut.

I know I’m going to forget things, but here’s what I remember most: (in no logical order)

Jason Manns is a really cool dude. We had a few moments that made me think some thoughts. My selfie with him is one of my fave pics from the weekend. We’re totally in love. Lol.

Emily Swallow is a beautiful bird who has been magicked to us from the 1970s and I want to have a sleepover girly party with her and I told her as much. She’s beautiful.

I’m fairly certain that Kim Rhodes and I are the same person.

I want to bed Brianna. And I have no shame in saying that.

Ruth Connell is the most adorable being to ever walk the Earth AND she can fucking sing like an angel and I want to put her in my pocket to keep her forever.

Shoshanna is an absolutely beautiful soul. Her panel was incredible and I cried through most of it. Immediately bought an auto with her afterwards and I’m so happy that I got to meet her. She’s just… an exceptional human being.

Louden Swain!!! So… this is funny. I have always loved Mike. He’s adorable. I said as much when they took the stage on Friday, and April (who just met my husband) says, “Yeah, because he’s an Asian version of Bill (my husband)” to which i was like “Naw…. OH MY LORD you’re right!” lol. I even sent Bill and picture and he goes “Yeah, that’s me!” lol. So… I go to get my CD signed, and I was going down the line and I said “Hi” to Billy, bc … whatever. He gets enough attention. I told Steven about my 10 year old being a drummer and he was like “Awe, cool!” And then.. I get to Mike. I put my hands on the table and leaned over and said: “You wanna hear the most awkward thing you’ll hear all weekend?” He looks up and says “YES!”. “I love you and you’re adorable and I just realized it’s because you look just like my husband.” And he turned pink and giggled. I walked away very proud of myself! Lol.

Jake Abel. Jake… Abel…. He grew up, dude. Wow. That man… is gorgeous. His panel was awesome and we all walked away with a twinkle in our eyes. Well, then we get to his autograph, and April is all cute and nice to him. I get up and lean down on the table (this apparently is my “you listen here, sonny” move of the weekend) and I said, “You sir, are incredibly charming. You panel was great.” And he said “I love compliments! Keep them coming!” April chimes in with “You converted her! She hated Adam!” And I was like “Hold up, I don’t HATE Adam… OK, I did… “ Turn back to Jake and wag my finger at him and go, “You are charming as fuck. Keep it up” And he laughed. He’s fucking charming, and he needs to know that. Lol

JDM: That man OOZES testosterone. I don’t even like him, but he walked passed me and April and my knees actually buckled. He is SEX on legs. I’m not even exaggerating. And he’s so sweet and kind and just amazing.

Rachel Minor was beautiful and so sweet and just a lovely person. Her panel was great and she was truly excited to see everyone. For her autograph, I don’t know what happened, but I just about started to cry, so I turned my face away and she said “No, No, it’s OK” And she grabbed my hand and squeezed me a bit. She was so … she’s just a kind unicorn and that’s the end of that. I will love her for the rest of my days.

Karaoke was LOUD and hilarious. Emily was my favorite thing ever and she wore a Tiger costume and did the running man. She is literally adorable.

SNS- AMAZING. Like, I could probably do 3K just on that, but I won’t. Just know it was very emotional for me and I cried hard. HARD.

MARK SHEPPARD: He was my first photo op. I was a little nervous, but I pushed through. I walked up and said “I have always loved you, Mark.” He smiled and I went to hug him, but he turned me and pressed his cheek to mine for the photo. He was solid and real and I was like “Holy crap”. After the photo, he’s still got his hands on me and I said, “We’re all going to miss you.” And he squeezed my shoulder. I walked away, hit the door and started crying. I don’t know what it was, or why, but I cried. He has been in every single show I’ve ever loved, and … he’s just… MARK. So cool. His panel was FUCKING HILARIOUS AND I LOVE HIM. My auto with him: I have my box ready to sign, but I have a specific place I need J2M2 to sign it, because I’m insane. So… It went something like this:

Me: Hi Mark!Mark: Hi. (kinda smile. He goes to sign the top and I waved my hand over it)

Me: No! Could you please sign on this side?

Mark: No.

Me: Please?Mark: Where?

Me: Here (shows spot)

Mark: No.

Me: Please?Mark: Why?Me: Because I need you to sign in here.

Mark: Why?Me: Because I love you.

Mark: No.

Me: Fucking Sign It!Mark: Well, tip it up!Me: THANK YOU!

Mark: *Smirk*

It was magical and I love him so much.

MISHA COLLINS: I woke up Saturday morning and my first thought was MISHA!!! So… I go in for the auto, and amazingly I’m not too nervous. I see him standing there and I think “fuck, he’s skinny” lol. I watch him do his thing, some girl jumps on his back, another does a silly pose. Then these girls are asking him to do something and he’s saying ‘no’, he doesn’t want to, but they insist, and so they pose with him “smacking” their asses. It kinda seemed like he wasn’t happy with it. So, anyway, I get up and I’m like “Hi Mr. Collins!” And he says Hi, and then I was like “Um… dealer’s choice.” So we smushed together and he gave like a finger gun. It was cute, but I walked away kinda disappointed. Like, he wasn’t MISHA. It was weird. Later at his panel he explained how he’d been traveling for like 17 hours to get there and had taken a sleeping pill and then not slept on the plane, so apparently not-Misha was just exhausted-Misha, so I gave him a pass. We’re cool again. He’s still Misha. BTW- we got TWO Misha panels because of a JDM time issue on Sunday and it was awesome. He is … well… Misha. He’s funny and filthy and I love him. Sigh.

His auto: I had him sign “Sam’s side” of the box. Because I know Crowley and Sam hate each other, so I split up my Destiel for Sam’s sake (did I mention I’m insane? OK, cool)

He goes to sign THE TOP! So I said “i’m so sorry, I gotta direct you to sign over here” and he kinda was like “Fuck you, I do what I want” But he did. IN GOLD. Everyone else signed in silver, but Misha used GOLD because… it’s fuckin’ Misha. Anyway… I said “I know you must be exhausted, but thank you so much for being here. You are fucking amazing.” And he looked up… and Winked that big-ass, Misha wink. And I was like “fuck yeah” Misha.

JENSEN ACKLES: What do I say about Jensen? Do I describe how I could barely look him in the face? I guess I’ll be honest and tell the truth as it happened to me….

I shared an op with my Stephie (bless her for snatching that up for us). I was fine on line, we get in the room and I start freaking out. Halfway up the line I turn to her and say, “I don’t feel good” And she goes “You’re fine” and I’m like, “I am. I got this.”

Then I feel it. I know I’m going to cry. It’s so tight in my gut and it’s working it’s way up. Now, my fear before hand was being taken out of line in my Jared op, so for this to be happening for Jensen kinda shocked me. So, I finally see him, and I grabbed Steph’s arm and I remember saying “THIGHS” lol. But then all hell breaks loose inside of me. I start shaking and the tears are coming. We get two away, and I spin around away from Jensen and say aloud, “I AM NO OK!” So the I’m Alive lady steps towards me, but Steph calls her off and just spins me back around, has her hand on my back and she’s like “It’s OK, bring it down. You got this.” And SOMEHOW I managed to suck it all up and walk over to Jensen.

Now, here’s where it gets blurry. I look up at his face and I go, “Oh My God!” And I run to him. He opens his arms, and I duck under one, and Steph the other. I have my arm around his back and I didn’t know what to do with my hand, so I shoved it up under his arm. Lol. So I’m… in Jensen’s pits. And … I took a deep breath. (did not like his smell. Don’t hate me. It did not agree with my nose. lol) Anyway… then I said thanks and walked out. NOW- STEPH Says That I also said “I WANT TO SQUISH YOU!” But I clearly blacked out, because I do not remember that. Anyway, next thing I know, we are standing outside (edited for adult content) and I am full on panic attack. My entire body is shaking. My stomach is quaking, I can’t breath. I’m just clinging to the balcony bricks like “HOLY FUCKING SHIT” and I takes me about thirty mins to calm down. I go back to the room and kick April out and I just cried. Like, full on, sobbing tears. Then, dried off, took a shot of whiskey and moved on with my life.

I met Jensen twice more that day, but I’ll save those for later.

JARED PADALECKI: I was not nervous. I was not emotional. I got online, and I was fine. I saw his shoes first. And then as we got closer, his legs, then his hands, and then finally his face. I started to get a little choked up, but the girl behind me was full on crying, so I turned and said to her “You listen to me, Jared is a ray of sunshine and he’s about to make everything ok” And she calmed down. I think telling her to stop crying actually kept me from crying. OK. So…

The song playing when we walked in was Bad Company “Shooting Star” And I was air guitaring to keep my hands from shaking. Then it changed to Tiffany “I think we’re alone now”, and Jared did the BOOTY DANCE!!! And I died a little.

Then he gets a phone call. He says “i’m so sorry, it’s the wifey” So he steps back a bit and answers, then he’s talking to his kids and his face is just… he’s so smiley and happy and peaceful. He kept coming back to the line like “i’m so sorry, just a sec” and we were all like “do what you gotta do dude” I could watch him talk on the phone forever.

Then… right next to me Rachel shows up from the back door to say hi. And he drops to his knees and is talking to her, and he’s so focused and loving and they chat and I’m just like “Is this man for real?” He is.

He comes back to line finally and walks towards the giant light and says “I’m Burning up!” And lifts his shirt to fan himself and there it is: Padabelly. I saw his light brown leather belt and a tiny tiny line of his Saxx and I … yeah. Anyway…

So I get up to him and he turns to me and smiles so beautifully and I said “Hi!” And he says “How are ya?” And I said “I’m aldhflUKeglKShg”. A weird squeak comes out and I just lunge at him and bury my face in his chest. So he kinda shrugs and we take a hug picture.

I walked away… I swear to god I have never felt so happy in my whole life. It was like my body was floating on a cloud. My heart was full of cotton candy and unicorns. Jared was so genuine, and enjoying being there and so so happy. And if Jared Padalecki is happy, there is nothing wrong in the world.

We made it back to the hotel room and I burst out singing and dancing “I’ve got everything that I need, right in front of me” And I think I scared April, but it was appropriate. I was so so happy.