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Here is an idea for a couples Halloween costume that will win every contest. One of you is the roach, the other is the jewel wasp. Get a roach costume, a shiny green evening dress, wings, antennae, and one of those dog collar neck chains.
Jewel wasps sting roaches so they are alive and docile then lead them back to their nests so they can be eaten alive by their young larvae. For such lovely wasps they are a bit diabolical.
- My thesis: Tape a few pages of text to my shirt and if anyone tells me it's a shitty costume I can yell "IT'S NOT FINISHED YET I DON'T DEFEND UNTIL APRIL".
- A dice goblin: Cover myself in large cardboard dice shapes, wear a dice necklace, steal anything dice shaped, talk in a gollum voice all night and roll a d20 before I take any action.
- Cyanobacteria: wear blueish-green and be toxic.
- The Ghost of Your Unanswered Emails: Tape a bunch of emails with the subjects *IMPORTANT* or *DUE TODAY* to the outside of a sheet. Haunt people and whisper "you have 179 unread emails" in their ears.