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Calling All My Lovelies

Felix Catton x f!Reader

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Summary: AU where Saltburn's ending never happened. Felix lived happily up to 2017 (and on), where he happened to meet you. Meaning he is around 29-30 here.

Featuring the song "Calling All My Lovelies" by Bruno Mars

Also mentioning songs like "24K Magic" and "Too Good to Say Goodbye" by Bruno Mars, you can listen to them or even the whole "24K Magic" album for the right mood and atmosphere ❤️

Tags: fluffy angst, AU.

Warnings: mentions of sex, kinda?cheating, relationship misconception.

Word Count: 2,7K

Felix's London apartment was luxurious. Of course, it wasn't Saltburn, but there was a lot to see and be impressed by here too. Especially the view of the Thames, which was strewn on both sides with many lights of the most beautiful sights of the UK capital. Felix and all his guests found the lights especially bright in winter, as on this late February evening.

Especially the girls. Each of those whom he brought here stopped in awe at the huge panoramic windows and looked at the views almost from the height of the flight of a city bird. If before that they had somehow not been one hundred percent fascinated by Felix and his lifestyle, then this luxurious apartment was always the final charming argument.

Y/N was no exception.

When he brought you to his place after a fun evening full of alcohol, it seems that you looked at the views of the city more closely than anyone else and even managed to point out to him some new places from afar, which he did not pay much attention to or did not know what exactly these places were.

Felix smiled warmly - he would love to admire the view of the city with you, preferably standing in an embrace. But then he wasn't interested much of it back then, rather in something else. When he returned from the kitchen with a bottle of expensive alcohol and two glasses, you barely had time to taste the drink, as you merged again in a passionate kiss, which flowed into an even more passionate night. One of the best for both of you, and oh how he would like to repeat it.

But you weren't here right now.

There was no one but Felix himself, this evening was also full of alcohol, but there was little fun in it.

And all because you misunderstood each other. Very much.

When he brought you to his house from the club that day, he didn't think that you would take it all so seriously. Kate didn't take it in. Therefore, from her friend (or whoever you were to her, or maybe you didn't communicate that close? After all, if Felix had to think about it, it was the first time he saw you there with her…) he expected the same understanding.

You had a great time at the club, and then a night at Felix's apartment. Then you started to chat online a lot, went for a brunch and for a walk in the park, where you talked for a long, long time, cheerfully chatting about everything in the world. Well, except for discussing relationships. Then another night together, no less, if not more wonderful than that the previous one. Then another brunch. And after that… You had a lot of work and things to do, while Felix had a lot of free time and his own needs.

When you found out from Kate that he had slept with a couple of girls during that time (not with Kate herself, though they stopped sleeping not so long ago), you were crushed.

And she just shrugged her shoulders and said that you should have known or guessed that Felix lives in a free relationship mode.

You didn't know. Or you didn't want to know. And the main thing was that you thought that something special was going on between the two of you, you saw it in Felix's eyes, felt the distinct warmth of his touch and a certain special thrill overall. The way you talked to each other. It wasn't just sex or an empty mindless flirt, even if the beginning of your relationship was very fast and passionate. It was all felt even after two nights and many days, evenings and nights of mutual texting and calls.

Anyway, you didn't discuss otherwise. That was the whole point. And so, when, after things suddenly got clear, you received another usual message from Felix, you ignored it for a long time, unable to respond, being numb with pain, indignation and shame. You still was processing it and didn't believe to the end (that it would happened or that you were such a fool, you weren't sure yourself, probably both). Then, after a few more of his messages, you somehow pulled yourself together and answered all of them at once, quite briefly and dryly.

After some dialogue in this manner, Felix realized that there was clearly something wrong. He started asking what was the matter, to which you answered him:

You didn't answer. Felix called. So, roughly in ten minutes of a phone conversation, you found out in raised tones that he "doesn't owe you anything nor didn't promise anything" that you "are fine as you are now, why complicate everything" and that "please, let's keep seeing each other, it doesn't mean anything special" was a real argument to him.

"As if you don't know yourself."

"Explain?"

"I don't want to, I'm not in the mood to talk to you right now. If ever at all."

"???"

You shouted into the phone "No, if you don't want to complicate things, then I do, I'm sorry! More precisely, I wanted to. I thought we were serious.… Maybe... it seemed all... special. That's it, look, I... I don't want to talk any longer. And don't call me anymore, okay?"

And so, one day had passed, then two and three. And now the fourth day was already ending, turning into the fifth. You really didn't pick up the phone anymore and didn't respond to his messages, which were getting fewer and fewer every day.

But Felix had more and more thoughts in his head instead. He has almost passed all the stages of acceptance these days:

denial - "no, it's nothing, she's going to be mad a bit and come back to me";

anger - "not coming back? Well, fuck her!";

bargaining - "please, Y/N, answer my messages already...";

depression - "have I really lost touch with her forever?..".

Except for the acceptance itself, of course. And besides the fact that he was returning to all these stages randomly from time to time.

He really did not understand, he was not used to the fact that a girl could take a relationship with him that seriously, especially so immediately. Okay, these infatuations at school and even sometimes at university, when people fell head over heels in love with him, romanticizing him without really knowing him, but now? In the adult world, when everyone should understand the "rules of the game" and that no one seriously owes anyone anything until it is discussed. That was how Felix thought about it. And that was why it was so strange to him that it could hurt you so deeply.

He contemplated about it all the time and, to tell the truth, it even began to flatter him that someone could fall in love with him so much and take him that serious from the start. If he got everything correctly. Yes, at first it surprised him, then it worried him, then it flattered him, and after that... something inside him began to hurt unpleasantly?

He wasn't lying back then. These girl didn't mean a lot to him. But did this mean that Y/N did?..

His heart and mind began to fill with deep, complex feelings that he had not experienced for a long time and, to be honest, had not realized properly and processed in an adult way, being almost-thirty.

And Felix got scared. He was genuinely scared, that was why, first of all, he was pouring alcohol into himself all evening, inhaling lots of smoke as well.

And right now, he decided to brighten up his company not only with wine, champagne and cigarettes, but also with music. He chose Bruno Mars, whose new album he has listened to quite often since its release. Fancy stereo speakers filled his apartment with the loud sounds of "24K Magic".

Felix danced to the rhythm of the songs, sipping wine straight from the bottle. Now he tried to imagine that he was having fun in a club, and not alone in a dark empty apartment, and he almost succeeded in that.

That way Felix Catton decently lifted his mood along with the level of alcohol intoxication.

He skipped the song "Versace on the Floor" because he wasn't in the mood for slow romantic songs. But when "Calling All My Lovelies" started playing a little later, Felix was unable to switch it either.

He leaned back in one of the chairs, frowning and very intently listening through a decently tipsy consciousness to the lines of the song that had begun.

I got too many girls on hold for you to be so bold

Too many on my team for you to act so mean

"Oh, yeah. Exactly so," Felix thought.

You say you wanna go and have fun, well, you ain't the only one

If I ring, don't let it ring too long or I'm gone

"That's bloody right," he said aloud and nodded slightly several times, taking another sip of wine from the neck of the bottle.

I got Alicia waitin', Aisha waitin'

All the -eeshas waitin' on me

And also Stacey, Tracey, Macey, Lacey… Had he mentioned Tracey already? In general, all sorts of -aceys were waiting for him too, and not only them.

So why you contemplatin'? Playa hatin'?

If this is how it's gonna be

I'm callin' all my lovelies (Callin' all my lovelies)

'Cause I can't get a hold of you

At these words, Felix gripped the bottle so tightly that it almost broke under the force of his fingers squeezing it. It was definitely unpleasant for him to hear from Bruno Mars things that Felix was afraid to admit even to himself. He shook his head, closing his eyes. No, that was bullshit.

Since you ain't thinkin' of me (Since you ain't thinkin' of me)

Oh, look what you're makin' me do

Sharp breath. Closed eyes. Exhale.

Honey pie, I'm far too fly to be on standby

Sendin' me straight to voicemail, suga, what the hell? (What the hell?)

That was right! What the hell was all that? You ignored him too! How long had he been texting you and even calling you? Was that fair? Why should he run after you? He shouldn't.

Ooh, you ought to be ashamed, playin' these childish games

I don't get down like that, tell me where you're at, hit me back

Yes. Come and tell him that to his face. Oh, how he wanted you to be right in front of him now. Or didn't want to. No, he actually did. And not only to talk, getting things clear, but also to repeat the night like these… His imagination had already begun to draw pictures of how he would kiss you, undress you... and then… Your sensual moans echoed in his head. He almost felt your skin with his elictrified fingertips. And after that... no, no, stop.

Mmm, I got Alicia waitin', Aisha waitin'

All the -eeshas waitin' on me

"That's it, Bruno, you understand me, buddy! Felix mentally raised a bottle of wine as a toast and drank another sip to "them boys", to "free spirits".

So why you contemplatin'? Playa hatin'?

If this is how it's gonna be

He could have called any of the girls he mentally had listed. And everyone would come to him immediately or at least as soon as possible, doing everything Felix would have wished. Ha. How do you like that, Y/N?

But for some reason he didn't want to text to any of them, much less call them.

The only voice he wanted to hear right now was yours.

I'm callin' all my lovelies (Callin' all my lovelies)

'Cause I can't get a hold of you

Since you ain't thinkin' of me (Since you ain't thinkin' of me)

Oh, look what you're makin' me do

For the second time, he couldn't stand listening to these words. Abruptly and carelessly putting the bottle on the glass table and staggering decently, Felix wandered off to get his phone. It was time to call his not-even-ex-not-girlfriend. Catton-Jr. seemed to be listening to the dial tone more on purpose, just not to listen too closely to the words of the song that went on:

Pick up the phone, pick up the phone

'Cause all this lovin' needs a home, oh, yeah

Oh, no, look at what you started, baby

Now, I'm left here brokenhearted, baby

"Pick up the phone, yes, pick up the phone, come on," he repeated, tapping his foot. The phone dropped the call after a short time, and the guy dialed for the second, then the third time and…

There's a pain in my chest, I cannot explain

I told myself I wasn't gon' cry (Oh, not gonna cry, no, no)

But somebody's gotta come dry these eyes 'cause (Dry these, ah, 'cause)

The dial tone beeps continued. Felix studied London at night under their measured rhythm. His favorite activity was to peer at passing boats and ships of various sizes, models and speed, as well as trying to count their number. He often got distracted, but still loved it.

So, he didn't notice that the beeps from the real phone had flowed into the beeps from the song. In "Calling All My Lovelies" Bruno's imaginary crush was a famous actress. Her voice "responded" in lively yet sensual tone:

Hi, you've reached Halle Berry. Sorry I can't get to the phone right now

But if you leave your name and number, I'll get right back to you *mwah*

Damn... (Bruno Mars' voice hissed back with increasing echoes and annoyance).

At this point, Felix himself clenched his teeth and threw the phone on the floor out of anger. Fortunately, the carpet was soft enough to survive the fury of its owner and continue to function in case you suddenly wanted to respond.

I'm callin', callin', callin', callin' all my lovelies

'Cause I can't get a hold of you

Oh, since you ain't thinkin' of me (Since you ain't thinkin' of me, baby)

Look what you're makin' me do

Felix almost whimpered at the realization of what a fool he had been and what a stupid situation he was in right now. Where he led himself. Why couldn't you two just talk? Why couldn't he just tell it all at once, from the start? Maybe it would have been different otherwise now. Resting his forehead against the big window, he felt its pleasant coolness, but it could not cool down his burning resentment inside. Most of all, he did not like it when the blame for the current situation could not be shifted to anyone or anything else, and this pained him incredibly right now.

Pick up the phone, pick up the phone

'Cause all this lovin' needs a home, oh

He collapsed into a chair near the window, clutching its handles tightly and stretching his long legs. If only he would…

Felix inhaled and exhaled noisily, throwing his head back and taking a pack of cigarettes along with a lighter out of his shirt pocket. The fingers did not obey a little, as the hands of their owner were shaking slightly from nerves and alcohol intoxication. He growled slightly in irritation. When the guy was finally able to light a cigarette, he took a long drag on it.

Now he wasn't in the mood for energetic and carefree songs. He skipped "Finesse".

That was how the last song from the album started playing - "Too Good to Say Goodbye":

I've made mistakes

I could have treated you better

I let you get away

There goes my happily ever after

Tell me why, why can't we try and start again?

This can't be how our story ends…

Oh, please…

He really did miss you.

And he was not right.

He wanted to win you and your trust over again. He finally admitted it with all his heart to himself. He would try. Really.

If only you could…

The phone, thrown on the fluffy carpet, suddenly came to life and started vibrating.

Releasing all the smoke from his lungs, which Felix had inhaled, at once, he abruptly bent down to the carpet.

Your name appeared on the phone screen, gleaming brightly in the darkness.

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digitalfountains · 14 days

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Olive by Bruno Clement

#olive #bruno clement

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serialadoptersbracket · 1 month

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Round 2, Match 62: Bruno Bucciarati vs. Oliver Queen

Submitted kids:

Bruno Bucciarati: Giorno Giovanna, Pannacotta Fugo, Narancia Ghirga, Guido Mista, Trish Una

Oliver Queen: Roy Harper, Mia Dearden, Emiko Queen (his sister but she's literally younger than his other kids so)

Propaganda under the cut!

Bruno Bucciarati:

1. “uhhhh he keeps (unofficially/headcanonly) adopting kids into the mafia, wrt one of his headcanonly adopted kids (trish) he literally spent multiple days puppeting his own corpse around because of how determined he was to save trish from her murdery biodad. he's great. best mom.”

2. “- Man was just BUILT to be a loving mother

- He’s picking kids up off the street, from jail, rescuing them from unjust prison charges, he even goes against the organisation he’s devoted his life to in order to save the daughter of his boss that’s trying to kill her

- He tells his kids to stay in school, not do drugs and takes them out to olive garden

- Has a mom haircut”

3. “HE'S THE BEST TEAM MOM!! EVERYONE ON HIS TEAM HE HAS TAKEN IN FROM DESPERATE SITUATIONS AND FED THEM SPAGHETTI!!! IT'S THE INVITATION TO THE FAMILY!! I just love Bruno so so so much, he cares so much about his team, he cares about getting them the things they need, he does his best to protect his team.”

No propaganda was submitted for Oliver Queen

#jjba #jojo’s bizarre adventure #golden wind #bruno bucciarati #bruno buccellati #dc comics #oliver queen #green arrow #serial adopters bracket #round 2 #tumblr tournament #tumblr polls

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heliphantie · 7 months

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Behold, the latest boy band in town – “The Trashbin Princes” (or “The IBags”, or something equally lame).

This is product of me wanting to draw more of somehow obscure characters and crossovers, things like “Once Upon A Studio” amplify that impulse.

I was thinking what other notable characters in Disney canon are there, that aren’t spunky youngsters, not having imposing presence, not particularly fortunate and neither the ones who frankly hit jackpot as the result of their ventures.

The guys here are, from left to right:

Fagin the animal-loving crook, from “Oliver & Company”;

in the middle is, I, uh… forgot his name, Frodo Mardigras or something?

Michael “Goob” Yagoobian (also known as “Bowler Hat Guy”), possessor of possibly the bleakest fate(s) in Disney movie, from “Meet The Robinsons”;

Joe the unemployed from “Rhapsody in Blue” segment of “Fantasia 2000”.

#disney #disney fanart #disney crossover #disney 100 #oliver & company #encanto #meet the robinsons #fantasia 2000 #oliver & company fagin #bruno madrigal #michael “goob” yagoobian #bowler hat guy #phantieart

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boomboxboi · 7 months

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What is the BucciGang’s order at Olive Garden? 🍝

Bruno Bucciarati

Chicken Marsala Fettuccini

He also divulges in Tiramisu when he finishes.

He stores breadsticks in his zipper dimension for later.

“More cheese.”

Does not toss the salad and the first two people to get salad gets ALL toppings and the rest get just lettuce.

An actual regular.

But Olive Garden staff loathes him.

“Oh great… here comes the breadstick man…”

Leone Abbacchio

Chicken and Shrimp Carbonara

Encourages Bruno to get breadstick refills and dump them into a zipper portal.

He judges Giorno’s choice.

“You just get the salmon?”

“Freak….”

But he actually likes the salmon.

He likes to share the tiramisu with Bruno.

Olive Garden is fancy.

Pannacotta Fugo

Unlimited Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks

But he only eats the Minestrone.

He hates the salad toppings but whenever Bruno serves the salad he ends up with ALL the toppings.

He also only eats one breadstick.

Appalled by Bruno‘a Breadstick Zipper.

They MUST be stale by now!

Olive Garden is never his choice but he’s always voted out by the Olive Garden fans.

He doesn’t want desert, either.

“We have Olive Garden at home!”

—the Olive Garden at home—

Narancia Ghirga

Eggplant Parmigiana

Appetizers please!

Please! Please! Please!

PUUUUUH-LEEEAASSSEEEEE!!!!

Lasagna Fritta.

Yummy!

Also he sometimes sneaks food from Mista’s plate.

BIG fan of the breadstick zipper portal.

Always asks Bruno for breadsticks when they get home.

Wants dessert but takes one bite and can’t eat any more because he ate all the breadsticks.

Guido Mista

Also Unlimited Soup, Salad, and Breadsticks

He also gets Tour of Italy.

Appetizers with Narancia.

And don’t forget the dessert!

He shares with the Pistols.

Not a fan of the breadstick zipper portal.

But the Pistols are.

He eats the rest of Narancia’s dessert.

Calls Olive Garden “The OG”.

Giorno Giovanna

Herb-Grilled Salmon

He likes the steamed broccoli too.

He doesn’t order appetizers or dessert.

Judges Abbacchio for encouraging Bruno’s zipper breadstick thing.

Also hates that the salad isn’t mixed up because he wants a healthy mix of the toppings and lettuce.

He doesn’t mind Olive Garden.

But it’s chaotic when he goes with everyone else.

“This is why I, Giorno Giovanna, have a dream to overtake the mafia and outlaw breadstick thievery.”

Trish Una

Ew.

Probably just Spaghetti and Marinara.

Picks at it the entire time.

Can’t wait to go home and eat actual quality food.

But she does get dessert to go.

Embarrassed that Mista calls it “The OG”.

Has a bad experience of a first date at Olive Garden.

Thinks Bruno is actually the most chaotic of everyone in their group.

It really shows when they go to Olive Garden.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo part 5 #narancia ghirga #guido mista #leone abbacchio #bruno buccellati #pannacotta fugo #bruno bucciarati #giorno giovanna #jojo headcanons #trish una #olive garden #the og #I hate them #but I actually don’t #I also love Olive Garden #i am hungry

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coxinhadoce47-art · 1 year

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Bry redesigns, part 1

I’ve been wanting to do this for a while, and redoing my pfps gave me a pretty big motivation to go over everyone’s designs now!

8 more to go now!

#oc #bry #douglas #robin #flavian #ginger #oliver #violet #rose #bruno #my art

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digitalfountains · 3 months

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Olive by Bruno Clement

#olive #bruno clement

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wardingoffevil · 2 years

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Oliver as a Dad

I feel like if there was ever a more patient and nurturing man, it would be Oliver. As a father, that shines through. I do not see him having a huge family (like Bruno, James, Jake, Gary, Bobby). One to two kids would be his ideal family size. His first born is a girl and his second is a boy.

🌺 When his two kids were born, Oliver didn’t sob, but he did cry. He was almost scared to touch them because they were so small compared to him. He was scared he’d break them. But once they looked up into his eyes, he was smitten. No love could ever compare to the love he has for his children.

🌺 Oliver as a girl dad is incredibly sweet. He tries to be strong with her, but she is so much like him that he can’t resist when she gives him her big brown eyes. He sees so much of himself in her. She has all of his mannerisms and quirks. She is Oliver’s little twin.

🌺 Oliver as a boy dad is energetic! His son keeps him on his toes, and always pushing boundaries. You’d think his daughter would be that way, but no, his son is his complete opposite. He’s always getting into something. Cannot leave him alone for a second! Dandelion gets exhausted being his partner in crime.

🌺 He loves reading bedtime stories!

🌺 Breakfast is a busy time in this household. Food cooking, people rushing around, it gets crazy. Oliver likes to be the one cooking. He makes breakfast every single morning before work and school. Includes little pictures he drew in the kids’ lunch boxes, too.

🌺 Dandelion rotates sleeping in the kids’ rooms. She likes to check up on them through the night. She’s their cat-mom. And she is insanely protective of them. No one messes with her human babies. 🐈

🌺 Oliver actually gets along with his kids as teenagers. He’s laid back and pretty easy-going. He knows when to give them space. He’s not quite up on a lot of the trends, in which case his kids will kindly educate him.

🌺 His daughter’s friends have crushes on him and his son’s friends are intimidated by him (at first). He thinks it’s funny.

🌺 Oliver is Southeast Asian, so he loves to teach his kids all about his culture. He’s very proud of that. He likes to make a traditional dish a few times a week for dinner, and invite his nan over. He’s very close with her.

🌺 As a tattoo artist, Oliver’s kids have been hanging out at the shop since they were newborns. His daughter actually wants to follow in his footsteps, and would love to be his apprentice. She’s insanely gifted at art and can draw anything that pops into her head. Her specialty is portraits. Oliver’s proud to teach her everything he knows. His son would “rather die than work here…” (actual quote from him).

🌺 Bruno got his first tattoo by Oliver, and they frequently hang out at each other’s houses. Their families are pretty close. Every now and then Will and Kobi hangs out with them, too.

🌺 Oliver’s parenting style is just vibing and going with the flow. He has raised his kids to be genuinely good people. He is a proud father, and encourages them daily to chase their dreams. No matter what happens in life, he will always stand right beside his children and guide them. He melts my heart so much.

I haven’t played Oliver’s route, so please don’t attack me if things are wrong! I hope all the Oliver stans enjoy some wholesome dad content. Thank you, @libelle949, for recommending him! If you want some spicy NSFW HC’s on Ollie, Suzi has some for him here. 🖤

#litg #love island the game #litg s4 #litg bombshell #litg oliver #oliver as a dad #fatherhood #wholesome content #dad life #oliver headcannons #headcanons #litg headcanons #I miss season 4 #litg dandelion #litg bruno #litg will #litg kobi

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justtuesdays · 2 years

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litg islanders as soulmate post

so i was going down the buzzfeed rabbit hole and landed on this “how I knew I found my soulmate” post which had me dying because they kept reminding me of pixelated men

season i — tim