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professional-bulshitter · 2 months

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just went back to watching community again and I cant-

so this time it's about 'Regional Holiday Music' 3x10,, and adhagsjjsb it's so fucking good because in a manner it sort of addresses all the wants of the characters right? because to convince them to join the Glee club they need to be incentivised and the incentive in this case is what's so interesting to me:

because 1. it starts with Abed and we all know Abed and how he's all he wants is to be together and loved and he chases the belongingness that he didn't find before in the study group right? but also literally the only thing that cory had to do to get him on board was talk about making him and his friends feel better and be together,,, but also it's literally because media of any kind be it behind the screens or people singing is so much simpler for him to understand cause they are catered and made in such a way that they are easy to perceive and take in without it being more complicated and involving other people's feelings in it

which is Great on its own but the second person to get 'caught' is Troy (because obv Troy will follow Abed wherever he goes, because even when he can't follow he'll wait for Abed to come back to him and tell him about his side quests or just be there for him, but I digress-) but also it's because there's this one thing he's always wanted to be a part of and could never but then comes Abed giving it to him on a silver platter and letting him do the things he wants even if it is by providing him with a loophole

and then third is pierce who even though I loathe him, i do understand (ish) because at the end of the day he's a man out of time and place, he's within people he doesn't understand and who don't want to understand him because all he wants to do is relive his glory days instead of rooting himself in the present (which in large part the study group help him with) (he'll never be my favourite character or even a liked one but I see him and I feel sad because of what he is and always will be and the way he came to be this way) all he ultimately wants is to be 'cool' maong his peers even though both of them operate on different understandings of cool (and yeahhhh)

fourth is Annie which, is very very weird to me because we never really get to know what her song was, what her one wish/incentive was,,, but also is it really that hard to assume that she would cave in when confronted by one of the first few people that she could safely feel as if in the company of friends with? also and this is a straight up hypothesis but I do feel that Annie didn't really get a song to convince her because it wasn't that hard to do it because it didn't really matter because at the end of the day it started with Abed telling her that he stayed for that experiment despite being angry because she was his friend,, and this was her way if reciprocating that (because it was just that given, be ause some things don't need to be explicitly stated to be explicit) (but then why did troy have one? because he was technically going against his entire belief system and the way he identified and looked at himself and that is life changing in some manners and he was still the second one and yeah)... maybe

the fifth one was Shirley and this one is rather simpler because at the end of the day, she traces and finds herself within her belief system rooted in Christianity (which while not for mez i can understand the way belief systems can be very all or nothing for some people) and she just wanted to educate and empower children and people with things that she herself feels empowered by (she goes about it entirely the wrong way ofc because forcing religion on others is never an answer but I don't think nad never have that she's coming at it from a malicious position or intention

then we have jeff and like Annie it's very curious that he doesn't get something that he wishes to incentivise him (at least that's the way I understand that episode) instead, we get to see what Annie and further the audience thinks or is supposed to think about Jeff. He's still that impenetrable (hehehe) person that no-one can actually understand because yes he's an asshole but he's constructed in a very stereotypic asshole kind of way so that's all we get to see from him at that point in time (that's all we're supposed to perceive him as which is why unlike others he never joins in on the song) instead all we get is that he also succumbed somehow. but we're never told what made him submit and give in,, we're always made to look at him from a distance (at least till that point in time and show trajectory) and he might be the main centre of the show (ish arguably more around Abed but plot more centered around him (also I'm very very biased cause I deeply resonate with Abed)) and yeah

and then Britta who again doesn't get a song at all because,, and again throwing arrows in the dark here,,, ofc she has a bad voice and narrative voice isn't really imp to Cory and his performance but also because much like Jeff, there's an induced sense of distance, wherein she technically is supposed to be the main female protag at that point (at least that's the intention it seems to have started with) but in many manners, she's reduced to just that, they make her dumb and so unlike the other main heroines (and I will never not be angry with the way they changed her character post season 1) that at the end of the day that's all she ends up being (again till that point in the show's trajectory)

and yeah ,, and then then at the end of everything, Abed gives up on what he wanted for the group as a whole because he realises that this is not actually happiness that it's creating in everyone, because it's forcing them into roles that they've been tricked into and that's never what he wanted,,, yes he wants them to be together but not at the cost of the happiness of even one of them or all of them and yeah

also anyone that says community is just a silly little show, it is. But it's also so much more because the way it talks about created families and families of choice and being an outsider and trying to find belongingness,,, and in the end finding a place that lets you be the trainwreck that you are and helps you embrace it, is insane and great. And I love the way community as a whole does all of that while feeling so organic and experimental but also insightful and a well thought out piece of media with actual things to say and yeah

(also very unconnected to anything I've just said but I truly despise Shirley's song with everything in me,, I'd ironically and unironically listen to all of the rest of the songs in this episode but not that one (yes including whatever was going on with that Annie mean girls esque but make it worse and yeah)(they are bops honestly 🤷‍♀️)

i will go now but yeah I love community (also also last thing but this is the only way that I'll ever be able to fully digest random musicals in any show because community just does it better, I said what I said.)

#abed nadir #community #community tv #troy barnes #annie edison #jeff winger #shirley bennett #britta perry #pierce hawthorne #i love my silly little blorbos #and trainwrecks #and i love community #its very hard to stop writing about how much this show affects me #its become an issue #but eh

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orangesand-lemons-234 · 3 months

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honestly i think im just gonna start posting these without numbering them idk if my hyperfixation and headcanon brainrot needs to be in chronological order-

#heidi the daschund is based on my own dear dog #shes staring at me as i write this #i think she knows #I FUCKING FORGIT BRITTA IN THE COMMUNITY ONE.#newsies #uksies #newsies twitter

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absolutely-not-my-main-blog · 5 months

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I sincerely think if Dennis Reynolds and Jeff Winger were to makeout, it would benefit them both immensely, in fact, it’d be good for their health

#jeff winger #dennis reynolds #wait wait okay they run into each other because Jeff’s a student and Dennis is out looking for his usual college girl type he’s so set on #but like they both come to the realization that’s not what they want anymore/never what they wanted or what will make them happy #because they see reflections of themselves in each other #and after having a wild whirlwind affair or one night stand they part ways each changed by the experience #and Dennis comes home and tells Mac how he feels #and Jeff tentatively accepts the dean’s invite to a dinner or something #text #anmmbposts #and also the next time the gang needs a lawyer Dennis is like I know a guy so they don’t have to use uncle jack anymore #and Jeff takes The Lawyer completely off guard and absolutely destroys him #and Charlie gets to excitedly talk with him about bird law to which Jeff either tells him hey greendale actually has a class on that #or hey you could teach a class on that at greendale #ignore me writing my silly crossover fanfic in the tags I’m at work and the thoughts are suddenly vibing #and they become like amicable sorta exes and if they ever meet each other’s friends do you think Mac and Shirley would bond over religion?#do you think Britta and Dee would get along?#I think Charlie might have fun playing games or building forts with troy and abed they could play night crawlers together #help me my mind keeps going

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fujobritta · 14 hours

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weird storytime and an abed analysis (abednalysis ?)

in s1e17, physical education, abed says that he didnt mind changing for other people because hes comfortable with who he is . a season later, in s2e19, critical film studies, he says instead that he doesnt like change . and now i realize what he really meant when he said that he didnt mind changing .

when i was younger, around 11-12, i would pretend to be other people online . more than five different separate identities in one discord server . because i wanted people to like me more . i made these alt accounts and assigned each one a personality, a different typing style, a reason for joining, a region, and a timezone . and for the most part, they were people who were nicer and just generally likeable . because im not someone who is any of those things . i am not a nice person . i dont even think im a good person . and god i am not likeable . at all .

so i played these characters . most of them only being active for short periods . i would have full back and forth conversations with these alt accounts to sell it . i had these weird insane elaborate plans . a 16 year old former drug user, lives in manitoba, somewhat parental . 13, california, liked minecraft and drawing -- completely different artstyle (and different software) too . etc .

i would let these accounts bake (make them and then not use them) so that it didnt seem suspicious with a brand new account joining the server . then i would spend a week making the account and forming a character to go with it, sometimes asking people to help me out . it was so fucking crazy . i was insane . might still be .

…yeah i probably still am .

i was such a better person on those different accounts . because i didnt know how to change on the inside, i just started over and over again . different account, new me . like i was experimenting with who i really wanted to be like . formulating the perfect person to act like when i finally decided that i wanted to become a better person .

i gave up eventually obviously . im not a tween anymore . i was a really weird tween . obviously . but i think about it a lot .

honestly i only went back to being myself because it was comfortable . i felt better being a fucking douche . and i still am a douche . im not a good person . i dont think ill ever be a "good person" . what the hell is a good person, anyways . all i know is that im fine with myself like this . even as much as i not-so-secretly hate myself, and deny it out of fear of seeming like an "edgy attention seeking loser" .

its not that abed doesnt mind change, he just doesnt mind changing the persona . he doesnt mind changing the person showing on the outside . a separate identity . but ultimately, he wouldnt ever fundamentally change as a person . because hes fine with who he is, even if other people might not like him for that . and i want to be like him . i want to be someone who is fine with who they are, even if that someone is a socially inept ass who learned tenth grade math at age ten but cant figure out when their own face is making a smile or not .

#shui talks #nbc community #community nbc #community tv #abed nadir #jeff winger #this is such a jeff post dude .#this is like #shui posts that are basically just shit jeff would probably say and do . part idk how many but probably a lot .#theres that thing jeff said #about slater and britta #how slater makes him feel like how he feels when he writes his new years resolutions; the guy he wants to be #and britta makes him feel like the guy weeks after that; the guy he really is #abed is my slater #and jeff is my britta #ultimately . im just jeff #hes my community parallel #but i guess because of this i kin abed #abed is god . truly #sorry i dont know what my point really was with this post ??? i just wanted to share this weird life experience #and also because ive been rewatching community and this episode really just struck a chord . in a good way ? i think ?#gave me a moment to think #i kind of pass over with how annie was in mixology certification except annie only did the fake identity thing once #and according to troy abed does that like every week #which is basically what i was doing #man i was really fucking weird . what the hell #i got bullied in school if you couldnt tell

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kayrma · 11 months

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jeff's phone lockscreen is definitely britta, but he has a tinted screen so nobody can see that he's a sap (and his homescreen is the study group)

meanwhile britta's lockscreen is just her cats, and her password is literally her birthday so everyone knows that her homescreen is jeff with said cats

#currently writing a jeffbritta fic and this thought came to mind #jeffbritta #jeff winger #britta perry #community #redstreet #kay writes #userkay

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motherfuckingbrad · 7 months

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contrary to popular belief (i don’t actually know what people believe) i think the person brad bakshi would get along best with from the study group is mr jeff winger. they’d 100% be bros together that talk about money (brad) and women (jeff) for the first few hours until they get too drunk and start talking about the ways in which society/growing up made them feel like in order to be loved they must be skinny

all i’m saying is if all the closest male friendships revolve around trauma bonding, jeff winger and brad bakshi would be bffs for life

#tw eating disorder mention (kinda)#like … they both have eating disorders #they both were raised in kinda fucked up situations with fucked up father figures or lack thereof #they both keep themselves so insanely guarded #they’re perfect for one another #and britta would have a FIELD DAY #community #mythic quest #crossover episode!#idk who (if anyone) people typically say brad would get along with #i just know people will write about like brad and abed meeting or brad being a character abed is playing #but we never talk about the similarities between jeff and brad! and that ends today #brad bakshi #jeff winger

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cinemautistic · 6 months

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i know i have to do the jeffbritta t4t fic (AND I'M WORKING AT IT I SWEAR) but... what if stereotypical christmas movie but it's jeffbritta

#uhmmm i don't think i'll actually write this #but i like the idea #jeffbritta #jeff winger #britta perry #community nbc

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brittababbles · 2 years

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Wedding Night

Oberyn Martell x Wife!OC (Lisanna Lannister)

Warnings: loss of virginity, experienced partner x virgin, p in v sex, oral (female receiving), arranged marriage, comments are appreciated as I'm still deciding if this project will be shared on tumblr

They were married within the week. There was no purpose in a lengthy courtship; this marriage had been decided long before the bride and groom met.

The wedding was a beautiful affair, one that Lisanna could appreciate despite the nerves that bordered on panic throughout the day. The prince and princess were married at sunset, the climax of a day long affair of revelry. Lisanna had worn a golden gown that had perfectly matched the shade of her hair, making her appear like a sunbeam in the gardens of Sunspear. She held the prince’s hands as the Septon proclaimed their union before the gods. Oberyn smiled at her throughout, and his hands were warm and strong in hers.

It was all well and good, despite Lisanna again feeling as if she were on display before the court. But now she sat on the side of the prince’s bed, in nothing but a night shift. She was nervous and chewed her bottom lip as a result. But another part of her was excited. She’d heard many delightful things about sex. Perhaps it could be like that for her as well.

Her new husband was leaning casually against the headboard of his bed, watching her closely. He’d discarded his tunic almost immediately. Lisanna had glanced at him from time to time. His athleticism showed in the toned muscle of his arms and chest, and the warm, sun kissed skin. Dark, clever eyes observed her closely, as if waiting for her to make a move. Beautiful. Like Lisanna had imagined the gods of old. He seemed in no hurry to get on with the bedding.

“I expected you to cry,” he said suddenly.

Lisanna looked at him, surprised.

“Why would I cry?” she asked.

Oberyn shrugged.

“This is your first time. I expected you to be afraid I would hurt you,” he said.

Lisanna stared at Oberyn. He smirked under her scrutiny, not at all shy about his bare chest.

“This is… not your first time,” Lisanna said slowly.

“No,” the prince answered.

“Nor your second time… nor your third. You… know how to do this. How to make it good… for me?” she asked, carefully.

Oberyn just smiled knowingly.

“Come over here and let me show you,” he said softly.

Lisanna crawled toward him and allowed herself to be drawn into the prince’s arms. Her body seemed to sizzle, arousal pooling between her thighs as he pulled her close. He cradled her face and kissed her slowly. Lisanna melted into his kiss. He was gentle, exploring her mouth with lazy curiosity. He allowed her to climb into his lap and let her choose the pace of their kissing. Lisanna rolled her hips experimentally against the prince as her lips met his again. She shuddered in delight as he ran his hands down her back, loosening the neck of her night shift.

“That’s a good girl,” he purred.

Lisanna found herself kissing Oberyn as if she’d been doing it all her life. She felt no vulnerability with him, despite being deeply exposed. He worked the shift off her shoulders to kiss along the column of her neck, beginning near her ears and working his way down to her shoulder. From there his lips traced along the ridge of her collarbone. Lisanna moaned in his arms and arched her back, pressing chest toward him in such a way that the shift tumbled over her breasts and toppled down to pool around her hips. Oberyn paused, opened his eyes, and took in a breath.

“Oh… look at you, beautiful girl” he whispered, bringing a hand up to cradle Lisanna’s left breast, weighing it in his hand. He seemed to marvel for a moment as he looked over her bare upper body. He shook his head in disbelief as his other hand caressed her right breast. His thumb trailed over her nipple, and Lisanna bucked a little in delight and surprise at the pleasure that rushed through her at his touch.

“Responsive, are we?” Oberyn mumbled. His thumb slid over her nipple again, making Lisanna whimper.

The prince gave her a wicked smile, then bent his head to close his lips around one of her nipples. He gave a gentle, tugging suck. Then he twirled his tongue over it several times. Lisanna gave a choked gasp at the sensation that pulsed through her body. She felt delightful friction against her slit as Oberyn tugged at the skirt of her shift, pulling it away from her thighs. He leaned back, tugging at her nipple with his lips, before releasing her with a pop. Lisanna groaned, clenching her thighs around his hips. Slowly, Oberyn lifted the shift up and over her head, exposing her body fully to him.

He appraised her softly. He watched her face as his hands traced along the curve of her side, across her smooth stomach, up to cradle a breasts again.

“I could have done much worse,” he said softly.

Lisanna squirmed under his touch. She’d never wanted anything as much as she wanted the man beneath her. Her pussy clenched repeatedly and leaked onto his trousers as he touched her. She stared directly into his eyes, and the intensity of that eye contact made her squirm more urgently.

Oberyn watched her face, mildly amused at just how innocent his little bride truly was. Her face shone with the shock of what he was doing to her, and she twitched in ways that told him she did not know enough to fake her responses to his touch. He’d known she’d be a virgin, officially. But that this girl hadn’t touched herself at all was obvious, and strangely exciting. Her responses were genuine, unincumbered by knowledge of what most men wanted. Nothing like the girls at the brothels.

His fingers sought where her body parted between her thighs as his lips began tracing back up her neck again. He stroked her clit gently, trying different patterns as he listened to her responses. When he hit and especially sensitive spot, Lisanna twitched in his arms, gasping out loud. He laughed softly.

“Good girl,” he muttered again, his lips still brushing her skin.

Lisanna shuddered at his words. Her eyes closed in bliss. Oberyn watched her expression with amusement. He could keep her on edge like this for quite a long while, he thought. But she was innocent, he reminded himself. He could work her up to that kind of play. She was his, after all. His wife. He had plenty of time to teach her.

He walked his fingers down her pussy until one prodded at her entrance, His thumb still pressed against her clit. Lisanna whined, leaning backward slightly as if to give him more access. Oberyn released her pussy, sensing opportunity to make her more comfortable. He cradled her back in his arms, and slowly laid her backward into the mattress. He gently arranged her legs, so they were no longer tucked under her body, and instead lay comfortably on either side of his shoulders. He looked up to see her gazing at him, green eyes wide.

“I’m going to get you ready for me,” he told her gently.

Lisanna nodded. Her legs relaxed as she watched him in fascination. Oberyn dipped his head between her thighs and pressed his fingertips back against her opening. He glanced up over her body, watching as her chest rose and fell rapidly.

“Are you well?” he asked

“Yes!,” she cried, her voice cracking, “Please! More!”

Oberyn dropped onto his stomach to press his face into her pussy, closing his lips around her clit just as he had her nipple not long before. At the same time, he slid two fingers into her channel. Lisanna wailed animalistically, her body jerking on the bed. Oberyn glanced up, watching closely. He carefully curled his fingers inside her, and gently rubbed along her upper wall , searching for that magical spot. Ellaria’s was just about…here. But Lisanna was incredibly tight, despite also being incredibly wet. Ellaria was never quite so tense.

“Relax, my love,” he purred against her pussy.

He felt the tension around his fingers ease and began to stroke her upper walls again.

“Ahh…” he growled, smirking slightly.

The spot he was looking for was much easier to find as the tension bled from her body. It was soft, spongy, and incredibly responsive to his fingers pressing against it with a fingertip. He kept his touches light, not wanting to overwhelm her, and returned his attention to exploring her pussy with his mouth.

Lisanna was rocking on the bed, gasping, and writhing under Oberyn’s efforts. Her thighs were rising, attempting to press in against his ears. Oberyn let them. He massaged against that spongy spot and traced the tip of his tongue around her clit. Lisanna twitched, then arched off the bed, crying out as her channel contracted hard around his fingers. Oberyn nodded, releasing her clit but continuing to rub inside her, letting her orgasm finish before pulling his fingers from her pussy.

Lisanna stared at the ceiling, tears leaking down her cheeks. Oberyn frowned slightly.

“Sunblossom?” he said softly.

Lisanna took a shaky breath, then swallowed her sob.

“Gods forgive me,” she whispered.

Oberyn crawled up her body, immediately concerned. He nestled himself next to her on the bed, staring at her

“Gods forgive you for what, Lisanna?” he said urgently.

Lisanna choked out the sob she’d been fighting. Oberyn pulled her to his chest, then cradled her face in his hands, frowning in confusion. He kissed the tears as they fell from her eyes, keeping them from falling too far.

“My love, what’s wrong?” he asked, his voice bleeding confusion.

“Nothing should feel that good!” Lisanna sobbed, “The gods won’t permit it!”

Oberyn stared at her, shocked for a moment, before laughing softly.

“The gods will punish you for having an orgasm?” he asked her gently.

Lisanna hiccupped, frowning in confusion.

“Oh, my Sunblossom. What do those northern men teach their daughters?” the prince sighed, holding her close, “Dorne has so much to show you.”

Lisanna blinked at her husband.

“It’s not a sin?” she asked.

Oberyn shook his head.

“Then… you can do it again?”

Oberyn laughed.

“I can. I can do it as much as you wish.”

Lisanna looked at him, disbelieving. Oberyn shook his head, sighing again.

“Lord Tywin really did a number on you, didn’t he?” he said lowly.

Lisanna blinked. The reference to her father brought back Tywin’s final words to her: please him, if you can.

Lisanna frowned at Oberyn.

“What were you preparing me for,” she asked abruptly.

Oberyn gazed back, considering her carefully.

“There is more I can show you, Sunblossom. But only if you’re ready. Do you trust me?” he asked quietly.

Lisanna stared at him.

“I do,” she whispered.

Oberyn guided her closer and pressed his lips to hers. The passion from before had been replaced by careful tenderness. As if Lisanna were something delicate and precious. He kissed her like this again, and again, before slowly rolling her onto her back.

“I need you to relax,” he told her softly, resting his forehead against Lisanna’s.

Lisanna felt her muscles begin to relax immediately, but the tension of anticipation kept them taunt. Oberyn kissed up her neck. His hands massaged at her waist and down the outsides of her hips. Lisanna noted how large his hands felt on her body as he gently squeezed at her.

“Relax…” he breathed out.

His lips had found a delightful spot just behind her ear, and he gave the lightest nip with his teeth. Lisanna yipped in surprise, causing Oberyn to chuckle and lift his head. He stared at her for a moment.

“Do you trust me?” he repeated, seriously.

Lisanna nodded.

“I need to hear you say it, my princess,” he said.

Lisanna opened her mouth, but her voice caught on the shock that he was so concerned. Oberyn looked at her expectantly, his expression solemn.

“I trust you, my viper,” she whispered, leaning down to press her lips to Oberyn’s again.

Oberyn rolled up her body, passion once again dominating his kiss. His tongue pressed against her lips, asking for permission. Lisanna parted her lips, welcoming him inside. He pressed into her mouth slowly, then rocked his tongue back, and pressing into her mouth again. Lisanna gasped and whimpered into his mouth, and he continued his exploration. Abruptly, his tongue was gone. He closed his lips around her bottom lip, sucked for a single beat, before releasing her mouth. Those dark clever eyes met Lisanna’s, and he smiled softly.

“Like that,” he said, softly.

His cock pressed against her, waiting. Lisanna understood, and relaxed her thighs, opening her body to him. His eyes seemed to somehow darken further, as he glanced down her body. He carefully guided his cock into her channel.

Lisanna tensed immediately, gasping, and folding in on herself slightly. Oberyn paused, waiting for her body to relax again, then pushed in a bit further. Again, Lisanna tensed at the stretch. Oberyn waited, then rocked back minutely before thrusting in a little further. He rocked his hips slowly, and Lisanna relaxed with each tiny thrust until Oberyn found himself pressed against the back of her. He rested his forehead against Lisanna’s again, letting her adjust to his size.

“Oh…” Lisanna breathed.

She was so tight; even relaxed and welcoming as she was, she still had a grip on his cock like he hadn’t experienced in years. Her walls hugged him perfectly, warm, and soft from every possible angle. Oberyn gasped in through his nose, forcing himself to stay still. She needed time. She was so tight. He didn’t want to hurt her.

Lisanna tipped her chin up to catch his lips. She kissed with a new vigor, as if she’d come to some sort of realization. Her hands tangled in the prince’s curls, pulling him closer so she could kiss him again with more passion. Urgent, burning passion.

Oberyn let his hips roll so slowly, pulling back only a bit before rocking back into Lisanna. She moaned against him; mouth open as she gasped for breath. She felt so fucking good. He rocked his hips again, giving a firmer thrust into her. Lisanna yelped, eyes rolling back. Oberyn rolled his hips a few more times, setting a steady, almost languid pace. Lisanna groaned, or whimpered, with each thrust. Her body seemed to curl around him. Her legs tangled around his hips, fingers buried themselves in his hair. She arched her body, pulling away from him as he pulled out of her, then twitching up to meet his hips, encouraging him to slam harder into her with each thrust. Her mouth was open in a pant as she rocked with him. Oberyn closed his lips over her pulse point, sucking and nipping desperately.

Lisanna felt a bit as if she’d left her body and was observing the sheer amount of pleasure that coursed through her. Oberyn’s hand wound between her legs and coarsely rubbed at that burning nub of her clitoris. Lisanna threw her head back and cried out, twitching around Oberyn as she began to orgasm. Her walls clamped around his cock, squeezing him, hard. Her body continued to rock, milking him as he twitched inside her. He groaned, burying his face against her neck. His body shook on top of her as she twitched underneath him. He emptied into her, feeling as if every bit of himself poured out of his cock and into her body. Lisanna shuddered, clinging tightly with her legs for a moment, as if knowingly trying to prevent him from pulling out of her.

“Don’t go,” she whimpered breathlessly.

Oberyn felt himself collapse at that small, sweet voice. His full weight was on top of his wife, but she didn’t seem to mind. Her legs cradled his hips comfortably, and she untangled her fingers from his hair only to gently card them through the curls. His cock was still buried inside her. She hummed happily; her eyes lazily closed, as he twitched inside her. She enjoyed the way he felt inside her. Like he was the piece of herself that she’d been missing.

They lay there entangled for several minutes, until both of their breathing had returned to a normal pace. Oberyn gazed at Lisanna. She thought his expression might be wonder.

“Was that alright?” Lisanna asked softly.

Oberyn managed a breathless laugh.

“I’ve been looking for you for a very long time,” he told her gently, leaning up to kiss her firmly.

#oberyn martell #oberyn martell x oc #pedro pascal #game of thrones #house of the dragon #it actually has nothing to do with house of the dragon #oberyn martell smut #britta writes things

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couchcandy · 7 months

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Psych x Community ??

I love psych and i love community so this vague concept of them existing in the same universe has been floating around in my head.

The key connecting factor being the references to Shawn/Britta’s similarly eclectic off-screen pasts. They're close in age so I'm like okay - it would totally be possible for them to have known eachother/dated/whatever at some point before.

psych aired from 2006 - 2014; Shawn born 1977

community aired from 2009 -2014; Britta born 1980

(Take these two quotes just as an example but it's referenced casually throughout both shows)

Britta’s Dad: I mean, every time we get too close, you run off. We sent you a birthday card to your apartment in New York, and the next week you’re setting fire to a Jamba Juice in San Jose.

Britta: How long is that gonna stick with me?

Britta’s Mom: Until arson is legal, sweetie.

Gus: Shawn, you’ve had fifty-seven jobs since we left high school.

Shawn: Yes I have. And they were all fun. But this one takes the cake.

Gus: Oh yeah? Better than the acupuncture clinic?

Shawn: I didn’t realize experience was necessary.

Gus: What about the summer you spent driving the weiner mobile?

Shawn: I did that for the hot dogs.

I think they fit somewhere in the ballpark of each other's types, both sluts(affectionate) and it makes sense for them to have crossed paths at some point during Britta's “anhercists” days.

So that establishes a link between the groups, but what would it be like if they interacted? Take the arbitrary scenario; Shawn and Gus have gotten themselves and by extension the SBPD into another whacky shenanigan somehow who cares how i'm not writing this

I imagine initially everyone in the study group has a more or less positive impression of Shawn because he's charming, (with the notable exception of…you got it! Jeff)

JEFF

In typical jeff fashion is immediately threatened by Shawn because he has to be the coolestmostlikeabledude™ in the room at all times while simultaneously has to act like he doesn't care so he's quietly seething and - hey what's this new dude doing here making all my friends laugh that's my job! i must now make it my life's mission to prove this guys a fraud and reclaim my status no matter how much a fool i make of myself in the process (a la: advanced documentary filmmaking)

BRITTA

Normal standard “hey old friend” situation, remember when we *insane thing involving multiple felonies and property destruction* haha anyway let me introduce you to my friends -

ANNIE

immediate skepticism that Shawn is able to sidestep pretty quickly by being charming/flirty (NOT in a gross way *hisses at the jeffannie shippers*) Her reaction being like when the dean “swaps bodies with jeff” or after abed’s don draper impression.

ABED

Knows Shawn isn't really psychic but goes along with it/doesn’t point out that Shawn’s hyper observant because he's invested in watching the psychic/cop show formula play out. He would! and I would too!

(quote from 5x03 Basic Intergluteal Numismatics):

Abed Nadir: [Pretending to read the crime scenes as a psychic] I see a man... using a social disorder as a procedural device. Wait, wait, wait, I see another man. Mildly autistic super detectives everywhere.

TROY

Obligatory: “you’re wrinkling my brain right now” and just general fascination, awe, and wonderment. Asks Shawn to tell him his future

SHIRLEY

Immediate judgment on Shawn's practices not being christian enough for her standards, but easily swayed to liking him once he picks up on something and comments on her ex husband being an idiot to lose her or something

PEIRCE

Does his peirce thing and tries to seem impressive and fails, something level five laser lotus blah blah - u get it thats enough on him

THE DEAN

Is facilitating the psych crew being there because it might bring in good press for greendale and he def does the hand on shoulder thing when he meets him you know the one - omg and totally is into Lassiter furrowed brows “im packing heat” Carlton, please. – lassie is Not Amused™

CHANG

This depends on what point in community canon this interaction takes place because season 1 chang would prob be normal(for him), but like season 5 Chang would do/say something so insane and so chang that i can't even come up with it

As for our psych guys, Gus points out how weird and fucked up and bizarre Greendale is meanwhile Shawn is LIVING for it - signs them up for the Dean’s PA announcements class, and “Gus! buddy! I hope you don't mind. I used your credit card to sign us up for The History of Ice Cream. Come on, it starts in 20 minutes ! :D” Gus: “Shawn! >:0”

Lassie would just nonstop point out all the health and safety violations- he doesn't want to be here- calls a lot of people hippies, generally grumpy demeanor and we love him for it.

Starburns terribly hits on Jules - gets rejected, proceeds to try and sell her drugs - gets arrested.

#community tv #psych tv #community x psych crossover #community nbc #psych usa #shawn spencer #burton gus guster #britta perry #the study group #crossover #community show #insane ramblings of a tv obsessed loser #if i had any ability to write entertaining comedic fiction i would #shawn solves the mystery and saves the day #he finds russell borchert years before Basic Sandwich

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