#CATCF headcanon

[bellarose204]

Veruca salt : Mr wonka . . . I'm a lesbian

Willy Wonka : what?!

Violet Beauregarde : Wonka I'm a lesbian too

Willy Wonka : well uh . . . Is there anyone else in this room who likes men?

*Charlie and Mike standing in the background holding hands*

#charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory 2005 #willy wonka 2005 #wonka 2005 #willy wonka #veruca salt #violet beauregarde #charlie bucket #mike teavee #catcf headcanon #headcanon #lgbtq #lgbtq headcanons #this is based on that sonic meme ik lol #sonic im a lesbian #veruca x violet #charlie x mike #lesbian #gay #clara spice genderfluid #i also headcanon wonka as pansexual

[ohlookanotherwritingblog]

Willy Wonka SFW Alphabet

Yes I wrote for Willy Wonka leave me alone. He’s the entire reason this blog exists to begin with.

The timeline isn’t really set so this could all take place before the contest or after. But it’s implied that you met long before the contest.

I tried to keep it gender neutral. It’s also not proof read because I don’t want to do that lol. Enjoy.

Click here for NSFW version

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

Willy isn’t a very touchy person and he isn’t very good with words so he would show his affection through small acts of service or gifts to show that he appreciates you and is always thinking of you.

After being with you for a while he would start to tolerate little touches.

Please be patient with him. The physical affection will come with due time.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?)

Willy is a very introverted man. He didn’t have many friends as a child and once he set out on his journey to become a chocolatier he didn’t have time to make any friends. You could say the Oompa Loompas became his friends and while he does value, appreciate, and care a lot for them, it’s mostly a boss and employee type of relationship.

However you somehow came into his life and declared yourself his friend. Like some friendships, there are ups and downs, pros and cons. But you both get over them soon enough and once he really accepts you as a friend you become as thick as thieves.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?)

He’ll only cuddle you once he is fully ok with your touch. He’s not totally reject full of touch, he just doesn’t like strangers touching him. Once he gets to know someone they start to find out how touch starved he really is.

He won’t be clingy but he would be a tad disappointed if you moved away from him.

He’d probably be the big spoon most of the time but please let him be little spoon sometimes.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?)

He’d only be content with “settling down” once he is 100% certain of handing his legacy over to his heir. Once Charlie is old enough and experienced enough to run the factory himself, he’d be ok with settling down. Don’t expect to leave the factory tho. That’s his home, he would never want to leave it. Plus he’d want to be there for Charlie if he ever needs help.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?)

The only reason I could see him ending a relationship with someone is if their personality just didn’t fit with his or if he felt like his lifestyle wasn’t enough for his partner.

If he felt like you deserved a better life than spending it inside a factory and being away from him most of the day then he would encourage (more like gently force) you to leave and find someone better.

It would be hard for him, since once he likes and trusts someone it would be really hard for him to let them go. He doesn’t want to hurt you but he wants what’s best for you and if that means leaving him then he’ll learn to cope.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

Willy doesn’t really see a point in marriage other than getting to call his partner his spouse and the tax benefits.

He thinks that if he’s been in a relationship with you long enough he should be able to call you his spouse if he wanted to, ring or not.

However if you wanted to get married and have a wedding he would do it, just promise him it’s gonna be a very small intimate wedding.

(He’d probably propose with a Ring Pop let’s be honest)

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?)

Sorry to say this but in the beginning, he won’t be very gentle emotionally. He’s used to being alone and he doesn’t like to fight but he’d end up coming off as a little insensitive to your feelings. He doesn’t mean to, he just gets so busy and stressed that you won’t be his top priority for a while.

Physically though, he’s not rough with you what so ever. He doesn’t want to hurt you.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

As stated before, he’d have to know you for a while to be comfortable with hugs. The longer he knows you the longer and more often the hugs are.

At the beginning of him getting used to your touch he’d prefer quick side hugs but much later one he’d lovingly accept a full hug.

He wouldn’t like surprise hugs as much. He’d tolerate them but he’d much prefer to know it’s coming.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

It would take Willy a LONG time before he could actually say the words. He likes to show his love through actions rather than words. In fact he may not ever say it. He would just assume you know that he loves you based off his actions. If you want him to actually say it you’d have to tell him. But be prepared for the conversation to be deflected, something about you mumbling.

He doesn’t like talking about his feelings so please don’t rush him and understand that he may never say it. But he does love you, you just have to see it rather than hear it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

Oh he gets jealous alright. He has never had someone love him the way you do and he doesn’t want to let that go.

He’d try to stay calm, he trusts you but he doesn’t trust the other person. He’d be silently seething, pretending not to notice but his grip on his cane has become increasingly tighter and his jaw is set firm.

Even if he trusts you, you may have to reassure him a bit.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

He’s only been kissed once before you. It was when he was younger. He didn’t initiate it, it caught him off guard and he wasn’t very pleased.

Kissing you was different though. Like everything else, it took him a while to do it. It only started out as small pecks until he was comfortable with a full kiss.

He enjoys kissing you but he would rather keep it private and won’t kiss you around other people, not even the Oompa Loompa’s. He’ll allow you to kiss his cheek in front of other people but that’s about it.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?)

I mean…we’ve all seen the movie. He only tolerates kids if they’re polite and well mannered.

I do not think he would want a child of his own. He’s too busy and he would fear he’d end up like his father.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

He gets up early. He’s got a whole factory to run you know.

If you’re a morning person: he would enjoy the time you share getting ready in the morning. Willy is the kind of person to shower in the morning, he’s too tired to do it at night. If you shower in the morning as well then you’d probably shower together. Don’t expect anything naughty to happen tho.

If you’re not a morning person: he’d try to be as quiet as possible to let you sleep in. He won’t let you sleep in too late but he’ll let you get a few more hours in. Before he leaves he’ll give you a kiss on the head.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

He’s usually exhausted at the end of the night. So much to do when running a factory and inventing new candies. Sometimes when he’s close to a break through or he’s on an “inventing high” as you like to put it, you have to force him to relax and go to sleep before he over exerts himself.

If neither of you are planning anything…naughty…then you’d both do your night time routines together. Be prepared to be waiting a while for him, his night time routine can be long.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?)

Willy is a very private man. He doesn’t like talking about his childhood or his father and if you try to bring it up he will deflect immediately.

He will start to slowly open up to you more and more over time but it’s hard for him to do. He becomes very vulnerable. He doesn’t like thinking of his past when he has everything he’s ever dreamed of in the present.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?)

He surprisingly has a good amount of patience. He can get ticked off easily but to make him really angry is hard.

You would need an insane amount of patience with him as well. He won’t show physical affection for a long time, he probably won’t talk about you to other people (he’s very private), won’t open up for a while, won’t be around you a lot, and he may come off as insensitive to your feelings sometimes.

He means well, and he does love and care about you. You just have to be patient.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

He remembers a surprising amount of things. He’s used to not having a notepad when he has a new idea so his memory has gotten pretty good.

He’s good with remembering little details but he’d be awful with dates and names. Everyday is the same for him so he doesn’t bother checking the date. So he may forget a birthday or anniversary of yours. Please don’t be too mad. He’d make it up to you.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?)

His favourite memory is probably when he first showed you around his factory. He loved how you lit up with wonder with each new room you saw. He also loved how you treated the Oompa Loompas so well.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?)

He’s not super protective but he likes to be safe than sorry. He’d rather you stay in the factory, he trusts you to not do anything stupid, plus he knows the Oompa Loompa’s would watch over you. They adore you as well so there’s no way they’d let you get hurt or lost.

However if and when you do decide to leave the factory for a while he’d rather you go out the back. The front is too obvious and he wouldn’t want you to be affiliated with him in public, lest you be hounded by nosy nelly’s. He trusts you, he really does. But he probably would send an Oompa Loompa to secretly tail you just in case. They are small enough to go undetected by the public, but you know. You recognize those footsteps behind you. You can’t be mad at Willy. You understand he just wants to make sure you’re safe. It’s one of the ways he shows he loves you.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?)

Willy doesn’t like to half ass anything. However, don’t expect lavish dates or gifts. He may be hella successful but he’s humble as well.

Most dates would happen around the factory and I wouldn’t doubt that he’d have the Oompa Loompa’s choreograph a song and dance for you. Any gift you’d receive he would make himself, he loves giving you new candies to try. It’s his way of letting you get involved in his work.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?)

If he’s really engrossed in something, he’ll unintentionally ignore you. You could be talking to him and he’ll be like “uh huh” “sounds nice”. He doesn’t mean to, he’s just very invested in his thoughts.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?)

He’s very vain. He has a whole room just for hair cream. It was made specially for him. Did you see how critical he was of his hair cut? He had a whole head of brown hair and one gray hair freaked him out.

His skin is also always so smooth and soft. His night time routine is so long cause he’s doing skin care.

His clothes are always so clean and neat.

He was very self conscious as a kid, especially with that damn contraption on his head. Now he takes so long to make sure he’s looking and feeling his best.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

When Charlie first declined his offer, he went on a spiral and felt like shit and he barely even knew the boy.

But if you left, he’s sure he wouldn’t survive (he can be quite dramatic). He’d try really hard to keep going, but he’d miss you. He’d miss waking up next to you, seeing you interact with his workers, seeing how your face lit up every time he showed you a new invention. He missed everything about you.

As we know, if Willy isn’t feeling good, his candy won’t taste good. I wouldn’t be surprised if his sales declined. Maybe they’d get so bad he’d have to shut down the factory (again).

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.)

He’s surprisingly good at drawing. It would make sense that he could draw landscapes and scenery considering he had to have drawn the blueprint for Prince Pondicherry’s castle, his factory, and all the rooms inside. But what’s surprising is he can draw people as well.

Many times he’ll find his thoughts drifting away while drawing a new blueprint for a new candy or perhaps a new room and when he finally snaps out of it he notices he’s drawn you. He gets embarrassed but he never throws away any of them. But he also hasn’t shown you. He’s much too embarrassed about that.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?)

Someone who’s all around rotten or selfish. He’s a very generous man so don’t take him for granted. Don’t expect a sugar daddy or anything. He won’t spoil you, but sometimes he may spoil you a tiny bit on special occasions.

He’d also want you to have good hygiene. He’s a very organized and clean man. He doesn’t want someone who’s messy and dirty. (All the depressed bitches punching air rn, I know, I am too lmao)

Also if you don’t like candy or chocolate what the hell are you even doing with him? His whole life revolves around it so he’d only want someone who enjoys it at least a normal amount or as much as him. It’s ok if you don’t like certain candies or chocolates, he understands not everyone will like everything but if you hate all of it? Nah.

Also, have you ever seen how a pet will act aggressively or scared with a certain person but you’ve never seen that person be mean to the pet? It’s the same with the Oompa Loompa’s. He’s very connected with them and can read their body language very well. If you disrespect them when he’s not around, he will know and he won’t stand for it.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?)

This man is a DEEP sleeper when he’s exhausted. And he’s exhausted a LOT. The only thing that can wake him is his alarm. Have fun trying to wake him yourself. And if you do manage to wake him up, he’s one of those people that wake up scared.

He’ll have the occasional nightmare. If you can’t wake him up (you probably shouldn’t anyway) just reach over and hold his hand or rub his arm, it will calm him down.

He’s also a slight sleep talker. You can’t hold conversations with him but he’ll mumble out some sentences here and there. You’ve caught your name a few times.

#willy wonka #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #willy wonka x reader #sfw alphabet #gn reader #gender neutral reader #headcanons #catcf

[sorry-mom-ive-sinned]

Did character templates for all of my catcf headcanons. I am mentally ill

#spent 4+ hours on these lmaoooo #catcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #augustus gloop #violet beauregarde #veruca salt #mike teavee #art #my art #headcanon #headcanons

[noodleslugworth]

Wait. Dumb question, but:

So Scrubbit and Bleacher raised Noodle, right? And she knows how to read. So did they teach her to read? Or did she go to a daycare or school of some sort?

And if so, after all those years wouldn't someone have noticed the poor way she's being cared for at home?

(By @palettesofrenaissance)

#noodle #noodle wonka #noodle smith #noodle slugworth #noodle smith slugworth #wonka headcanons #wonka movie #wonka 2023 #calah lane #catcf

[cytryndor]

okay but if the wonka golden ticket competition was taking place when fickelgruber was a child, he would’ve been next willy wonka, maybe even the one who gave charlie bucket this title. but not wilder one or depp one, more like christian borle and/or douglas hodge. love him for that

#dynasty of wonkas like ive said before #and also that applies if we get felix’s growing up poor headcanon for a canon #but id love this to happen #also 2005 catcf is a crime against humanity #felix fickelgruber #willy wonka #charlie bucket #mathew baynton #timothy chalamet #gene wilder #johnny depp #douglas hodge #christian borle

[hamscallion]

Okay but there's no one who can convince me that Marvin Prune isn't a Weezer fan.

Like he'd prolly sing Buddy Holly to Violet to cheer her up

#headcanon #catcf #Marvin Prune #charlie and the chocolate factory

[wonkasposition]

Woah what’s up it’s abe again :0

Anyway here’s my 1971!charlie headcanons (+doodle above)

•bi-gender!!

•uses she/he pronouns

•takes on a very caring older sibling kinda role with her friends (aka mom friend :3)

•he has type 1 diabetes 😎

•has some culinary skills and sings lullaby’s why she cooks

•very exhausted most of the time, will work himself to death if given the chance

•she will make ur school lunches and cut the hotdogs into little octopuses and take the crust of ur pb&j

•he gets dance lessons from the oompa’s when she moves into the factory!!

•she has the trademark Charlie bucket survivors guilt y’know

•he’s working through it tho so it’s okay

•finds puns genuinely enjoyable

•she has audhd!! And stims most often by tapping things a lot and is a very verbal stimmer

•often used his grandparents as taste testers for her food but eventually realized they were way too biased and started using Mike as a taste tester

#catcf #catcf 1971 #wwatcf #charlie and the chocolate factory #Willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie bucket #Mike teevee #headcanons #catcf 2005 #catcf musical #catcf broadway #Mike teavee #she’s my silly y’know

[duckgens]

a while ago I said that 2005 mike would listen to my chemical romance, which is true, but upon introspection I think that musical mike would too

2005 mike’s favorite mcr album is the black parade. he’s a ‘wear skeleton gloves and wear red eyeliner’ type mcr enjoyer

musical mike’s favorite mcr album is three cheers for sweet revenge. he would talk a younger kid into jumping off a building while thank you for the venom plays on a low volume. he would wreck his house to destroya

bonus: 2001 script mike is a casual mcr enjoyer and only knows a handful of songs. his favorite is the sharpest lives

#both 2005 mike and musical mike’s favorite mcr song is boy division #2005 mike writes lyrics in pen on his sneakers #2005 mikes favorite band is pierce the veil and musical mikes is green day #also this is my way of telling y’all about my headcanon that musical mike tries convincing other kids to kill themselves #musical mike LOVES vampire money #and just danger days in general #2001 mikes favorite band is limp bizkit obvs #ALSO one of my favorite musical mike headcanons I made is bc of mama <3 #that is HIS SONG idc #catcf #mike teavee #catcf 2005 #catcf musical #mcr #catcf 2001

[worry-risha]

THE FIRST KISS ! aged up !

#charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #catcf 2005 #willy wonka #violet beauregarde #otp challenge #otp #otp headcanons #my otp #otp ideas #aesthetic #art #design #movies #artists on tumblr #artoftheday #art digital #illustration #digital drawing #girl art

[badteavee]

Intro post

Hello ! I’m Mike or Ziggs , I really only made this tumblr to post about catcf ( movies and musical ) so if it suddenly gets abandoned or posts dwindle , I most likely just moved onto some other interest

I will be posting my personal headcanons , au ideas , possibly more Xenos and just pure bullshit

My carrd

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Tag names :

1971 ! Wonka - Grandpappy

2005 ! Wonka - Daddy Issued Chocolatier

Musical ! Wonka - Murderous Fruit

Augustus + Veruca - Bad Fudge

Augustus + Violet - Pop Piping

Augustus + Mike - Tiny Piping

Augustus + Charlie - Golden Fudge

Veruca + Violet = Bad Pop

Veruca + Mike = Bad Teavee

Veruca + Charlie = Golden Ballet / Bad

Bucket

Violet + Mike = RoyalDuo / Teavee Queen

Violet + Charlie = Golden Queen

Mike + Charlie = Tiny Bucket

All of the children = GTWs

The guardians of the gtws = The Olds

#intro post #charlie and the chocolate factory #catcf #catcf musical

[wonkaconfessions]

I'm making a catcf fanfic revolving around the entire concept of the multi-wonka?verse, the first book is going to be an anthology and then the second will have more centralized characters, particularly on Wonka and charlie as they navigate through this wonderland metropolis called the nexus, and the nexus is kind of like what the world or world/s would look like if Wonkas from different realities reigned complete authority over the cosmos, its my most ambitious project yet to come, I haven't disclosed that much info, only a couple of draft/excerpts/headcanons, it's definitely an interesting concept to write about, everything about this au, right down to it's world building, altered my brain chemistry so much.

#willy wonka #charlie bucket #catcf 2005 #wwatcf #wonkaconfessions

[whistlingstarlight]

I see CATCF in that list so,,, perhaps M for all the ticket winners?????

Ooh this is a toughie, whilst I love this musical it's not one I've thought of fan content for. But I'll do my best!

M) (insert character/characters) headcanons?

I have a collective one for all of them aside from Charlie: they get therapy and better parents. After the factory incident they each seek out mental and/or physical therapy, wanting to improve themselves.

Augustus becomes a chef, focusing on meals that are a balance of healthy and maybe more on the sweet-tooth side.

Violet becomes a motivational speaker, still wanting to be famous but without her dad's exploitation influence.

Verruca starts up her own ballet school. She'd initially been set to take over her father's company, but she can't face nuts after the factory.

Mike.. just evens out. He doesn't go on to be overly successful (nor does he want to), but he does eventually manage to go back to a relatively normal size (Charlie did a lot of experimenting and research to think of something). He's probably a moderately successful Twitch streamer now.

Charlie continues running the factory, although his relationship with Wonka is a little strained (mostly bc Wonka tarnished the brand's reputation with the whole factory tour thing). Charlie runs tours too, but they're *much* safer, not competitions, and to inspire people rather than teach them a lesson.

#I want these kids to have better adult role models and live happy fulfilling lives #Bc you cannot convince me they wouldn't have turned out differently if their parents raised them better #thank you for the ask! :D #catcf musical #asks

[sorry-mom-ive-sinned]

Saw Wonka, missed my boy, so did some quick sketches of my version of Mike to get back in the grove of drawing him

#forgot his ear piercings in the second one oopsie #my art #catcf #mike teavee #charlie and the chocolate factory #art #headcanon

[fantasylovercat99]

Hi!

I am currently the author of The Candyman Can on Ao3, and I've written this post like like five times by now since it isn't sending, so I'll make it short this time. Do you like catcf but want to see an interesting new take on the classic tale? Then read my fanfiction under the username Fantasy_Lover_Cat_99, and you will! It currently has 39/55 chapters posted, with its 40th coming September. It's a wild ride, but a good one. Please message me if you have seen it or would like to see it, because I have a hundred headcanons and fun facts hoarded in my brain about the tale, that I can't wait to let out. Not to mention I'd like to find someone to draw character concepts for me, since my drawing sucks ass.

Again! If you'd like to read a sweet retelling of a classic tale with a not so sweet center, than come by Ao3! I promise, I won't bite.

#catcf musical #catcf #catcf 2005 #archive of our own #be prepared for blood and tears #and maybe murder #maybe #fanfiction

[arianadevareux]

Willy Wonka Cuddling Headcanons

(For anon) 

Willy Wonka (1971)

Initially he’d be sort of rigid. He wouldn’t push you away, but you’d be able to feel that he wasn’t quite relaxed. 

That wouldn’t last very long, though. He’d enjoy passive affection pretty early on into your relationship. 

If you came to sit/lay by him, he’d automatically lift his arm for you to crawl under. 

He’s not a huge fan of cuddling while you sleep. At least not fully. He’ll probably drape his leg over yours, though. 

Snuggles can sometimes remain cute and chill, and sometimes it’ll lead to a roll in the hay, ya feel me?

He prefers cuddling while sitting up. If you’re laying down, he’d rather one of you laying your head on the other rather than spooning. 

Willy Wonka (2005)

Help.exe he would not know what to do at first and would be pretty awkward while trying to find a comfortable position.

He prefers to be the little spoon. You can be his lil jetpack if you’re shorter than him. 

For positioning, he enjoys cuddling most when you’re laying down. Just put all your weight on him, tbh. Smother him with love. 

Sometimes hums or sighs once the two of you get snuggled up together. It’s a sign of contentment. Just like a cat purring.

He’s mad touch starved, so he’s down to cuddle any time. Once he’s comfortable around you, he’ll be all about it. 

Cuddling will typically always lead to him falling asleep or suddenly needing to overshare. 

#willy wonka #Willy Wonka 1971 #willy wonka 2005 #willy wonka x reader #willy wonka headcanons #willy wonka and the chocolate factory #charlie and the chocolate factory #wwatcf #catcf #reader insert #wwatcf reader insert #wwatcf headcanons #willy wonka and the chocolate factory reader insert #willy wonka and the chocolate factory headcanons #headcanons #catcf reader insert #catcf headcanons #charlie and the chocolate factory reader insert #charlie and the chocolate factory headcanons

[thatonecatcflover]

Okay here's some headcanon about What Could Possibly Go Wrong to make it better for me, it's about how Mrs. Teavee is just trying to fit in her out of date societal norms which Mike openly rejects- think about he yells Wrong,Wrong,Wrong repeatedly in reference to her speech- he doesn't have to go outside to be what he'll be in regard to comments like he could be president. I think this also makes Mrs. Teavee seem less sympathetic than she is meant to be though so Little Man Of Mine and Teavee time still win

#catcf musical #mike teavee #headcanon #brazil