My friend only knows about SCP stuff through me and a bit ago they asked me if you could summon Clef with enough Hawaiian shirts and altoids and I still think about that
Looking at Clef’s redacted name in his personnel file on the wiki, it 100% fits for his name to literally be Altoid
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I can't believe Alto Clef was short for Altoid Clef this entire time, this guy's name change really was picking two of his favorite things and mashing them together
im about to consume an entire fucking can of altoids in one sitting. i have to know why he cant eat them. im doing it
how do you fucking open these things with their little seran wraps
its open. bon appetite
oh fuck holy shit oh god i hate this fuck in my entire time of making horrible life choices this is it. this is the epitome of my regrets this stands above all around me oh my god fucking hell jesus christ
nothing will ever beat the peak comedy that was me saying "altoid Clefford" and without my knowledge the scp video i was watching starting about dr clef